Jack Random’s Herculean Podcast Jack Random’s Herculean Podcast
Jamill Payne teleports into the Command Center just in time for Kyle to unleash his latest weapon! Be very afraid. The boys wrap up... Jack Random’s Herculean Podcast

Jamill Payne teleports into the Command Center just in time for Kyle to unleash his latest weapon! Be very afraid.

The boys wrap up their Konami fatwa, and discuss the possibility of your favorite voice-over actors going on strike.

What’s more dangerous, sharks or Selfies? The answer shouldn’t surprise anyone that’s paying attention.

This week, the guys dissect The Rock’s lackluster filmography including his latest epic, Hercules!

Also, who the hell is Nancy Lee Grahn, and why does she hate Viola Davis?

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Jack Random

From Detroit, Jack Random is former video game reviewer, current DJ, production assistant, and lifelong nerd with 40 years of comic reading under his belt.

  • Is this like a BEHIND THE MUSIC episode of Jack Random’s?

  • Jack Randomm

    ….the fuck…?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Downloading this bad boy for a listen while I contemplate what the universe was like before there was a universe.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Tough to get angry with sharks when they do just what sharks are supposed to do, but these selfie takers? Uggh, the height of grotesque vanity.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Fast and Furious Aside, I dont believe the Rock has that signature role yet to put him in the top tier of action film stars. I have said this about Statham, as well. I dont think the Transporter is the equal to McClane, Dirty Harry, Professor Henry Jones Jr and the like, And I only saw half of crank. I think The Rock is a talented dude. Ditto for Statham.

  • Abe

    Download it again.

  • Tarmac492.1

    The universe? That would hurt when it came down.

  • Haha, I’m gonna keep listening to this uncut version anyway. The rehearsal stuff at the beginning was hilarious.

  • Abe

    You can handle it.

  • Jack Randomm

    You’ll need a bigger hard drive.

    The show has been re-upoladed. It should only be about an hour and eleven minutes.

  • Jack Randomm

    I fucked up, Puck! It’s been re-uploaded. The “Behind The Podcast” ep is Pay Per Listen.

  • I will send you all of my now worthless Canadian pennies.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Oh, I got a big hard drive. I got a VERY BIG HARD DRIVE!!!

  • Jack Randomm

    Enjoy the look behind the curtain. You don’t want to see how sausage is made do ya?

  • Haven’t seen Hercules, kinda wanted to because I enjoy The Rock, but meh I just have too much to watch as is.

  • Jack Randomm

    LMAO!

  • Jack Randomm

    My official stance?

    “Meh.”

  • I already know and I’ve even witnessed moose sausage being made first hand! It’s still delicious!

  • I’d argue The Rock made his signature role already as Beck in the woefully underrated The Rundown.

  • Never watched a minute of any of the live action Transformers movies and never will.

  • He directed the pilot to mother fucking Prison Break, bitches!

  • Jack Randomm

    The first one isn’t horrible. The last one made it obvious that they stopped giving a shit three movies ago.

  • Jack Randomm

    Isn’t the exchange rate 1:1 now? Maybe worth more on the Canadian end?

  • Nah, it’s gone to shit for us again. .75 now.

    But the joke was that we don’t use pennies anymore. Gonzo.

  • …and it’s brought up!

  • …also brought up. I’m predicting the future!

  • Hold on now, this Nancy Lee Grahn lady has a Daytime Emmy Award!

    Wait, wait, the year she won was a fucking TIE, ahahahahaaaa what a fucking loser, can’t even unanimously win a fucking Daytime Emmy.

  • Kyle gotta go pee!

  • Jack Randomm

    Sad.

  • Man I don’t even wanna live in my white neighborhood. Too many skeets right around the corner.

  • The Scorpion King!

  • Can always avoid the editing process by uploading it all! =)

  • I read that Sebastian Stan’s answer might not be quoted directly.

  • Guess more people have a phone than go swimming… or whatever.

  • There will be a selfie-themed horror movie soon.

  • People are dumb here too.

  • Oh you say it!

  • Great minds…

  • Would you say you were…
    https://youtu.be/cdEQmpVIE4A

  • Jack Randomm

    HAHAHAHA!

  • Stalkeye

    Ouch! XD

  • Stalkeye

    I’ll be listening to this on my way home. Unfortunately I cant play this at work in case F-Bombs are thrown about. Kyle’s too Goody Two-Shoes to cuss. Gawd bless him.
    Damn Political correctness (At times) within the Workforce!

  • Stalkeye

    Haven’t seen you in awhile or Dan for that matter.
    Are you guys secretly working on another site like our former boss from TB? LOL

  • Abe

    Work has been busy and I’ve been doing SN stuff: https://media.giphy.com/media/BjdOyPMJK3DMs/giphy.gif

  • Jack Randomm

    “in case” F bombs are thrown about? In case? HAHAHAHA!

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    LOL I know, right?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Cant disagree. Very entertaining flick.

  • Tarmac492.1

    That is like me saying to my relatives at the next family wedding. Let me book a room in case Tarmac gets drunk.

  • Tarmac492.1

    But you guys have smarter sounding accents.

  • Tarmac492.1

    AT least it is Halloween soon. Best holiday of the year. To hell with goddamn Christmas!!!!!

  • Kyle Fulton

    Dude, I swear fucking constantly. I just hold back on them in the show so that when I unleash one, it has POWER.

  • Stalkeye

    Off Topic, what’s your opinion on Snake’s Revenge? Did it deserve a bad rap or was it underrated?

    http://thesnakesoup.org/junkimg/articles/snakesrevenge/02.gif

  • Kyle Fulton

    It’s garbage. 😀

  • Kyle Fulton

    I still own a copy.

  • Stalkeye

    BOOOOOOOOOOO! 😛

  • Tarmac492.1

    lol!!! Nice

  • Bop

    Vielen Dank.

  • Bop

    You only saw half of Crank? The first or the second one? The second one is insane. I definitely think the second one is right up your alley.

    Oh, and I love the FATF movies, but Hobbs is a mighty lame character.

  • Bop

    Beck is definitely the closest one to a signature role for The Rock.
    It is a crime we didn’t get more Rundown sequels.

  • Bop

    The only thing I remember from the Scorpion King is Kelly Hu getting out of the water.

  • Bop

    Neither will I.

  • Tarmac492.1

    the one with dwight yoakim. it was edited so i stopped watching. i did like him in the remake of death race 2000. i like statham and think he is a good actor. i really liked blitz, the bank job and killer elite.

  • KilliK

    who doesnt?

  • Stalkeye

    After listening to that Konami speech, Kyle sounds like one of those Voice actors who Dub Anime.

    Jack, you dare diss GI Joe Retaliation?? Why you….

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20141019/5125190/fuck-you-o.gif

    LOL I didnt think it was that bad. At least it paid more respect to the source material (Comic if not Toy) than the dreck that was Rise of Cobra.

    Also they got Cobra Commander right. Its far from perfect but its as if a low budgeted film studio like Cannon made this adaptation but with more ambition.

  • Stalkeye

    Yeah, I got your reaction after Violagate! HAHAHAHA
    You wax poetic when tossing out F-Bombs, bro.

  • Stalkeye

    ??? “Skeets”???

  • Toruk_Makto

    The Matrix was rated R fellas. Further “it became the fifth highest grossing film of 1999 and the highest grossing R-rated film of 1999.”

  • Stalkeye
  • Kyle Fulton

    I swear to GOD I’ve seen it in multiple places with a PG-13. Like, maybe eight years ago or so they showed it on Gaia Online’s movie theater feature, and it said it was PG-13, and I’ve seen a DVD copy that says it. Like, I’m not making this up or just sticking to my guns out of stubbornness. I’m completely baffled by this.

  • Kyle Fulton

    I appreciate the compliment! I’ve always wanted to do voice-acting. Voices and dramatic readings are a hobby of mine to say the least.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Maybe edited for whatever reason? I think they edit Rated R movies on planes, as well. matrix was def rated r.

  • Kyle Fulton

    That’s entirely possible. I just didn’t think edited versions received their own ratings. This is driving me nuts, guys. XD

  • Toruk_Makto

    Different media outlets do all sorts of weird things to movies for their own reasons. I imagine there are a great many ‘versions’ out there now.

    But when The Matrix first came out it was definitely an R rated movie. In fact, that was kind of a thing about it at the time…it was rare for an R rated movie to receive so much commercial and critical success. It made it stand out.

  • Jack Randomm

    This was inevitable.

  • Jack Randomm

    Yes, they got the Commander right, but was a terrible movie. Rise of Cobra was silly as shit, but damn if I didn’t enjoy it.

  • Dennis Quaid was a riot.