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SPOILER ALERT! The Saviors of the Universe open 2016 with a episode entirely devoted to Star Wars! The boys hold up Episode 7 and see... Jack’s Random’s Force Sensitive Podcast
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SPOILER ALERT!
The Saviors of the Universe open 2016 with a episode entirely devoted to Star Wars! The boys hold up Episode 7 and see how it measures up to the rest of the franchise. They talk spoilers, bad theater experiences, and anti-fans!

Enjoy this spoiler-riffic episode!

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Jack Random

From Detroit, Jack Random is former video game reviewer, current DJ, production assistant, and lifelong nerd with 40 years of comic reading under his belt.

  • Stalkeye

    Welcome back Boys and Happy 2016!

  • Jose Tito Torres

    I had my wife give me head when the words came up lol

  • Jose Tito Torres

    Word of the day HOBGOBLIN

  • Jose Tito Torres

    Kyle leave the fat guy alone

  • Jack Randomm

    NO!

  • Kyle Fulton

    Hey I am VERY affectionate toward Porkins! I didn’t name him!

  • Jose Tito Torres

    LMFAOOOOOO klye

  • Stalkeye

    You Niggas really know how to sell a film! XD
    Despite some validity to your arguments, some of it comes off a bit apologetic and I still stand by my critiques of TFA. It piecemealed some of the content that made ANH and to a lesser degree, ESB so great.
    Of course Film production studios are in it for the money but at least there should’ve been a modicum of artistry as in the aforementioned films of the original trilogy.
    Ep 4&5 was FLAWLESS! Fuck outta hea!

    Jamil went full nerd rage on TFA’s critics, Brotha- tow things:

    1.Not everyone is entitled to your opinion
    2.If you wish to put anyone on blast, please I implore you to name names even if its me. I can take it, trust me! I’ll counter debate yo’ ass, but I’ll respect ya. (;’
    (I know you were referring to Turd’s review for the most part.)

    I was waiting for you guys to mention Captain Phasma who was heavily underrated and Poe should’ve had a much bigger part. Finn just didn’t work for me and that’s bullshit of how he can whip Kylo-a former Pupil of Skywalker’s ass. “Oh, he was injured by Chewie’s crossbow” not cosigning with that, Brother.
    Like I said in my review it’s better than all the prequels except ROTS.
    However, it had too many flaws to give it a favorable rating.

    Stalks have spoken!! 😛

  • Ollie

    Ah, Shaddup!

  • I_am_better

    Welcome back, guys.

  • Jamill Payne

    I never said anybody has to have my opinion. In fact i go out my way to say that I understnd if you didnt like this movie or if felt diaspointed. But that’s what i’m not seeing. What I see is people just out right attacking the film and trying to creat a neritve that it’s wores than any of the prequel movies. And 4 and 5 are not flawless. There is no such thing as a thing as a perfect movie.

  • Stalkeye

    OK, 4 & 5 is nearly flawless. How’s that? Seriously Jamil, I cant think of anything that was out of place with those two Movies. Trust me Jamil, I really wanted to like TFA and was hoping that JJ would squash the voices of his most rabid critics for a change but he didn’t pull through far enough.

    Personally I didn’t care for the first 2 prequels but ep 6 was a huge improvement, hear you have political intrigue, a good action packed opening scene, Anakin going batshit due to Palpatine’s manipulations to the extent of slaughtering children, Mace Windu showing the Senator who’s the Boss up in this Bitch, General Grevious and Dooku, Order 66, Yoda’s exile and of course the final battle between young “Ani” and Obi. (“Duel of the Fates”, Motherfucker!) There was plenty of depth and pathos in ROTS and I felt Solo’s demise felt a bit thrown in for shock factor and Han being schooled by “Those meddling kids” almost reeks of ageism (OK, I was kidding about the last comment but still, its Han Solo! He went out not the way I would hope.)

    Even if there were no spoilers, we all saw Solo’s death coming the minute he tried to reason with “Ben”. Where was Liea’s grieving BTW. She almost came off as “Oh, he was a useless deadbeat Dad anyway so good fucking riddance”. Finn was too buffoonish while Lando was the Cool Mofo and so was Mace. Not saying he’s a modern day Stephen Fetchit, but we wasn’t really feeling the Bruh.

    Love the “Rodney King” remark!! XD XD

  • Stalkeye

    Have you guys read Creepy’s review of TFA?
    http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.com/2015/12/star-wars-force-awakens-reviewfact_19.html

    *Runs out the room*

  • I actually think a villain is more effective if he has some likeable qualities too.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    No one’s “trying to create a narrative” or being a contrarian for contrarian’s sake. The movie IS worse than the prequels in all respects – action sequences; art direction; score; creativity; internal logic; story; shot composition; FX – except for perhaps the area of naturalistic dialogue. And the dialogue in TFA wasn’t good, regardless.

    And claiming 4 and 5 “aren’t flawless” is just a straw man, and pure relativism to boot. No movie is flawless, but 4 and 5 inarguably have far less flaws than TFA.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    You’re incorrect that Lucas wasn’t planning on making a sequel until the first Star Wars became a success. He was always planning on making more than one movie, and even prepared a low budget sequel – which became the first EU novel, “Splinter in the Mind’s Eye” – in case Star Wars didn’t become a huge hit at the box office. Star Wars was one giant script cut into three and was never intended to be a stand-alone.

  • Kyle Fulton

    I agree with you, but Star Wars has always overcompensated in my eyes. They’ve never done anything but make me want to be a Sith until now.

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  • I_am_better

    “he found his grandpa’s nazi memorabilia….”
    LMMFAO

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Spoiler: Luke is now working as a greeter on planet Walmart IV.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    “A Walmart covering an entire planet? ”
    “Well, 2/3 is parking lot”

  • Tim R.R. Something

    “Star Wars needs your money” LOL

  • Tim R.R. Something

    First a black president, now a black jedi lead, these are hard times for a white man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_ksYL26lZE

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I like Finn and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s another latent Jedi.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Poe is Biggs II

  • Tim R.R. Something

    The Jedi are an order of celibate knights who cruise the galaxy looking for children to snatch. Makes perfect sense.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Even in the middle of their mission, Qui Gon stops the action to seduce that kid. All that messing around was totally unnecessary to the getting of a new space carburetor.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Beware my Whitesaber! Do you own this car?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Rey walks up to Luke, pauses, wrinkles her nose and asks: ” When was the last time you had a bath? Eww.”

  • Jack Randomm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Stalkeye

    XD XD XD OK that was rich!