Jack Random’s Assassin’s Loop Podcast Jack Random’s Assassin’s Loop Podcast
Assassin's Creed, the Star Wars trailer, the British political comedy "In the Loop" and more is discussed in Random's latest podcast! Jack Random’s Assassin’s Loop Podcast

After failing to thwart sabotage by a foreign gaming conglomerate, the boys are back talking all things Assassin’s Creed! The British political comedy In The Loop is discussed as is the new Star Wars trailer!
South Park gets sued, and the B-52s play us out with Mesopotamia! It’s good to be back!

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Jack Random

From Detroit, Jack Random is former video game reviewer, current DJ, production assistant, and lifelong nerd with 40 years of comic reading under his belt.

  • Boxedo

    there. its kinda possible. but like regular nunchucks , they would still kill you if you weren’t some Jedi/Sith or person that has the tiny bugs responsible for helping you use the force.

  • Tarmac492.1

    will listen to this tomorrow when I am ONCE AGAIN, working on a weekend. And Jack I realized that my company is littered with Todd Margarets. Assholes.

  • Jack Randomm

    Your illustration illustrates the problem (ha!). One generally grips the sticks on the end opposite of the chain.

    This, on the other hand is doable…

  • Stalkeye

    I have an Xbox one and I’m still lovin it. While my PS4 and WiiU collect more dust than an abandoned factory. I’ll wait for a major price drop in regard to AssCreed Syndicate.
    Those Twats burned me way too many times and the SciFi angle is some contemporary Bullshit. Kill that franchise with Fire!! I’m happy with a Yearly COD cause its eSports when you actually think of it.

  • Stalkeye

    [email protected] called out Heroes for the Bullshit ripoff series that it is! Fucking tropes reeks of desperation. And AoS sucks too.

  • Stalkeye
  • Tarmac492.1

    Those fucking South park guys are fucking sharp. Think i will start watching again.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Great stuff as usual dudes. Nice closing song, Jack. What about some Peter Murphy for Halloween next week? Even Bauhaus with the inspired Bela Lugosi’s Dead. I used to love partying with the goth chicks with those tunes on back in the day.

  • Bop

    Has there ever been a tv show like the original Heroes that took such a big nosedive after season 1?

  • Jack Randomm

    Well, Bruce isn’t your average human…

  • Jack Randomm

    I hear there’s a series of motivational CDs that can train you to be more assertive in dealing with them…

  • Tarmac492.1

    Maybe I should try. When I deal with them it often ends up in a trip to HR.

  • Jack Randomm

    I’m hoping Empire follows suit.

  • Jack Randomm

    Haha! I meant the CDs the characters listened to throughout the show. Have you talking to your peers like Will Arnett!

  • Jack Randomm

    [Runs and hides before Kyle sees post]

  • Tarmac492.1

    I’m usually the good natured crumudgeon. Usually.

  • Stalkeye

    (;’

  • Stalkeye

    True dat!

  • Boxedo

    I like how we’re discussing how real or legitimately working certain weapons could be, when Gundam Wing exists.

  • Bop

    I never watched it and what I hear from people is that I shouldn’t waste my time with it.

  • Bop

    Yup, AoS sucks big time.

  • Jack Randomm

    I’m thinking Whodini’s Haunted House of Rock from their first album.

    Or a hip hop version of Phantasm, but I think I did that already.

  • Kyle Fulton

    Not even dignifying it with discussion.

  • Kyle Fulton

    Maybe with some kind of gloves?

  • Never played an AC game.

  • Never watched Heroes.

  • South Park is fucking slaying everyone this year. Awesome as fuck.

  • Star Wars woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • AOTC is my least favourite also.