Jack Random’s Podcast Wit Attitiude Jack Random’s Podcast Wit Attitiude
This experimental episode starts with Jack interrupting Kyle and his buddy Steve playing Bloodborne. So they immediately scrap the regular "format" and freestyle the... Jack Random’s Podcast Wit Attitiude

This experimental episode starts with Jack interrupting Kyle and his buddy Steve playing Bloodborne. So they immediately scrap the regular “format” and freestyle the entire show!

Topics include the feasibility of a Tetris movie, destroying controllers, the Assassins Creed series, Kiefer Sutherland’s cartoon work, a horrible company spokesperson, Empire’s Emmy snub, Punisher movies, and Dr. Dre’s violent past!

Seriously. A movie based on Tetris.

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Jack Random

From Detroit, Jack Random is former video game reviewer, current DJ, production assistant, and lifelong nerd with 40 years of comic reading under his belt.

  • I need new glasses too.

  • Fuck you Jared!!!

  • LOL

  • Watch the Daredevil Director’s Cut, that cutesy ballet bullshit isn’t in it.

    Edit: Actually, nevermind, it still is, I guess I just block it out.

  • Kyle Fulton

    BEHOLD THE MADNESS!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Isnt it funny how all pedophiles actually look like pedophiles? Cunt. Fucking piece of shit demonic cunt.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Fuck I hate not being allowed to wear earphones at work. Although all the hipsters in Industrial Design and Graphic Arts can. Why cant mofo Tarmac–someone on the edge of mass murder if there ever was one. Sir, why did you murder all those people? Cause I couldnt listen to Jack Random and Kyle at work!!!!!!!

  • Abe

    I usually have the opposite reaction.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I am actually just getting into the DD netflix and I think I have no reason to revisit the Affleck film. I am really starting to like the series. I was unsure of Cox but by episode 4 I think he has it down. Love the Wesley character and I am convinced D’Onofrio doesnt act that he is really just a fucking crazy guy in real life that they let act.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Nothing like a twelve inch subway philly cheesesteak with barbq onions and some chipotle sauce after a night of whiskey and women(especially if you are meeting the women in the parking lot of the franchise. They are always of age. Average chronological age is 26-33. Average age of their livers….undetermined)

  • Tarmac492.1

    May jareds cellmate stick a foot long something up his skinny ass and treat him like a twelve year old girl.

  • Tarmac492.1

    anyone see the NWA movie?

  • Stalkeye

    Holy Shit! None of the new articles are updated on my Job’s comp!

    WTH? I was lucky to grab this Poddy from my iPhone however.

    Anyway, I played Bloodborne up until I got my ass handed to me by Father Castlionge.

    Its a good but very sadistic game that reminds me of the Sleeper hit-Nightmare Creatures.

    As much as I have tried to play AssCreed, I’m still not sold with the Sci Fi aspect.

    Cool situations but that Matrix Shit is a turn off to me. I’ll stick to COD for my Yearly Fix instead. UBI had put out a decent Assassins Creed short that should have been a TV Series. (Instead we got Davinci’s Demons which ripped off AssCreed IMO.)

  • Stalkeye

    Yup, this is exactly the Meme my Boy, Ken sent me yesterday. XD

    https://ioneadwnews.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/11821828_926489887423398_976681815_n.jpg

  • Yeah the series blows away the film but I’ll still defend that Director’s Cut.

  • Unfortunately he’s getting a plea deal and will probably serve time in some swank no ass rape allowed establishment. Fucking piece of shit.

  • Was gonna but changed my mind when it was confirmed that it’s pussified.

  • Stalkeye

    Not yet. I heard a few have said great things about it.
    I’m definitely interested despite I rather have a Public enemy or Ramones Biopic. However, Dre is a Fucking genius!! Easy-E should not have lowballed the Bruh but all is forgiven after what had happened to Eric Wright. Truly is a Fucked up way to go. )0;

  • I am liking the new Dre album though. Much better than Kendrick’s garbage he dropped in March. Still need time to really evaluate it, but it’s mostly good and has some wicked songs.

  • Stalkeye

    LOL You had to go there, Fucker!
    i still liked it despite that Shitty Playground Scene. Hey, at least they got DD’s costume right unlike the Netflix series.

  • Stalkeye

    You’re gonna love it, I guarantee!

  • Stalkeye

    And Fucked he shall be, Brother.

  • “They came outta nowhere”

    Pretty sure they came straight outta Compton.

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    http://i.imgur.com/i8SpBem.gif

  • Go to 4:15 and watch the knight/dragon fight at least. Hahahaha.

  • Stalkeye

    It seems that Jack ain’t the only one Boycotting Subway.
    I took this pic 20 Mins ago.

  • Stalkeye

    Gotta listen to the rest of the Podcast after work. Empire deserves only 1 nom.
    It’s a shadow compared to the excellence of Starz’s Power!
    Can’t take that sanitized Series seriously. And the Music sound like it came from that Fucking GOTHAM Show. Really, FOX? Really??!!?

  • Don’t get Minecraft whatsoever.

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    OK one more. Just for the gamers out thar!

    http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/955/239/c56.jpg

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Brothers in pedophilia

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Aye aye

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Love the DD series! Awesome show! Can’t wait til season 2. D’Onofrio nails it and Kingpin!

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    KP

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Like

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    It was an ok film. They fucked Kingpin up with casting choice……

  • Toruk_Makto

    Thanks for reminding me of the Daredevil movie. My projectile vomiting quotient was a little low this month.

  • Stalkeye

    Then what does that say about America’s Judicial Syste……er, nevermindddd….

  • Toruk_Makto

    Great show. Only complaint is the red outfit. They need to analyze why the black outfit worked so well.

  • Stalkeye

    What I really liked about D’nofro’s Kingpin was his Humanistic spin on Fisk. He has a bad ass exterior yet, shy and somewhat vulerable when it came to Vanessa. The Love story arc came out of nowhere and it was a good surprise. Other than that, MCD held it down in the Movie version.

  • Stalkeye

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    A friend of mine did, a huge NWA fan, said first part was good, last half boring shit. Overall, he said it was just ok…

  • Stalkeye

    My Goddaughter loves that Shit.
    And EDF (Earth Defense Force.)

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    That is soooooooooooo bad. Animation sucks! I guess Kiefer and Lawless just needed a check!

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    But he wasn’t Kingpin! Would it be OK for Black Panther to be white? Just did not work for me.

  • Stalkeye

    I disagree with you on this one, Friend.
    It somewhat made sense for MCD’s casting since this version was more street savvy as well as a ruthless Mobster.

    “This is between him and me. I’m from the Bronx Wesley.
    Something that you wouldn’t understand”.

    He’s no Vincent, but Big Mike brought his own version of the Iconic Villain to the table. Shit, I’m more disappointed in the casting of Elektra if anything.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Don’t get me wrong, MCD did a good job, but the whole reason I posted the article about race and gender in films, is to see were everyone stood. I am opposed to changing a characters race or gender just because, especially when the source material has been around for so long. Just me

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    The new Elektra, or old?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Digging it. Some of the violence has real emotional weightt. The explosions rocking Hells Kitchen kind of hit close to home for NY’rs and too many of us in todays world. Very dark and violent.

  • Stalkeye

    Look, I was the first one to question why Johnny storm was Black in the reboot but in the case of an Urban Crime Boss like Kingpin, I had no problem with.
    And that Black Panther defense should not apply to this one.
    If Steve Rogers was Black, I would be up in arms because it’s a bit pandering but in KP’s case, it made sense. he could be Mexican (Cartel) or Asian (Triad/Yakuza) for all I care just as long as there’s a bit of credibility to the character’s background in comparison to one’s ethnicity.

    That’s if they wish to mix things up a bit.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Idris Elba is gonna play my white irish ass and that is for sure!!!!

  • Jack Randomm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m fucking dead over here!

  • Stalkeye

    He can play Half my Irish self. While Michael Ealy can play as the rest of me.

    BUAHAHAHAHAH!

    http://d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net/49/7f/011f4a9544f8bae79028a668a77f/michael-ealy.jpg

  • Tarmac492.1

    Donofrio kind of just looks like every other middle aged ex jock who went bald and got fat when he got married. He is good in it. Agreed about the love story. The “car door” scene was shocking and made me wince. It is tough to make me wince in a tv show/movie

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I disagree, but do agree with the fact that there are not enough super hero/villain characters that are anything other than white. I just feel sometimes this is forced, and instead of creating new characters, we try and change exiting to become pc.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    LOL

  • Jack Randomm

    I’m happy to get a response at all.

  • Jack Randomm

    Both got the outfit a little off in different ways. I hear they’re changing it for season two.

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO It’s funny how everyone mentions that scene when talking about DD. The one that stood out the most was that phenomenal Hallway fight that paid homage to the Korean Classic, Oldboy.
    And I also loved every minute of Scott Glenn as Stick. Brilliant!!

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    That’s what I hear also. Can’t wait til season 2

  • Stalkeye

    Old as in Affleck’s Baby Mama. (;’

  • Tarmac492.1

    Really? That is cool. Fucking The Chronic was 23 years ago!!!!!

  • Stalkeye

    I’m sure that they will after all the complaints came in.
    Burgundy or Maroon?? WTF
    They better not Fugg up Iron Fist’s Garb or they’ll be Hell to pay! (0:<

  • Tarmac492.1

    The best Kingpin was Randy Quaid and Vanessa Angel!!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    White Panther is not very intimidating sounding.

  • Jack Randomm

    From what I understand, the Torch character in Trank’s movie was the closest to his comic book counterpart, so there’s that.

    I HATED MCD’s Kingpin. That wasn’t the dude I grew up reading about. Duncan was a scene chewing, charismatic, smiling cartoon ganster with a calling card.

    D’Onofrio was the humble dealer of spices I grew up reading about.

  • Jack Randomm

    Sounds like a 70s era cologne for pimps.

  • Tarmac492.1

    She is aging nicely. She is a few months older than me. I may hit her up on Twitter and see if she wants to get together.

  • Tarmac492.1

    LOL. I just saw the commercial pop up during a break in Solid Gold or Dance Fever.

  • Jack Randomm

    Race isn’t an important factor when it comes to characters like the Kingpin. In this case Duncan wasn’t playing the comic book dude. This was his unique take,

  • Jack Randomm

    Oh shit!

  • Jack Randomm

    This hurts to watch!

  • Jack Randomm

    I really like Power. I haven’t caught any of season 2 yet, but I’m looking forward to it.

  • Stalkeye

    All I can say Jack, is Holy Fuck!!
    Some great moments here n there. The recent Season Finale was good but it’s funny how My Wife predicted what would happen towards the end. Cliffhanger was too Michael Myers-esque and I’ll leave it at that. X:

  • Stalkeye

    That’s me Boyo!

  • Stalkeye

    I thought MCD was good for a slightly different interpretation.
    So we have to agree on disagreeing with that one, Brother.
    However, D’Onofrio was excellent not just for comparisons to the source material, but his acting was dead on!

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO
    Well played Tar, well played.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    He would probably be played.ny Jack Black 😉

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    That is subjective.

  • Stalkeye

    Loved The Chronic 2001.IMO my favorite Dre Album and needless to say, I was more than happy to include one of his prolific songs in one of my articles here.

  • Stalkeye

    I can’t necessarily say intimidating, but “stimulating”? Yeah, baby!

    http://writeups.org/img/fiche/4075.jpg

  • Stalkeye

    Off Topic, Happy Birthday Ike! You may have left us, but you’re still “A-Number One!”

    http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzIwWDkwMA==/$(KGrHqJ,!i4E8Ueq7iDHBPSywsWyc!~~60_35.JPG

  • Stalkeye
  • Yeah I prefer 2001 as well.

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Nice

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    She is still HOT! Always had a liking to Alias Ass Kicker

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I didn’t mind, but I thinks she’s hot! I agree, they could have cast someone closer to the character in the comics, fo sure

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Me too

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    I want one too. That is awesome

  • Bop

    Ha, ha.

  • Bop

    Well, I hope Jared gets multiple footlongs of barb wired bats up his rear.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    The thetans killed him.

  • Joe Buchalter

    A full hour of tetris you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwDUiCzPVU

  • Stalkeye

    Oh, I’m sure that he will. Ever heard of the Code “Honor among Thieves”?
    Most inmates won’t sympathize with a Short Eyes.

  • Stalkeye

    Still not convinced of Thomas Jane being taken seriously as The Punisher.

    Both Dolph and Ray (Stevenson) was more Badass and if anyone should play Frank, is Frank!

  • Bop

    I would vote for Frank, although Thomas Jane can be badass too.

  • Bop

    What did you think of the Power season finale?

  • Bop

    And then I read your reply. 🙂

    Season 2 episode 5 of Ray Donovan coming up. I have to say it’s better than season 1 so far.

  • Stalkeye

    Y’see Brother Meng I toldja! (0;

  • Stalkeye

    Not bad, but that ending with Fiddy. *SMH*

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO Dre ain’t stoopid but him beating up Women should have made it into the Cut.
    #Straight outta Cover my Ass

    http://gawker.com/heres-whats-missing-from-straight-outta-compton-me-and-1724735910

  • Bop

    That ending with Fiddy was really unnecessary. If Power were broadway I would be throwing rotten tomatoes after that ending.

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO Yanno? I mean whadefuck was that Shit?!?

    It’s “Jump the Shark” material.

  • Bop

    Well, let’s hope next season takes things into overdrive.

  • Stalkeye

    https://www.rottencotton.com/ is your New friend. (0;’

  • SUNDEVIL™

    I can see the movie now!

  • Stalkeye

    For the life of me, I don’t know which is worse, J.
    Empire or Gotham? *SMH*

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Jared about to get a nice wake up call. His fellow inmates are gonna love him

  • Full Frontal Throttle

    Chomo

  • Stalkeye

    Even the New York Post is in on the Jared Jokes!

  • Kyle Fulton

    I’m thinking about starting a cult.

  • Jack Randomm

    This had me in tears!

  • Jack Randomm

    Gotham. Gotham is infinitely worse, Stalkeye. Empire knows it’s a trashy soapish show.

    Gotham is a Batman program without The Batman.

    Unforgivable.

  • Jack Randomm

    Scenes from the second Purge movie?

  • Stalkeye

    Chu got it Meng! (0;’

  • LOL.
    That was an unexpected start. “Kill it!!!”

  • Oh, shit – if I had figured out that “use the broken controller”-trick back in the day….

  • Hmmm….. Googles “Bloodborne”

  • Yeah, that Affleck “Daredevil” is such a schizophrenic film. Parts of it are really good – and parts(like that playground “fight”) are just “WTF?”.

  • “Black Dynamite” is effing hilarious. I love that bit where Michael accidentally “hit” another actor in the middle of a fight scene, and the other guy goes “motherfucker…”, before they quickly cut away

  • Ah, that church scene in “Kingsman”. Also probably the best use of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird”

  • “Walk Hard” is the best music biopic ever made

  • “Minecraft movie to come out”
    “What?!!? Why’d you do that?”

    LMAO

  • Stalkeye

  • Bop

    Just finished season 2. Much better than season 1. Time to watch season 3 soon.
    Mang, that self-help guru was tacky. And Cookie was a hilarious name for a 500 pound gangsta rapper.

    Favorite ep was probably the birthday of Ray’s son. Mickey is a vile bastard.

    And Ray Donovan must have an even bigger migraine than Ari Gold from Entourage fame.

  • Stalkeye

    LOL Yeah, Cookie Brown is a goofy name but then again, there are quite a few performers who have silly or uninspired tags.

    “Favorite ep was probably the birthday of Ray’s son”.

    I liked that episode as well (Run DMC’s “Walk this way”) I never cared for Entourage but I gotta give props to that actor who played as Turtle, he was great in Power (Ghost’s hired Defense Attorney.)

  • Stalkeye

    People are actually upset at the NY Post because of the “Insensitive Rape Joke”.
    Prison Rape isnt funny but when it’s applied to Murderers, Pedophiles and Rapists in general, let the punishment fit the Crime. “SOOOUUUUUUIIIIEEEE”!!!

  • Jim Kee

    I haven’t listened yet. Only because it didn’t automatically download from itunes. Those apple bastards. I guess I’ll listen here instead.