Vegetable Lasagna Meets Peach Volume II Vegetable Lasagna Meets Peach Volume II
​This week, Zissou and Chris get a plug for the League of Legends World Championship, Zissou reviews A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night,... Vegetable Lasagna Meets Peach Volume II

​This week, Zissou and Chris get a plug for the League of Legends World Championship, Zissou reviews A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, and Indiana Peach returns to discuss Nazi gold and The Cairo Detective series.

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Zissou lives in Nebraska with his beautiful cat.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Oh boy.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Why didn’t somebody spam this? I have to do everything….

  • Tim R.R. Something

    They played this on the flight, and just look what happened to poor Mr. Bridger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8RHBXjMlE

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Fucking wait, Tim, Jesus……..

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Waiting for it to buffer……

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Almost done buffering.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Okay, hitting play.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I’M SORRY I MISSED OUR APPOINTMENT, MAN.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    CAIRO DETECTIVE 3!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Three people, mang.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    DATS A LOT.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Don’t blaspheme.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    yes sir…………

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. Its a multiplayer online battle arena, real-time strategy game.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    GHOSTS.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    FANCY SCHOOLS!

  • Tim R.R. Something

    In this episode of Vegetable Impossible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR8RHBXjMlE

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Anyway, reason I couldn’t make it? Writing. I had to isolate myself completely but……bad timing on my part since I forgot that I agreed to show up.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    that’s right, DELETED

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I kinda listened to it.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I was there. That chase. Intense.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    intense………

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Like Piers Anthony, Peach gives muddy answers that clear up nothing!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Okay, that’s unfair, Peach doesn’t have a predilection for prepubescent girls so I apologize, Peach.

  • Redmond Zissou

    Jesus.

  • Redmond Zissou

    Is this damn document going to print or not?

  • Redmond Zissou

    Abe lurks in the shadows. He’s David Duchovny watching season 9.

  • Redmond Zissou

    But maybe in a less negative way?

  • Redmond Zissou

    I’d like to moderate a Q&A where Abe and Willard discuss moving on.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Stay away from, Xanth, Zissou. IT WILL ROT YOUR MIND.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I’m almost ready to move on myself but then I realize I can’t.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    George Orwell, law enforcement officer!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Ouch.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Abe tried to get on the players float at the Royals parade. Old man George Brett chased him off with the “pine tar” bat.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    WE LOST YOU PEACH. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Tim R.R. Something
  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    oh he’s back.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Don’t blaspheme.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Mississippi Blood. Sounds like an awesome late 70’s slasher exploitation flick.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    WE NEVER KNOW WITH YOU, PEACH, WE NEVER KNOW IF YOU’RE KIDDING.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    No, you didn’t lose him, he’s giving you the silent treatment now.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Peach writes a book about hanging out on Disqus. Hits too close to home.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oh, don’t bring up coconut oil. Sloth will hit you.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Is there someone else with you, Peach?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    IS SOMEONE IN THE SAME ROOM? TELL US, PEACH!!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    God, I hate Eagle Eye.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    So many fucking plot holes in that movie.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Not listening andm just reading your posts I feel like I am watching a horror movie. LOL!!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    LMMFAO. I’m sorry but I am dying of laughter reading the reply here. I’m sorry for describing it like a horror movie.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Better than dog shit over in Escondido.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    For fuck’s sakes, now you don’t want to talk about clean air? Make up your mind, clean air or Nazi gold.

  • Tarmac492.1

    No, I love it. I cant listen during normal work hours. However, I kind of like just reading the posts trying to decipher what is going on. One of my little pleasures in life.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    And we lost him. DAMMIT………….okay, let’s go grab a sandwich. Who’s up for pastrami.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    WE ALL WATCHED THE TRAILER.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    ZISSOU ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING PEACH IF HE’S AN SW FAN.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Fuck it, I love the prequels as well! *gets banned*

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Sleepy Hollow is the SHIT BRO. I FUCKING LOVE SLEEPY HOLLOW.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I really didnt like Ep 2

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I think that’s the one I liked the least.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Gareth Edwards. Zissou, have you seen Monsters? Because that is such an intense thriller.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Christenson and Portman had less Chemistry than History class.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    How about I play Depeche Mode during the opening of JP?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    If you get this…………………..we cool.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    A collage of images………………that’s what film is.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Yep.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    FUCK YOU WARHORSE IS AMAZING.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I SWEAR TO GOD, ZISSOU, I SWEAR TO GOD.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Neigh!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    LINE IN THE SAND.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Featured comment!

  • Tim R.R. Something
  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    *sobs*

  • Tim R.R. Something

    in the catbox

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    A lobotomy.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Fucking watch an actual Godzilla movie and you will see that Edwards actually made it LOOK LIKE AN ACTUAL GODZILLA MOVIE.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I swear to………..GODZILLA, I swear to Godzilla that you and Zissou need to watch more Godzilla flicks. And not just the 60’s and 70’s stuff. Like the more recent stuff.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    EL REY. I watched some of that From Dusk Til Dawn show……………blah.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I’ve yet to see any Linklater movie. Unless I’ve seen a movie of his without knowing it.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Lynch and Picasso. You lost me already.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    See, now that is a good question. Has Lynch made any bank?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Twin Peaks is huge in Japan. HUGE.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    39:57- train of thought lost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmvYywWQDDk

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    So. I still need to watch Snowpiercer.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Sounds like you have Prince Albert Peach in a can.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Blackhat. Dee hated it. Better liked it. I still haven’t seen it. Wish I could have seen it but I’m also not sorry I watched Jupiter Rising………….

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Misogyny in Black Swan???

  • Tim R.R. Something

    unpossible!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I like Noah. But I agree with Zissou. If that’s not your thing, don’t check it out.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I haven’t even seen it yet!

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Pretentious, unsettling, dark dreck, just the sort of thing Zissou digs.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oscar Isaac’s dancing is DA BOMB.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Except for Peach. He didn’t get that movie so fuck him.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Peach has a point on SW, Zissou.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    But you also have a point on SW, Zissou.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    *70’s films on this site* OH YEAH, WORK THAT SHAFT, BABY.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    All that decade was grimdark. Just grimdark everywhere.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Cloverfield! Like that movie but maybe I should have not seen it on the big screen…………..blargh.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Nebraska was dope. Glad I watched it.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Peach sound quality reminiscent of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwuy4hHO3YQ

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oh Europeans are so weird…………………..

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Am I right? I am right. I miss Abe.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Metric and shit.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I miss him too.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I agree Budapest didn’t do it but I quite like Moonrise Kingdom.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Is it because of the cat scene in GBH? Is that why you don’t like it, Zissou?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    BIRDMAN IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOD.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Director is Mexican.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    *SQUAWKS*

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oh Jesus, that sigh depressed about half the audience here.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Ah dammit…………….

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Now I gotta slap you again.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I’M SORRY TIM.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

  • Tim R.R. Something

    By Cthulu’s mighty green balls you test my patience.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Look who’s blaspheming now….

  • Tim R.R. Something

    A girl walks home review at the last two minutes. WELL DONE!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Undercover cops with a speed gun?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Curbstomp a cock.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    By the way, were you drunk when you tried pronouncing that?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Always on SHowtime. Havent watched yet. Sadly.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Anyway, I enjoyed the show. People say Abrams is the new Spielberg. No. He’s the new Lucas. Gareth Edwards is the new Spielberg. Because no matter what you say, Peach, and I don’t give a FUCK, man, Edwards has an eye for visuals. That scene where Godzilla shows up on the shores to Hawaii for the first time? Fucking phenomenal. He edits and films it so that people are in the same shot as the Big G, too make them look like ants, insignificant in the face of this unstoppable force of nature. Making us small in the grand scheme of things.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I aim to change that……………TONIGHT.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I needed more Godzilla in his Godzilla. Also wished he would have been bad for at least one of them. I did enjoy it, though. If I get Ghidrah in a sequel I will wet my pants with excitement.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Fyi, I don’t care if I just did the cinema buff’s equivalent of heresy, FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Ask yourself if you really want bad Godzilla. You sure?

  • Tarmac492.1

    OHHH-UH-OHHHHH

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    That’s usually par for the course with these movies. He shows up in like the second act, btw. Heck, one of my very favorite entries has him showing up for like forty minutes into it.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I dig a bad Godzilla a little bit. I def need bad Ghidrah!!! Funny, I have no problem with Hollywood NOT introducing new characters for Godzilla movie. LOL!!!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    This is a sincere question, mang. Cuz I know the perfect movie for ya.

  • Tarmac492.1

    True.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    A’ight then check this one! Don’t let that overly long title foll ya, its a really good movie. In fact, I’d also recommend this to you, Zissou.

    http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/dvdboxart/32536/p32536_d_v7_aa.jpg

  • Tarmac492.1

    Cool mang. Thanks!!! This looks badass!!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Cranston’s speech in Godzilla “send us back to the stone age” was great. I am glad he didnt phone it in. The stuff at the beginning–wife getting killed was quite unnerving.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    The only thing I will say about this movie is that Godzilla is probably the most evilest he’s ever been in the entire franchise. The original had some sympathetic qualities. This one? NOPE.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I will say that Cranston should have been in the movie more and I understand why Edwards did it but that decision hurt the movie.

  • PURCHASE

    Yeah well……

  • Tarmac492.1

    Agreed.

  • Tarmac492.1

    OK. Cool.

  • PURCHASE

    That was fun.

  • PURCHASE

    Doing this podcast made me look important while out in public and I was able to utilize the conversation to hit on girls therefore it was a success.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT!? PULL THE TRIGGER! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DON’T GOT THE GUTS, BITCH!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Smooth.

  • PURCHASE

    Good kitties.

  • PURCHASE

    Gareth Edwards is the next Spielberg? Really bro? Really!?!

  • Tarmac492.1

    I didnt get what all the fuss was about.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Who’s Garett?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Portman is a charisma vacuum.

  • PURCHASE

    Asinine

  • PURCHASE

    Photos of sexy South Korean girls incoming.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    😛

  • PURCHASE

    So I checked it out and it costs 113k to send your kids to Swiss boarding schools…per annum

  • PURCHASE

    That’s a whole lotta dough.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Bo Svenson would def be starring in it.

  • PURCHASE

    So I’ve been investigating the Nazi gold situation and it looks like it’s all totally fabricated. More than likely there is no such gold. Sorry treasure hunters.

  • PURCHASE

    *guy stands up in the back*
    Yes there is I have some right here!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    *guy way more in the back* Your jokes suck! Get someone else on stage!

  • PURCHASE

    *lights cigarette*

  • PURCHASE

    It’s only six and it’s already dark out???

  • Fall Days

    Best filmmakers currently working
    1. Michael Mann
    2. Alexander Payne
    3. Richard Linklater
    4. Steven Spielberg

  • Fall Days
  • Fall Days

    God I love playing in the sandbox.

  • Fall Days

    ….

  • Fall Days
  • Fall Days

    hahaha

  • Fall Days

    Michael Mann produced The Aviator. Did not know that.

  • Fall Days

    Why would I say Michael Mann? He hasn’t really made that many good movies…hmmm

  • Fall Days

    Collateral, Heat, The Insider, and Mohicans are all way up there though.

  • Fall Days

    The difference between a supermodel and a model….http://www.modelmanagement.com/modeling-advice/supermodels/

  • Fall Days
  • PURCHASE

    I had a protein shake today but I didn’t work out.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Anybody enjoying this season of Fargo?

  • Fall Days

    Chris really pulled his weight on this podcast……….so did Zissou……and me………and NO ONE ELSE….

  • Fall Days

    mute these and put on other music and tell me who is the superior filmmaker

    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQJjqnG1iI

    2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5JmgLQEzs

  • Fall Days

    David Lynch net worth: $60 million USD.

  • Fall Days
  • Fall Days
  • Fall Days

    If you look at The Fountain and Batman Begins….are there some similarities in terms of the storytelling there? It would be interesting to know EXACTLY how much of Aronofsky’s brain work went into Nolan’s version.

  • Fall Days
  • Fall Days
  • Redmond Zissou

    Explain

  • Fall Days

    The storytelling is similar the way that The Fountain tells three stories simultaneously and Batman Begins also shows us three versions of Bruce. Young, student/college runaway, and then the Batman himself…hmmm – Batman Begins is so unlike The Dark Knight and TDKR (both basically terrible films) . . . the writing is so much stronger in BB . . . the dialogue pops and there are strong monolithic characters…..something is there

  • Fall Days

    Also there are always flashbacks in Batman Begins to other moments of his life to give it resonance…the scene where his dad has him using the stethoscope for instance

  • Fall Days

    there is also a hallucinatory angle to it that seeps into the mise en scene when Crane is on drugs

  • Fall Days

    that never happens again in the next two films…

  • Fall Days

    not to take anything away from Nolan because Interstellar is a classic

  • Fall Days

    I think I figured out that Spielberg thing. He always said he made silent movies. Anyway.

  • Fall Days
  • Fall Days

    Haha! What an imbecile! (Soderbergh)

  • Fall Days

    Zissou wants a piece of that Paranormal Activity money.

  • Fall Days

    Here is Wes Anderson about to murder everyone in post-war Vienna.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I am!

  • Redmond Zissou

    Hahaha

  • Moonriver

    YES, YOU CAN BUY TOILET PAPER ON AMAZON!

  • Mann was originally supposed to direct it, but he lost his will to do so

  • wtf, Godzilla 2014 was pretty damn good you bums

  • Batman Begins had a story, while The Fountain was a wet brainfart. Aronofsky is like Liberace thinking he is Mozart.

  • while Snowpiercer sucks

  • Tarmac492.1

    Everytime I am channel surfing, Snowpiercer comes on and I see Tilda Swinton and those crazy prosthetic teeth and I think Monty Python.

  • Redmond Zissou

    Did we talk about that? Geeze

  • Redmond Zissou

    Monster fights monster with boring humans.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Edwards will NEVER reach Spielberg status, count on that! Bad comparison. I agree about Godzilla….

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Whoa, I like it alot

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    It’s not heresy, it’s fucking lunacy! Stupidity! Crazy retardability! It’s Greased Lightning!

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I liked Godzilla 2014.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I liked Snowpiercer

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Not as much as Godzilla….

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    ….whatever…..

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    …….again…..whatever…..

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Totally agree.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    This is better

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    You can buy anything on Amazon, including a Colin Kaepernike!

  • Snowpiercer was just boring humans.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Spielberg, most definitley

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Me too

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I liked Jupiter Rising, nothing great, but entertaining

  • One clip is a montage, while the other one is a full blown scene. Great comparison, totally makes sense.

  • fair enough

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Which Godzilla movies you watching?

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    not even close

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    That movie so awesome. Isaac kills it!

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Agreed. I like the more recent stuff. Got darker and meaner

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Amazingly boring….

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I like it too

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Let’s get banned together…I like them also

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I am just here just here for the 50 cent hotdogs and keg beer!

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I am going to start using that more often…….Oh Boy……gotcha featured man, you hit tha big time

  • Tarmac492.1

    Pretty cool. Bokeem Woodbine has gotten some good lines.

  • Redmond Zissou

    But I like boring humans!

  • Redmond Zissou

    Not specifically but it’s actually a good example of what’s different about GBH versus his other ones. Look at the death of Buckley in Tenenbaums or Jeff Goldblum abusing Cody in Life Aquatic and already you can see a huge shift in tone and the lack of emotional depth given to the newer subject matter.

  • Redmond Zissou

    But look down!

  • Redmond Zissou

    Not a fun rewatch. I’ll give you that.

  • Redmond Zissou

    Before Sunset is his magnum opus. But watch all of those.

  • Redmond Zissou

    When I was a kid I had a bunch of old Godzilla movies on VHS. I’ve probably seen more than you think but I don’t remember them so it doesn’t really help.

  • Tarmac492.1

    It would have worked better as some crazy Argento-inspired Giallo. Would love to see Aronofsky go back to a Pi or Requiem.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Well shoot. I still recommend GMK then.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    YAY.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    yay.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Been a while since I’ve seen any. Gonna rewatch some for a review.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Yipee

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Kewl

  • Tim R.R. Something
  • Lei

    Lol

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Forget it, Dee, its Chinatown.

  • Lei

    Hotdogs!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Predators was fucking awful. Just fucking awful. A complete waste of a great cast. Linklater is really good. Rodriguez is talented but couldnt write to save his fucking life.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I liked The Wrestler. It was reminiscent of a raw indie from the 90s.

  • the cairo detective

    Yeah I hated Predators.

  • the cairo detective

    I just didn’t want to disagree with Zissou because I’m afraid of him. I wrote a 10,000 word piece on how much of a swindle that movie is. There is nary a minute or two of actual predator footage and there is no second act. The story is cheap as fuck, The movie is cheap as fuck. Awful film.

  • Tarmac492.1

    For me, Rodriguez(I know he didnt direct Predators) has worn out all the welcome he earned in the mid 90s. I did like his Planet Terror and Sin City , to be fair. Thats would make like 4 flicks out of twenty?? If he didnt have his own studio no one would give him a dime to make a flick. He is obviously well liked as he still gets big stars in his stuff. I dont think I will ever understand a lot of stuff that goes on in this world.