Vegetable Lasagna’s Reunion Special! Vegetable Lasagna’s Reunion Special!
This week, Zissou and Chris get back into the swing of things and review holiday movies: The Hateful Eight, In the Heart of the... Vegetable Lasagna’s Reunion Special!

This week, Zissou and Chris get back into the swing of things and review holiday movies: The Hateful Eight, In the Heart of the Sea, Star Wars, Joy, and The Big Short.

Music by Kevin MacLeod​.
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Zissou

Zissou lives in Nebraska with his beautiful cat.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    VL brings me out of retirement.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    True story: This episode was too much for Austrian audiences.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Official return. Fuck everything.

  • She’s my Zissou, Max.

    I hear you got fired for giving us so much money on the pilot.

  • She’s my Zissou, Max.

    Every week or so is our grand return/reunion.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Fauxby Dick.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    VL is my Heaven’s Gate.

  • She’s my Zissou, Max.

    Soon it will be Dee’s too.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    Your show is basically the tape from The Ring.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    But funnier to watch Chris just Chris trying to climb out of the well.

  • Dee
  • Kylo Ronin

    Okay, this week I saw Django Unchained, uh Argo, uh Cloud Atlas, and um…..Les Miserable.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    Fuck you autocorrect.

  • Kylo Ronin

    To be fair, there’s a lot of dysfunctional folks here so………………

  • Kylo Ronin

    FUCK YOU, I LIKE MY SPOT, BITCH.

  • Kylo Ronin

    I’m never confrontational. Which is why I suffered through Jack Reacher by sitting next to two shitheads for the entire run.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    Fuck that. People don’t know how to behave. Fuck theaters.

  • Kylo Ronin

    I know I know, everyone knows this. But that’s my most annoying theater experience ever.

  • Kylo Ronin

    HERE’S THE TRUE STORY. Chris Hemsworth stabs a gigantic leviathan to death, splosions in the background, and boobies!

  • Kylo Ronin

    Big Short looks dank.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Adam McKay really really wanted to make a movie that touched upon similar themes in The Other Guys.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Also, I brought up The Other Guys so….

  • Kylo Ronin

    Perfect timing, Star Wars is brought up.

  • Kylo Ronin

    IT LOOKED COOL.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Starkiller Base was in an uncharted region of the galaxy-wahwahwahwah wahwahwah wah wah wha wahwhah!

  • Kylo Ronin

    Well, the prequels did try to do all the agreements and stuff………..

  • Kylo Ronin

    Kidnapping kids and brainwashing them to be badass killers……………nothing wrong with that.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Luke did decide that he was going to make the Jedi less weird though. AND THEN I SHOWED UP.

  • Kylo Ronin

    YOU’RE DISAPPOINTING. *slashes the wall with crossguard lightsaber*

  • Kylo Ronin

    Lando=TRAITOR.

  • Dee

    he redeemed himself. And he was acting correctly in that situation.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Dat was the joke.

  • Kylo Ronin

    That’s not how the Force works!

  • Dee

    what do I know?

  • Kylo Ronin

    WET WILLY LOVED NU TREK.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Dammit Walden!

  • Kylo Ronin

    The World’s End. I’ll have a glass of water. *action music starts playing as bad guys lunge at me* YAAAAAAA-*smashcut to cheery end credits*

  • Kylo Ronin

    So Hateful Eight is like the community around here then?

  • Kylo Ronin

    Yeah. I went there.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    I’m aghast.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Hahaha!

  • Kylo Ronin

    My Christmas was pretty good.

  • Kylo Ronin

    The Other Guys was fucking fantastic.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    Good night everybody!

  • Dee

    hell yes it was!

  • Dee

    Night!

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    god….

  • Kylo Ronin

    Jesus! Night then.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Woody Allen didn’t deserve it.

  • Dee
  • Kylo Ronin

    Now you don’t have to say it.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Watching Revenant after I watch Hateful Eight this week.

  • Kylo Ronin

    Bitchin’ pods.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    Just fooling around. I had to get ready for the show this evening.

  • Dee

    circle jerks are out there aplenty

  • Kylo Ronin

    If that’s how you view it.

  • Dee

    a little discord is refreshing

  • Tim R.R. Something

    missed it.

  • I_am_better

    That was a decent Chris Hemsworth-impression

  • I_am_better

    Schrödinger is a co-host now too?

  • I_am_better

    It’s all about Moby Dick now.

  • I_am_better

    I guess Pegg & Wright should just work together till the end of time.

  • I_am_better
  • I_am_better

    “we never have anything to talk about…”
    XD

  • I_am_better
  • Tim R.R. Something

    Sponsored by Miracle Mop

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Jedi were fucked up.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    A moment of silence for all the human slave children killed pod racing because Anakin set a precedent.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    It would have been better if, when she found Luke he was pushing a shopping cart full of old cans.

  • She’s my Zissou, Max.

    I don’t know nothin’ ’bout shootin’ no movies