The Nightly Weekly: What I Did On My Summer Vacation! The Nightly Weekly: What I Did On My Summer Vacation!
This week, Mr. Nightly returns with a super special guest. These two fucks just shoot the shit about Nick’s time away from the podcast,... The Nightly Weekly: What I Did On My Summer Vacation!

This week, Mr. Nightly returns with a super special guest. These two fucks just shoot the shit about Nick’s time away from the podcast, kids and religion, Jared Fogle’s child porn investigation, Bill Cosby, True Detective, Mad Max, the morons we know, and much, much more.

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Mr. Nick Nightly

Co-host of the Shut Up Kids podcast and passionate defender of sleaze, nudity and free speech. Nick is a passionate man with an insane range of knowledge in music, film, literature and pornography. With a voice smoother than a waxed vulva, he dabbles in singing and songwriting, having been involved in projects ranging from hard rock, rap, folk, and goofball self-indulgence.

  • Abe

    Nick, ixnay on how breaks are nice. These other people are going to get ideas!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’m a terrible, terrible influence.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Downloading this vomit inducing fartbag and hope it crushes Susan Waldman’s vocal chords as I am turning off the Skanks-Red Sux on Sirius for the return

  • Tarmac492.1

    I mean how is the Yankees have the two worst radio people in Sports History? Coroprate Lapdogs? It is pathetic. Fucking Waldman sounds like a drunk extra from The Perfect Storm

  • Tarmac492.1

    hate the fucking sideye.

  • With so much dark shit happening on Earth, here’s some happier information from above in the heavens:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJqy8WtWsAAljHQ.jpg

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Pluto!

  • Indeed. And in color it’s red! Who knew?

  • Tarmac492.1

    He looked like a child molester.

  • Tarmac492.1

    DIdnt that motherfucker Cosby have Our Gang pulled off the air?? Fuck him!!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Was Our Gang any more stereotypical than Fat Albert?

  • Mr Nick Nightly
  • Mr Nick Nightly

    He just wants to be a planet again.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Fuck him anyway

  • Tarmac492.1

    I heard about that Owl thing.

  • Mars 2.0

  • Season Two of True Detective is getting better by each episode.

  • I think the Lynchian elements of this season of TD is more due to Pizzalato (typo?) and less Lin. Lin is there making a good technical service and pulling what the creators intend, but the surrealisms are not his invention. I’m sure of that.

  • Mr Nick Nightly
  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Here he is!

  • Tarmac492.1

    I picture Dead Zone Christopher Walken grabbing her hand and sneering “ya knew.”

  • Tarmac492.1

    Dont Somalians move here so they can eat sandwiches?

  • I loved Fury Road. I especially loved how crazy the movie is. As in, the movie is actually crazy, not just it tells a crazy story only. It’s like what a David Lynch action movie.

  • Ex_Machina is brilliant!

  • Nick tells it as it is about Only God Forgives.

    As for Valhalla Rising, well, i already did my piece of gushing about it.

  • Nick! You’re alive!!!!

  • Nick and Dan – together again, woohoo!!!

  • Sounds like some Cult thing.

  • Pastafarianism, a new religion that makes as much sense as the older ones.

  • Exactly

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Call of Carbonara”.

  • “I wanted to give her a nice hand-shake”
    LOL

  • Oregano over Innsmouth

  • Hmmm, hearing conflicting opinions on the TD s2. Some like it, some say that absolutely nothing happens. I’ll gotta wait a long while before I see these episodes.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    At the Mountains of Spaghetti.
    The Chorizo Out of Spice.

  • David Morse is in the Top 5 list of “that guy in that thing”‘s

  • Love David Morse. Had a great arc on House too.

  • Oh yeah. He elevates any project he’s ever on.

  • “Zardoz speaks to you…”

  • Bop

    Finally The Nick has come back to the Supernaughts.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    oo

  • ErnestRister

    Welcome back to the airwaves, Nick.

  • KilliK

    besides, the dream sequence was not directed by Lin.

  • KilliK

    So Asimov, dear boy, did you see the BvS trailer? what did you think of Batfleck? Remember when you insisted that Nolan’s Batman version is never gonna be surpassed?
    yeah, well, it just did. sorry.

  • Stalkeye

    Look who defuq is back!!!
    I’ll be giving this a listen soon. (0=

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Thanks, my man!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    ..

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’m heeeeeeerrrrrre.

  • Stalkeye

    OK, got through half of the Podcast and although i agree that Cosby is a sanctimonious hypocritical Piece of Shit, he has a point about that stupid “Sagging Pants” trend. And many if not most Black Americans don’t accept Thug culture because it represents a very negative connotation toward us.

    It’s like how Whites have disdain for Rednecks/White Trailer Trash. As Chris rock once said- “Everybody has that “It” that is an embarrassment”.

    Cosby should be thrown in the Slammer, but unfortunately these Victims came forward way too late. Not including Janice DICKerson as a victim, she’s just another opportunist Cunt trying to achieve notoriety for her side of “accusations”.
    Jill Scott is a Fat idiot but man does she have pipes! 😛

  • Stalkeye

    I’m glad that i wasn’t the only one who thought fury Road was boring. The movie was not only devoid of plot but substance. The Road warrior completely destroys the reboot on various levels!! What the fuck was all the hyperbole about???

    Lexi Alexander posted something on twitter about anyone badmouthing Fury Road would be blocked. Dafuq. Another idiot who lost my respect. but i still love her contributions for PWZ. (0= I saw no difference between the reboot and Thunderdome which had a better story IMO. And that’s the weakest of the MM Trilogy.

    Fuck, I could write a Movie based on the Dreadnoks (Influenced by the Mad max Movies.) and it would make more sense than MM:Fury Road!

  • Stalkeye

    [email protected] Butter & jelly Racist accusations. WTF ‘merica?
    And the dumb Hicks that are bitching about losing their freedoms because Dukes of Hazard has been pulled. Not only am I glad that the show was removed from the airwaves due to the Racist confederate Flag, but it was just fucking stupid.
    “Just some good ol Boys, never meaning no harm…” Yeah, suuuurrre. A car names “General Lee” with the Stars and bars??? Fuck that shit!

    And although there were slaves in the North, it was the North that fought against the south to abolish Slavery. lesser of the two evils, just saying.

  • KilliK

    well said, mate.

  • Stalkeye

    he was one of the best actors from Bay’s the Rock. but Ed Harris and Sean Connery has him beat.

  • Stalkeye

    HAHAHAH! My Friend loved Fury road but thought Ex Machina was Shit.
    I need to find out if he was wrong about that call.

  • Stalkeye

    What’s this,Praise from Killik??

    *Faints*

    (;’

  • Stalkeye

    At first,when you said that you were enjoying your vacation with your “Little ladies”, I thought you meant your daughters. I guess I was wrong.XD

  • Stalkeye

    It’s about that Money!

    And yes, she is an enabling Cunt like quite a few Spineless Women.

    I knew Cosby was full of Shit when I first heard this..

  • Stalkeye

    One of the best Stephen King films IMO.

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye
  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Right on.

    “Greatest action movie of all time,” my ass.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Well, let’s hope not. Then you might be forced to like Star Trek Beyond by appropriation.

  • KilliK

    LOL!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Isn’t it hilarious how, in the eighties, Cosby attacked Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor for their raunchy and foul-mouthed stand-up, which he said was polluting the minds of the youth? And yet this guy was doing something far worse in secret: drugging women and raping them! Unbelievable!

    It gives credence to the theory that a lot of individuals who promote themselves as “nice guys” and standing for family values are usually creeps and weirdos behind the scenes (see practically every Republican politician, right-wing media personality or evangelist who ever lived), while the controversial figures are usually fairly normal because all their demons are out front and on full display; they have nothing to hide. Just a thought.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Lol, what a coincidence. I should have scrolled down the whole page first. You beat me to it. Great minds think alike…

  • KilliK

    the only reason the North fought South was not to abolish slavery because of humanitarian sensibilities, but to maintain the support from the French (who had denounced slavery) and help their growing industrialized economy to become antagonistic towards the great economical power which the South was thanks to slavery. Dear Asimov, who is a history buff, can back me up with this.

    and please, no slamming of the Dukes. I understand why you have a problem with it, but the show is a cult classic here. we grew up with it, General Lee was the first car we wanted to drive (besides KITT), and had our hormones for the first time pumped up thanks to Daisy Duke.

  • KilliK

    I am hearing that Louis CK is not a nice guy towards women, either.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Why? What did he do? Not that I’m a fan of his or know much about him to begin with, just curious…

  • KilliK
  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Loved the Dukes of Hazard back in the day. I don’t think you can take offense at that show, or apply it to real-world politics, any more than you can Smokey and the Bandit or the “hicksplotation” movies of the seventies.

    Also:

    Damn. I bet she looks like an old grandma now, but back in the day she was a masturbation primer for a lot of young boys, for sure.

  • KilliK

    an old,fat grandma.
    but in her prime, she was undoubtedly ultra hot. dare I say, even hotter than Jessica Simpson’s Daisy Duke.

  • Trust Uncle Asi.

  • Stalkeye

    Of course I’m aware that there was some opportunistic motive behind ending slavery (Does this mean that Lincoln was a phony? LOL) however, many have died during the process. The Irish was sacrificed as most immigrants were quickly inducted into the Northern Army, yet they took their anger and resentment towards the Blacks. (Five points Riot.)
    Dumb Fucktards!

    Oh, and I still stand by my dislike of DoH. Still a dumbass series and as i have said to Mr. X via Twitter, Micheal Knight and KITT could kick their (Duke Boys)asses anytime of the day!

  • Stalkeye

    “Isn’t gives credence to the theory that a lot of individuals who promote themselves as “nice guys” and standing for family values are usually creeps and weirdos behind the scenes (see practically every Republican politician, right-wing media personality or evangelist who ever lived), while the controversial figures are usually fairly normal because all their demons are out front and on full display; they have nothing to hide. Just a thought.”

    You are 100% Correct!!!! My Mother always knew Cosby was a sneaky bastard since his Adultery scandal came forward decades ago. If you have to Drug women when many are willing to give it up due to your fame, your Pimphand is limp!

  • Stalkeye

    LOL I remember how Creepy panned the Movie but I reserved judgement until I finally get to see FR and you know what? The Fucker was dead on!!!
    Nothing against Hardy but he’s no Mel-“You want to get out of here, then talk to me”.

    Then there’s this fantastic ending that eclipses the conventional finale from Fury Road.

    Mel, why did you fuck up and lose your Shit ?? You were so Cool back in the day. Asshole!

  • Stalkeye

    Eventually I will get around to Ex Machina and let you know if I like it or no.

  • KilliK

    wasnt he a phony? he did consider the black people an inferior race to the whites.

  • Stalkeye

    Hahah! Damn, that sounds like something a Republican might actually say.

    Oh wait..!

    Well if that’s the case, the end justified the means. Blacks are free and Lincoln took one in the dome. (0=

  • Stalkeye

    Tee-hee.

  • Stalkeye

    Yeah She was hawt back in the day but I’ll pick Linda Carter anytime of the day. So Sexy and that drop of Mexican blood did wonders for her.

  • ErnestRister

    Nick and Dan together again.

  • I couldn’t ask more of you.

  • ErnestRister

    Ever dislike a film series for no rational reason whatsoever? I’ve got nothing against The Minions or Illumination…but two years ago around this time, I was vacationing in California (Redwoods, Disneyland, etc.). It’s after lunch, I’m walking in a hot theme park, and really have to use the bathroom. Really have to go, before doing an “Oops! I Crapped My Pants!” impersonation. So I duck into a small bathroom in Adventureland, it has two stalls, both occupied. And I wait. And I wait. And I wait. One guy is in one stall composing the sequel to War and Peace on his SmartPhone. In the other large stall is a father and three young boys, and he’s trying to coax each one of them to poop. One of the kids wasn’t interested, but the dad wouldn’t give up. Gets him on the toilet. And the kid decides he’s not going to listen to his dad, and instead, he starts channeling the Minions from Despicable Me 2….”BEE-DO! BEE-DO! BEE-DO! BEE-DO!”

    And this goes on and on, for ten minutes, and my colon is about to erupt like a wet pinata. “Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do!”

    Tolstoy finally finishes his text and exits his stall, I get in, do what you do in the bathroom…and still the kid next to me is shouting, “Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do!”

    And he’s still “Bee-Doh-ing” when I escape.

    To this day, I see those talking twinkies, and my sphincter automatically clinches, like a trained seal seeing a fish.

    And that’s why I can’t stand The Minions.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Like cock and balls.

  • KilliK

    well, renouncing slavery was the first, big step for the liberation of the black people, but something tells me that true freedom came with the 60s civil rights movements .

  • Stalkeye

    Yes, it did.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I can see why many adults don’t care for the Minions, but I find them charming as heck. I enjoyed the new Minion movie, but think Despicable Me 2 is a damn funny film.

  • ErnestRister

    “Can’t stand” is too strong a word…just an irrational reaction, with tongue in cheek. It really isn’t that big of a deal, just screwing around in the summertime.

  • ErnestRister

    I love you guys..you’re awesome together. Love you, Dan. Love you, Nick. Can listen to either of you individually. Something sparks, though, when you two are together. Throw in Martin (when he’s not busting my balls), it’s fan radio ambrosia.

  • CoolHandJuke

    Why can’t pissing on a pikey be the hottest ticket in town?

  • I gotta find me one of these dump your kids joints, aka church things. Woooohoooooo!!!

  • Splash pads are the bomb.

  • Fuck it, just jump in there naked, live it up.

  • Yup, ring of child porn sickos busted here a few months back. Fuck em.

  • Did anyone else find it kind of weird that almost all the women he raped were white? Is that racist of him? Or just racist of me thinking it? I don’t even know what’s racist anymore, man…

  • Don’t feel the same about the performances at all.

    McAdams > Kitsch > Farrell > Vaughn

  • You should rewatch Mean Girls.

  • Alex OG Minard

    Don’t do drugs, and pull up your pants, while giving bitches drugs and pulling down their pants! Gold!