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This week your Saviors of the Universe prep for The Force Awakens by discussing all things Star Wars with a couple of noobs! Amber... Random Grim Padawan Podcast

This week your Saviors of the Universe prep for The Force Awakens by discussing all things Star Wars with a couple of noobs! Amber Lutz and Marika Lintz join Jack and Kyle to explain their lack of Star Wars knowledge!

Returning guest Jess Davis chimes in to give a new fan’s perspective on the prequel episodes, and Jamill Payne pops in to contribute to the worst Random Review subject yet…Avengers Grim! Be afraid!

Join us as we countdown to Episode 7 on this majorly mackadocious podcast!

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Jack Random

From Detroit, Jack Random is former video game reviewer, current DJ, production assistant, and lifelong nerd with 40 years of comic reading under his belt.

  • The Axel Braun porn parody was horrible!

  • I shall give this a listen and see if Jack will change my mind about Star Wars.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Grim? I’ll tell you what’s grim, Disney is inevitably going to produce a Star Wars Mickey, with all their tired ass 1930’s white glove wearing characters. Mickey Skywalker, Duck Vader, C Goofy O. Blech.

  • I_am_better

    Worst “Random review” subject yet? I could’ve sworn “Left Behind” could not be topped

  • Boxedo
  • Tarmac492.1

    Jack and the boys should review Pyun’s Captain America. It is free on youtube. I was thinking about doing it, but would cede to them as they are true comic fans!!!

  • Stalkeye

    Fuck it!
    If they don’t we can jump on it along with that other unfinished project. XD

  • Stalkeye

    Cant wait to hear Kyle’s reaction to how Konami has banned Kojima-san from the VGAs! Those pricks deserve to be out of business for good! Reminds me of how Marvel mistreated Jack “King” Kirby. Fuck them too! (That being said, I’m still stoked for civil War!!

  • Stalkeye

    Thanks for that Avengers EMH Mix! I so need that track. Sadly the short lived series is now being removed from Netflix. Thank Gawd I own the Blu Ray copies!!!

  • Jack Randomm

    You have no idea.

  • Jack Randomm

    I watched it the other day for shits and giggles. I’m not sure I can do it again. I think Reb Brown’s version might be better.

  • Hmmm, what order will they watch them in? Probably gonna say in a bit, so maybe asking too early lol

  • Also, this could end very badly for Kyle. She may never forgive you if she hates them.

  • THE RISTER ORDER YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

    IV, V, I, II, III, VI

  • THE MACHETE GUY IS A FUCKING HACK

  • Holy shit Sam Jackson haters. WHAT THE FUCK?

  • You know nothing, Kyle Fulton.

  • 100% Han Solo dies.

  • So we know Marika through Kyle, but how do we know Amber?

  • Yeah Kyle, it was a cool fucking swamp, bro.

  • I_am_better

    Killjoy

  • I_am_better

    THX intro! Nice

  • I_am_better

    Order to watch them? Original trilogy and then skip a number of chapters on the prequel DVD’s

  • I_am_better

    James Earl Jones has ALWAYS been James Earl Jones

  • I_am_better

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, they already know the “I’m your father”-spoiler!
    That’s cheating!!!

  • I_am_better

    “If you discount story and acting, there’s plenty to like in Phantom Menace…”
    LOL

  • I_am_better
  • Yeah, Original then Prequels. Rister order is cool for an alternate viewing though. I think I’ll do that before seeing VII.

    Edit: Actually, the Rister order makes a lot more sense when you factor in the new movies. Kind of dumb to go from III to VII.

  • I_am_better

    I’m shocked

  • I_am_better

    There’s nothing wrong with swamps

  • I_am_better

    I don’t think I’ll add this Avengera Grim to my watchlist. Despite the fact it has Casper Van Dien and Lou Ferrigno.

  • I_am_better

    The Warriors? Fuck yeah

  • Tarmac492.1

    Reb Brown? Marc Singer without talent?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Off topic. I was watching Fargo on Demand last night and saw a commercial for the X Files. It;s only a few weeks away, no?? Crazy.

  • I_am_better

    A little over a month. It begins in the end of january. I hope Puck & I can scramble through seasons 8-9 before that

  • Tarmac492.1

    I would like to think DD and on eof my true tv loves, Gilian A would not be doing this unless the scripts were great. I doubt either are hurting for money. THey might not be super stars per se, but they have been working on pretty visible projects.

  • Tarmac492.1

    The Rister Order sounds like some Rogue Offshoot of the Knights Templar.

  • I_am_better

    Yeah. I’m pretty psyched to see it. This X-Files podcast has been a good way of re-emerging myself to the show. Still gotta edit episode 7 for Saturday

  • Tarmac492.1

    The SN keeps you busy out there in Finland.

  • I_am_better

    Not counting all the other work I have

  • Tarmac492.1

    Listening now.

  • Tarmac492.1

    It’s amazing how much more fun and realistic the love story with Han and leia was compared to Padme(charisma vacuum Natalie Portman) and Pouty Anakin.

  • Tarmac492.1

    James Earl Jones IS Vader.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I remember an interview with James Earl Jones when he said the first time he saw Vader it had a profound effect on him. I guess in a kind of unsettling way.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I know people that have never seen Star Wars. People in their early thirties. I still find it odd. I mean hasnt everyone seen the motherfucking Wizard of Oz and Sound of Music?

  • Tarmac492.1

    AOTC is bad. Phantom Menace has its moments. Sith is a very good film. I dont care what anyone says. Fuck you!!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Imagine how much better the Prequels would have been if we were blessed with three films of Palpatine and Maul. As much as I love the great Christopher Lee, I thought the prequels would have been better without Dooku. You could have just had Maul as a villain to overcome. Anakin overcomes the villain for an amazing victory and then the tragedy of his fall to the dark side.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I would love Threepio to die a brutal and mechanically painful death.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I could see Luke dying in the last film. Either Yoda style or a Vader-like funeral pyre.

  • Tarmac492.1

    really like the words funeral pyre.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Fuck off psychics–Your jedi mind tricks dont work on me.