SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-03 SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-03
In this, the third week of 2015, Nick and Dan talk about Simon Pegg writing the next Star Trek film, a “super group” that can... SUK’s Best of the Week: 2015-03

In this, the third week of 2015, Nick and Dan talk about Simon Pegg writing the next Star Trek film, a “super group” that can go fuck itself, foot sex toys, What the Fuck Florida?, Asshole(s) of the Week, and more!

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Mr. Nick Nightly

Co-host of the Shut Up Kids podcast and passionate defender of sleaze, nudity and free speech. Nick is a passionate man with an insane range of knowledge in music, film, literature and pornography. With a voice smoother than a waxed vulva, he dabbles in singing and songwriting, having been involved in projects ranging from hard rock, rap, folk, and goofball self-indulgence.

  • RJD

    Sweet. Listening and driving may cause you to rub over a mail box. Who do I sue

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    The Supernaughts
    c/o Slate Fistcrunch
    123 Gofuckyoself Lane
    Cockblaster, Kansas

  • RJD

    No zip code !

    No jury would award it to me just because I.Laughed so hard

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Cockblaster, Kansas has no zip code. They refuse to acknowledge the existence of the U.S. postal service. They use an underground system of passing letters around from person to person in secret dropboxes marked with a red trumpet.

  • Abe

    The SN home office is now located in Austria.

  • Abe

    Do you even lift? Biggest laugh I’ve had in days.

  • Abe

    70 bucks for a BJ machine? Sold

  • Abe

    Most WTF Florida ever.

  • Alright. Lets hear what the fuss is about.

  • Liking the intro.

  • I’m already fucking listening …..

  • Simon Pegg is a good writer. I think he might surprise us.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy was not a comedy……….. I don’t think Pegg will be writing a comedy. Low expectations are a good thing. Thats my pick up line.

  • Stephen Collins FTW

  • Star Trek TMP etc

  • Abe

    Seventh Heaven and avid reader of Lolita.

  • Abe

    I’d agree with that. I’m curious what Pegg can do.

  • Watch Plinketts reviews of TNG movies .

  • Art of anarchy got a lot of airtime here. Now i have to check it out.

  • Dee

    The only magic GotG had was BO magic.

  • I saw a picture of that footpussy on Real Time. Thats all i have to say.

  • Dee

    Quinto could not even play Sybok.

  • Dee

    that’s. just. creepy.

  • i read a story on Vice. It fucking works. Noisy though .

  • Dee
  • I was sure the prison scandal would have been the WTF Florida this week……

  • Dee

    Weiland already was in a wonderful supergroup, Velvet Revolver. That was great.
    ………..kidding

  • Dee

    “Art of Anarchy” is an okay name if you’re 16.

  • Dee

    ah you name it

  • Dee

    ah you say it

  • Dee

    Another bit from the Art of Anarchy press release: “Rock was never dead – just dormant – and Art of Anarchy is planning to wake it up. They’ll break all the rules and leave you wanting more Anarchy!”

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Who the fuck wrote that shit?

  • Dee

    I don’t know. Maybe a 40 year old dude in his party basement.

  • I don´t know about these Egyptian dictators. Fuck em.

  • Dee

    ey, I know what a labia minora is

  • Lets wrap it up in style !!

  • Dee

    Wow, it’s like a Rock revolution in my ear!

  • Try to get Scott Weiland on the show !!

  • Dee

    Greedo?

  • Dee

    Full Moon!!!

  • Dee

    Can you get Bill Clinton?

  • I_am_better

    Primus/or was it just Les Claypool song to open with? FUK YEAH!!!

  • I_am_better

    “Spinning Headlines” is the same – stuff that everybody knows, but now written by me

  • I_am_better

    Feeling all divine after tasting Sweet Baby Jesus, eh…?

  • I_am_better

    Simon Pegg is not just a comedy writer. There was a lot of pretty heavy stuff in “The World’s End”, you know

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That was a pretty shitty movie.

  • I_am_better

    Apples and oranges, mang

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It was Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    So fucking shitty.

  • I_am_better

    All Les’s projects sound like Les. Only the names change, lol.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    This makes me hard.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I used to like Pegg. For some reason I have a hard time watching him these days.

  • I_am_better

    “from Guns’n Roses”. That’s like half the musicians working nowadays, i think. It was a revolving door during the Great 20-year Chinese Democracy sessions

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I saw them at Madison Square Garden in 2002 when Buckethead, Brian Demantia, and Robin Finke were still with them. It was excellent and now I’m done.

  • I_am_better

    Axl looks like Meat Loaf nowadays—-
    http://www.thegauntlet.com/pics/axlrose-cananda.jpg

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I wish he still rocked those little spandex shorts.

  • I_am_better

    …aaaaand now I want that picture outta my head

  • I_am_better

    I Googled “Vajankle”. And now I wish I didn’t

  • I_am_better

    What’s next? They’re gonna come up with something that looks like a clenched hand? For the neo-helpless generation. How’s that for irony?

  • Dee

    you know the saying about the left hand

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It exists:

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    A blowjob of the month service. You can gift it to friends for Christmas. A new girl / blowjob each month with some kind of monthly theme. The 4th of July one is fireworks (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

  • I_am_better

    Hey – I’m left handed….!

  • I_am_better

    That Florida story is a total Lebowski-sequel in the writing

  • I_am_better

    Well, of course

  • I_am_better
  • I_am_better
  • Abe

    I think that already exists.

    http://newjersey.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

  • Abe

    I think we found a prize for a Supernaught contest.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    “The only magic GotG had was BO magic.” – Yeah, because it fucking stinks!

  • Conspiracyin559

    Where is the Nobel prize for this? Robotic legs for the disabled? Fuck that…This is far more important.

  • I_am_better

    And hey – Band and Empire Pictures were the ones who gave our Finnish boy Renny Harlin his first break with “Prison”, goddammit

  • CreepyThinMan

    Fucking Hell!!!FACT!!!

  • CreepyThinMan
  • I_am_better

    Maybe it’d work as that “Jesus”-spinoff

  • CreepyThinMan

    Not a fan of Band but without him we wouldn’t have had MEDIA Home Entertainment and Re-Animator!!!FACT!!!

  • coolhandjuke

    I haven’t listened yet, but run, fat boy, run was an OK movie. Gonna cut myself until I fall asleep…

  • ErnestRister

    Where the fuck is Carlos?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Try Perth Amboy.

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO @ WTF Florida segment. (Nick, please add some Music to that opening just like you did with Asshole of the Week!)

    That Shit was well deserved Karma for the so called “Victim” and had it not been for the three Robbers, that Fucker would not have faced justice of a far worse crime than Robbery; kidnapping Kids?
    To the Chamber with that Fucker!!!

    As for the King tut segment, that’s what happens when you hire Cheap labor, look at the buffoon construction worker to set ablaze a whole town in New Jersey recently.

    “Morgan Freeman Spock”? Good call Danny!!

    Still wasn’t crazy about Star trek 2009 although the theme was cool and the nod to Redshirts. Plus Karl Urban’s Bones, practically saved the film for me.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    “These are the things I dream about.” – Nick Nightly

  • Stalkeye

    (0:<

  • Stalkeye

    Fucking apeing off the success of Sons of Anarchy??!!??
    Fuck those posers!

  • Stalkeye

    Agreed! STP is some overrated Shit and the only good song was Big Empty from the Crow soundtrack and that was worse than the Love not Lisa song IMO.
    Yeah, I liked some of Disturbed’s songs like Shout, Fear and Perfect insanity just to name a few but I’m not giving AOA a chance as they look like POS.

  • Gonna listen to this once I return from lunch. Be kind and check out my long awaited Music article.

    http://talkbacker.com/music/pucks-inaugural-biennial-top-75-albums-20132014/id=42905

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    Prepare for that Blizzard, Daniel-San!
    And don’t forget to stock up on supplies like Milk and bread!

  • Stalkeye

    yeah, it just didn’t grab at me like Shaun of the Dead.

  • Bop

    Fuck Jonah Hill. Just looking at that guy makes me wanna puke.

  • Bop

    I never listened to the Stone Temple Pilots?

  • RJD

    Several female read your post and tried to book vacations to CB, KS.

  • Bop

    What is the deal with Beyond 7?

  • Stalkeye

    Holy Shit! talk about bad timing. Just when there’s a major Snowstorm brewing..

    http://nypost.com/2015/01/25/shots-fired-inside-crowded-home-depot-in-nyc/

  • Bop

    So you failed when you make music and people feel nothing? That about describes 95 percent of today’s dance music.

  • Stalkeye

    As much as Monica Lewinsky? 😛

    He was OK in the first 21 Jump Street and as Nick previously mentioned, Wolf of Wall Street. Then there’s that cameo in Django Unchained.

  • Bop

    Don’t go out of the house if you don’t need to, Stalks.
    I often have a month’s stock of meat in my freezer just for situations like that.

  • Bop

    Yeah, as much as Monica Lewinski. 😛

    I didn’t watch Wolf Of Wall Street, nor do I plan to, I think I will really get pissed off if I watch it.

  • Bop

    Fucking foot fetishists. Those motherfuckers creep me out.

  • Bop

    Blowjob machine? WTF? LMAO.

  • Stalkeye

    I remember as a teen, how dealers were passing off vials of Crack to all these well to do Wall Street employees. So much for these upper prestige Motherfuckers, who think they are better than everyone because of their six figure income. Oh the Hypocrisy, Bop.

    Wolf of wall Street further details those corrupt douchebags.

  • Stalkeye

    Smart man! I’m at work now and hopefully, we’ll get to leave early before the shit comes down.

  • Bop

    You described exactly why I don’t want too see the movie.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Wolf of Wall Street is fucking awesome.

  • Bop

    A few years ago we had a snow storm over here. Half the country got stuck on the streets. They couldn’t get home because traffic got to a standstill because of all the snow. I was lucky because I needed to leave work earlier so I got home in time.

  • CreepyThinMan

    I once had a girlfriend who would wank me with her feet once in a while but that’s as far as that went. I have no interest in toe sucking or any of that other shit!!!FACT!!!

  • CreepyThinMan

    This is their best song!!!FACT!!!
    http://youtu.be/YxS4lqppZ6Y

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Ha, it was Nick’s brother’s band in high school.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Yeah man, not looking forward to this fucking snow.

  • 3 minutes 52 seconds to GotG bashing.

  • Jonah Hill as Picard, I’d watch it!

  • Dan wants to have Quinto’s babies.

  • Stone Temple Pissants

  • “My simple mind cannot handle such rhythms” = GOLD

  • I like Disturbed, fuck you. Their old bassist was way better than that loser though.

  • Blow job machine = wife

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Well, I’d rather him carry the children. My figure couldn’t handle that nine months of pregnancy.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Alleged.

  • King Tut shouldn’t have a beard anyway.

  • Stalkeye

    Me neither, but if it’s an excuse to veg out and catch up with a few movies, (Assuming that my Job is closed tomorrow.) I can deal.
    If push comes to shove, I’ll hire a few to shovel my side of the street. (0:’

  • Not a big The Decemberists fan, but I like The King Is Dead album.

  • Stalkeye

    Hah, hah! My Supervisor already bailed out.
    You were very lucky indeed, meng!
    But I concur, that’s some horrible Shit to be stranded and unable to make it home. At least some of the people who are forced to stay here will be put up at a very nice Hotel with all the accommodations. except call gals. (0:’

  • Abe

    Finally! We’re back to disagreeing. Equilibrium has been achieved.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Just wrapped our interview with Jim Mickle, the director of COLD IN JULY. Awesome stuff.

  • ErnestRister

    Welcome to the Big and Tall Store, we cater to fat males. If you can’t see your toes, we got lots of sales.

  • YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • A Little Too Raph

    With every new episode I grow to despise Florida just a little more.

  • Bop

    Some more suggestions for future guests

    Elvira
    Jerry Springer
    Don Johnson
    Cheech Marin
    Yasmine Bleeth
    Sho Kosugi
    Scott Adkins
    Marko Zaror

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Then my job is near completion!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Yasmine would get grilled about her coke addiction after I tell her how much I’ve always wanted to fuck her.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’m going to be saying this for years to come.

  • I_am_better

    Scott Weiland has already decided that he has nothing to do with “Art of Anarchy”:
    http://www.billboard.com/articles/events/sundance-2015/6450824/scott-weiland-wildabouts-art-of-anarchy

  • Bop

    Yasmine oozed sex. Definitely my favorite Baywatch woman.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Piece of shit. I’m sure Scott Weiland and the Wildabouts are waaaaay cooler.

  • Fate_Slistcrunch

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!