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This week, Zissou and Chris discuss winter coats, the necessity of sleep schedules, 90s movies, dead fools, and Zissou reviews Ash vs Evil Dead... Vegetable Lasagna 32

This week, Zissou and Chris discuss winter coats, the necessity of sleep schedules, 90s movies, dead fools, and Zissou reviews Ash vs Evil Dead and Spectre.

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Zissou lives in Nebraska with his beautiful cat.

  • I_am_better

    I never like to do stuff, either

  • where is the Spectre review?

  • I_am_better

    Was the Temp score from Barry Lyndon?

  • life is too short for Hunger Games

  • I_am_better

    My creative process starts with:

  • I_am_better
  • I_am_better

    Who’s this “guy” you know, lol?

  • Redmond Zissou

    Somewhere in there.

  • Redmond Zissou

    Haha good idea!

  • Redmond Zissou

    A Last Week Tonight fan apparently.

  • I_am_better

    All TV should just be free, period.

  • chicken

  • I_am_better
  • I_am_better

    The second episode was directed by the guy who directed the “Solomon Kane” movie, so he’s got some cred. And it was stylistically pretty consistent with the pilot

  • Tim R.R. Something

    An Alexandra Daddario GiF

  • Tim R.R. Something

    That made the whole movie.

  • I_am_better
  • Tim R.R. Something

    02:47 the musical overture trails off to reveal that the conversation is well underway.

  • I_am_better

    I mean, Wyoming is even pronouced “Why-oming”

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Fuck all those big, rectangular states.

  • I_am_better

    That’s a T-shirt line if there ever was one

  • didn’t catch the Spectre review

  • Tim R.R. Something

    May I suggest a more dramatic opening Sequence?

    Starring Zissou, Starring Chris, VEGETAGLE LASAGNA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09BzitMkUCw

  • I_am_better

    That’s actually a good pitch for a “Horrible Bosses”-sequel. check out the big brain on Chris

  • I_am_better

    It was: “it’s….new. I just dont get the Christoph Waltz’s characters motivation”

  • Tim R.R. Something

    This episode!

  • I’m out

  • they had no money to simulate stars back then

  • I_am_better

    Well, I want a “Battle Royale”-review next week

  • Tim R.R. Something

    It blew my mind when I was ten.

  • I_am_better

    From what i’ve gathered, the backstory is some of the most stupid writing ever – even counting all of the Kurtzman & Orci stuff

  • Tim R.R. Something

    “Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.”
    ― Edgar Allan Poe

  • I_am_better

    And “Spectre” had FOUR writers

  • Tim R.R. Something

    $9.99 in the Vegetable Lasagna online gift shop.

  • The effects are pretty good still. But I always wondered why there are no stars.

  • Not surprised… saying all the time the new movies make barely sense.

  • Redmond Zissou

    Thanks boss.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    The science is especially bad. But what the hell, it was trippy.

  • Tim R.R. Something
  • Tim R.R. Something

    Wrong link, lol.

  • I_am_better

    XD

  • I_am_better

    Don’t you DARE edit that comment

  • Tim R.R. Something

    31:00 Ironic discussion of chicken dishes in the midst of the vegetable show.

  • I_am_better

    Are you gonna stand there and claim that chicken is NOT a vegetable?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Is that in Finnland?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Oh geez now it’s featured.

  • I_am_better

    Could as well be. There’s those fucking cameras everwhere

  • I_am_better

    That wasn’t me

  • Tim R.R. Something

    My nine year old is fond of saying that.

  • I_am_better

    If it aint broke…

  • I_am_better

    It’s been about a year since I was flashed the last time.

    Wait, that didn’t sound right…

  • Tim R.R. Something

    not nearly as good, I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Um8yhGkUk

  • Tarmac492.1

    Usually a very bad sign.

  • Tarmac492.1

    upvote for the creepiness factor.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Sound was good this week, I’ll give you that.

  • Redmond Zissou

    I’m learning!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    S’okay, man. S’okay.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I ain’t judging.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oh yeah, that was my bad right there. Every time I isolate myself, I miss something important.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Laptops suck when it comes to power.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Schrodie! Schrodes!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Dinger!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Not my temp, Zissou.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Dark crime comedy? You mean every Coen bros movie ever?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Cats. Bags. Do not mix.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Birdman!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    SQUAWK.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    DUTCH ANGLES. *tries not sliding off to the right*

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Romeo and Juliet was redeemed when when it was made into Tromeo & Juliet.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Well, that just means you’re not Piers Anthony.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Christopher Walken killin’ that guy is every fucking movie he’s in.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I will see Spectre.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    SKYFALL IS AWESOME.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    DON’T WATCH QUANTUM OF SOLACE.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Spectre – perfectly watchable.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Holy shit, everyone is a fucking critic these days…………..

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I saw American Pie at the right age.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    TOMMY BOY!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Everyone seems to mess up on trying to get on Zissou’s pods!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    GENERAL TSO’S CHICKEN, BRUH!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    The Men Who Stare At Chickens.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Digging For Fire! Again!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    ASH VS. THE EVIL DEAD.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Rant away! No, seriously, RANT AWAY!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I thought Starz did the online thing already.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Cable is so stupid.
    -Foster Breadford Zissou

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    FIVE BUCKS?!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    HBO GO NAGAI! SHIT GETS HARDCORE.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Or he got fired from S-Mart?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Wow, um, you know in the future you might want to just say, ‘Sure, I’ll tell her’ because dropping a bomb like that on somebody you just met is downright rude.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    😀

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    ELI THE IGUANA!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    No, your complaint is that the pilot was too short. THAT IS THE ONLY COMPLAINT YOU GET.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    PPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    GALLONS OF BLOOD.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Christoph Waltz was DA BOMB IN DJANGO UNCHAINED.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oh God, I wasted my time watching Horrible Bosses 2.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Which is a Goddamn shame, since I fucking love the first movie.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Battle Royale is the shit, bruh. Book is better though. Takeshi Kitano as the teacher makes the movie worth it.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Pita bread?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    THE CHOSEN ONE, BITCH!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    YOU’RE A SUPER SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Ironically, Terry Gilliam, in real life, is the chosen one who got away beating the system, since he outwitted the military redtape back in his day.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Miracle Mile is such a great movie. What does this have to do with anything? Not a Goddamn thing. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT I WANT NOW, DAMMIT.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Did you hear about Debbie?

    No, what happened to her? Did she die?

    No, her father died.

    Oh that’s great-
    *JOHN CENA VIDEO PLAYS*

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Okay, someone mentioned it.

    http://i.imgur.com/XO293.jpg

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Yeah, I won’t care how I look like after I die.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Skype sucks and I rewatch first episode of True Detective S1.

  • belly up

    When I write I usually have a bunch of caffeine.
    That helps, yeah.

  • belly up

    Catnip: some shine and some don’t, lol.

  • belly up

    Didn’t Leonardo da Vinci have insane sleeping habits to increase productivity? I LOVED the whole sleeping segment. 🙂

  • belly up

    FUCK FILM SCHOOL!

  • belly up

    Cashew Chicken!! Repin’ the big MO!

  • belly up

    We actually do have pretty good Chinese food here…

  • Nigerian Drug Lord

    Hmmm