The Nightly Weekly: Depressing Is Fun! The Nightly Weekly: Depressing Is Fun!
This week, Mr. Nightly is joined by AsimovLives! These two fucks talk about Asi's trip to Sweden, a man who smuggles cow eyes,... The Nightly Weekly: Depressing Is Fun!

This week, Mr. Nightly is joined by AsimovLives!  These two fucks talk about Asi’s trip to Sweden, a man who smuggles cow eyes, bullying in schools, and why “depressing” entertainment is superior fun.

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Mr. Nick Nightly

Co-host of the Shut Up Kids podcast and passionate defender of sleaze, nudity and free speech. Nick is a passionate man with an insane range of knowledge in music, film, literature and pornography. With a voice smoother than a waxed vulva, he dabbles in singing and songwriting, having been involved in projects ranging from hard rock, rap, folk, and goofball self-indulgence.

  • Stephen King does not have a great taste in movies.

  • Tarmac492.1

    downloading this virus infested cunt canal for a listen later.

  • I really like “Alien 3”. Hicks and Newt had it coming.

  • I love the way you talk dirty

  • Ohhhhh this will be good.

  • I agree, keep going…

  • Deep Impact played in an airplane? What the F?

  • LMAO

  • Tarmac492.1

    Solondz is some good shit.

  • Tarmac492.1

    The Mist is great. Underrated. Fuck people that hated it. Cunts. Dirty rotten cunts. Marcia Gay Harden rocked it as Cuntface Carmody.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    The world should feel lucky for having such a wonderful horror film.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    He’s in my top 5.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Shitty movie.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Wasted Years is fucking amazing. Love that guitar. And I agree with Asi. Once you hit 40 all this shit starts hitting home.

  • Tarmac492.1

    absolutely. is it wrong for me finding Marcia Gay Harden sexy?

  • Tarmac492.1

    He is what I think about when I think of real independent cinema. Fuck you IFC for your cunt commercials and whatnot!!!! I miss those days.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I also think it is cool to listen to music in another language because you can kind of interpret it the way you want, as well.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Did alot of drugs listening to Ray of Light.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Fucking kids are fucking sadistic, huh?

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Oh, not him again… :p

  • KilliK

    we need your voice too, mate. come one. do a podcast with Creep and the rest. it will be fun.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Nah, you won’t ever find me doing a podcast. I’m sure it would be fun, but articles and reviews are as far as it goes for me. I have to protect my identity!

  • Use a voice distorter like Orcus did, ha.

  • CreepyThinMan

    NOPE, crazy religious fucks are the best in bed. It’s the same reason why all the girls I went to Catholic school with were filthy cock crazed sluts. All that oppression and repression = volcanic sex!!!FACT!!!

  • KilliK

    good idea.come on Turd, dont be shy. do it. you can make fun of Asimov while using a Cylon voice modulator.
    beep. Why.Do.You.Hate.beep.The.80s.Asimov? beep.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Hehe. Can I record my bit through a Darth Vader vocoder? That’d be hilarious.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    I’m curious as to whether he’d even talk to me if put in such a situation. It could be extremely awkward.

    Why don’t you do one? Then you can prove to our Portuguese friend once and for all that you are not me, and I am not you.

  • KilliK

    he wont talk to you, because he is so much of a douche.
    I cant do one because my spoken english is horrible.
    come on, Turd, we the fans demand to hear you in one of the podcasts. Dont let Asimo steal all the glory.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    He’ll have to steal the glory, sad as it is. The truth is, there are some technical reasons why I can’t do one. No mike, for starters, and I’m not doing it from a handheld device.

  • gorgarwilleatyou1

    I’d second that!!

  • gorgarwilleatyou1

    I agree I got the bluray with the B/W version years ago still not watched that version i must remedy that soon.

  • CreepyThinMan

    “I cant do one because my spoken english is horrible.”
    THAT’S BECAUSE YOUR MOUTH IS WARPED FROM SUCKING TOO MANY BIG BLACK COCKS!!!FACT!!!

  • Stalkeye

  • Stalkeye

    She killed in that Movie!

  • Stalkeye

    I’ll tell you this, if it wasn’t for Asi being the very first guest on Dan and Nick’s show (Shut up Kids Podcast) the notoriety wouldn’t have garnered the momentum as quickly. Yes, I disagree with him on plenty of things (Especially his 80’s sentiment.) but he came thru like a trooper ergo, he deserves his spotlight.

    For the record, I would love to see Turd be a guest as well.
    (I think he would do great!)

  • Stalkeye

    I suck at Podcasting and when I listened to how I sound on the Poddy, it doesn’t sound like me at all!!!
    Unless I can get my voice to match that Actor who played Dr.Franklyn Storm from the Shitty FF Movie, I’m done with Podcasting.

  • Bop

    If Asi wasn’t the first on the show the others would probably not have appeared either. And yes, I don’t agree with his 80s sentiment either.

  • CreepyThinMan

    I’d like to do another podcast but, having done the Lords of Talkbacker one, I don’t like the sound of my voice when I’m conversing. I can do a good radio announcer voice if I’m reading from a script or talking into a mike alone but talking to people in that voice makes me sound like a cunt.

    Also, in order to make it worthwhile you’d have to record for at least an hour or two just to get some good stuff. It’s easy to be funny and witty when you can plan out and edit your thoughts as I do on disqus.

    I have thought that it would be funny if me and Rose did a podcast review of a movie sometime and I acted like a fucking asshole while she countered with her lovely accent. We could call it Beauty and the Beast although she might be offended being called a beast!!!FACT!!!

  • CreepyThinMan

    No, seriously, I’ve heard of Cock In Mouth Syndrome (CIMS) but in KilliK’s case I never thought it was possible that soo many cocks could fit into one mouth!!!FACT!!!

  • Stalkeye

    *Spits out Coffee*

    LMMFAO Defuq!!
    Sir,You win the thread!

  • Tarmac492.1

    i want to check out the black and white version, too.

  • I disagree, i loved your voice when you talked live with the others in the podcast. Don’t understimate yourself in that regard.

  • “I suck at Podcasting”

    Nonsense.

  • KilliK

    agreed

  • JAGUART

    It makes them feel dirty, like they’re getting away with something.

  • Stalkeye

    Well, I do. However, you did great. “If you don’t like depressing stuff you are a Pussy”.

  • Stalkeye

    Asi loves “Memories of Murder” to the extent that it was one of his Talkbacker handles at AICN many, many Years ago. As for Type O Negative, it’s ironic that they always had songs about death because ol Petey Steele (Lead singer and Dolph Lungren lookalike) died of Heart Failure awhile back. The Funniest thing about him is that after the guy posed nude for Playgirl or whatever those rags are, most of the positive feedback came from Homosexuals. XD XD

    A depressing Film I can think of is I Saw the Devil.

    Fucking Koreans don’t mess around!

  • Depressing, yes. But a good film as well

  • I think the Fish-eating thing is more a Norwegian thing. And probably those yahoos from the northwestern coast of Finland do that too

  • Okay, that eyeball thing: was just trying to eat my breakfast. Thank you for that

  • Gotta agree with that “why do horror films have happy endings?”-sentiment

  • “Somewhere in Time” is fucking great!

  • No you do not suck at it, stop it! Get cracking on a podcast, soldier!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Sweden sounds like fun.

  • Tarmac492.1

    IKEA is a cool store. Lots of attractive women. Sadly, they always seem attached. Hate putting that shit together though.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I think Stalks is great too. He sounds like a professor. Very intelligent, but with some expletives.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Deep Impact was all sorts of lame. Looked like something made by those right wing Christian nutjobs that they only talk about on Fox News. For the record, I slant to the right, am Christian(not religious) and watch Fox News on occasion(HOT PIECES OF ASS ON THAT CHANNEL) but I still would never watch one of those unprofessional films. Although, I guess there is an audience for them. My main personal problem with growing up Catholic was this thought that masturbation and sex with people other than your wife is a bad thing. Also, any Christian that openly rages against gay marriage isnt acting very Christian in my book. Yeah, you can believe what you want–that is fine–it just seems hypocritical to me. Anyone that wants to get married is nuts!!! But yeah Deep Impact sucked. Give me Davey and Goliath any day.

  • Tarmac492.1

    It is a reason why I like foreign films. Other countries seem to be ok with killing anyone in a film off which I respect. Maybe they arent as beholden to focus groups and test screenings, or maybe the audience just takes it better. I get that people in the US might just want “escapist” entertainment” but a little realism adds to drama. That is why I hate those episodes in tv when a main character clings to the brink of death for a show or two. So boring and such lazy writing when you know 99 times out of 100 they will pull through. At least these cable shows seem to be bucking that ghastly, childish trend.

  • But we want you on a show again!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Everyone hates hearing the sound of their own voice. You did great, man. Don’t worry about it.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    “but talking to people in that voice makes me sound like a cunt.”

    No, it made you sound like a coldly rational serial killer, like Kevin Spacey in Seven. And that’s what made it cool! FACT!!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    As others have also said about themselves here, I’m definitely much more eloquent with the written word than in person.

  • TV Tropes calls that “Sophisticated As Hell”. I love that type, as i’m one myself, or rather, i aspire to.

  • Reminds me of that scene in “Airplane” where one of the passengers is watching an on-board movie that shows a plane crashing and exploding.

  • “am Christian(not religious)”

    Sorry, but that means you are not a christian. You might follow some tenants of christianity but if you are not religious then you are not christian. You are probably a deist. Many of the founding fathers were such, namely Thomas Jefferson.

    Deep Impact insults me in that i love that subject of asteroids impacting on Earth but that movie turned it into some sort of melodrama crap.
    I think the movie is pretty bad. But it’s not as bad as Armageddon. The latter is for me to perfect example of the worst movies can be. That it’s such a big expensive movie only makes it worst.

  • I wonder if they’d even screen “Airplane!” in an airplane…

  • They should!

  • Actually, the entire “Murder Ballads”-album could be thrown here. Actually, most of the man’s work could.

  • “Asi loves “Memories of Murder” to the extent that it was one of his Talkbacker handles at AICN”

    Oh you remember!

    “Fucking Koreans don’t mess around!”

    You should watch “Uninvited” (korean movie, not the american remake of “A Tale Of Two Sisters”) and “The Spider-Web Forest”, then. Those movies are relentless! Or “A Tale Of Two Sisters”, for that matter.

    And then there’s the movie “A Bittersweet Life”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, it’s quite a bittersweet movie, the title doesn’t lie. It’s also a badass kick-ass action movie.

  • It is. If you get into the vibe, you will have lots of fun. Well, i only experience Stockholm the capital, but i think it’s a good representation. I heard the city of Gotenburg is even more fun, due to the big student population.
    Stockholm is a very pretty city. I loved it a lot. I felt right at home right on arrival.

  • From the director of “Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan”.

  • Bop

    Geeez, you are on a roll today.

  • Wait, why is Dee listed as the author of this article and not Nick? I’m confused!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    These fellas are kind enough to handle this stuff for me.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Something tells me Nick Cave’s next album will be his most depressing yet.

  • So they work for you? Crafty!

  • Tarmac492.1

    I would suppose maybe I am. Thanks. Yes, Deep Impact was turrible(as Charles Barkley says). The melodrama was painful. I must confess I like Armageddon much better than Deep Impact because at least it had some spectacle. And Keith David.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Yes, sad stuff.

  • Tarmac492.1

    How would you categorize the ending of the original Dawn of the Dead. If you get passed the crazy Ken Foree karate chopping with Star Spangled music and just focus on the ending of the two survivors taking off..I would call it indifferent. Which is fine by me. Life is pretty indifferent to all of our existences.

  • Tarmac492.1

    You ever see 3-Iron? That was a weird one, but i liked it.

  • Tarmac492.1

    And I am going to rent Memories of Murder soon from Amazon to give it a go. Looks cool. Unless maybe it is on Netflix, but they usually toss the cool foreign stuff in my face because I have picked them in the past.

  • CreepyThinMan

    Most depressing movie? Requiem for a Dream. I saw that movie in a little theater in downtown Glasgow back in 2000 and it destroyed me. When I walked out of the theater I felt such a relief that the movie was over but it was also strangely life-affirming because I wasn’t any of those poor fuckers.

    I think that it’s a GREAT Horror movie because each of the characters loses something; a limb (Harry), their mind (Sara), their freedom (Tyrone) or their soul (Marion). There is such a feeling of utter hopelessness and despair. I can’t think of a single Horror movie, apart from maybe Se7en, that just cuts your cock and balls off and shoves them in your mouth the way Requiem does!!!FACT!!!

  • Actually, Nick’s the Boss of everyone here.
    XD

  • Thanks for the hint, just changed it

  • We all know Nick’s a boss.

  • Swedish women don’t have to be put together, it’s just the furniture.

  • Bittersweet then?

  • I heard of it but never saw it. The director is known in korea for making shock films. Considering that some mainstream korean movies are quite dark by american standards, i can’t even guess what i’d be up for watching “3-Iron”.

  • Really, watch it. For me it’s my fave serial killer movie TOGETHER with SEVEN and i love Seven like life itself.
    Also, Fincher admited that Memories Of Murder was extremely influential for his “Zodiac”. Even before i read that i felt i could see a bit of MOM in Zodiac. It really is that good. I fear i might be hyping it, but i love that movie immensely.

  • So you never saw the 1985’s russian (former soviet) “Come and See”, then. While nominally a war movie, it’s closer to a horror movie due to what depicts. This soviet film is set during the nazi occupation of Belarus, the region of the former Soviet Union that got the most murdered population relatively to it’s population numbers. Something like 1/5th of the entire population was murdered by the nazis, nearly 700 villages were killed to the last men, woman and children.

    I garantee you, as harsh Requiem For A Dream is, it doesn’t match the gloom depression of “Come And See”. The movie even hits you harder because the first third of the movie is a sweet story of a young naive and likable kid who is trying to join his comrads in fighting the enemy and befriends a very pretty girl and their friendship is presented as very sweet. And then the rub is sweep under the audience’s feet one hour into the story and it only gets darker and darker as the story goes one.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Netflix doesn’t have it but Hulu+ does.

  • KilliK

    what happened to Rose? i havent seen her here for a long time.

  • Tarmac492.1

    fartalicious douche juice.

  • gorgarwilleatyou1

    Sure it wasn’t the fact you were in Glasgow that had you depressed..

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Cuntsmear.

  • Don’t just wait for an online delivery, just steal the damn thing and watch it.

  • And Toby Jones killer her.

  • It still feels like a dream that i visit Stockholm. I had big expectations and they were surpassed. I loved the city immensely. I liked the locals a lot. They are not an exuberant lot, but they are generally so nice, especially the ladies. The ladies in particular are so smart. You can’t dumb down on them.

    It’s nice when one has a dream and when you have the opportunity to live it, it turns out reality is even better. Visiting Stockholm was like that. I can’t wait to revisit the city again. If things go well, net year i plan on visiting Copenhagen and then end the travel back in Stockholm again. Northern Europe rocks for me.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s a streaming service. Instant gratification!

  • Since when streaming was ever instantaneous? I have been on steamboats faster than stream.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I have cable internet. Zero complaints about speed.

  • I have cable too. My problems has never been the provider much.

  • CreepyThinMan

    I’m sure it added to my mental state being in that bleak, grey, miserable hellscape!!!FACT!!!

  • CreepyThinMan

    But is it as harsh as Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure?!?

  • CreepyThinMan

    She’s busy baking, watching Downton Abbey and knitting sweaters for her assortment of dildos. FUCK IT, I’m going to have to do a podcast as Rare English Rose myself. I’m SERIOUS, I’ll re-register with Skype and give you the REAL RER, the one that lurks under her façade of beauty, sophistication and charm. If anyone else is interested in doing this let me know. I’m thinking next Saturday afternoon when my wife is at work because she wouldn’t understand the reason why I’m talking like a British woman and already suspects that I’m a ticking time bomb of insanity!!!FACT!!!
    https://youtu.be/bd2B6SjMh_w

  • How could i know, i never saw that. But it certainly is not as depressing as Abrams Trek, that’s for sure.

  • CreepyThinMan

    ALRIGHT, IT’S ON YOU CUNTS!!! I’m back on Skype as thecreepythinman. I’ll be performing as Rare English Rose but I’ll have to get her permission first!!!FACT!!!

  • But can you master the accent?

  • CreepyThinMan

    It will be absolutely DEAD ON perfect. So much so that you wont be able to tell the difference. You see, I have to restrain myself when using my normal voice lest it be used against me in real life. But if I’m playing a character then I have plausible deniability!!!FACT!!!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Of course you never saw it. It’s a classic 80s movie.

  • KilliK

    as long as you appear in Skype, wearing your wife’s pants.

  • And by the way, just do even the idiots can understand this simple concept, “Come And See” is a SOVIET film. There are dubbed versions, but i recommend watching it in the original russian language with subtitles.

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  • Stalkeye

    Well, there’s always a few exceptions of course. (0=

  • Stalkeye

    I gotta also give it up for Anime (Japanimation) they go as far as not only kill off well liked protagonists, but there were times where either the bad guys won or the world ended up in deep Shit. I also know that an “escapist” Movie like Beneath the Planet of the Apes didn’t end all cheery like. It’s one of my favorite Movie endings because “Shit just got realz, yo”!(0:’

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tQVxMtcXAhA/hqdefault.jpg

  • KilliK

    so, another 80s movie that you approve. you’re full of surprises, mate, werent you insisting that there are no good movies in that decade?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Love me some Beneath. That was probably late 60’s or early 70’s. I think audiences could handle that shit. See the ten year old getting chomped to bits and blood shooting in the air like a fountain in JAWS. PG movie.

  • Tarmac492.1

    It is a good one. Check it out. Foreign films are also cool because it is fun to catch glimpses of other countries and cultures to see the similarities and differences. I always get a kick out of when you watch a subtitled movie and people still use an English phrase. Makes me think the world is smaller and happier for some reason. Even though that aint the truth,

  • Tarmac492.1

    lol!!!!

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    Yeah, that scene still has me and my friends chuckling everytime we bring it up.

    Oh, Lawd!

  • Stalkeye

    Zack Snyder’s ending of the remake was more Fucked up.

  • Stalkeye

    Iv’e seen A Bittersweet Life almost 10 Years ago.
    One of the first Films I have seen from my favorite Korean actor, Byung-Hun-Lee. (I Saw the devil, The Good the bad and the Weird, GI Joe, Retaliation, RED 2, Lost Planet,etc.)

  • Stalkeye

    So is Kodi and it’s “free”. (;’

  • Stalkeye

    He’s an intelligent guy no doubt, but I find his statements toward 80’s contribution to pop Culture either contradictory or him coming off a bit sanctimonious. /:

  • Stalkeye

    Well, I do. I’m better off creating Music video presentations for some of my articles than recording a discussion for broadcasting.

    Jus saying.

  • Stalkeye

    Aww, Tar!
    Thanks, me Boyo. *Sniff*
    Back then, I was also a “Therapist” to a few Ladyfriends . (;’

  • Then sing what you have to say in the podcasts.

  • Which of the two endings? The one before the end titles or the one during the end titles?

  • CGI Boss.

  • I also love that element of the influence of a country’s culture in the way a story is told. Trying to guess is paert of the fun, but also when you learn of a cultural element that brings a new light to a foreign movie you already knew.

    In my case, EVERY movie I watch is a foreign movie, my country has a vestigial film industry, though to call it that is a tremendous overstatement, the thing is on the level of artesanal where only a few lucky ones with connections can play.

  • Stalkeye

    My Wife and I saw this “Comedy Romance” Movie called “Finding a Friend for the end of the World” 2 years ago, and Man was it a downer! The scene that really got to me was everyone enjoying their last day at the Beach including infants and preteens who will never get to experience life to it’s fullest.

    Then there was that weird 70s song played during the end credits.(“This Guys in love with you.”) What was seen as a Rom-Com was nothing more than a melancholy drama in disguise. (Bummer, indeed!) Stalks no likey depressing Shit in Comedies.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I find the Scandinavian countries very interesting.

  • Stalkeye

    Ah, So you never played any of the Metal Gear games I take it? 😛

  • Stalkeye

    Both! Micheal got infected and offed himself while the survivors fled to an island and got ravaged by a horde of Zombies. ( With Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness” playing during the end credits.)

    Talk about “Out of the frying pan…”!!

  • Stalkeye

    Nick, for a Guy that hates The Walking Dead, you missed out on some real depressing episodes from the series. I would recommend that you would at least watch “The Grove” if you’re a parent of Two little girls and wasnt affected at the end, then I don’t know what to tell ya other than yous a Cold Mofo! 😛

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s troubling, my feelings towards TWD. Someday I may take another crack at it.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I was never interested in this, but one day caught the last 20 minutes on TV. I kept it on because I was curious to see if it actually had the world end. Fuck me, it did! I respected the hell out of that.

  • Now i got to watch that. I guess the trailers were misleading.

  • I know of them, never played them. My gaming experience in the last 10 years is mostly about the Europa Universalis (and it’s sister games) and the Total War series and it’s mods.

  • Swedish women are very well put together, if you get my meaning 😀 I saw things you people wouldn’t believe!

  • Diabolus Ex Machina.

  • This brilliant.

  • Stalkeye

    It was a Total mindfuck cause no one really saw that Shit coming. I gotta respect that Movie as well. (Despite being a lil’ bummed out at the end.) Ballsy!

  • Stalkeye

    Just see that episode if anything. Even though said episode is all fictional and Shit, its a downer and somewhat Heartbreaking.

  • Stalkeye

    To say in the least.

  • Stalkeye

    You’re missing out BIG TIME! The series is very smart to the point of some complaining about it being too esoteric. However, the series is as much a cinematic experience as a feature Film.

  • Stalkeye

    Yup.

  • I don’t doubt. But strategy games is how i roll.

  • I have only seen the first season so far. My new series to watch has to be VIKINGS. Unless the second season of THE KNICK shows up right about.

  • Drive to Canada and stay at CreepyThinMan’s place.

  • I’d have to be more than drunk to put anything up my ass.

  • My favourite movie, City of God, falls into the depressing lot as well, for the most part. The narrator get a mostly happy ending, but no one else does.

  • Some other depressing (to varying degrees) movies I like…

    Boy A
    Eraserhead
    The Elephant Man
    Wendy and Lucy
    Grave of the Fireflies
    The Constant Gardener
    Das Boot
    The Machinist
    A.I. Artificial Intelligence
    The Deer Hunter
    Once
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
    In the Bedroom

  • Made the list before you got to some of these lol.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Excellent film. It’s a steal on blu-ray, too.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    This is the only Alanis song I’ve ever enjoyed. Saw a great live performance on TV once.

  • I really like this song. It’s a good companion to “You Ougtta Know”. She’s always great when she goes darker.

  • If you knew portuguese, you would be surprised of how funny the movie is. Half the dialogue in that movie is pure comedy gold. But both brasilian and portuguese humour are based on puns and they get lost in translation.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    And the Last American Virgin.

  • Yeah. I hope to go visit them quite a good many times before i hit 50, while i’m still relatively young.

  • There’s a part where Zé asks this guy if he can read and the guy responds “only the pictures” that I always laugh at, but yeah I’m probably missing out on the lost in translation stuff.

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    Can’t wait for the 2nd Season of The Knick this October!

  • Stalkeye

    Well, I believe you were the second Guest on SUK and your contribution also kept the momentum going.

    Props goes to both of you!

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO@”I’m thinking next Saturday afternoon when my wife is at work because she wouldn’t understand the reason why I’m talking like a British woman and already suspects that I’m a ticking time bomb of insanity!!!FACT!!!”

    If only you actually video-recorded you doing this at home…

  • Stalkeye

    The fucker came off better than I had expected!
    Those were good times indeed.

  • Stalkeye

    Yeah, and now there’s that Nutbag Kim Davis in her place.
    She just might run for office within the Republican National Committee.
    Shit, everyone else is, so why not her? I could use a few laughs.

    Or not.

  • Tarmac492.1

    just looked that cow up on wilki she on her 4th husband. if that cunt is catholic that is a no no. although i think the Pope wants to change that. also says she was elected as a dem. they can keep her. repubs have enough nuts as it is.

  • Bop

    You are giving me too much credit, mang.

  • Stalkeye

    It’s the truth. I merely suggested that you both appear and without hesitance, you and Asi showed up at the party. And needless to say, said appearances gave the Podcast a much bigger boost. Dan, Nick and Col took it further from there of course. And more had mustered the courage to show up and due to the success of SUK, many cmae out with their own Podcasts.

    We’re all catalysts, Meng!

  • Bop

    Most depressing movie would be Seul Contre Tous if you ask me.

  • Stalkeye

    She’s not Catholic, but an Apostolic Christian. If that Cow is a Democrat, than I’m going Independent. I can’t stand people like her who use Religion as a means for her bigotry. Married 4 Times?? I wouldn’t hit that with Donald trump’s Dick. Damn there are some desperate Dudes out there!!

    Now if she looked like Marcia Gay harden in her prime, that would be another story, Boyo. (;’

  • Tarmac492.1

    she was elected as a democrat. she needs to quit her fucking job if her religious beliefs dont allow her to carry it out. have to give gunt christie some credit for telling that bitch whats up and i hate that fat bastid

  • Stalkeye

    She should resign and those Asswipe supporters have some nerve playing Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” during her release from Jail.
    I admire Chris Crispy Kreme for being outspoken but he’s not really an efficient Governor. More like a One Trick Pony Elephant.

    Kim Davis is definitely a Gunt and a very Fugly one at that.

  • It’s semi-sequle, Irreversible, is not laughing matter either.

  • Indeed!

  • Half the stuff that Lil é says is funny like hell, and the other half is him being a very scary psychopath. Part of the humour is not just what he says, but how he says, he has an inherently very funny way to deliver his lines.

    The other extremely funny scene is the gun buying scene, especialy when the gun runner shows the shotgun and calls it the “punheteira”, which if translated would mean something like “the jerking off/the masturbator” due to the pumping mechanism. I had to pause the video because i couldn’t stop laughing!

  • Ah yes, I believe that was called the hand job in the subtitles, but “the masturbator” would have been funnier and more fitting syllable wise lol.