The Nightly Weekly: Pigs and Mystics! The Nightly Weekly: Pigs and Mystics!
This week, Nick is joined by Ronnie Mac!  These two fucks talk about the world’s biggest pig lover, tech Wiccans, Nick’s hatred for teenagers,... The Nightly Weekly: Pigs and Mystics!

This week, Nick is joined by Ronnie Mac!  These two fucks talk about the world’s biggest pig lover, tech Wiccans, Nick’s hatred for teenagers, the world’s most hated tv show, shitting in tunnels, how nobody cares about you, and much more!

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Mr. Nick Nightly

Co-host of the Shut Up Kids podcast and passionate defender of sleaze, nudity and free speech. Nick is a passionate man with an insane range of knowledge in music, film, literature and pornography. With a voice smoother than a waxed vulva, he dabbles in singing and songwriting, having been involved in projects ranging from hard rock, rap, folk, and goofball self-indulgence.

  • Abe

    Running behind today. Grabbing this now.

  • Tarmac492.1

    downloading this hairy bush freakshow and listening now.

  • Tarmac492.1

    San Francisco def a strange place.

  • Facebook makes you sick

  • ErnestRister

    In my writing room, playing chess against the iPad and losing, listening to podcast.

    Wife opens door, just in time to hear woman ranting about penile hygiene.

    WIFE
    (alarmed and confused)
    What in the world are you listening to?

    ME
    Nick’s show.

    WIFE
    Oh.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I love the reaction! Of all the moments to walk in the room…

  • CoolHandJuke

    i’m not cut, and i’ve never had dick cheese or anything growing out of my foreskin…

  • Reminds me of the phone discussion between John Leguizamo and Michael Nyqvist in John Wick:

    Viggo Tarasov: I heard you struck my son.
    Aureilo: Yes, sir, I did.
    Viggo Tarasov: And may I ask why?
    Aureilo: Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick’s car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog.
    Viggo Tarasov: [pause] Oh.

  • ErnestRister

    Facebook is what it is, I just can’t stand…and I mean CAN’T STAND…people posting up religious and political bullshit. There should be a rule taught in kindergarten…if you wouldn’t say it at the dinner table on Thanksgiving, don’t bring it up or talk about it or throw it in people’s faces on Facebook. You’re a Republican or a Democrat? Yay, now shut the fuck up. You’re pro-religion, or anti-religion? Goodie. Now shut the fuck up.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    PREACH!

  • Ollie

    Shitting in my Litterbox or dangling your junk in your Cat’s face?

    Why you…! *Snikt*

    The second Ronnie mac n Cheese received a call from some “Random Black Guy” he panicked and waved his Wallet! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  • Tarmac492.1

    I love this post, man. Just fucking love it. So spot on. Post this on FB!!!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Remember the parents always walking in when the boobies came out when you were sneaking in a rated R movie when you were ten? Same things with wives, I guess.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Tarmac dont Facebook.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Fucking love the new SN. Love it!!!!

  • Yeah. A friend(ish) guy has basically become an intolerable prick and his facebook rants just piss me off like no other. He basically thinks that the unemployed should be put into work camps and the people with no children shoud pay double amount of taxes, because “they are not producing new taxpayers” and all that type of shit. Since he’s one of the few lucky ones who has managed to keep a job for 20 years and is a father of two, he’s become basically His Holiness. and all others are just scum.

  • Pizza never gives any nightmares.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qw5YcXgQZw

  • Tarmac492.1

    Hate fucking cunt stain assholes like that. “Producing new taxpayers” If that is the extent of his paternal instincts I feel bad for his kids. Is he Fritz Weaver from the Obsolete Man Twilight Zone episode?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Make that SN a shirt and I will make sure I wear it every time I get a hooker. You know advertising. They read too, Some of them. I mean they can read street signs and do basic math,

  • I’ll wait so I can watch the TD S2 in one sitting, like I did with the first season.

  • I dunno what happened. I guess some people just turn into a-holes as they get older, I think

  • Tarmac492.1

    Not sure why I upvoted this, but i did.

  • The “three first names”-trope in full effect there.
    “I just want to be a pig…” LMAO

  • ErnestRister

    You can post it. I can’t. Don’t cite me, either.

    I log in every morning, and I see 20+ status updates, and I think wow, what’s going on with my friends and family? Then I check the updates, and it’s all political bullshit from two or three people, or a fat former girlfriend talking about how much wine she drank the last night, and how big she is into [insert social cause here].

    The Nightly Weekly — Where Honesty Comes Home to Roost.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I dont use FB. Just loved your rant against the assholes using it.

  • What’s that closing track?

  • I know that excludes me from all the online fighting, but I prefer that actually

  • CoolHandJuke

    As long as people are thinking about my dick, I’m a happy pappy…

  • ErnestRister

    I try to bring this up gently, I get angry responses like, “Don’t tell anyone how to use Facebook!”

    I want to say, “Ok — don’t tell me how to vote, don’t try to make me hate another political party or group, and don’t try and tell me what religious values I should have.”

    Facebook is good for many things — who doesn’t love seeing their niece win a trophy or hear from a relative you’d normally only see at a family reunion once a year?

    But…and this is a BIG BUT…like Benjamin Franklin said, fish and house guests start to stink after three days. That stench is multiplied exponentially when people are gas-bagging about politics and religion. Just shut the fuck up and keep that to yourself.

    Rant over.

  • Bop

    I fucking loathe facebook. It’s better that a lot of people don’t show what a bunch of hipster douchebags they are.

  • Bop

    Religion and politics are my cure to insomnia.

  • Bop

    Congratulations. Nick. This is the second time you grossed me out.

  • Bop

    Well, you shouldn’t pay much attention to him. People who judge people on what jobs they do or don’t do are people who should get a life.
    You are not your job.

  • Bop

    Producing new taxpayers. Have you ever seen a more brainwashed idiot than that?

  • Bop

    Wasn’t this Freddy?

  • The first film, yes

  • ErnestRister

    Every day.

  • ErnestRister

    The wisdom of Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club….when you get old, your heart dies.

    (I don’t believe that, but IAB’s comment reminded me of her dandruff-infused despair)

  • Bop

    Well, give some people a few bucks more and they think they own the place. I don’t give a fuck if someone works or doesn’t. If you can get by without a job and without being a criminal more power to you. That’s real freedom right there.

  • Bop

    I found that a funny scene. Very creative.

  • ErnestRister

    HAMS…if you’re going to be drunk hanging out with the pigs, not much different than a college Chi Omega mixer.

  • Bop

    Stealing a microscope? Now that’s worth stealing. 🙂

  • Oh, I know. I stopped arguing with him in the comments of his posts a long time ago. Now I just troll him, whenever he rants.

  • Yup. Love the original Elm Street

  • Bop

    I used to love the first 4 ones. No shit.

  • I like the whole series. The remake can go fuck itself.

  • Bop

    Oh, I also enjoyed Freddy vs Jason, though, although that could have been much better.

    I found Jackie Earle quite good as Freddy but the movie was so off.

  • Tarmac492.1

    No, that seems particularly Orwellian(not sure that is a good word) to me. Fucking dont understand people who are for the govt, unless the Finnish govt is awesome or something. I tend to think the word Government is a curse. Fucking who likes paying taxes??? WTF!!!!

  • ErnestRister

    Teenagers…I’ve had fantastic experiences teaching acting and design to young people. As in, personal life highlights. Some of the proudest moments of my existence. BUT…good Lord, the ones who don’t listen, won’t listen, won’t learn, check out…it’s heartbreaking. Was mentor to a good friend’s stepkids, and you can caution, warn, teach, educate, talk all day long about avoiding pitfalls, and then throw up your hands when despite everything you’ve tried to say, they run head-first right into the first sinkhole they come across…stealing candy from a food truck, drugs and sex, backstabbing and social anxiety. Give them a film literate education, next thing you know they’re watching Grease 2 and Queen of the Damned all summer long. Madness!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Agreed. We wonder why our country is so fucking divided–which is to the detriment of all of us except for those in power.

  • ErnestRister

    Tarmac — I grew up with a guy who wore anarchy t-shirts and died his hair and acted out like crazy in rebellion…now he’s head of his home-owners association and he walks around the block with a clipboard writing notices if his neighbors’ grass is too tall. Some people just love the taste of authority’s cock and they suck it all day long.

  • Bop

    No government is awesome, because if it was everyone would move to that country.

  • Finnish government is just like any other government: Bunch of morons.

  • Bop

    The moment a neighbour tells me my grass is too tall is the moment he gets the Stone Cold salute.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    “Happy Idiot” by TV On the Radio

  • Interesting Double Feature of movies there.

  • ErnestRister

    And they get bored 30 minutes into The Fugitive.

  • Bop

    I am sure they watched Queen Of The Damned because of Aaliyah. 🙂 I know I did.

  • Okay. They are beyond hope then.

  • Thanks.

  • ErnestRister

    No…the girl and all of her friends thought Lestat was hot. One of the friends was big into vampires, how sexy and cool they were.

    So, they had a sleep over on the 4th of July, and I showed them Salem’s Lot.

    We hit the jail scene with and they were hypervintelating in terror. Seriously — one of them had her hand over her mouth gasping in fear.

    They got over it, though.

    Next thing you know, next year, they’re cooing over the Cullens and the were-boys in Twilight.

    You can teach, but only they can learn.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Here’s a great live performance of another good song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qBnuzrjx0

  • Bop

    Whenever I eat I pizza I refer to this movie.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I got a work girl with the jail scene. One of the more inventive jump scares I have ever seen. So simple and brutally effective.

  • Tarmac492.1

    You mean when the opening credits finally ended?

  • Tarmac492.1

    great tune.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Taverns have it right when they say “no discussing religion or politics”

  • Bop

    Oh, hell yeah. It just saps the energy from me when someone starts with that stuff. And I have to cut it off really fast.

  • ErnestRister

    Ha! So true.

  • Tarmac492.1

    LOL!!! That is funny. You see a lot of instances like that.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Trying to enjoy a few drinks and maybe get into a skanks pants and this guy wants to tell me God exists or God is dead?? Dude, I am trying to get laid here.

  • Stalkeye

    I liked her better in Romeo must Die costarring Jet Li.
    Dayum she was Hawt and had good pipes too.

  • Bop

    Ha, ha. Well, before I introduce some dudes to ladies I always say :”No school, work, politics or religion.” And what is the first thing they do?

  • Bop

    Romeo Must Die is Aaliyah at her best.

  • Stalkeye

    “I grew up with a guy who wore anarchy t-shirts and died his hair and acted out like crazy in rebellion…now he’s head of his home-owners association and he walks around the block with a clipboard writing notices if his neighbors’ grass is too tall.”

    LMMFAO Wut?

  • Stalkeye

    Better Stone Cold Stevie than Hulk Hogan whose idea of a salute is..
    http://orig02.deviantart.net/64cb/f/2012/089/1/2/tom__s_nazi_salute_by_themistrunsred-d4ugijz.jpg

    Too soon? (;’

  • Bop

    Well, Stone Cold is a Stone Cold Wifebeater which I don’t like, but his salute I can live with.

  • Stalkeye

    Damn. Had no idea because I dont follow Wrestling like i used to. That’s Fucked up. Wasn’t there some Wrestler who murdered his Wife and Kid? WTF is up with Athletes and celebrities these days?

  • Stalkeye

    I still like that song, Try again. actually, it’s actually my favorite from Aallyah.

  • Bop

    Yeah, Benoit murdered his wife, his kid and then hung himself. He went off the deep end.

    Athletes and celebrities don’t have a good environment that protects them against themselves. At least, that’s what I think.

  • ErnestRister

    Speaking of wrestling, I hated Foxcatcher. HATED IT. And I rarely say that about any movie. Well done, beauifully acted, staged and photographed with precision….and I wanted to punch the director and screenwriter in the face after it was over.

  • Bop

    Why, Ernest?

  • ErnestRister

    On an intellectual level, I get the whole “let’s subvert the whole sports genre where Rocky loses and then the mentor shoots and kills Rocky” thing…as an emotional experience, you walk out very angry and depressed.

    A wise man once wrote about Disney’s The Rescuers, and said, if you’re going to spend all the time and trouble and incredible labor to make an animated feature, shouldn’t all that effort amount to something? I don’t know what Foxcatcher was trying to say, other than stab an icepick into the eye of the sports genre.

    Foxcatcher is a true story — that insanity really happened. Did I learn anything? Nope. Was I enriched by it? Nope. Did I feel like I just watched an ESPN true-story wrestling snuff film? Yup.

    You know how Tosh.0 always begins with some horrific 40 second clip of someone seriously injuring themselves trying some athletic maneuver? And you cringe and hide your eyes and ask yourself, why did I just watch that? That’s Foxcatcher, only it takes two hours for the WHAT?!? moment and then the credits roll. I generally don’t like to walk out of a movie with a feeling of disgust.

  • The cat story was definitely:
    http://www.abload.de/img/cta1dcpqg.gif

  • Bop

    What is the movie you got most disgusted by after you walked out of it?

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO “Game over, Man”!

    http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/359432-new-york-bill-cosby-cover1.png

    I actually have this issue in my possession (subscription for where I work.) until my Supervisor grabbed it from me. We actually had a tug of war over this mag and I lost by default. LMAO

  • Stalkeye

    That bad, eh?

  • Tarmac492.1

    I called it Sleepcatcher. I couldnt get through an hour of it. Tried four times. It seemed perfectly ok, just bored me to tears.

  • ErnestRister

    I’ve walked out of some movies *angry* — Signs, Brother Bear, Mulan. I’ve walked out of some movies deeply *depressed* — Life is Good, Saving Private Ryan, Unforgiven, Million Dollar Baby, Breaking the Waves. *Disgust* is very rare — and yeah, I can compartmentalize the film as one of those true-life horrors you see on the news…middle-school kid loses a swimming match, mom drives her home but starts texting and crosses into the wrong lane and everyone dies, roll credits. I get what the movie is doing. But at least in that swimming tragedy scenario, you have sympathy for the characters. In Foxcatcher, you have ugly running to catch up to more ugly, and then even more ugly, and then failure, death, and end credits. It’s a well made movie, but good Lord, it felt like a giant waste of time highlighting the ugly in the world. It really felt like a $30 million snuff film.

  • Tarmac492.1

    SPR did not depress me. I recognized the horror of it all and the loss of so many fine young lives, but, it was a war to extinguish evil from the world. Million Dollar Baby was depressing. So was Breaking the Waves(dont think I can watch it again)

  • Tarmac492.1

    Sad death. What was she 22? I liked the Try Again tune, also. Romeo Must Die was entertaining.

  • Stalkeye

    It’s sad to hear someone who was humble, talented and beautiful leave us too soon.

    Now we’re stuck with annoying Bitches like Rihanna and especially Ariana Grande. /:

  • Tarmac492.1

    Dont dress like a prince, flaunt your money like a king, or wear your sunglasses inside.

  • ErnestRister

    Beautifully made, and the acting is top-notch, and the photography is gorgeous…it reminds me of a french film where a director went out and shot a traffic jam for two hours. The audience left in a state of rage, the director gloated, “If you won’t put up with it in a theater, then why do you put up with it in real life?” You don’t have a choice in real life in many instances, and you have no control over people doing terrible things in this world, it’s a false equivalency. Drama and tragedy as I understand it helps people…it puts their own problems in perspective, gives people information on how to cope with issues in their lives. Just about everyone is dead at the end of Hamlet, with an invading army storming and taking over, but the play is about more than the sorrow. Foxcatcher is a tragedy on top of a tragedy. If there is anything redemptive or engaging or inspiring in it, I must have missed it.

  • Doesn’t the empty chair make it seem like he murdered one of them?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Was she married to crazy R. Kelly? That dude has real talent but seems to have some issues.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Dream Warriors had some scary and creepy stuff. Although, the first is still the best. Remake was blah. But Jackie was good as Freddy.

  • ErnestRister

    Hey, since I’ve been threadcrapping on Nick and Ronnie’s show all afternoon, try this on for size. *cough*

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Star Trek Into Darkness depressed the hell out of me.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Me, too. I even liked the second movie, as silly as it was in places. Exploding parakeets! WTF?

  • KilliK

    jesus, I havent seen so many stereotypical traits in one family.

  • KilliK

    no, it’s symbolic.

  • Stalkeye

    Yeah and I heard that she was underage as in 14??? Disgusting! That Fucker should have been thrown in Prison as with Jerry Lee Lewis and even Elvis who dated Priscilla at a very young age. /:

  • Stalkeye

    Hmmm..that’s food for thought.
    I skimmed through the pages and was a bit put off by having all the Victims dress in White (Purity?) when there is a bit of “Grey”. WTF would any Woman be alone with “Wild Bill” if the intention wasn’t Sex?

    Yeah, the Old Cocksucker is guilty but there’s much more to the story.

  • Stalkeye

    I have yet to finish watching that Movie and doubt that I ever will.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’m sure at least a few of these ladies may have had an idea of what they were doing, BUT, the bottom line is that Cosby impaired them to the point where they were incapable of making their own decision of whether or not they would be having sex. Even if every single one of them planned on banging the Coz, he still robbed them of their ability to change their minds and leave.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Should have listened to mom!

  • ErnestRister

    Howie Mandel said working on the show was constantly heartbreaking, watching people throw away such large sums of money on greed. As in, every episode, it just kicked him in the balls watching people make such terrible risks.

  • Stalkeye

    I know that Cosby is fucked up and should pay for his crimes but it’s weird that he would drug them knowing that they were more likely to give up the skins. That’s why Tyson’s case isn’t necessarily cut n dry.
    The Victim in question went with him to his Hotel around 2.AM yet, claimed she was Raped sometime after she attended some beauty pageant. WTF?!?

    Now Trump has been accused of Rape? WTH

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s a power trip. Cosby gets off on violating helpless women. He sees women as nothing more than a hole for his dick. I bet having a woman passed out in front of him is 80% of his boner.

  • Stalkeye

    If only they came forward sooner. Some people have already given him a “pass” because of his charitable work. And some have refunded his donations after the accusations came out.
    Hannibal Baress may have exposed him, but he’s just as unfunny as Cos. (;’

  • Tarmac492.1

    Isnt getting married in some states legal at an early age if you have parental consent? Didnt Doug Hutchinson marry a 15 year old?

  • Stalkeye

    Yeah I heard about that and he caught a lot of shit for it. (Rightfully so.)
    As for those states that allow that Shit, well not being judgmental but that’s still some twisted shit, there. Guys and gals who marry someone young enough to be their daughter (14-17) are pedos and very insecure.

    Stalks prefer a real woman with a mind and opinion of her own and not some Child. Fucking OJ Simpson ran off with Nicole when she was 17. We all knew how that ended. /:

  • Stalkeye

    Should have kept his winnings and used it for Gastric Bypass, the Fat Fuck.

  • Tarmac492.1

    imagine some 50 year old asks to marry your 15 year old daughter? I would assume if you dont own a shotgun you are gonna find another way to inflict bodily harm on him.

  • Tarmac492.1

    lol

  • Hi guys.

  • Stalkeye

    That Fucker is getting “Air-holed’ one way or another. (0:<

  • ErnestRister

    Asi returns! How fares Portugal?

  • ErnestRister
  • ErnestRister

  • Portugal is my grey reality. I was in wonderland called Sweden and i loved every second of it.

  • It gets funnier by the end.

  • Stalkeye

    Hey you, Welcome back!

    So tell me, how was Sweden?

  • Loved every second of it.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Have youo ever been to the Azores?

  • Stalkeye

    Cool, up some pics if ya got ’em.

  • I did posted one here on my first day there. IAM was the only one who commented on that.

  • No i haven’t. Been to Madeira, however, the other archipelago.

  • Stalkeye

    WTF, Ghetto Bitches?!?

  • Stalkeye

    *SMH* As a person of Color, I get highly offended whenever I hear or see Black Trash acting up, just as a Caucasian despises White Trailer trash. Those Cunts are giving Idiot Racists like Hulk Hogan(LOL) and the like, “ammunition” when using the N-Word. However, Hogan the Asshole that he is, used that word to describe a Black Billionaire’s son and not some street trash.What a Cunt he is!

    As for the Video, that Bitch has more Rolls on her than a Bakery.

  • ErnestRister

  • Tarmac492.1

    Ernest–I have been drunk just about every where you can imagine, Midnight Mass included(wasnt the only one). However, I would never,ever think about drinking at Disneyland. What the fuck is wrong with people? Fucking up shit for families. And, violent and angry drunks have no business drinking.

  • Stalkeye

    PREACH!!

    It’s one thing to see Fights at Walmart. *Wink* but people acting very belligerent around theme parks and family friendly restaurants where kids are trying to have a good time, is where i draw the limit. Society is Fucking Doomed!! (0:<

  • Stalkeye

    You sure you didn’t mean to ask him-“Have you ever been in any Whores”? LOL

  • Tarmac492.1

    why when I have been in so many myself. LOL!!!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    I dont go to bars that have restaurants with alot of kids, either. They shouldn’t be around and I should be able to drink and act adult without them around. Anytime there are kids around you really have to tone it down. I am really against exposing kids to that kind of behavior. Some of my friends do it around their own kids but I have to bite my tongue. When I drink at the beach, I have my headphones on and I stay away from kids.

  • Stalkeye

    Well said. When I’m hammered it’s either at a party, cookout or home. But I’m very mellow when drunk and would never make an ass out of myself especially in public.

    I also get disgusted when looking at Rist’s previous clips of those dumb Ghetto bitches going at it. Growing up in NYC, I have seen my share of trashy “individuals” up close and personal. It’s reality TV Fodder and that’s not a compliment by any means. /:

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    The whole time I was picturing Jasper Jowls jumping around yelling, “WORLD STAR!”

  • ErnestRister

    Walt banned alcohol at his Disneyland park to avoid this very thing. He would serve liquor to visiting dignitaries and such in his private lounge (now Club 33). But to this day, you can’t buy beer, liquor or wine at Disneyland, unless you’re a Club 33 member.

    California Adventure and EPCOT are different stories. In California Adventure, they have a “wine country” serving various home-grown wines, but they also serve beer in the Hollywood section and also sell wine in Cars Land (which makes no sense, but whatever). The Carthay Circle restaurant has a gorgeous bar that serves a full spread of liquor. So the drunk in the video must have hit one of those areas pretty hard. I’ve had wine at California Adventure at dusk at the winery, getting ready for the World of Color show and taking a load off.

    At EPCOT, they have a “World Showcase” of nations, and each country has their own traditional drinks…Margaritas in Mexico, sake in Japan, brews in the UK, wine in France. There’s actually a challenge among theme park afficiandos to try and go “Round the World” and buy a drink from each country that serves. You can imagine the puking that results from 110 degree heat and mixing Japanese Sake with Mexican tequila.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I plan on doing lots of drinking at Disney World, but I’m a jovial drunk. There will be no problems from me. http://i.imgur.com/Dtlyp.gif

  • Tarmac492.1

    Good. Jovial is the way to go. WHy drink to get pissed off? That is what life is for.

  • Michael who? lol

  • Who the fuck doesn’t clean their junk properly? Jesus.

  • Someday I’ll rate something on iTunes. Some day.

  • Abe

    Someday I’ll read one of your articles.

  • That hurts. I am defeated.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    I was just thinking I should drop in and give you shit.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Your shit is always welcome here.