SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-04 SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-04
In this, the fourth week of 2015, Nick and Dan talk about Ghostbusters 3 casting, Benedict Cumberbatch’s face, What the Fuck Florida?, Asshole of... SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-04

In this, the fourth week of 2015, Nick and Dan talk about Ghostbusters 3 casting, Benedict Cumberbatch’s face, What the Fuck Florida?, Asshole of the Week, and more!

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Mr. Nick Nightly

Co-host of the Shut Up Kids podcast and passionate defender of sleaze, nudity and free speech. Nick is a passionate man with an insane range of knowledge in music, film, literature and pornography. With a voice smoother than a waxed vulva, he dabbles in singing and songwriting, having been involved in projects ranging from hard rock, rap, folk, and goofball self-indulgence.

  • Abe

    I just can’t ever get into IPAs.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Most people I know don’t. My wife and father-in-law can so works out for me!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’ve never had one.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Really hoppy and often considered to be very bitter. I love them.

  • Abe

    I like Nick’s cast better of course, but it would still be such a marketing gimmick. This time it’s the lady’s turn. Pathetic.

  • Abe

    Sounds like a good cinematic universe!

  • Abe

    Considered to be bitter? I guess Sour Patches are considered to be sour.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Only the good IPAs are bitter. There are plenty out there that are ho hum and more like a slightly hoppier lager.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I don’t see why they can’t just mix it up.

  • Abe

    I don’t see either. You’d think picking the funniest people you could find to make a comedy would trump all other bs

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Also, “equality” would be men and women working together on the same level. Or do I have the definition all wrong?

  • Abe

    Your privilege is showing! Men wrote the dictionary so of course you can’t use it. You have to use your feelings in all things.

  • Abe

    Benedict says horseless carriage.

  • Abe

    Megan is a keeper.

  • Mr Nick Nightly
  • Abe

    That would explain the cost at Starbucks.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I only have one thing to say: THE LAST FUCKING DRAGON.

  • CreepyThinMan
  • I_am_better

    Beer of the Week!

  • I_am_better
  • I_am_better
  • I_am_better

    Well, who wouldn’t enjoy “Snakes on a Plane”?

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    The people on the plane?

  • I_am_better

    Well, yeah. But as a movie it’s a guilty pleasure of the highest order

  • I_am_better

    Florida…. These stories don’t cease to amaze me

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I must admit I’m still interested. It’s still “Ghostbusters,” even if I do hate the cast and director.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Fuck, just look at how she jiggles. I want to nibble on that jiggle.

    And then CUM ALL OVER THIS FUCKING ANIMAL.

  • Dee

    Don’t care for GB as well. Too little, too late. Paul Feig is a hack.

  • Dee
  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Prettier than Linda Hamilton.

  • Dee
  • Dee

    Never drank anything at Starbucks. Phew!

  • CreepyThinMan
  • CreepyThinMan

    It also has a GREAT theme song!!!FACT!!!
    http://youtu.be/p-ZwQ59jC_Y

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s shit coffee, anyway.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Ha! I always thought she was toilet ring ugly.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Hey, she’s ugly!

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Nope. Dunkin Donuts is shit coffee.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    You only think that because it lacks the effeminate sensibilities of Starbucks.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    No, I think that because it tastes like they made coffee a week prior, pissed in it for a week, then put it into a carafe to burn for a few hours.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Whereas Starbucks has no flavor at all.

  • Nicer tits too.

  • RJD

    Have we fired him from strange yet fir being racists ?

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Wrong. Apparently it tastes like semen.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It is quite a flavor!

  • ErnestRister

    Better than the end credits song for Big Hero 6.

  • ErnestRister
  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That’s the only bad thing about the movie.

  • Bop

    That’s not hard.

  • Bop

    Finally listening and waiting to win an ebay auction.

  • Bop

    What is root beer? I sometimes hear that in movies.

  • Bop

    Don’t tell me you guys like Heineken.

  • Bop

    Why are there so few funny women?

  • Bop

    The way Hollywood is these days I don’t think they will be able to capture the spirit of Ghostbusters again.

  • Bop

    Driving a car and shaving her pussy at the same time? WTF?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Root beer is awesome. It’s a flavor of soda that apparently has the flavor of the sassafras tree. I know that doesn’t sound appealing, but it’s a unique taste, sweet and candy-like, though sometimes quite sharp.

  • Bop

    So no alcohol there?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    No, though supposedly there are alcoholic versions that I’ve never seen. Back when spending $100 a night at the bar was part of my life, we used to do shots called Depth Chargers where you drop a shotglass full of root beer schnapps into a full mug of beer and down the entire thing. It tasted just like root beer and would fuck your ass up.

  • Bop

    The emptier the brain is of facts the easier it is to fill with nonsense seems to apply to Florida.

  • Bop

    I just read this while you burped in the podcast, ha ha.

    Root beer seems very interesting.

  • Bop

    Ebay sucks.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Nope! I can drink it, but never choose it. I’m not really a big fan of beer. I like whiskey.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Thank you! She looks like a masculine Steven Tyler.

  • Bop

    What do you think of Johnny Walker Blue Label?

  • Bop

    He, he,so you are saying that she is more man than Steven Tyler will ever be?

  • Abe

    Because women never had to make men laugh for sex.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    BOOM!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I don’t want to go so far as to say that “women aren’t funny,” because there are women that make me laugh. But not enough. For me, I just don’t enjoy seeing women act like a baffoon, which can be a big part of comedy. I’m turned off by goofball behavior from a woman, whether I’m attracted to her or not. I don’t think they “shouldn’t” act that way or try to be funny – Keep it up, ladies! – but I don’t have to like it.

    Even the non-goofy comediennes rarely make me laugh. But I don’t blame women because, frankly, there aren’t many men who make me laugh, either.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’ve never had it.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Well, yeah! Though Steven Tyler was once a pretty bad ass frontman.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Here’s a place in the UK that sells American drinks and food and shit. Here’s the root beer page. I recommend Sioux City, Barq’s, and IBC.
    http://m.americansoda.co.uk/category/3136

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Baskin Robbins makes a fantastic Ice Coffee (Cappy Blast)
    .

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Extremely overrated. He totally hit an unredeemable wall with the scat Jazz. bull shoot.

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Dan I have to agree with you (*Mark it in the books). Ghostbusters is a stupid concept that only worked because the right people were attached and it was THEIR time. A new Ghostbusters movie in general is a bad idea but an all female cast is just a shit sandwich.

  • HEYMYDAVE

    ^ This guy likes SNAKES ON A PLANE

  • HEYMYDAVE

    The only thing worse than an all female Ghostbusters cast is a intramural cast. AWFUL!

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Betecout Cumpbath ? Who even is that? I think he was using the term colored in regards to all people of color and not just African Americans or African Britonians.

  • Bop

    Thanks for the tip.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Looking at the location of your caret, I’m not sure which one of us you are referring to.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    No, he stated Idris Elba and David Oyelowo as examples.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’ll agree with them being overrated, but up until 1976 they were a beast of a band.

  • Ghostbusters 3 cast is shit and fuck this pile of shit, fuck.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Seriously, Puck, thank you for this. I’m his biggest fan. Now it’s time for a little Kryptonian sashay.

  • I’m gonna watch it after I finish this podcast.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Did you get to see him in women’s clothing?

  • No, the site was down! Link again?

  • Mine thinks he’s hideous too.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I just checked and they removed the review!! This is the top he was wearing and raving about.

  • I wish I had some slaves. Nationality/race doesn’t matter, I just need people to do my bidding without pay.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Hell yeah, I’ll take white slaves.

  • Hahahaha. Oh well, at least we’ll always have this.

  • lol this guy is fucked

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Fuck, this guy is a treasure.

  • Starbucks coffee sucks. The specialty drinks are good, but the straightup coffee is fucking awful.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Their lady-coffees are decent but that ain’t coffee. I want muddy Folgers – BLACK SILK, no milk, no sugar. Just heat and purpose.

  • Love that rustic scent.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    His own comment on this video:

    “this is me walking like a runway model in
    a red satin slip and a pair of stilettos
    the inspiration came from a catfood commercial
    where Christina Hendrix sashayed along the hallway”

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Those are called children.

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    Word up, man my list of catch ups is growing exponentially.

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Maybe if they asked him to provide another example he would have said George Lopez or Sting.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    YOU GOT THIS

  • I_am_better

    But how do you really feel about it, Puck?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Hey now, I didn’t mention sex.

  • HEYMYDAVE

    No, I meat you. …and I’m glad you have you’re own opinions lol. The opinion that Snakes On A Plane is watchable is definiatly your own.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Wait a minute, shouldn’t he be wearing a dress in this review?

  • Mr Nick Nightly
  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Well since he was on a show hosted by a black man who is involved in black activism and they were talking about black actors and naming black actors, I think it’s safe to assume the “coloreds” were black.

  • Disappointed as he seems to be OK with the casting until seeing a finished product or whatever. His rational mind confuses me!

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    Where is Frankie Smalls? Someone please feature this guy on podcast or preferably a videocast. I’m fascinated.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I hate everything about it so far but I am going to see it anyway. I’m a cynical optimist.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I was just thinking how I’d love to have him on.

  • I’ll watch it but it’s really gonna have to nail the first 5 minutes or so for me to not immediately go into hate watch mode.

  • HEYMYDAVE

    It’s never safe to assume unless the assumption is that Clerk’s 3 will suck a fat dick.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Duuuude, get him on. STAT! This guy is Howard Stern wackpack worthy.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Absolutely. I’m ready for the scene of McCarthy struggling to get her proton pack on. Mark my words, that uninspired gag will be there.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I want to discuss his love for Ghostbusters and cross dressing. GOLD.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That’s an easy assumption to make since everything Smith does is horrible.

  • HEYMYDAVE

    I didn’t hate Red State.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Lol. I remember his Clapper review on TB, which was odd to say the least, so too was his avatar he used on there, which if I’m not mistaken was him posing in a dress like that review thing he did not long ago I saw. Dude is out there, and to see him in that Ghostbusters reboot video, he’s clearly made to be featured in media.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I didn’t hate it, but felt nothing.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    This guy could gain a huge following with proper management.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Dust off that managerial suit and turn him into the next crossdressing Elvis.

  • He’s definitely better on video than in writing.

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Well, “Didn’t Hate” is the best I can do for Kevin Smith. All his movies are single use, like toilet paper.

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    I’m gonna’ find that avatar.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Best comment: “This is why I don’t come here anymore.”

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Jay Mewes used to live in an apartment behind mine and my dog once tried to kill his puppy. That was funny.

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  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Look at that hunk of ladyboy!

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    This is from his review of ISIS. lol

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wk-wmZZj9CI/hqdefault.jpg

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    He fucking reviewed ISIS!?

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    One more, because I’m losing the will to live.

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DZPgD3E4cNk/hqdefault.jpg

  • HEYMYDAVE

    Thats dude looks like the crack whore chick that was hole up in that hotel room with Jesse when he needed to have the cops arrest him to create and alibi on Breaking Bad. Jay and Silent Blob are both stupid characters.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Lol, I have no idea, but dat outfit, it screams to me, fundamental terrorism.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    This was around the time that Mallrats was released and he was the most popular junkie in town. He was always spotted on the corner near his house, sitting on the curb, all fucked up, reading comics.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    True! I assumed the outfit coincided.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD!

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    lol

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Hahahahahaahaaha

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Is Frankie on Twitter?

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Did anyone read the video description of the video Puck Prop posted earlier?

    this is me walking like a runway model in a red satin slip and a pair of stilettos
    the inspiration came from a catfood commercial

    From this AMAZING video!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    He sure is.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Oh boy, be a pal and link me up lol.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    FRANKIE! FRANKIE! FRANKIE!

  • Classic.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    @frankiesmales

  • OMG

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    He’s about to break the internet.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    As well as splitting my sides.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Damn, he even nailed Jack’s British accent.

  • He’s a chameleon. Even the stutter is gone.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    LMFAO!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    In his defense, speaking while reading is fucking hard!

  • OK, this is probably his best work. A 30+ minute workout video. His talent knows no bounds.

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    I’m tweeting the shit out of this guy, man if only I’d have known he was this ‘interesting’ back in ye olde days of lore!

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    (0_o) !!!!!!

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Omfg, I will get nothing productive done today now. @mr_nick_nightly:disqus @shutupkidspodcast:disqus. Frankie Smales, is a goldmine just waiting to be tapped into.

    He needs a platform, please for the love of god, give it to him lol.

  • I keep figuring it’s worthwhile to let him post stuff on Talkbacker again but then I remember how painful it is to be constantly editing his written stuff and can’t bring myself to do it.

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  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Frankie’s my dirty little bitch!

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  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’m not sure how Dan feels about hosting a freak show, but I think it’s a magnificent idea. I will soon be attempting to get Pastor David Manning on as a guest because he’s another kook that I love.

    If that’s not what Dan’s into, then maybe I can start something like Scott’s Imaginarium, where I talk to the most fucked up people I can find. Tell me you don’t want that!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    His tits are better than Sigourney’s.

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  • Yes, side show preferred. One on ones with the nuttiest nuts you can find.

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    I wish he’d commit to a full on weaver wig.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Damn, many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    For years I’ve always talked with the nuts walking around. They are hilarious and fascinating people.

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    It’s always good to have crazy once in a while, front and centre, no holds barred, just absolute batshit lunacy, and just roll with it.

    Not only would I want that, I’d re-mortgage my house to make it happen. That needs to happen. Seriously.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    The wheels are turning….

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Make it so!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I think I’d be good at it. I have no intentions on setting anyone up for humiliation, nor will I degrade or insult anyone. I’ll have some probing, personal questions, sure, whatever is revealed is up to them. I want to be simply, a showcase for their quirks and overall nuttiness. I am genuinely interested in getting inside the head of these people.

  • I’ve only spoken to a few and they’re probably much tamer than those you’ve encountered. Just the occasional local town drunk and homeless person.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Exactly, the main thing is to treat them normally, and go into why they do what they do and act the way they do, while it may appear strange to average people, to them it’s normal.

    I guess the perfect word is ‘fascinating.’

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Frankie would have to be first. My second is someone who I think I could nab. These things would probably be far and few in between since finding lunatics who are willing to be interviewed on the internet isn’t the easiest task.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    This is true, but when you do, you know it’s going to be interesting. You know where would be a great place to start? The actual wackpack of Howard Stern, they’d be easy to nab, they’re shameless self promoters, and they’re batshit crazy.

    That dude Bigfoot would be a blast, but regardless, this has already become my most anticipated show.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Man, Elliot Offen would be amazing. He hasn’t had any part of the Stern show for years. I once paid him $20 to leave a message on my brother’s cell phone. My brother ended up answering his phone and talking to him for a half hour!

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    Lol, does he still run 20 miles a day in a leotard? Man that dude was something else.

    Lmao, that must have been some damn call, yeah this needs to happen man. It’s too good an idea not to.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Fuck it, man. I want to. Dan’s got his bad ass Game of Thrones podcast, and I want a freak show.

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    Fuck yeah! This is one of those moments where you hear an idea and you know it’s just gotten win written all over it.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zNNmYovRoJc/U7GqF7neifI/AAAAAAAARpo/IgcsQ0NJmTk/s1600/jeremiah+johnson+gif.gif

  • After you do a couple people will find people to recommend. Shouldn’t be too hard to nab some of them.

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Yeah this is true, listeners will source the guests they want, it’s win fucking win.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    The support from both of you gentleman is most appreciated. This is one of those things where it’s like, “Well, yeah, this is EXACTLY the show I want to hear. But how about others?”

  • [email protected] [email protected]

    Trust me, even if people initially don’t think they want it, they soon will when they realise what it could be. You have my full support, I can’t imagine anyone wouldn’t want this either.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    An old favorite! I’m glad to see this guy is still going strong! HE’S ON THE LIST!

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Though I may not do the Game of Thrones podcast anymore, you have my blessing to do this show. I would listen and we can promote it on SUK. Let me know if I can help in anyway. And if not, well, fuck you then.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    HAHA! I didn’t think you’d mind, but naturally I was going to run it by you out of loyalty and respect. It wouldn’t even be close to a weekly thing as SUK will always be top priority with my limited time.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS. Seriously, when the fuck did he crack?

  • Sometime around 2009 it seems. Hiding out in Canada somewhere since 2010.

  • I somehow missed this article. Good reading for later I suspect. http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2011/01/quaid-201101

  • CreepyThinMan

  • Stalkeye

    Crazy ass Episode, I tells ya!

    (“Available on itunes”? Not until Today! What’s with the hold up SUKers?!?)

    Benedick Cumbersnatch may or may not be a Racist, but comments like “Colored” confirms that he’s an Erratic, insensitive Son of a bitch! Yeah, “Benny”, kiss your role as Doctor Strange goodbye. And even if he still lands the part, this “colored” Guy won’t spend a cent on that movie. Fuck him! And yes, he’s Fugly as i have always said.

    (Not a hater, cause I’m much better looking than he is. :P)

  • Stalkeye

    JEEBSUS, Whatdefuck, Meng?!!?
    I heard of getting in touch with your “feminine” side, but this Fucker is taking it to a whole new level!!

  • Stalkeye

    Yes, get that typical contradiction zealot on your show.
    When I was attending church as a Kid, there were plenty of Anti Gay preaching, (and don’t let me get started on the AIDS finger pointing.)
    what’s disturbing is when you have persecuted groups coming down on others who have been persecuted. (Blacks, Gays, Women, even the Irish.) Well that’s Humanity for ya.

    “Most people are Assholes”

    -Creepythinman

  • Stalkeye

    BLEEEERRRRGGG!!!!
    I always knew that he was 2 sandwiches short of a Picnic, but WTF!

  • Stalkeye

    The Florida Solution, Ladies and Gentlemen.

    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1474222/atomic-bomb-o.gif

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I never cared for Cumberbatch. This incident didn’t help.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Hell yes.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    And Tavis Smiley defending him was a bit odd. But I guess you need to sell your show.

  • Stalkeye

    That idiot! I don’t think someone like “Big Al” (Sharpton) should come out with some protest, but Benny is very out-of-touch.
    I don’t even like the term; “African-American” because most Blacks are descendants of various races aside from Africa. and BTW Africans look down on so called “African Americans’. yet they can’t keep their Shit in check. (“Boko Raton” anyone???) *Steps off soapbox*

    I’m content just being called Black or even a “Thin Lizzy” as Dece would say. LOL

  • Stalkeye

    Nikolai, so far this is my favorite BOTW episode.
    And I haven’t even finished with my comments of what i have heard.

    To be continued!!
    Great job, Guys!!

  • Stalkeye

    Female Ghostbusters? Well, as long as Melissa McCarthy plays the Stay Puff Marshmallow Woman, I’m in! Ok, enuff fat shaming jokes because Jim Belushi wasn’t no beanpole either, but he was damn Funny!!

    As for Rebel Wilson, Cute face, but if i were to pork her, (no pun intended.) that would be a secret i would have to take to my Grave. Jus sayin.

    http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/4ykcih_b/36073794/137074/137074_original.jpg

  • Stalkeye

    AIP remaking films from their Catalog sounds like a great idea.

    However, I’m not crazy about the selected projects. If anything, this Motherfucker so desperately needs a (better)Reboot!

    http://wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-i/incredible_melting_man_poster_02.jpg

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Fuck yeah!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    If she dropped 25 lbs I might be down.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Fuck man, calling yourself “black” was empowering during the civil rights movement! It’s strong, demands respect, and allowed the oppressed to take ownership of their own damn selves, whitey be damned!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Thank you! It means a fucking lot!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I really want that asshole on. I want to let him say all kinds of crazy shit and then tell him what I think of him.

  • Stalkeye

    He’s one of the many examples of Pastors who are self hating “Undercover Brothas” . The way you told that story, had me laughing hysterically.
    “Tastes like Semen” BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Worthy of Asshole of the Week. (Good call!)

  • Stalkeye

    Incredible Melting Man was a brilliant concept, but what pissed me off was how Campy it became after finally watching it via Home video. I thought that a Director like Paul Verhooven would be a good choice for a Reboot. Rick Baker’s best work in my opinion.
    (Fucking scared the SHIT outta me as a Kid!)

  • Stalkeye

    Damn Skippy, Nicky!
    LMMFAO “Say it Loud”!!

  • Stalkeye

    Shaving your Pussy behind the Wheel? WTF!
    And while we’re on the subject of Dumbass Women Drivers….http://nypost.com/2015/02/04/mother-of-3-was-driver-who-caused-deadly-metro-north-crash/

  • Stalkeye

    Quick, Nick!
    We need a song Pardoy about CUMbersnatch’s Fugly Mug!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That’s a solid idea!!!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I hate this stupid fucking bitch!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That was awesome. I never saw this but always thought it looked funny. Have you seen “Pootie Tang?” That shit kills me.

  • Stalkeye
  • ErnestRister

    Katharine Hepburn? Bringing Up Baby and The Philadelphia Story FTW!

  • ErnestRister

    Did you win?

  • Stalkeye

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    This is great. That last pic was me when I first heard about it.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Oh man, I remember this dumb cunt.

    When I was 17 I once ended up driving north in the southbound lane of the Garden State Parkway. Luckily it was almost 4am and there was no one else on the road. I made a k-turn in the middle of the parkway and was on my way.

    You’re probably wondering how that happened. Honestly, I’m really not sure. Chalk it up to being in an unfamiliar area and smoking 3 blunts before getting in the car.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    On second thought, make that 40-50 lbs and I might be down.

  • Stalkeye

    Those two are my adorable Godbrats BTW. (0=

  • Stalkeye

    You’re very fortunate that you weren’t in a accident especially when it comes to taking your life as well as others.
    Although i am for the legalization of “Trees”, I would never condone smoking or especially drinking behind the Wheel.

    Don’t mean to preach, but I get pissed off whenever i hear that a Child is killed behind shit like that. Some Fucker decapitated a Girl because he was driving drunk and his ass is prolly someone’s Bitch and rightfully so.

    And now, here’s a lil song to go with the Morale of the story..

  • Stalkeye

    Yup, 50 is about right. Jeebsus, WTF!!
    OK, if you were stranded on a remote Island..
    ..you know where I’m going with this. BUAHAHAHAH!
    Her or Lena Dumbham?

    I know, I’m such a Sadistic SOB. (0:<

  • Stalkeye

    never got the chance to see Pootie Tang since i heard so many bad things about it.
    Rock is amazing when it comes to Stand up, but movies???
    Aw, Hell Naw!!

    I heard Top 45 or something like that was actually good.

  • Bop

    Unfortunately not. It went for almost twice the street price and I thought :”Fuck that shit. I don’t need it that badly.”

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Cuties!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    No question, Rebel wins that one. At least she seems down-to-Earth. Also, she looks goddamn hot compared to Lena Dunham.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I always heard the same about Pootie Tang. Watched it for the first time about a year or two ago and fell in love immediately. It’s really goddamn funny, and is sort of a “feel good” movie.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    And it was actually Louie CK who wrote and directed Pootie Tang.

  • Stalkeye

    SOLD, Mothertrucker!