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​This week, Chris tells his story about a sticky club, Zissou preps for an imaginary interview with Obama, the gang reviews A Tale of... Vegetable Lasagna 21

​This week, Chris tells his story about a sticky club, Zissou preps for an imaginary interview with Obama, and the gang reviews A Tale of Springtime.

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Zissou

Zissou lives in Nebraska with his beautiful cat.

  • Abe

    I guess you’re doing alright is a great answer.

  • House Password Zissou

    Ooh we can’t see who’s in the lead. Suspense.

  • House Password Zissou

    The return of Walden Pond is imminent. He called me right after we recorded this episode asking to be in on it.

  • House Password Zissou

    #Don’tBeTim

  • What? You’re here. I lit a candle for you and all the other Fallen Ones.

  • Abe

    I only had one poll ready to go. I’ll send you the raw data.

  • Abe

    What the hell happened?

  • House Password Zissou

    After yesterday it seemed like a good idea to post in safer venues. Who knows what those people will post next time.

  • House Password Zissou

    Barnes and Noble didn’t have Infinite Jest last night. And probably not just because the people of Omaha are so well read. I mean geeze.

  • House Password Zissou

    Alas, poor Yorick!—I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

  • Abe

    I am still weighing my options Tim Vs Peach is not a choice to be made lightly.

  • House Password Zissou

    We like to make you think here at Vegetable Lasagna Industries.

  • House Password Zissou

    The Supernaughts were never going to have a dojo, right? Avoid the TB curse?

  • Abe

    That was never the plan, no. X had one, Willard had one. There was no need.

  • House Password Zissou

    They’re weird, anyway.

  • House Password Zissou

    Some of the fallen and I are in touch. Not opposed to some sort of continued communication but under different circumstances.

  • Fuckhead newbie troll in the Dojo

  • House Password Zissou

    If you people would just favorite my tweets I probably wouldn’t even use Disqus.

  • House Password Zissou

    Sounds like it could be worse than that. I didn’t see the post with the alleged link.

  • House Password Zissou

    I think this David Foster Wallace movie will be good.

  • House Password Zissou

    Especially interesting to think of that tour in context of the rest of Wallace’s life.

  • House Password Zissou

    We all want to be David Foster Wallace. But do we?

  • House Password Zissou

    Watched another Altman stinker last night so that may add more time before I finish that mission. Man, his 80s stuff has a lot of rough patches.

  • Abe
  • Abe

    If only you had an outlet to expand on your Altman ideas. If only!

  • House Password Zissou

    A top 5 would be super generic because everyone’s basically right about the same 10 or so being the best. If I rank them all with rationale that’s got to be better, right?

  • Abe

    You are incredibly aggravating at times. I hope you know that!

  • House Password Zissou

    You want an article on each? Do people even know who Altman is?

  • Abe

    I want you to share with the world your thoughts.

  • House Password Zissou

    I’m not opposed to that but I’m having trouble visualizing how that should work.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I’m sitting in the ER with my dad who is really ill. So I really am thankful for this.No I’m serious, thank you.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    No need for condolences. Let’s keep it light you shitheads

  • Tim R.R. Something

    control Altman Delete

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Abe, vote for me or you’re dead at recess

  • I don’t even know where it is I’m so far out of the loop.

  • Abe

    I would love an entire series of Altman retrospectives, but however you want to do it.

  • Abe

    Tim, I’m not sure how to vote. Advice?

  • House Password Zissou

    So one for each movie? I really only have insight into 5-10 of them. I kept turning the volume down on Streamers because I don’t like movies where people yell a lot.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Also I will lower taxes. Although spellcheck says I should lower tacos instead.

  • Abe

    Or just break it down into little mini reviews. Slothy used to do that when he was writing.

  • House Password Zissou

    I tried plugging Peach’s books to manipulate him into coming back but I used too many sudden movements and he ran away.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Ungh. Franks made a scene. I went. Now this.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    A good place for you.

  • House Password Zissou

    If I broke it up by decade maybe that would be a good avenue? But I need to finish watching them all to do that. It seems to make more sense to do it in order but I’m watching them by order of availability mainly.

  • Abe

    That does make the most sense. We’re surrounded by pirates here. I’m sure you can find them all .

  • House Password Zissou

    I’m afraid to even plug this show there now.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Trump is the most entertaining guy in the race, but for sheer deadly seriousness you can’t beat Bernie Sanders.

  • House Password Zissou

    Even though I regret providing the Altman estate money for The Company and Countdown, I wouldn’t want to resort to illegal activity.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Top 15- 23

  • House Password Zissou

    I’m probably going to vote for Hillary.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Yeah. Too bad a woman isn’t running.

  • House Password Zissou

    Bill can just come back I guess.

  • Abe

    Oh I don’t vote politically. I only vote for Lays flavors and the all star game.

  • House Password Zissou

    The 90s volume 2

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Best drinking buddy prez ever

  • House Password Zissou

    Maybe an Infinite Jest review?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Hard to trust .

  • House Password Zissou

    Depending on the results of my IQ test of course.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Is it an AICN cumstain? Didnt even know you guys had a Dojo. LOL!!! Trolls are what they are.

  • Abe

    Surely you jest ∞

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Compulsive up voting here

  • Tarmac492.1

    I would accept taxes or Tacos.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I think he has talent but don’t tell him I said that.

  • House Password Zissou

    Are you a DFW fanboy? I think everyone basically is at heart.

  • Tarmac492.1

    would pay for the Trump?hillary or Trump/Sanders debate.

  • I guess that’s why “The Player” was touted a a huge Comeback

  • Tim R.R. Something

    The airport? It’s nice.

  • House Password Zissou

    I haven’t eaten lobster since reading “Consider the Lobster.”

  • House Password Zissou

    Seriously it’s amazing how much better that is than what he was doing. Although I haven’t seen Tanner 88 yet and that seems promising.

  • Well, if you wanna hold court in these Lasagna talkbacks, here we have enough mods at least

  • Tarmac492.1

    Me too. I am always happiest on the fringe, though.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Never eat it. Long story, basically child rebellion.

  • House Password Zissou

    Rich parents?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Sounds sinister(not being flippant either, well maybe a little)

  • I’m actually trying to think of one of his 80’s movies that I’d have seen, and I can’t think of any

  • House Password Zissou

    Another whisper is a secret place where only a select few with private accounts post. Can’t be found except by those who already know where it is.

  • Abe

    Don’t abuse your power. Refresh Zissou

  • I did suggest a closed site in the suggestion box

  • House Password Zissou

    Let’s just say there may be a place with a lot of upvote-less Streamers comments out there.

  • New intro.

    What the hell is that echo?

  • House Password Zissou

    There’s 2 or 3 that are pretty good but a lot of them just feel like he was experimenting visually but not as a storyteller.

  • House Password Zissou

    We were in a large area because we didn’t want to walk another minute to the enclosed space.

  • The lobby?

  • I’m also smoother when I’m drunk

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I grew up in Gloucester MA. They let me play with the lobster S one day before boiling them. Never got over it. Cool creatures.

  • Abe

    Next week Veggie Lasagna interviews people in a hotel lobby.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Dee would be a good American president. We can change the constitution pretty easily. I would vote for him.

  • That’s a good idea, actually

  • Abe

    The people Deemand it

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Better than the men’s room…

  • Tarmac492.1

    Isnt that kind of like Charlottes Web with Lobsters?

  • I guess “A.I.” wasn’t On Deemand

  • Abe

    One night I was watching a line of cars go through a DUI check point and I thought that would be a good radio show. Interview the drivers of each car. You’d get a whole range of human emotion and it would be like a sports play by play.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Just imagine all the homework and sarcasm? Would be fun.

  • Also a good idea

  • Abe

    Where is it? I don’t have it bookmarked. Son of a…

    ba dum ching

  • Tim R.R. Something

    The police might not agree

  • Tarmac492.1

    You can be Dees VP. I think American needs two non-American’s as Presidents. This coming from a right leaner, too. How fucking disillusioned am I??

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Dad thinks we’re in a restaurant.

  • Abe

    It’ll be foot-tappingly fun.

  • Tarmac492.1

    umm, fairly brilliant.

  • House Password Zissou

    I like to pretend it was a lecture hall.

  • I know you didn’t want any condolences, but I’ll just say that: I know exactly what you mean :/

  • Abe

    It’s too bad nobody drives under the influence in Long Island.

  • Abe
  • Tarmac492.1

    Sure they do. Not me. Every cab driver in Nassau County knows my number. $50 cab ride beats the alternative. Some great conversations too.

  • I’m getting drunk right now

  • House Password Zissou

    We should set up a live Vegetable Lasagna Show in front of a sold out crowd.

  • Abe

    Man, I’m sorry.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Count your fingers first

  • House Password Zissou

    The Supernaughts on Ice

  • Tim R.R. Something

    It is OK, he’s 92

  • 1…2….8

  • Abe

    I think our ice users have all left.

  • Abe

    I’ll help you set up a live broadcast. You get the crowd.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Seriously dude, sorry to hear that. Going through some shit with my old man too. Last about it you will ever hear from me. Good luck.

  • House Password Zissou

    I feel bad that we turned this episode against you. Very sorry to hear about it.

  • Oh, damn – we ALMOST got Aubrey’s last name

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Fisherman, soldier WWII, railroad laborer, welder, expert welder.

  • Abe

    Finland excels in mathematics.

  • House Password Zissou

    I’m trying! Maybe if we fake it at first there will eventually be one.

  • Not me. I’m math-dyslexic

  • Abe

    I’m sure there’s a coffee shop on every corner in your city.

  • House Password Zissou

    There is but I’m not sure I have much of a local following. But you’re the man with the stats.

  • Abe

    That 8 did look backwards.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Me too. I have learned there is a fine line, though. Sometimes a very fine line.

  • House Password Zissou

    You don’t really even have her first name.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Sounds like a life well lived.

  • Tarmac492.1

    What about at one of the Asian Massage parlors in Flushing?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    (Shakes fist)

  • House Password Zissou

    Perhaps we could set up a Vegetable Lasagna documentary series. Where we go places or something. Early stages of development.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Bus trip

  • Abe

    You know. I actually think it would be fascinating if you got one of your “friends” on mic to tell some stories.

  • Tarmac492.1

    what you drinking?

  • House Password Zissou

    I’ve got a couple nice-ish cameras and microphones. We just need some kind of reason to justify why it’s not just a podcast.

  • House Password Zissou

    Then we’ll find a reason to justify why the podcast isn’t just a personal conversation.

  • Tarmac492.1

    One day I think we should set something up.

  • Abe

    Email me. We had some irons in the fire before my work and your health pushed us back.

  • Abe

    You get a local following by being local! Make it happen.

  • True.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I like that. Places of historical interest? Haunted houses?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

  • Abe

    Zissou’s first grade teacher.

  • Beer. Elixir of the procrastinators

  • House Password Zissou

    You know I actually have reached out to haunted houses about doing a live podcast there and one in particular told me (in other words) that since they were fairly sure nothing spooky would occur, it would be bad publicity for them.

  • House Password Zissou

    I can do one at a film festival in October. In Grand Island, NE.

  • House Password Zissou

    It’s not really an island.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I know. I literally had no voice for two weeks. I am moving weekend of 8/21. I will send out two emails to those people. Especially the one.

  • Abe

    Is it grand?

  • House Password Zissou

    3rd biggest city in Nebraska. There’s restaurants and stuff.

  • House Password Zissou

    And apparently a theater.

  • Abe

    Moving? The judge didn’t show any lenience eh?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Ahhh, the novels I will never write because of it.

  • No parking ticket, then

  • House Password Zissou

    There’s this great coffee-shop on the way to Grand Island in a little town called Friend. We can stop there.

  • Tarmac492.1

    LOL!!! I was in a weird situation. Nice lady, but people in main house were crazy. Lucked out got a nice apartment in a nice town further up North on LI. Not Gatsby territory, but. Will be near the studios in Bethpage. Will be sending them some scripts.

  • Abe

    I like it

  • House Password Zissou

    I’m supposed to be doing a Q&A at the festival so I guess we’ll see if that’s interesting. I don’t really know the specifics.

  • Abe

    You’re more interesting than you let on

  • Doesn’t True Detective end next weekend? There’s your topic for tuesday – a walkthrough of the season.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    You know what’s interesting? Goiters.

  • Abe

    Terrifying

  • House Password Zissou

    Not really. It’ll be like a pilot for the live Vegetable Lasagna podcasts? Maybe? Moose Henderson will be there.

  • Abe

    Field recording! Working without a net.

  • House Password Zissou

    If we had a video thing, could that get hosted here? How does that work?

  • Abe

    As the ladies tell Tarmac on the phone. We make all your dreams come true.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I seriously think that would be a great idea.

  • House Password Zissou

    Is Supernaughts doing a big special on it? I bet people would listen.

  • I wonder when the tag “limited event series” will be switched to “who the hell does 24 episodes anymore? That’s sooooo last century”

  • Tarmac492.1

    Would so love it if Ghost were real. Had some weird shit happen to me, but I am not buying it yet. Will gladly watch all of those fucking shows though.

  • House Password Zissou

    We accepted filler episodes for far too long as a society.

  • Abe

    If you want to do live video the easiest method would probably be to do a live stream from youtube and embed it on your SN page. It’s pretty simple to set up.

  • I guess some of the guys could unite for some special. I’m focusing on the “X-Files”-cast.

  • Abe

    I’ve never watched it.

  • Tarmac492.1

    We need a SN Film Festival, as well.

  • House Password Zissou

    In Grand Island, NE

  • Nick is a fan.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Ads are to blame. The TV network advertising model.

  • Or more accurately: getting the next episode done by the end of August.

  • House Password Zissou

    This interests me. Except I don’t know any good live video editors willing to work for free.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I have some of my check deposited into their accounts. That way I never miss it.

  • Abe

    If you’re talking multi camera setups it would probably be easier to not do it live.

  • House Password Zissou

    Minimalist round table discussion.

  • Tarmac492.1

    What about even just a simple webcam on a laptop set up? Rudimentary for sure, but some of these camera and mic set ups are pretty good for cheap.

  • Let’s not get over the fact that that’s the ghost of Stonewall Jackson

  • House Password Zissou

    It’d look dumb if we just have the one camera, wouldn’t it?

  • Abe

    Anthony Cumia is charging people to watch that setup.

  • Abe

    Actually, it’s more doable than I thought.

    https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2853812?hl=en

  • And not to repeat the previous “recording/editing/publishing in the span of 7 hours”-chaos

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Michael Jackson is haunting a Chuck E Cheese in Anaheim.

  • The beer expert?

  • I think friday’s news column will be nothing but “spit-take”‘s

  • House Password Zissou

    Well let’s try out the documentary adventure in October at the festival for sure and I’ll think about these other options.

  • Well, it could be you vs. Nick – with Abe moderating

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Might lead to the death of consumerism.

  • House Password Zissou

    Is that it? I thought everyone watched this show. I’ve just been talking to myself.

  • House Password Zissou

    What about Dog?

  • I’ve been waiting until I can go through it in one sitting. I’ve just seen bits.

  • I have not a fucking clue what I’m gonna post tomorrow

  • House Password Zissou

    Dog’s podcast was a hit back in the day. Has he ventured into any of the programming here?

  • Not seen Dog. I think he’s busy with his artwork

  • House Password Zissou

    Prometheus 2 starts filming this spring.

  • Works for friday. Tomorrow’s a non-news article day for me.

  • House Password Zissou

    Oh sorry I got them confused. You can do an Altman retrospective.

  • I don’t think I’ll add a new series – i already have like five

  • I guess I gotta go to the couch and see a couple of movies. And type till dawn.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Fantastic four

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Max von sydow in game of thrones

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Planet of the Abes

  • Where is yours?

  • House Password Zissou

    I’m still doing my homework for it. Sat through the entirety of Streamers last night so no one can yell at me.

  • How many are left?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Antman box office

  • Tarmac492.1

    did you do Southern Comfort yet? I remember discussions but maybe it was only about Foreign posters of it. What about Johnny Handsome?

  • Walter Hill-series will continue. Not right now though.

  • What is this? A Box Office for Ants?

  • “Night Terrors” is the way to go. Already wrote the pre-watching first paragraphs to both films.

  • House Password Zissou

    9 I think. And I’m not entirely sure how to get ahold of Cookie’s Fortune or Images without spending far more than I’d like.

  • House Password Zissou

    I can feature comments now. More exciting than chest hair.

  • House Password Zissou

    Streamers fit entirely into that really irritating loud army person genre that I do not enjoy.

  • Robert Peach
  • House Password Zissou

    What’s the consensus there? Not a disappointment because no one really cares?

  • I think I predicted in the “upcoming year” BOPX, that “Ant-Man” would not be the box office-juggernaut that the other Marvel movies have become. Lo and behold, I was right. For once.

  • Robert Peach

    I expect to win the popular vote but lose the election.

  • House Password Zissou

    I kind of am rooting against it just to see fewer superhero movies made but that’s not fair because I haven’t seen it and I doubt it can be much worse than the other Marvel adventures.

  • House Password Zissou

    Face!

  • House Password Zissou

    We still haven’t quite decided what the end result for the loser is. Maybe we’ll remember next week.

  • it’s made like $300 million worldwide in the time that Age of Ultron did like $700 million, so…

  • House Password Zissou

    I’d lean back with a head nod to no one in particular if it tapped out at $30m worldwide.

  • kickass torrents?

  • House Password Zissou

    *buys black hoodie*

  • House Password Zissou

    Walden Pond wants to record the next episode on Thursday, so that would mean we don’t really have time to review anything but I’m interested in seeing The End of the Tour and Irrational Man in the next week.

  • Abe

    You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

  • Robert Peach

    Green shirt. Wait, what are we talking about?
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_8fYvHzwA

  • Robert Peach

    I will only do a Clean Air segment if the entire episode can be devoted to debunking conspiracy theories.

  • House Password Zissou

    We can work with that.

  • House Password Zissou

    I want to produce a thing where Dog comes on and intelligently talks about TD season 2 because if it’s only me I’ll just be like “Vince Vaughn, that doesn’t even make sense!”

  • Robert Peach

    *X-Files whistling*

  • Robert Peach

    I need to get back to work. Later fellers
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51Wox_6TfEk

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Just the fact that they did well is amazing.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Elitist!

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Ooh poor baby.

  • Robert Peach

    Ok I’m back. Looks like you guys are hitting 200 comments or so per episode now. That’s swell. Tom make sure there’s a brandy glass full of brown m&m’s ready for me when I do my next guest spot.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fpm3I6rkko

  • Robert Peach

    I mean Tim….

  • Robert Peach
  • Robert Peach
  • Robert Peach

    Oh yeah the clean air segment I will need to reread Mass v. EPA. We will also discuss the problems of biodiversity/Monsanto, conspiracy theories and why they’re imbecilic, and touch on the recent currency fixing scandal that didn’t make an impression but was very interesting if you look at the First World War. Also Tim and Zissou will be there, most likely in their car eating peanuts really close to the microphone.

  • Robert Peach

    I might even read a segment from Bramble Kingdom. Been making good headway there.

  • Robert Peach

    Also the fantasy book is dedicated to Willard and Ronin although neither of them is a real person, apparently.

  • Robert Peach

    Oh and I found a typo in this week’s Economist. It’s “smooth” and not “soothe” you were looking for. C’mon guys. Actually I think I am not going to renew my subscription to that magazine. Maybe we can discuss why I’m doing that and who I imagine is the prototypical Economist reader.

  • Robert Peach
  • Robert Peach

    Bone up on this, Zissou

  • Tim R.R. Something

    The results aren’t important.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I read it at airports.

  • Robert Peach

    You mean you buy it at the airport, you have a subscription, or you read over someone’s shoulder?

  • Robert Peach

    I have no idea whether it’s good or bad honestly. It could just be words on a page.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Buy it, I want to know why Croatia is booming.

  • Robert Peach

    You should buy one of those airport spy novels next time if the flight is three hours plus. Those things are fuuuuuun.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Star Trek would have worked better…

  • Robert Peach

    Scalia as Vader is spot on.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Khaaaaan!

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Clive Cussler

  • Robert Peach

    So I have decide to go the traditional publishing route.

  • Robert Peach

    Interested parties contact treecatoutpost@gmail.com. Currently have a detective story, a fantasy, a western, and a romance on offer. Great salesperson, good public speaker, potentially a strong seven in the looks department if I really hit it. Let me know

  • Robert Peach

    Also pretty good voice actor…

  • Robert Peach

    The ladies dig it.

  • Robert Peach

    He has been around.

  • The loser has to be on the show.

  • Robert Peach

    Zissou is never around when you want to push a thread up to 300 comments…

  • Robert Peach
  • Robert Peach
  • Robert Peach

    Ill take this one

  • franks_television

    Oh so it’s all Peach

  • franks_television

    Robert Peach please!

  • franks_television

    There was nothing.

  • franks_television

    I “made a scene?”

  • franks_television

    Yeah, those disqus threads are pretty perilous places.

  • franks_television

    It’s all my fault, of course.

  • franks_television

    Yeah, your life is pretty much ruined, I guess.

  • Abe

    Zissou will betray you and everything you hold dear.

  • Robert Peach

    Hehehe gimme the yacht!

  • franks_television

    Nice avatar

  • Robert Peach

    How much is yacht gas? Is it more than a haircut at Great Clips? Because if so I can’t afford it.

  • Robert Peach

    Right? You should see the other guy.

  • franks_television

    I always go to great clips but I went to a fancier place before I started my job. I really don’t think it’s any better.

  • Robert Peach

    Actually this is a picture I sent to belly up after she sent me boob pics. I thought return the favor.

  • franks_television

    There’s only so much you can do, I guess.

  • franks_television

    Seems like a fair trade. She sent more than one?

  • Robert Peach

    If you spend more than $40 on a haircut and are a guy you watch too much television.

  • franks_television

    It was $42 with tip, but that was the first time.

  • Robert Peach

    You’re the worst salesman ever.

  • franks_television

    That’s for sure. Is she sending these regularly?

  • Robert Peach

    Where was this?

  • franks_television

    Posh salon in Durham. My brother-in-law goes there and it’s a block from my apartment.

  • Robert Peach

    I made that whole story up about the thing.

  • franks_television

    Oh good.

  • Robert Peach

    Is it called “posh” or are you describing it as posh or are you just being weird again?

  • franks_television

    “Posh” is the name. Probably being weird also.

  • franks_television

    Get some oarsmen.

  • Robert Peach

    I was working on the romance story today and there is a scene where the main character and an English cabbie discuss what “posh” means

  • franks_television

    It means like “luxurious” doesn’t it?

  • Is that a euphenism?

  • Never mind. I had a sudden dyslexia

  • franks_television

    Probably.

  • I don’t even go to the barber anymore. I just cut my own hair. It’s like a person defending himself in court.

  • Robert Peach

    I don’t know….they call girls posh….the French call girls “chic” if they have good fashion/clothes I guess and maybe it’s the same thing but I think the English put an ironic spin on it…they would…

  • Abe
  • Robert Peach

    I’ve heard that before and I believe it.

  • franks_television

    How many different stories do you have going? Romance, Western, Cairo3, Bramble… Impressive

  • franks_television

    I used to when I had long hair. I’ve tried with short hair but the back is impossible.

  • Robert Peach

    You only live once.

  • Abe

    I’m pitching a series of Jesus erotica, so far there’s no takers.

  • franks_television

    True.

  • It’s okay, I can’t shave my back either

  • franks_television

    As the kids say.

  • franks_television

    I even tried giving myself a buzz cut but it looked like I had used a weed whacker.

  • franks_television

    Not bad. Mine looked like someone had randomly distributed hairs over different lengths over my head.

  • Robert Peach

    I don’t think they say that.

  • Robert Peach

  • Robert Peach

    Everybody left!

  • franks_television

    I see.

  • Yacht Shopping

    Traditional publishing let me ask you this do you want 600,000 words of western, detective, or fantasy?

  • franks_television

    I think that only works for fantasy.

  • Yacht Shopping

    Because it makes no difference to me.

  • Yacht Shopping

    Fine

  • Yacht Shopping

    Lonesome Dove is quite long though.

  • Tarmac492.1

    mangroomer. 39 bucks at bed bath and beyond even the escorts dont like the hairy back. like a squirrel given them money for sex.

  • Abe

    Detective. We need more gumshoes.

  • Tarmac492.1

    detective.

  • Yacht Shopping

    Ok I’ll do a 600,000 word fantasy…hope to be done by the time law school ends so give me a year.

  • Abe

    You live to please.

  • Yacht Shopping

    *fistshake*

  • Yacht Shopping

    I was thinking that myself.

  • Yacht Shopping

    That’s true.

  • Abe

    Is chose your own adventure off the table?

  • Yacht Shopping

    334 comments! Wheeeeeeee

  • franks_television

    True. I liked it.

  • Yacht Shopping
  • Abe

    335

  • franks_television

    When’s that?

  • Yacht Shopping

    Hmmmm

  • Tarmac492.1

    havent used a brush since 1991. even with longer hair. run the hand through it twice if people dont like it fuck em

  • Yacht Shopping

    I can’t post topless women here right?

  • Tarmac492.1

    bought half a pound of honey mustard tuna at the deli for 6.50. i have honey mustard and tuna at my house.

  • Abe

    I’d really prefer we don’t. I’m not sure our web host allows it.

  • Yacht Shopping

    But do you have scotch at home?

  • Tarmac492.1

    western detective with fantasy element thrown in? Or a 19th century thing like those two books by Caleb Carr? Those were good.

  • Tarmac492.1

    some whiskey and yellowtail wine

  • Yacht Shopping

    The escorts love yellowtail.

  • Tarmac492.1

    who hosts The Vatican?

  • Tarmac492.1

    in the red solo cup. Spared no expense

  • Yacht Shopping

    Zack Snyder

  • Abe
  • Yacht Shopping

    Classssyyyyyyy

  • Tarmac492.1

    they like my sense of humour. and my money

  • Yacht Shopping

    What if you give one an STD? You get whacked? And if she gives you one? I dunno….

  • Yacht Shopping

    Those were awesome actually…actually the Bramble Kingdom starts out with a series of murders a la The Alienist…conscious decision

  • Tarmac492.1

    they always have protection and so do i. when the never leaving Catholic guilt rears its holy head I just tell myself I am doing research for my writing

  • Yacht Shopping

    Maybe we should start a condom company with funny genre horror branding?

  • Tarmac492.1

    cool. I like those type of stories.

  • Yacht Shopping

    You sound like a real artist!

  • Tarmac492.1

    its a start

  • Yacht Shopping

    I’m more into not holding women on a pedastal so much but…creating the space in my mind that a classy lady could inhabit one day…yachts for instance…yeah it will never happen but…

  • Yacht Shopping

    Zissou isn’t even here to pump up this thread!

  • Yacht Shopping

    Bloody amateur hour!

  • Yacht Shopping

    Are you trying to ruin my brand Zissou?

  • Yacht Shopping

    All this talk of escorts is making me hungry.

  • House Password Zissou

    I never posted disparaging things about Frank. Not sure where he got that.

  • Yacht Shopping

    Zsssoooouuuuuuuu!!!

  • House Password Zissou

    Having some carrots?

  • House Password Zissou

    Phillip, dynamite!

  • House Password Zissou

    I see Dee dropped by to post discouragement like usual.

  • House Password Zissou

    I get the feeling he’d prefer we ran a tighter ship.

  • Yacht Shopping

    We never went skinny dipping..

  • House Password Zissou

    Unlock it!

  • Yacht Shopping

    See this is what I’m talking about a relationship subplot.

  • franks_television

    Downthread.

  • Yacht Shopping

    He needs a pet. He lives alone. Actually he once remarked that he wanted a cat.

  • House Password Zissou

    I looked through all my comments and still found nothing. Never had any problem with you and still don’t.

  • franks_television

    Tacit agreement with Tim.

  • House Password Zissou

    I interpreted his comment as you making a scene like a hip place to hang out.

  • Yacht Shopping

    Those are good burgers, Walter.

  • House Password Zissou

    I don’t feel safe posting at the shadow dojo with threats of child pornography from strangers and I don’t know that it’s unreasonable to try to avoid that.

  • franks_television

    Not sure I buy that, but OK.

  • House Password Zissou

    He probably has good reason to wish we invested in little extras like story, production value, and feelings.

  • House Password Zissou

    Up to you. Not looking for drama.

  • Yacht Shopping

  • Yacht Shopping

    Zissou let’s cancel the clean air podcast and just talk about boobs and naked girls on the next episode. I want to be the next editor of Playboy so I should test the waters.

  • House Password Zissou

    Page 1 rewrite

  • franks_television

    You don’t have to post there or anywhere, but it’s silly to say you don’t feel safe. You won’t get knifed. The guy was just an idiot with an idiotic sense of humor. Anyway, I don’t really care any more what people do. I tried to do something nice and I’m a bit tired of taking abuse for it. It was obviously a mistake, and I apologize.

  • Yacht Shopping

    I will have to go buy this month’s issue of Playboy I guess.

  • Yacht Shopping

    Why do I smell baby powder?

  • House Password Zissou

    Like I said before, nothing I’ve ever said about the shadow dojo or any issue I had from it has had anything to do with you.

  • Yacht Shopping

  • House Password Zissou

    Is that still a thing?

  • Yacht Shopping

    Apparently not

  • House Password Zissou

    You know you’ve made it when you have subscriptions to cigar magazines.

  • House Password Zissou

    Infinite Jest.

  • Might as well rename this show The Dojocast =P

  • Abe

    Downvoted

  • Sagamanus

    So this is where you hang out eh Zissou?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I read your articles on phone (thus no comments). Hadn’t realized you were writing-they really need a more prominent author byline.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    OH, come on I know you read everything. But yes, you are a monster.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I’m not proud of it. I’m baring my soul here.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    not me thanks, I am strictly a storm crow.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Yuck.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Sooner or later, I offend everybody. Why should you be any different? (notches gun)

  • Tim R.R. Something

    What? You were very melodramatic.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    You guilted us for not posting, I told you, I did not know it was your place or I would have been there day one.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    There was the fake “Wilard”.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    So you’re voting “Peach”…

  • Abe

    LMFAO. No shit? There was a fake Willard?

  • House Password Zissou

    Flagged

  • Tarmac492.1

    I can see you on a yacht one day with beautiful women. Not sure if it will be from writing or lawyer(you mentioned law school?) money. Maybe you are just working on the yacht. Tough to tell. I think if you keep writing good things will happen to you.

  • House Password Zissou

    I have lots of Albanian friends.

  • Sagamanus

    Gives Tim a gentle kiss on the bum.

  • Sagamanus

    But yeah I agree. Man I tried doing all this on the phone and it was impossible. I can’t even surf on that thing.

  • ponyboy_360

    ?????
    Talking to yourself?!?
    OK.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    AUUUUUUUGH! MY HOMOPHOBIA! AUUUGH!

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Listening.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    What the hell is that echo?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Curb Stomp a Crocodile. Great title.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Peach should come back.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    And he always takes everything personally.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Yeah, you didn’t know those surgical masks were to keep germs from spreading onto the patient?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Well, you were quoting Lebowski again, in case you were wondering where your train of thought went.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Hitman sucks. So bad.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Unless this is another movie.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Nah, still got some steam.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Tim saves everything?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Well, its hard to beat SUK pods in terms of guest.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Keys to the Liquor Store. 99 cents.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    True Detective S2. Still great.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Stuff happens. Zissou gushes. McAdams Hot. Vaughn badass. Farrell grumbling.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I tried giving American Horror Story a chance.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    A BJ and getting an arm chopped off?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Just watch BBC TV shows if seasons are too much for you.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Baumbach getting money from Ziss.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Gerwig is De Niro to Baumbach’s Scorcese?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Zissou is biased towards comic book movies? I am absolutely not shocked.

    https://intothedance.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/lindsay_duncan.jpg

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Laughed a bit at some parts of Anchorman on TV.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I love Kung Pow. Sort of. But too much time has passed for a sequel.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Hotel Chevalier. Any good?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    That’s okay Zissou. TV hates you too. It hates us all.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    What would you say if Takeshi Kitano was sitting right across from you, Zissou?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Why don’t you upvote for peace instead, Zissou?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oh, the lion…………..

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Obama has a country to run.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    This debatable, btw, so y’all don’t come down on me with politics.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Voting for Better.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Cool pods.

  • Abe

    Rabble rabble

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    *runs away*

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    You think I’m especially not a genius?

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    *back to the future theme plays*

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    Who? I’m going to Taco Bell. Take that personally…..

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    Actually I think the chemical soaked into my nasal cavity so I was smelling vinegar for several days.

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    Nobody saw Hitman except you Ronin an Keanu Reeves’ agent.

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    Who is Tim? You mean Tommy?

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    I wonderful that one kid ever started writing a second book. He should.

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    Actually I have a really good/revolutionary idea for a podcast that would def cost money.

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    No one will talk about whether the episodes are poorly directed.

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    I want to marry Rachel McAdams. That is all.

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    Complete the thought.

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    More like a country club. Amirite?
    *high five!*

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    *sigh* just like senior year…

  • Pie+coffee+movie

    *stalks Ronin through the tall grass*

  • House Password Zissou

    Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Just watched it. It’s really growing on me now that I’m thinking about it.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    That’s really all I have to say.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Last episode wasn’t poorly directed. I could say the whole season wasn’t poorly directed but he’s watching us………………

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    And I will let you know how that turns out. Haven’t spoken with him in a while. Probably hit him on FB.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    That’s really on me.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Not sure if that’s healthy.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    99 cents, bruh.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    I think you’re quite the character.

  • Demagog Dog

    Wow, almost 400 comments. Congrats!

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Woof.