SUK’s Best of the Week: 2014-52 SUK’s Best of the Week: 2014-52
The first ever SUK’s Best of the Week show! We cover the news from the last week of 2014 including Aaron Paul as Han Solo,... SUK’s Best of the Week: 2014-52

The first ever SUK’s Best of the Week show! We cover the news from the last week of 2014 including Aaron Paul as Han Solo, Dustin Diamond getting stabby, celebrity deaths and more.

Make sure to check out the Shut Up Kids podcast on Wednesday as we discuss the 1979 cult classic The Warriors and have an exclusive interview with actor James Remar, who played Ajax in the film.

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Mr. Nick Nightly

Co-host of the Shut Up Kids podcast and passionate defender of sleaze, nudity and free speech. Nick is a passionate man with an insane range of knowledge in music, film, literature and pornography. With a voice smoother than a waxed vulva, he dabbles in singing and songwriting, having been involved in projects ranging from hard rock, rap, folk, and goofball self-indulgence.

  • Last !!!

  • Ohhh Intro of the week.

  • Nicolas Cage is also where he sleeps

  • I don’t think Aaron Paul is a good choice

  • I haven’t finished Breaking Bad….

  • That Bounty Hunter heist movie is sounding good now.

  • Nobody should play “young” Han Solo.

  • The big finale is Han winning the Falcon in a game of cards.

  • “Young-ish” Yoda. Around 200- 400 years old.

  • Next up for Dustin Diamond : UFC

  • Him vs. the Power Ranger UFC fighter.

  • I guess he actually needs to walk around with a switchblade …..

  • Two men enter……

  • I saw that Saved By The Bell tv movie. With commentary by Lah Televido !!

  • Using the word men generously there with Dustin.

  • RIP Lah Televido.

  • The return of Cage, lol

  • Sunday Mornings and Dennis Rodman’s rod. That’s how to start off the day!

  • 🙁 yeah

  • epic music

  • Madonna or Cher? I’d choose euthanasia. For myself

  • I pirated :

    The Hobbit 2
    Gravity ( first screener to drop last year, or 2013 actually . In late december )
    Frozen ( not watched it yet )
    Wolf of Wall Street

  • Madonna. I’m used to them not being into it.

  • Madonna was the bomb. As was Cher

  • Ba dum tssss

  • yeah, young Madonna was fine.

  • Prequels absolutely fucked up the Boba Fett thing

  • Hurley never lost weight. Should have known it was all bogus…..

  • Old Solo goes back in time and creates an alternate universe.

  • My favourite character : Desmond .

  • In any case, a world without Cage would be a more boring world.

  • Somebody call Orci. I hear he’s available now….

  • Most definitely

  • Please no young Han Solo film.

  • “Greedo – the high school years”

  • fingers crossed.

  • Now I have an image in my head of Greedo leaning his forehead to his locker.

  • And going to warehouse to do an anger dance

  • Footloose?

  • With Jabba as a bullying senior …… And Boba Fett as a jock

  • Boba Fett still could work. It’s a man behind a mask. Fans will instantly forget about the prequels.

  • Jamie?

  • Yo, Chris Pratt as Han Solo, original casting ideas FTW.

  • Mask would come off more often than Spidermans mask,,,,,

  • Afraid so.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    They should have his face completely scarred and fucked up from a previous mission, making him unrecognizable from his clone daddy.

  • Coming soon

    “A man and his fish” .

    A tale of love, swimming, and constipation .

    Starring Chris Pratt. And Kirk Cameron as the goldfish

  • He’s turning into Jason Voorhees.

  • WAS. That’s the keyword here. WAS.

  • Horrible ideas FTW

  • This. Or his mask should stay on, like Dredd’s. If nobody ever mentions his origins in the movie, people will never associate him with the prequel version.

  • Typical fan brainfart.

  • Chris Rock as Young Lando

  • I also downloaded The Hobbit 2. I feel ashamed for doing that. Not because it was illegal.

  • Hahahahahaha

  • What’s with the celebs and knives now…?

  • Definitely a goldfish asshole.

  • Yoda gonna carve himself some steak now…

  • Fingers crossed

  • You know what else is a masterpiece? Freejack

  • Mick Jagger is a masterpiece

  • Hell yes.

  • Good work on the shiv….I mean “show”, Nick

  • I know who could play at Hermann’s funeral.

  • Oily torso warning!!!

  • Zod will turn up soon.


  • How can you even do surgery on a goldfish?

  • Underwater

  • I don’t think i would even notice if the fish wasn’t shitting “right”. This dude should be put to sleep on general principal.

  • Sidenote: I will never swim anywhere where there’s fish. Ever again.

  • Hes older than Billy Dee was in Empire. Michael B Jordan is always an option.

  • Bingo

  • Okay now that’s bad

  • oily men alert

  • Right between the eyes

  • Oh man I told them boys to fix the hyper drive. Wtf!

  • Key word


  • One of them will.poop his pants

    And the other well like it

  • Bop

    Rodman also called himself Rodzilla. Awesome NWO heel, though.

  • Bop

    I never liked Madonna. I always found her tacky.

  • Bop

    Cher > Madonna.

  • Bop

    Time to get Cher on the show, guys.

  • Bop

    You should be very ashamed.

  • Bop

    The first time I saw Cage was in Kiss Of Death. Then I found out he was in Fast Times At Ridgemont High and I never noticed him.

  • Bop

    I don’t care for Star Wars news at all.

  • Bop

    This would be a sexy look when it is not Madonna.

  • Bop

    Screech vs C.M. Punk. Book it.

  • That was a fucking great character in Kiss of Death. “I hate the taste of metal in my mouth”

  • Bop

    It was also the only time I could stomach him.

  • Bop

    How can you not get issues when you will be forever known as Screech?

  • Bop

    I like Screech, though. I hate it he never got it on with Lisa.

  • Bop

    Get Dustin Diamond on the podcast, guys.

  • I dint even know you any more

    P.s. she was my fav

  • I like that movie

  • Bop

    While we are at it get Elizabeth Berkley on the SUK podcast too. 🙂

  • Yea the nwo …

    Maybe get these guys to do a 90s wrestling show

  • Bop

    And Lark Voorhies.

  • Great idea part 7

  • Bop

    You will need 3 podcasts for that. 🙂

  • Bop

    The writer’s strike fucked up a lot of shows that year.

  • Bop

    Thank you, Lost.

  • It fucked up a lot of everything

  • That’s the bottom line.

    Man. Where are we gonna get three podcast at ?

  • Bop

    Lost Boys is super badass. One of my favorite movies of the 80s.
    And Max the Head Vampire was a nice twist.

  • Great flick. And the guys wondered if it still holds up – it does.

  • Bop

    It sure does. Great atmosphere in the movie. And the Frog brothers just kill it.

  • Bop

    Asshole of the day. Uh oh.

  • And a killer soundtrack to boot

  • Bop

    A gold fish must have a microscopic ass.

  • Bop


  • I look forward to the future installments of that bit…

  • Bop

    I saw Mortal Kombat Annihilation in the cinema. Twice!

  • Bop

    Freddy Got Fingered is definitely a masterpiece.

  • I saw Speed 2 and Under Siege 2 twice…

  • Bop

    In the cinema?

  • Yeah

  • Bop

    You trump me with Speed 2. Only because it was really a shit movie compared to Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Our buddy and recurring guest, Ronnie Mac, is a wrestling encyclopedia.

  • I have a weird relationship with that one. It’s kinda my “Rocky Horror Picture Show”

  • Bop

    Dustin Diamond was awesome in Celebrity Championship Wrestling.

  • Wrestling Symposium?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    He had a televised boxing match with Horshack about 14-15 years ago.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Opening night of MK:A, I was walking through town and ran into Dan and The Colonhell who excitedly told me they were on their way to see it. I was a smidge jealous but had plans of my own.

    I saw the first MK in the theater 7 times.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    You and me both, brother.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Lisa was fucking hot. That character was originally written as a “Jewish princess” type.

  • Bop

    I wish I could have seen MK 1 in theater. What a kickass movie. If you can get Linden Ashby on the SUK podcast I would love to see him. Totally stole the show in the movie. Shit, get Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as well. 🙂

  • Bop

    She was extremely fucking hot.

  • A girl we know almost shit her pants before the movie.

  • Bop

    Of excitement?

  • Bop

    I think I remember that. Didn’t Screech kick his ass?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I think so.

  • Bop

    He did. I just looked it up on the tube.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    A girl we know once shit her pants at a party. It was awesome.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Good. Horshack was a bitch.

  • Bop

    I don’t know Horshack’s background. What was he?

  • Bop

    So what the hell is a Furby?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    My mom had one in ’98.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    The actor, Ron Palillo, was an Italian from Connecticut.

  • Mr Nick Nightly


  • Bop

    Your mom is a trend-setter.

  • But… why?

  • So we can hear her sob about lost oportunities?

  • Yeah

  • i can’t even bother with the 3rd movie.

  • Good… lord!

  • Gravity has to be seen on imax in 3D. One of the rare few movies that actually justifies 3D.

  • because he’s like 30 ctms shorter then Ford?

  • I was young

  • Im done with 3D. Hope it dies soon.

  • I guess i just don’t want to see this film happen at all. The Han Solo movie i mean. So anyone they cast will be a disappointment by default.

  • i agree

  • Still…

  • I don’t think that Lucas screwed the SW mythos, he, as the creator of the thing, went into a different direction then what the fans, who invented a whole universe of their own during the time gap between the OT and the prequels, wanted and didn’t coincided with their own vision of SW as they envisioned as fans. It’s all a matter of differences of opinions which was taken to extremes, as if religion was the issue, catholics vs protestants during the 17th century.

  • Bop

    You like her. Admit it.

  • My dad also survived cancer. Unfortunatly, not my mother.

  • Of course, she’s fine. Which is why i would hate to see her sobbing about the missed oportunities she lost due to the moralistic bullshit regarding SHOWGIRLS.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Sorry about your mother.

  • Good job, Nick. Keep it going.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Thanks, brother!

  • Thanks.
    It was 17 years ago already but one doesn’t forget.

  • I think Lucas made quite a few bad decisions in the prequels. Explaining the Force as one and the Boba Fett origin is another.

  • Mr Nick Nightly


  • I have no problem at all with the Bobba Fett thing. The midichloridians, however, another matter.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I know. I still think about my grandmother and cousin on a daily basis, and its been nearly 20 years.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    God, the midichlorians…..

  • We just miss them. It’s specially aggravating when it’s beause of deasease, and not because of advanced old age. Advance old age we can deal with, but something like cancer feels like unjustice.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    My grandmother, as awful as that was, was 73 and OK with her fate. My cousin was only 6 and the devastation still reverberates through the family.

  • CreepyThinMan

    I saw MK 1 back in 1994 and I wasn’t impressed. It felt cheap and the lack of gore bothered me considering how violent the videogames were!!!FACT!!!

  • “The begining is a delicate time”
    – Frank Herbert, Dune

  • 6 years old! What a tragedy! So sorry to hear that.

  • ColonHell

    Yeah, and I ended up fucking hating it!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Thank you.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Funky intro!

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Sound effects now on the scary side! 🙁

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Chris Pratt can carry a film lol. Sir Nick is riding his prejudice steed today!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I can hold your hand through it.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    I dont know where that hand has been! 🙁

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    I can proudly say that I have never seen an episode of Saved By The Bell. Never made it over here, or if it did I never saw it.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Congrats with your Dads health, Dan.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    hahaha I disown the fish fancier too!

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Good job. Nice English accent too. 🙂

  • Thanks, mate. Would have been a kick to the nuts if I lost both parents from cancer within 2 years of each other. But now makes me want to get a checkup soon…

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I love it in an ironic sort of way.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    The quality just wasn’t there. But lord I love that film.

  • Bop

    Losing a parent is never cool. Just do your checkup, because if it’s in the family it needs some extra watching.

  • Bop

    You never forget when you lose a parent.

  • I can say the same. I have no idea what that even is

  • coolhandjuke

    hey Nick, i want you to know i would offer you my ass cherry if some big beefcake named Phil hadn’t already helped himself to it…

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s an honor, sir. Send Phil my love.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    An early 90’s teen comedy about a group of high schoolers. There’s Zach Morris: blond, good-looking preppy trouble-maker with an enormous cell phone and inexplicable ability to stop time. Screech Powers: awkward nerdy kid who manages to be equally brilliant and moronic. Kelly Kapowski: hot cheerleader and love interest of Zack. Lisa Turtle: rich hot black chick who is constantly swatting away Screech’s advances. A.C. Slater: Sexist muscular jock of indeterminate race, frenemy of Zach Morris. Jesse Spano: Highly intelligent feminist and former speed addict, love interest of A.C. Mr. Belding: Kind and bumbling school principal who sees nothing wrong with setting up his most troublesome students on dates with his family members.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I LOVE “Showgirls.”

  • In some sad news, I lost my dog last night. He was old and had a stroke as I mentioned to you. Well, seems he had a brain tumor and just got really sick and disoriented last night. I miss the old fella already, despite him whining on the podcasts.

  • Bop

    That’s shitty news, man. My condoleances to you and your family. I lost various animals and I always miss them.

  • Thanks, Bop. Yeah, I’m impacted by it more than I thought I’d be. I keep looking behind me on the couch and expecting to see him there.

  • Bop

    The most important thing is you had a great time with him.

  • Oh yeah. We rescued him 5 years ago from a shelter. They were going to put him down then so we extended his life 5 years and had a lot of fun. He was a grump as he got older but still loved taking him for walks/runs, chilling with him on the couch and having him keep me company during work. He lived a great life and sad he was so miserable towards the end.

  • gorgarwilleatyou1

    Too many good podcasts to keep up ….with so behind, good job Nick an enjoyable listen and thanks for the Cher visual the sound effects really helped!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Thank you! It’s theater of the mind!

  • Stalkeye

    Great episode, Boys!!
    Love the intro. What band is responsible for that track?
    Nick hates Pratt as much as Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen, I bet.

    I’ll pick Chris any day over the other two ‘thespians’. Oh, and absolutely NO ONE can fill Harrison Ford’s Boots as Han Solo!
    That being said, Ford phoned in his performance in ROTJ.

    Dan, glad to hear that your old man is still in the game! I lost my Father to Cancer when I was Six, its a Shitty ordeal to go through as most of us are aware.

    Props to pops!

  • Stalkeye

    Damn, that fucking sucks.
    My condolences.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    The song is by Budos Band, a bunch of guys out of Staten Island. It’s off their new album, “Burnt Offerings,” which still has the funk and Ethio-jazz sound, but this time around many of the melodies have a strong “metal” influence.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Listen to this! Listen to the horns raining down from the heavens as the voice of God!

  • Stalkeye

    I need to look out for them. Great Shit!

  • Thanks, man. Keep expecting him to be on the couch or sleeping on his pillow. We may get another dog soon because I miss having one around.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Their earlier stuff sounds like movie soundtracks from the 70s.

  • Stalkeye

    Start with a Puppy, that way he’ll be around the familyfor a lonnngg time.
    If I were a Homeowner, I would invest in a Husky. Those fuckers are soo damn Cute. Must be the blue eyes or the fact that they look like Wolves.

  • Stalkeye

    As in Blaxploitation? Count me in!
    BTW did you catch the latest screeners? Inherent Vice, American Sniper, Selma, Birdman, That damn Hobbit Movie? Yesterday was practically Christmas!!

  • Mr Nick Nightly


  • Stalkeye

    We’ll be watching that Shit tonight!! XD

  • Stalkeye

    Sick, Man!
    This is some catchy shit!!! Great use of Guitar and Trumpets, I’m gonna add this to my playlist. (Dead Ass serious.)
    Why the Fuck hasn’t this been sampled in Movies or Rap songs is a travesty. I can imagine this instrumental track being used in some Grindhouse homage Film. This is a great example of Fusion.

    Ya did good, Nikolai!!

    Shit, after this, I got nuttin.

  • Bop

    Huskies are fucking awesome. My cousin has one. And those eyes are badass.