Jack Random’s Incredible Spur of the Moment Podcast Jack Random’s Incredible Spur of the Moment Podcast
Jack Random is sent an article and goes from zero to f&^#*@% pissed in the span of a couple paragraphs and demanded a podcast... Jack Random’s Incredible Spur of the Moment Podcast

The podcast that wasn’t supposed to happen! Jack and Kyle welcome in Abe from Movies and Stuff to record Jack Random’s Incredible Spur of the Moment Podcast!

Jack Random had planned to take the week off from the show and enjoy some family time. However, when Abe  sent Jack a link things changed. Jack goes from zero to f&^#*@% pissed in the span of a couple paragraphs and demanded a podcast be recorded on the spot.

Jack, Kyle and Abe navigate topics about Ant-Man’s race, the latest in the Kojima saga, the return of Bloom County, and Jon Stewart.
If you’d like to read the infamous Ant-Man article, but not give them clicks:
https://archive.is/MJSOc

 

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Jack Random

From Detroit, Jack Random is former video game reviewer, current DJ, production assistant, and lifelong nerd with 40 years of comic reading under his belt.

  • Well, to be fair, there are black and red ants…

  • Writing articles like that is the new “Some of my best friends are..”

  • Abe

    That’s a perfect point/burn.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Will look forward for some Random shredding of internet cum stains in this one. I find that article insulting as a member of the human race. Free country and you can write what you wanna write, but damn.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I still think it will be a super bug that ultimately does us in. Captain Trips will be a reality one day. However this identity double talk from these “social justice warriors” is going to prove to be a fairly pernicious, as well. I see it as censorship, rascist. elitist and just plain retarded. How this guy looks himself in the mirror after this article is beyond me. With all the the more important race issues going on and this dude attacks a movie because it is probably safe to do so. Cunt, lilly-livered cunt. I find his bland hipster name and smug, wonder bread face insulting. Jive turkey piece of shit. Wow, that might be the most infuriating thing I ever read since my tax return. I wonder when Captain Trips heads our way if he will be played by a white or black man?

  • Tarmac492.1

    I only hang with white ants.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Not to mention, this douchenozzle fucked up Jack and Kyles vacation.

  • Stalkeye

    Look wut you done did, Abe! (;’

    Yeah, that article is not only pandering but covertly Racist. For the life of me, I don’t know if this condescending prick wrote this out of White/Jewish Guilt or just another pitiful attempt at shit-stirring. I wouldn’t even get offended because its obvious that this guy is an imbecile Hipster.

    [email protected]’s “The story of the first Black regiment seen from the eyes of Matthew Broderick”. I nearly busted a Lung while listening to that in public. Well played!

    My Friend (who Jack reminds me of at times.) often made jokes about poorly conceived Black superheroes like Black Lighting, Black Goliath and especially Jack Kirby’s 4th World series like Black Racer and Vykin the Black.

    Stalks: “So, Ken what’s Vikyn’s power”?

    Ken: *Mock Angry voice* “He’s BLAAAAAACCCCKKKK”!

    Stalks: “…Oh….”

    *Laughter ensues*

    I love Kirby, but he dropped the ball with that Shit. And to think Black Panther was really his concept because he questioned “why aren’t Blacks being represented in Comics”.

    I called Bullshit on Foster being killed off when there are so few Black characters within the Marvel Universe. A prominent Black scientist gets offed and now we’re stuck with Luke Cage? Sorry, Jack but I’m not too big a fan of Cage. He was cool for the 70’s Blaxploitation era but that “Sweet Christmas” is outdated.

    My Friend’s former Boss Dwayne McDuffie, lampooned the Fuck out of this guy during the Milestone era. I give props for somewhat reinventing Cage during marvel’s civil War Comic and Avengers Earth’s Mightiest heroes.

    http://www.comicbooknoise.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/BuckWild.jpg

    That being said, I’m looking forward to the Black Panther Movie and if it’s as great as Reginald Hudlin’s excellent Arc, Ass will be in seat opening day!

    http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/black-panther-motion-comic.jpg

    Loved the animated series as that was the best thing BET had put out.

  • Stalkeye

    Black and White Ants for me. (;’

  • Stalkeye

    Gotta listen to the rest of this on my way home. Curious to listen to what Jack has to say about that Doucewipe “Herman Cain”. Gawd I cant stand Him and Clarence Thomas.

    Hypocrites, especially the latter. It’s sad to hear how Konami has mistreated Kojima who should’ve been the Company’s President IMO. He’s the Fucker that made me appreciate videogames and not to mention how he often saved Konami’s Ass.

    Kyle, you and I need to go to Konami’s office and “Down, Down, Left, right, Left, Right A, B, and start tearing up Shit! (0:<

  • Jack Randomm

    THANK YOU!

  • Jack Randomm

    Threat to white people. The Cap’n would be black.

  • Jack Randomm

    I like how Cage made his transition from blaxploitation joke to responsible adult in the New Avengers title. It’s a rare case of actual character growth in comics.

    And he hasn’t said Sweet Christmas since the 80s.

  • Jack Randomm

    Didn’t like Reginald Hudlin’s Panther. The BET show was an adaption of Hudlin’s comic. Seemed to pander to the BET audience. Too hip hop for a depiction of an African king.

  • Stalkeye

    The animated adaptation didn’t feel “hip hop” to me nor did it pander to a BET audience instead, the storylines were somewhat brazen i.e. Tchaka taking down Captain America or the Ulterior motives for the United States government ‘s intervention of Wakanda didn’t come off as it had something to prove to other demographics.

    I also liked Tchalla’s portrayal in EMH as well and am curious to see what Chad Boseman can bring to the table.

  • Stalkeye

    “And he hasn’t said Sweet Christmas since the 80s”

    I know, 😛 that’s why I mentioned the Marvel Civil War comics and before that, his appearance on The Punisher..oh, that’s where Castle turns “Black”.

    Oh, Marvel, you slay me. XD

    I’m more of a BP, Falcon and Blade guy than a cage Fan but it’s all good and I’m glad he’s got his own upcoming Netflix series as well.

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO

  • Stalkeye

    “Wow, that might be the most infuriating thing I ever read since my tax return.”

    XD XD XD

  • Stalkeye

    “President” Trump would call out the entire Armed Forces to capture and execute Captain Trips.

  • Tarmac492.1

    ALot of whites are threatened by everything. Methinks the dude who wrote the Antman article is one of them.

  • Tarmac492.1

    If this dude that wrote this article was on an elevator with a black businessmen wearing 3k suits, he would still probably piss all over his birkenstocks and throw up his sushi lunch out of fear.

  • Tarmac492.1

    where do you stand on Seinfeld’s assertion that the black and white cookie represents racial harmony?

  • Tarmac492.1

    I must say that I find all the ins and out of the “gamer” world pretty fascinating. You dudes know alot about this stuff. I got all my gamer knowledge from Grandma’s Boy.

  • Tarmac492.1

    How can a dude be worth billions of dollars and still have hair like that? I find him entertaining but who needs a President to keep saying “I” all the time? All these Washington assholes seem to forget they work for us. I wish if none of us voted then we would have to fire them all and start over. They let these assholes spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to design an office? Fuck you!!! Give him a desk/chair/phone and computer with a high speed internet.

  • Abe

    You got more than just your gamer knowledge from that flick.

  • Stalkeye

    Trump is just another ignorant Ass narcissist who preys upon the ill informed (Via fear tactics) in order to get their support. And how he exploited that Woman’s murder was just Fucking tasteless.

    Yes, there should be legal entry within the United States (I’m more concerned about this Country being overpopulated regardless of Status.) but the way he slanders an entire race of People demonstrates how dumb he truly is. Also there have been allegations that he raped his ex Wife Ivana.
    And he calls Mexicans Rapists???

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/27/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-feel-violated-during-sex.html

  • Stalkeye

    Yes, more so than “Black and Whites”. (As in Cop Cars. *Wink*)

  • Tarmac492.1

    I think the ex debunked that. All politicians use fear to get their support, I think. Its all one big disgusting game they play. We elect these assholes and give them their golden ticket. One term served and you get a pension for life??? WTF!!! You want to make all the illegal’s legal tomorrow, I have no issue. Let them start paying taxes. I am a supporter of the borders being secured. Because, regardless of what Trump or Obama or Hillary or..says, we need a real border to protect our citizens from whatever threat could arise. If that makes me a racist as some in the media would suggest, I dont have enough strength to argue that point.

  • Stalkeye

    You’re just being honest and I applaud that whether I agree or not with your statement. And yes, I’m all for preventing terrorist attacks be they “Foreign or Domestic”. I agree that all who entered the US illegally SHOULD do their part in paying Taxes. However, they often send money to their families that are barely getting by so that I can understand as well.

    Politicians are screwy but once again, I support the lesser of the two Evils.

  • Tarmac492.1

    It is easier to disagree if you are being honest, I think. I support the lesser of two evils, too. I just think 90% of the time it is different than the lesser evil ones you support, lol!!!!

  • Stalkeye

    And we just have to agree to disagree. 😛

    Now that’s Democracy!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    +1000 for the great song choice.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Did that article come from The Onion?

  • Kyle Fulton

    I’m a lifelong gamer. Part of the generation they’ll have to invent arthritis-friendly controllers for.

  • Abe

    Vice has been inching towards parody

  • KilliK

    I am hoping he is doing the painal thing in that white slut, in the show. oh, wait, it’s PG13 right? typical Marvel.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    What’s wrong with Cage saying “Sweet Christmas”? Marvel is cartoon stuff; it’s full of stereotypes of all persuasions and unrealistic dialog of all types. I hope he does say that at least once in the Netflix series, if only for old time’s sake.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Yeah, it’d be great if he bellowed “Sweet Christmas!” while taking JJ up the shitter. Perfect opportunity to work in that catchphrase.

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Man. Frank Miller….*sighs*

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Oh, and uh, to hell with Konami.

  • Stalkeye

    It was OK during the 70’s I guess however, many Black Geeks would now see it as “Shuck n Jive” and there is a natural progression regarding Cage’s character development. Sure he can use street lingo because he’s an Urban crime fighter and grew up in the streets of Harlem but at the same time, he must be smart, savvy and forgo any buffoonery that was during the aforementioned 70’s.
    “Sweet Christmas” is as played out as “Dyn-O-mite!”

    (0=

  • Stalkeye

    *SMH* I wouldn’t call Jessica Jones a Slut, she’s Cage GF and Baby’s Momma.I thought Cage would be the type that would get it on with a Sista, and Bill Foster would date a White Chick…..oh wait, He’s dead!

  • Tarmac492.1

    I liked the original Atari 2600 joystick. Colecovision was ok. Relics I tell ya.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I like the name Herman and Harvey. I bet no one names their kids that anymore.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I still like Jive Turkey and use it frequently.

  • Tarmac492.1

    LOL and I have no idea about the comic you are talking about!!!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I was an NES Max man, myself

  • That’s the fucking culture alright.

  • I can’t wait to finish my screenplay about a rural Newfoundland fishing community. I’m looking forward to all the hate mail I’ll receive due to not including any Black, Hispanic, Asian, Gay, Transgender, etc. characters.

  • Jack Randomm

    The bigger series the BET stories were adapted from had T’Challa using hip hop slang (to Storm, “You got me straight trippin’, Boo…”), and Wakandans exhibiting stereotypical welfare abuser behavior (Supporting an enemy dictator because he promised them “flat screens”).

    EMH’s Panther was perfect. Shit, that whole show was great!

  • Jack Randomm

    Well, he has said it recently. They played it like it slipped out in a stressful moment, and he acted embarrassed that he said it. Played for laughs.

  • Jack Randomm

    They’ve retconned Cage to be a ladies man on a par with Stark. He’s been through most of the women in the Marvel U. She Hulk included.

    He and Jess are married now.

  • Jack Randomm

    My old man used to say immigrants should have to do a mandatory two years in the military. Honorable discharge, and we’re cool. Enjoy your citizenship.

  • Stalkeye

    Your dad’s a smart Man. Isn’t that what they did to the irish when they came over? They were drafted to fight in the Civil War but unfortunately, some of them took their frustrations elsewhere. Belligerent Pussies!

  • Stalkeye

    Cage banged Walters? Shit, I need to find that issue!!
    Play on, playa!
    They would make more of a couple than Jones, but it’s whatever.

  • Stalkeye

    That must have went over my head, if that’s the case.

    “EMH’s Panther was perfect. Shit, that whole show was great!”

    I trust that you read my retrospective article on this excellent series, right?
    I’m still avoiding Avengers Assemble as if it was a contagious disease.
    Fuck Jeph Loeb!

  • That link don’t work.

  • Well, hearing your descriptions of this article seem to be enough. What the actual fuck?

  • Downey basically has Cap3 and Avengers – Infinity War in his contract. The fact that Infinity War is split in two parts might seem like a loophole to some

  • Gyant Man?

  • The story of the first Black soldiers seen through the eyes of Matthew Broderick….

    LMMFAO. Abe is on the roll again

  • Three shows is “too much diversity”?

    Urgh. Hearing these snippets from some articles seems to solidify the fact, that the worst thing one can do to a crazy person is teaching them to write.

  • The most “WTF” thing of all is that in the middle of his DTV-era, Steven Seagal also started to talk like a Black man. It’s soooooo fucking weird.

  • This whole “Kojima Incident” is such a weird tale. Would make a good movie somewhere down the line, I think.

  • Abe

    Archive.is blocked in Finland.

  • Madness

  • Abe

    It has something to do with the owner of archive.is and Russia and the “right to be forgotten.”