SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-05 SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-05
Best of the Week! Bruce Jenner, Bobbi Brown, magic, WTFF?, A-hole of the week & more! SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-05

In this, the fifth week of 2015, Nick and Dan talk about Bruce (Jenny?) Jenner, Bobbi Brown, the awesomeness of magic, What the Fuck Florida?, Asshole of the Week, and more!

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Mr. Nick Nightly

Co-host of the Shut Up Kids podcast and passionate defender of sleaze, nudity and free speech. Nick is a passionate man with an insane range of knowledge in music, film, literature and pornography. With a voice smoother than a waxed vulva, he dabbles in singing and songwriting, having been involved in projects ranging from hard rock, rap, folk, and goofball self-indulgence.

  • I_am_better

    50 Shades of Sam Adams?

  • I_am_better

    50 Shades of Bruce Jenner?

  • Abe

    50 Shades of OJ?

  • Abe

    I agree with Nick 100% on junkies.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    “The Leroy”

  • CreepyThinMan

    Anyone watch the first episode of FATSHITFUCK’s trainwreck? Yep, that 128K sure is going to good use. Lardass sitting in front of a desk, having a Skype conversation with Danny Boyle with someone making Boilers mouth open and close. Minus Kickstarters 5% cut, that leave fatboy 121600. Divide that by 6 episodes and that’s $20266 that is supposedly spent on each episode. BULLSHIT!!! And did anyone notice how many fucking sponsors he had at the beginning? I seriously doubt that this piece of shit put a single fucking penny of the Kickstarter money into this shit. I seriously hope that the IRS is investigating this fucking scumbag!!!FACT!!!

  • I_am_better

    I’ll wait for the eventual RiffTracks version of it

  • I_am_better
  • CreepyThinMan

    FAPFAPFAPFAP!!!FACT!!!

  • Abe

    I didn’t watch Season 1 on Nerdist. I see no reason to watch Season..1..on PBS.

  • I_am_better

    You should change it to “What The Fuck, USA?!!?”

  • Bop

    Let’s rock.

  • Bop

    It’s unbelieve that that fat motherfucker is getting away with it.
    Not to mention that he got some funds because he is “disabled”?
    The guy has the determination of a 5 year old child, otherwise he would get rid of those tons of lard.

  • Bop

    I don’t even know who the fuck Bruce Jenner is, nor do I want to know.

  • Bop

    Shit, gotta go.

  • Richard James

    I think Bruce Jenner should change his name to Raymond Luxuryacht.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    How is it pronounced?

  • Richard James

    Throatwobbler Mangrove.

  • Richard James

    The Hebrew scholar Josephus documented in The
    Testimonium Flavianum, Christ’s consumption of infant male’s foreskin.

  • Dee

    When I was 9, I went to a skiing school in winter. Our teacher was some kind of ski champion. Apparently he he had been a woman before.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    You cover 2/3 of our podcast in that anecdote.

  • Dee

    yeah weird coincidence

  • Dee

    Magic is cool if it’s not the same card trick over and over. The guy with the mask was a joke, but I also had to watch it. A friend of mine, who is magician, told me that he did not spoil any tricks that were very special or unknown.

  • RJD

    its jenner transformer week @thesupernaughts

  • RJD

    hes a great american , olympic hero

    respect

  • Conspiracyin559

    I remember how he basically said you’ll see the money on the screen, new this, better that. It’s the SAME FUCKING SHOW…the SAME FUCKING SET!

    $20K+ per episode for a 2 camera set up in a set that preexisted?

    I’d love to see the financial breakdown of this mess.

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO

    “Kuntye” is at it again!

  • Stalkeye
  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I love how Beck called him back up. Its good to see he still has his sense of humor.

    I didn’t care much for that album (the Grammys, even less), but as a 20+ year Beck fan, I’m glad to see him win. Well deserved.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Have you forgotten what catering costs are like?

  • CreepyThinMan

    Someone needs to punch this piece of shit in the fucking face!!!FACT!!!

  • Stalkeye

    I would gladly volenteer, then Fuck his wife afterwards.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Nick and I will be interviewing Tom Noonan today for our MANHUNTER episode. Should be swell.

  • Stalkeye

    I watched some of the Grammys with the Missus last night, and it was the same crap that is to be expected. However, Annie Lennox Fucking Killed!!
    That Domestic Abuse PSA from my Boy ‘bama and Katy Perry’s song was weak. #its on us?? No, how about “#NosecondchanceAsshole”?
    No Woman in their right mind, who is abused should tolerate that shit the minute a Motherfucker lays his hands on her.

    Sam Smith won a few awards and good for him. Any White British Guy who could fool listeners into thinking that he was a Black recording Artist deserves props. (Not a fan of his music, though. and Rick Ashley was the first!)

    Never cared for Beck, but i loved his “Loser” video back in the day.

  • Stalkeye

    Tom Noonan’s most notable role IMO was Cain from Robocop 2!

    “Jesus had days like this”!

  • Stalkeye

    Wow! This was a packed episode. (I don’t know where to begin.)

    Leroy Floyd should also be contender for “Asshole of the Week” and it’s Bullshit abusive rituals like Female circumcision, that shit that the Creepy Hasidim community is known for, (That’s right, I said it! That’s just another odd religious Cult as far as i can see.) Anti Abortion fanatical activists/Politicians demonstrates that there are plenty of Assholes in the World.

    And I (still) stand uncorrected.

    America may have stepped up a bit by having a Black President, but there is a shitload of ignorance coming from certain individuals by being very disrespectful to him than Bush, who got us into a huge quagmire from Iraq to the great recession that Obama has gotten us out of. “Yeah, ‘murica, show your Stupidity to the World,why don’tcha”?

    As for Junkies? Fuck ’em!
    There are people who suffer from cancer and other terminal illness who would LOVE to trade places with someone who is Healthier. (I never understood the incarceration for those who would see marijuana, yet Alcohol and Cigarettes are legal??) But heroin and Cocaine Dealers; Lock their asses up if not provide some sort of intervention. (i.e. Job trainging in order to make a decent buck via legal means.)

  • Stalkeye

    Penn & teller was on top of their game back then.
    And i was also a Fan of Copperfield He never looked “gay” to me, unlike Bruce Jenner. It’s funny that Scientists/Doctors can’t find a cure for cancer, yet they have the technology to turn some dude into a “Woman”. I heard that “Jenny’ was texting while driving. #Asshole Vagina of the Month.

    I gotta question their priorities at times.

    My Wife suspects foul play was involved, as far a Bobby Christina is concerned. Her boyfriend and some other douche was hauled in for questioning. The plot gets thicker!
    She wasn’t so bad looking despite the Tooth Gap. I’d Hit it!

  • Stalkeye

    Dan and Nick discussing uncomfortable topics such as Racism? Fucking GOLD! LMMFAO
    Could it be just another Stereotype that all Black Guys are “packin”? I dunno and personally, I can only speak for myself. (Has Irish blood as well, but don’t suffer from the “Irish Curse”.)

    Danny, you dated a Sista (Misandra lookalike? Dayummm!) once, ergo so much for that theory of insecurities.

    You go, Boy! (0;’

  • Stalkeye

    Can’t say I blame ya.

  • Stalkeye

    Thank you.

  • Stalkeye

    Make that Movie instead of the Shit that’s coming out this Week!

  • Stalkeye

    Best flavored beer IMO: Shock Top
    Worst flavored Beer: Bud Light margarita! (Panther Piss!!)

    Best beer related comment/reaction; “Chocolate Beer? Fuck that shit”!

    -Col Tighfighter Talkbacker February 2014

    (:’

  • Stalkeye

    Now that’s what I would call, a Supergirl!

  • Abe

    In the end there can be only one.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Yeah, I didn’t want to bring that up but yes, she had a few black boyfriends before me and I never thought twice about anything. Well, I guess it was weird that her previous boyfriend owned the apartment we lived in … but that’s a different story.

  • Stalkeye

    I thought it was the perfect opportunity to dispel those rumors of White men being hesitant of being with women who once hooked up with Black guys because of this silly notion/theory.
    Too much insecurity and as the Ladies would say,; “it aint necessarily about the size, but how ya work it”! LOL

    Be proud of your past relationship because not only did you overlook Race/Color, but your Ex sounds like a real Beautiful woman……well, that Ex Boyfriend scenario sounds like Soap Opera material or a Stalker film.
    *cringes*

  • CoolHandJuke

    Abs turn me off, but I just need everything above them…

  • Stalkeye

    And below?

  • CoolHandJuke

    Did I stutter?

  • Stalkeye

    Ok, Killik.

  • I don’t get the black guy thing. Never even thought of it before. I mean yeah I’ve heard of the chicks dig the bigger stick thing and all, but never said to myself or thought anyone would say “well, can’t bang her now, that gross whore.”

  • Los benatos

    Lol at breweries making their beers 6 months too soon!

  • Los benatos

    I really like “que onde guero” by back