Shut Up Kids #74: A Tribute to George Carlin Shut Up Kids #74: A Tribute to George Carlin
In this episode, the guys are joined by standup comic Kevin Bartini as they pay tribute to comic legend George Carlin. Check out Kevin’s... Shut Up Kids #74: A Tribute to George Carlin

In this episode, the guys are joined by standup comic Kevin Bartini as they pay tribute to comic legend George Carlin.

Check out Kevin’s comedy new comedy album “The Unintentionally White Album” on his website or click on the image to left to check it out on iTunes.

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The Shut Up Kids

  • Nobody knows George Carlin here, I cannot contribute a lot, sadly.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

  • I’m sure you remember him from Dogma.

  • Only seen it once when it was released.

  • Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure / Bogus Journey?

  • Been some time…

  • Word, well, sure you’ll enjoy Nick’s rant in this one nonetheless, ha.

  • Fuck Jeff Dunham

  • passive-aggressive asshole

  • Ventriloquists are like clowns- not funny, just creepy.

  • Never listened to anything by Dane Cook. Comes over like a douche though.

  • “shitting on coats”…. haha…haha… my sides! Stop it!

  • Back when Eddie Murphy was funny

  • I had no idea about Carlin, today I learned!

  • My brother likes Jeff Dunham. I don’t speak to my brother. There is a correlation.

  • Carlin, my all time favorite comic. His observations in later years about religion and politics are as accurate and as brilliant as anything I’ve ever heard.

  • Yeah, I also just knew him from Bill&Ted’s and Dogma

  • Carlin : legendary icon

    Kevin who

  • He’s last hbo special was very good. He was still doing great work

  • God talk followed by fart material – is there really any other way to go?

  • That’s my George.

  • Gotta write those coat-shitting jokes

  • StudioHead would love it, I bet. But call it coat-pooping to get the PG-13 rating.

  • Coats won’t play on the west coast. We’ll have to find a non seasonal item of clothing. Call, Reebok. We might be able product placement this.

  • Mr Nick Nightly
  • Mr Nick Nightly

    This is awful.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    WINDBREAKERS. They love ’em in Northern California, and Southern Cali loves to work out!

  • That’s some final words again Nick, LMAO

  • What do I do here? Upvote you? Downvote you? Flag this post?

  • It’s fucking horrible.

  • All of the above?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I don’t even know.

  • The only time my mother should touch my semen joke killed me.

  • “You see this Ferrari? Coat-shitting paid that”

  • disturbing

  • Another proof people just WANT to laugh at ANYTHING.

  • Just like all the laugh-track sitcoms

  • Eh, I had to buy a coat last weekend, they’d play..for a weekend at least.

  • This shit calls for a perma ban!!

  • I actually have that in my playlist that I listen to before going to sleep.

  • I think I can become a famous stand up comedian.

  • Me too

  • I have some great material about shitting on shoes

  • On or in? That’s a HUGE difference.

  • That would be the punchline. Can’t spoil that, lol

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Do you see the size of his fucking crowd? Make no mistake, that’s his headlining show, not some comedy festival.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    That scene from Almost Famous when he’s listening to the records in his room is one of my favourite scenes.

  • Such a great scene. In a movie filled with great scenes

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    I named that in my top ten of the decade when I did a list with the Aint It Bale News guys. Perfect and good natured film.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Nice rant lol

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Galaxy Quest!!!!!

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Fun show guys.




    I’m jealous. I can remember how it was to have new Carlin material to hear. Enjoy.

  • I’m from Finland. May explain some things

  • Stalkeye

    Damn, I’ll have to listen tomorrow since it wasn’t available on iTunes this Morning.
    George was one of the greats.

    Best line; “Fuck the Children”! (When referring to the FCC’s reasoning for censorship.)

  • Stalkeye

    Oh, How i can’t stand that unfunny Twat.

    And his Dark Knight Joke was beyond bad taste. How is that POS still working?

  • Stalkeye

    That’s because he is.
    Cook: “After watching the first 15 minutes of The Dark Knight rises, i said to myself; just shoot me”.

    Nuff said.


    Kevin Smith is annoying as shit. He’s more over-saturated than Zeppelin’s Black Dog


    Thats on the West Coast right? Near California…

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    that was terrible. it was just cold and pointless.

  • A….little bit further away than that, lol

  • Just the Director’s Cut.

  • Stalkeye

    If I were the parent of that 6 Year old Girl who was murdered by that Psychopath POS, I would Gut check Cook for that insensitive “Joke”.
    You just don’t make light of a tragedy such as the Aurora Massacre. Especially when a Little Girl was one of the casualties.

  • Stalkeye

    And to think, that I thought I was the only one who hate Dane Cook.

    Nightly, FTMFW!

    Good show Guys!

    The moment of silence from Dan and Nick after Kevin professing his love for Kevin Smith was priceless!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I should have ripped into Smith but I was trying to be cordial.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That whole thing really upset me. There was nothing behind it but evil and pure crazy. These people were out to see a movie.

  • Bop

    Same here, but boy do they know Adam Sandler.

  • Bop

    Fuck him twice.

  • Bop

    I hope you guys can get Jim Jefferies on the podcast too.

  • Bop

    I would love to be a ventriloquist, but there is no tutorial for to get the basics down.

  • Really? Why do you wanna do that?

  • Same here. Sad.

  • Bop

    I would love to be the next Rod Hull.

  • Stalkeye

    That Horrific incident was just a warm up compared to Sandy Hook. Part of the blame goes to America’s Gun Culture obsession and how easy it is for unchecked individuals to obtain Small Arms.

    And don’t get me started on that irresponsible Cunt Nancy Lanza. She’s held just as accountable as her Batshit Son.

    There has to be stricter measures/legislation when purchasing Firearms.Unfortunately, the NRA won’t compromise cause its all about Big Business.

    *Drops Mic*

  • Stalkeye

  • Stalkeye

  • Stalkeye

    You’re a better man than I am.
    I would have went for the Jugular.
    Smith is Shit pronounced sideways. Hack couldn’t even utilize Carlin in Dogma. Kevin is the Adam Sandler of Geeks.

  • ErnestRister

    Listened to the show…is it just me, or were the only people with anything to say of substance were Dan and Nick? I’m sure Kevin is a nice guy, but I once listened to an hour-long radio interview with Carlin that was like a master class in comedy. Kevin sounds more like a really nice guy you meet on the bus, staying polite, and afraid to say anything provocative.

  • ErnestRister

    Walt Disney thought cemeteries were a waste of land, also. Tis true.

  • Stalkeye

    I agree. But some people may be superstitious with the cremation thing as if it would be their gateway to hell.

    Then again, Uncle Walt’s Cryo method wasn’t too bright.

  • ErnestRister

    Walt was cremated. The cryo thing was a jokey prank started by Ward Kimball, and he said years later he couldn’t believe people thought he was serious.

  • Bop

    John Wick, guys. John Wick. Keanu was fucking badass in it. And that club scene… Holy shit, Shades of the Blade Blood Rave.

  • Stalkeye

    LMAO Whether its true or not, I like entertaining the concept of Walt’s alleged eccentric behavior. It’s just too amusing to let go.

  • ErnestRister

    a) It’s not true, Stalk.
    b) Walt didn’t have eccentric behavior. He was 10,000 yards ahead of the world.

  • A Little Too Raph

    Just thought of a really expensive gag gift for Nick.

    Jeff Dunham tickets.

    Anyway – Excellent show as always guys. Best fucking podcast on the internet.

  • Little less expensive:

    And thanks for listening and following us over to the new site! Appreciate the support!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That would be funnier than any of Dunham’s dogshit!

  • The_Troll_King

    Hey, did you guys move Shut Up Kids from Sunday?

  • The_Troll_King

    During his latter years he really did nail how American culture was slowly turning more into a dystopian direction. I think he was also really melancholy on the death of the American dream and way of life compared to when he was younger.

  • No they splt the show in two. One on Sunday, and one on Wednesday.

  • Don’t ruin the fun of the concept of Disney’s cryogenic head.

  • Who were the names of the stand-up comedians that Nick hates? I think i heard Dane Cook but who was the other?

  • Things i have learned dealing with my american friends: it’s nearly impossible for them to say the portuguese pronunciation of the name Carlos. Fair trade, since i keep butchering the english language myself.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Jeff Dunham