Shut Up Kids #71-1: Worst 3 Films of 2014 (with John Ary) Shut Up Kids #71-1: Worst 3 Films of 2014 (with John Ary)
Airdate: 21-December-2014 The guys are joined by John Ary from johnatthemovies.com as they discuss their 3 least favorite films of 2014. http://media.blubrry.com/thesupernaughts/p/pods.thesupernaughts.com/SUK/51_SUK_71-1.mp3Podcast: Play in new... Shut Up Kids #71-1: Worst 3 Films of 2014 (with John Ary)

Airdate: 21-December-2014

The guys are joined by John Ary from johnatthemovies.com as they discuss their 3 least favorite films of 2014.

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The Shut Up Kids

  • Ary kicking off with an allusion to a certain former employer, or am I reading too much into it…

  • Pwesents? Fwee stuff?

  • Why is “Worst of” always funnier than “Best of”…

  • “F-bombs, masturbation & bathroom habits…” All required by contract lol

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Because people like being mean.

  • That attitude is completely alien to me.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Yeah, like, me too.

  • I for one welcome our North Korean overlords.

  • Please DO get Paul Blart 2 pulled. Please

  • We’re China, right?

  • Whatever is good.

  • John drops multiple f bombs in part 2 of this show.

  • Kim Jong Il also had a big porn collection.

  • can’t wait!!!!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I knew we’d break him!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Mostly Asian stuff.

  • Hitler was rumoured to love Chaplin’s “The Great Dictator”

  • Would be funnier if it was all german

  • I heard that Hitler loved Inglorious Basterds as well.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    He fashioned his mustache after the guy who played Hitler.

  • Behold, the Ary cometh!

    I’ll listen to this later this evening. Can’t wait.

  • Seth Rogen is imitating Nick and making billions!!!! OMFG

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Fuck, I want one.

  • The movie we all deserved.

  • still better than the remake

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That lady’s fingers aren’t sexy enough to rock that French manicure.

  • Maybe North Koreans just have good taste.

  • I’d make some kind of a dog joke here, but I won’t

  • RoboCop does not need to be held against the original. It’s just a shoddily made movie.

  • My only beef with GotG is, that the trailer promised this, but the scene was never in the movie…

    http://media3.giphy.com/media/S8ONkuhmLdECA/200_s.gif

  • Haha, Nick calls out GotG

  • “Jersey Boys”?!!? That was direct-to-video here….

  • Nick did not listen to the debate show? I thought he was the guest.

  • The humour is tailored for self-conscious nerds.

  • What annoys me is that the potential was there.

  • Saldana vowed to act in all the colours of the rainbow. Talk about a colour actress.

  • scheisse porn

  • Schadenfreude

  • I make an exception for everybody at Bad Robot.

  • “300” is my personal movie hell.

  • Part French, Part Swedish, Part Algerian, Part Jewish, All Hot!

  • Robert Rodriguez started to go downhill when he switched from film to digital. He needs to go back to film

  • Eva Green can roll her eyes, twitch her mouth and move her nostrils.

  • ErnestRister

    Live-Blogging…
    Web ads are showing the musical numbers for Into the Woods. Meryl Streep is still on my shit list, so I’m not in a big hurry to see it.

  • As both a film and history geek, i can say that movie is all shit.

  • It’s wrong on so many levels. A fucking insult.

  • I guess we found the only person who likes Machete Kills – Nick

  • You can n never get enough Ary OR the SUK

    Another winning episode gentlemen

  • Only good thing in it: a naked Lena Hedley.

  • Agreed

  • That’s agood one

  • Sin City 2 really left me cold.

  • Johnny Depp just fucking sleepwalks through Transcendence.

  • I missed that one.

  • You didn’t miss anything, mang

  • You guys could corrupt a nun

  • I trust you. The trailer was off-putting.

  • Bop

    Best way to rest when you have the flu = listening to the newest SUK podcast.

  • Finger SUKing good.

  • Nice to see you

  • Danny Trejo also liked the house that the paycheck build.

  • Bop, wanna guest on our podcast one day?

  • Bop

    Thanks.

  • Ary is on the money. Rodriguez should make a movie out of his wheelhouse that is challenging him for a change.

  • Bop

    I am very busy these days, Dee. I hardly get the time to do the SUK podcast.

  • Okay. One day 🙂

  • Shooting outside the greenscreen studio would be a good start

  • ErnestRister

    The reason I never pursued film criticism as a profession was the realization I love talking about things that are inspiring and wonderful, but these are few and far between and the majority of my time would be spent discussing the garbage coming out every week…just couldn’t see myself gabbing about Leprechaun 4, From Justin to Kelly, blah blah blah.

  • What’s wrong with Leprechaun 4?

  • Bop

    Hey, I thought I was the only one who loved Machete 2.

  • ErnestRister

    Never saw it…think my time could be better spent. You know, like trolling Knowles’ Twitter feed.

  • Bop

    I always wondered how he couldn’t make some more stuff like Desperado

  • That was a rhetoric question. The only correct answer would be: “Everything.”

  • Bop

    Who the fuck can stand Rogen?

  • Exactly. I think shooting digitally is just too easy and unchallenging, or something

  • James Franco

  • Bop

    If you ever did pick up the profession you would have quit by now.

  • Bop

    Yeah, ha ha.

  • Kevin Smith has just smoked his brains out

  • ErnestRister

    Sony’s going to release The Interview…it’s going to happen. They’re just going to wait a bit. Maybe we can get Rogen and Franco to present at the Academy Awards, and watch Kim Jong Un threaten to bomb the Oscars.

  • Bop

    I want to see Rodriguez make a real western.

  • “Tusk” sounds like a movie that was made for me to hate it.

  • ErnestRister

    Yeah, Bop, probably.

  • Bop

    Ha, ha. I would think it was a movie made for you.

  • Bop

    I agree.

  • Oh my god no. I hate forced “Cray-zee -ness”. It has to come naturally.

  • Bop

    I won’t watch The Interview. Rogen makes we want to go ballistic.

  • ErnestRister

    Speaking of which…what do you guys think the odds are there’s going to be a montage at the Oscars celebrating political satires in response to all this? Great Dictator, Dr. Strangelove, etc.

  • Bop

    I like Algerian women. Lots of temper they have.

  • Kevin Smith loves nitpicking movies in his podcasts, even the most ridiculous details. That is why he is making these cray-zee movies now because he is afraid being called out for not making anything better than the movies he critsises. Like this he can say “But it was not meant to be taken seriously”

  • The Willard

    I don’t necessarily care about Eva Green’s acting either but she’s still my favorite actress.

  • The Willard

    Neanderthal brow?!

  • ErnestRister

    I didn’t hate RoboCop…probably because I saw RoboCop 3. I thought Guardians was cute and harmless, but incredibly conventional…like Big Hero 6.

  • The Willard
  • Bop

    I would like to have a chat with the guy just to convince him that he could do much better.

  • Well but you are writing for “Fratboy movie reviews”

  • You’d need a gas mask to shield off all the pot smoke

  • Bop

    That is gonna happen for sure.

  • The Willard

    What?

  • jk

  • Bop

    For sure.

  • The Willard

    We all know that about Peter Dinklage’s name but you don’t say it!

  • Bop

    Long live Colonhell.

  • The Willard

    So was I. I don’t really see a movie because she’s in it. I do enjoy her assets though.

  • I just can’t see it

  • ErnestRister

    Eastwood’s been a mixed bag of late. Some people raving about American Sniper, though.

  • I cannot ignore the bad acting just because an actress looks stunning. I am a bit superficial in that regard.

  • Bop

    You watched Robocop on the plane, Dan. Must have had some good sleep on the plane then.

  • The Willard

    No I’m actually the same.

  • It’s a fine line between those two – I guess I’d have to see both again to decide. Uhh….no.

  • The Willard

    In some pics I can see it a little tiny bit but good grief.

  • 6 stewardesses & air marshals wrestled him off from the door handle

  • Bop

    Wrestling With Stewardesses. Now that is a great idea for a movie.

  • The Willard

    Jay Baruchel faces! Ha ha. What a twerp.

  • Bop

    Mutant forehead.

  • The Willard

    Also for a Saturday night.

  • The Willard

    Boo.

  • Bop

    Jay Baruchel has a face you just want to slap around daily.

  • Jay Baruchel excels in playing Jay Baruchel, but that’s about it

  • Bop

    I can’t even remember 6 movies in 2014 and I don’t even do dope.

  • I watched it to stop thinking that I was 30,000 feet over an ocean in a metal sardine can with wings.

  • You’re high on life.

  • ErnestRister

    Rodriguez has been throwing shit at the wall since his early 20’s. He did a comic strip for UT-Austin called “Los Hooligans”, and his body of work is a lot like the strip. He just acts on impulse, not a lot of deep thinking. It’s just who he is. Nothing necessarily wrong with that — he doesn’t overthink things, and he’s creative and prolific — but the result, sometimes, is a lot of nonsense.

  • Saw him yesterday. He says hi.

  • Bop

    Hi back.

  • Bop

    Eva Green great in 300 part 2? Not even visually.

  • The Willard

    Very intense hatred for KS. I still have yet to see Tusk and have heard conflicting things about it.

  • Bop

    That’s gonna be my slogan. 🙂

  • Early reviews was that it was good / his best. Then everyone said it sucks. I’ll give it a shot someday.

  • The Willard

    It’s the only way to know.

  • Bop

    I grabbed it yesterday. Don’t know when I am gonna see it, though.

  • The Willard

    Yeah I have it too. Just a matter of pressing play.

  • Bop

    I am so glad I didn’t see Sin City 2.

  • The “happiness consultant” works too

  • The Willard

    Great podcast!

    If Slate sees this: I didn’t have any problems with the stream freezing, but I played it in its own window.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I just find her wretched (from the neck up).

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    That one is exceptionally bad.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Typical fat guy defense mechanism.

  • Thanks! Yeah I opened in a new window too. Seemed to work better on my phone. Part 2 of this on Christmas Eve!

  • Never saw it that way.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I thought it was a rockin’ and silly good time.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    YES!

  • The CGI has crippled him, though. Now he can do anything he wants. Being limited back in the day allowed him to be creative.

  • The Willard

    That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard anyone say ever.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Dude, Leprechaun 4 is magnificent.

  • Bop

    Rodriguez should do one of the following movies.

    A western
    A Cheech & Chong movie.
    A movie with Statham.

  • It’s more fun than GotG in any case. But it’s still wrong.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    My life is fairly hectic.

  • Cheech & Chong meet Machete

  • The Willard

    Everybody should be doing westerns.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Not my kind of humor. AND THOSE ARE NOT MY KIND OF PEOPLE.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Oh yeah, it COULD have been very cool.

  • Just combine all three

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s the whole “I’ll make fun of myself so no one else has the power to” mentality.

  • Bop

    That would be fucking hilarious.

  • The Willard

    A Forbidden Fortress remake set in the West with Stratham as the Mifune character and Cheech and Chong the peasants.

  • The Willard

    Hidden Fortress hehe.

  • ErnestRister

    He’s a really nice guy…well, he was back in school. I liked him. I took his slot in the comics section when he went to Pharmaco to be a lab rat for cholesterol meds and raise money for El Mariachi. Next time I saw him, it was end of Senior year and I was helping a friend on his editing class final — we had to cut together ten minutes of Gunsmoke. Robert came in with his reels for Mariachi and sat next to us working on his assembly. We had no idea what he was working on and didn’t pay much attention, but that’s what he was doing.

  • Bop

    What I liked about Machete 2:

    The road trip character of the movie.
    The prisoner that Machete needs to bring back,.
    Definitely the titty guns.
    Vergara’s fish wife voice.
    Lots of humor.
    Mel Gibson as the bad guy.
    Lady Gaga
    Marko Fucking Zaror.

  • Bop

    You should write a book.

  • We should get you and Ary on to swap Texas stories.

  • Bop

    When can you take Jay Baruchel seriously, Dan?

  • Nick has…

  • “A Very Texas podcast”

  • If he’s in a movie with Nick Cage.

  • Bop

    I want a Tango & Cash sequel, damnit.

  • Seconded

  • Bop

    You are a tougher man than I am, Dan.

  • Tango and Cash Meet Machete

  • ErnestRister

    Had a private dinner with Allison Anders when I was 25 or 26…it was just before the release of Four Rooms, She was very jealous of Robert and his new friendship with Quentin Tarantino. Talked a lot of smack about him. She compared him to Anne Baxter in All About Eve…ingratiating himself into that circle but with hungry self-interest at heart.

    Allison is a bit of a kook. Spent time in a mental institution. Said she sat through Schindler’s List with a sneer on her face.

  • Bop

    Ash vs Machete.

  • Machete vs. Predator

  • If we have Alex on again I’d love to talk to him about that film.

  • Well – they could’ve done that, but instead made Trejo die off-screen like a b*tch

  • Bop

    Which person did impress you the most with how cool he/she was?

  • Have Orci do it. Use xenomorph blood to bring Machete back.

  • ErnestRister

    Ian McKellan, no contest.

  • Bop

    That’s interesting. I would imagine he would be very serious.

  • ErnestRister

    No, he’s not. Smiles and joy, man. The guy loved what he was doing.

  • ErnestRister

    Ha…Sorcerer’s Apprentice. I’d forgotten all about that movie.

  • I’d like to forget all about that movie

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I liked him in “Goon.”

  • Goon was an exception, yes. That’s a good fuckin’ movie

  • Nick has gone nunsploitation?

  • Tango & Cash: The Pension Years

  • What has thou wrought!

  • The geekoids would accuse Rodriguez of ripping off Star Wars.

  • You affraid to fly?
    I discovered i don’t. The only thing that prevents me from sleeping during a flight is the constant noise from the air conditioners and the fellow passengers, thus i get bored. Not even the rocking of the airplane bothers me.

  • Hi to the CollonHell too.

  • Yummy!

  • Drool!

  • I love to see both talent and looks in an actress.

  • ErnestRister

    There are two petitions going around trying to get Disney to release the uncut version of The Black Cauldron on Blu-Ray, one signed by many of the original production team (director, voice actors, a.d., etc.) as well as prominent writers on animation (Michael Barrier, Brian Sibley).

    On that note, here’s Gene and Roger reviewing the film almost 30 years ago.

  • I disagree, for once he actually bothered to act in that one. It’s proper acting and not show-off emotionalisms or clown acts. He actually acts like a human being in the movie, even when he’s a program.

  • It’s better then what most say, but it could had been better. It does a misjudgement in the story structure which i fear caused it to alienate the public.

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    Neighbors…awful

  • ErnestRister

    I’ve often said that if you were familiar with the score to The Black Cauldron (which was completed before Katzenberg got a hold of the film), then you could “hear” the cuts to the movie. Here is a tiny example of what I’m talking about:

  • Start listening to the podcast… now!

  • ErnestRister

    2015 is the film’s 30th anniversary, so it’s a lock for a Blu-Ray release. I think everybody hoping for the uncut version to see the light of day is probably tilting at windmills, but I signed the petition anyway, just out of principle. The uncut version exists — it’s the original master negative. The “cut” version is derived from it. All Disney would have to do is strike a new print from the original camera negative, spend some money on mastering, audio mastering, restoration and what not, and this could happen.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    “Tango & Cash Meet The Expendables”

  • I recently watched a movie on the off-chance i might like it, though i went to watch it a bit skeptic, and that was Exodus: Gods And Kings, and mostly because it’s Ridley Scott. I found the movie to be quite milquetoast. Visually it’s great as is to be expected from a Scott movie, and the acting is good, but the script and specialy the dialogues are pretty subpar. The decision to go action movie on the biblical legend sure helps the dumbing down of the thing.

    I came out of the theater feeling like “whatever”. It’s not insulting as Prometheus, it’s just there. Which for me is not a sentiment i want to experience when i watch a Ridley Scott movie. Scott and his Blade Runner are the reasons why i become a movie geek. And SCott is now making the kind of movies that if i knew 25 years ago he would be making it would drive me crazy with delight. Scott makes a Christopher Columbus, a Roman historical epic, a crusades epic, a Robin Hood, another Alien, an art-house crime-drama and a biblical Moses movie? This would be like my wildest dreams come true! And they come to pass and the later half of them are either disapointments or just not there. Weird and surreal!

  • Tango & Cash Meet The Expendabelles

  • I really want to see that. Hope it comes through.

  • ErnestRister

    I don’t hate Kevin Smith by any stretch of the imagination…but I recall feeling a deep disappointment when he was on stage talking about having his child hide his weed in his RV and forgetting about it, which caused his brief detainment in Canada when he crossed the border and it was found by Canadian border officials.

    Look, I’m no puritan on grass or anything else, but you have to keep that stuff within certain boundaries, and asking a kid to hide your recreational drugs is outside of those responsible boundaries. I could not care less how much Smith wants to blaze up, but it’s no different than asking a kid to hide your booze. Leave the shorties out of it.

  • Afraid? No. Don’t like flying? Yes.

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    Prometheus is his best film in a decade.

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    Saw this year’s ago and never understood why it flopped

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    Rodriguez is incapable of making anything good anymore

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    He is a scumbag for that… ugh.

  • seems legit

  • What, since 2004? Better then Kingdon Of Heaven DC? Yer mad!
    Prometheus is dumb by all standards and thus bad.

  • Had to download the podcast because it kept crashing listening from this page. Restarted listening the whole thing right now.

  • Good point. Where you think was his starting point of suck?

  • Ah! I see. Well, i think most people who are not pilots don’t flying much, specially a long flight, it’s bloody boring.

  • Seems like it runs better open in a new window or downloaded. Disqus probably causing loading issues with the player.

  • Nick seems to go conspiracy theorist on the Sony hack threat.

  • Damn Disqus!!! How dares it prevents me from listening to Ary? How dare you???

  • Oh Nick, Nick, Nick….how can someone so smexy be so wrong about GotG?

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’m as liberal as it gets when it comes to weed, but that is too far. Keep that shit away from kids.

  • Good show, guys, and Ary was predictably a very interesting and fun guest. Can’t wait for the sequel next Wenesday, Ary Strikes Back.

  • Fun fact: Exodus’ box office dropped 66,6% on the second week. Eerie.

  • It will be a wonderful Christmas Eve present.

  • That makes me smile.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’ve learned to keep quiet on the matter unless presented with the proper forum.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    This is awesome, John Ary is on this. So frickin’ epic.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    John makes a pretty good point.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Airlines just have bad movies? Damn, I was curious about watching some on a flight but forget it.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Me too, John, I just try to be less critical when I watch a movie but hanging out with everybody here is slowly turning me into one………..help.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    When you get mad, Nick, we all shut the fuck up.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    I give a shit, Nick. Cause that’s basically saying we’re okay with censorship. It ain’t the government, it’s another country telling us what to fuck to watch because they have no sense of humor. And I don’t care if it’s a shitty movie, everybody shouldn’t be silenced, mang. They pulled it completely. John here is telling the truth. By the way, the threats were more along the lines of “Hey, you show this, we’re gonna do a repeat of 9/11.” With that kind of context, the media goes nuts. And theater chains don’t want a repeat of Aurora, despite the chances of an actual attack being nil, so they’re like fuck it. With that, Sony had a plan to release it on VOD but then they changed their minds and decided NOT to release it at all.

    Whether it’s Sandler or Coens, no movie should be pulled out because of violent threats. I gotta chill, cause this really fucking pisses me off every time I talk about it.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Thank you, John! Took the words out of my mouth.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    No way, Nick, it’s really the real deal.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Robert Cop! But yeah, I had issues with it. It sort of left me cold but I didn’t hate it with a thousand suns. The third act for me was okay though.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Damn, Dan that sounds like a good idea in rebooting it.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Basically, I’m with John here on RoboCop. Yeah, don’t bother with this movie, Nick.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Damn, Sin City 2 is that much of a letdown? Dammit.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    *sigh* Pacific Rim IS a special film. I’m not getting into it.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Nick, WTF, you’re being soft on Machete. I’m in the Goddamn demographic and I say it sucks rotten donkey balls covered in dick cheese.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Machete Kills I have no comment on since I haven’t seen it yet.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Ah Frank Miller, how the mighty have fallen…………..

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Your kids know good stuff! Miyazaki FTW.

  • Godzilla Fanboy

    Nice! Great pods, you guys.

  • I think parts of it are special. As a whole, it’s a good film but it’s not as magical as GDT’s earlier stuff. Pan’s Labyrinth is a special film.

  • Sometimes they only have a few movies to select from. Newer planes have Direct TV now with a better selection.

  • John was a great guest. He really shines in part 2 of this show. He’s definitely a more positive person so his passion for films really shows when he’s talking about his favorite films.

  • I think Sony wanted to release it VOD but none of the major VOD distributors would do it. Now it seems they will release it for free on Crackle.

  • It’s funny that a lot of people (cough, ColonHell) think she was great in it. I just don’t get it. Overacting can be fun. Walken, Shatner, Spader, Goldblum, etc. But her stuff just seemed so forced and lame.

  • Yeah, Peter. What a silly name!

  • His “strongpoint” used to be his writing. But even that’s been shit. He’s a great public speaker with cool stories. So I think talk show host will be good for him. But he’s still just so douchey.

  • In my eyes, he made two “great” movies. “Clerks” and “Mallrats”. They were not even great but original and fresh. I don’t like any of his other movies.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Well, I sort of enjoyed it but it was a let down.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s fucking shitty.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Yeah, but studios should be able to do whatever they want with their movies since it’s their property. If they’re scared to release a movie, they should have that right.

    But yeah, I still think its all stupid bullshit.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I’m proud of them!

  • It’s the devil’s work.

  • For Christmas i’d like Alice Eve as present.

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    John is a legend!
    Not only is he known for Movie reviews, but had his action figure column back in the day. (AICN)

  • Stalkeye

    ……

  • Stalkeye

  • Stalkeye

    That’s an understatement.
    First 300 and now Sin City?? Is this some Eva Green curse or what?

  • Stalkeye

    I don’t but i encourage his tirades.

    He says Shit that I and a few others agree with at times.
    Say like his reaction to PSH’s passing. Or the belligerent Bitch who got Godsmacked on the subway.
    That’s my Boy!
    I can’t really cosign with him on the GOTG sentiment.

  • Stalkeye

    I knew that “train’ was gonna show up when asked about one of your worst films of 2014.
    😛
    it was, inevitable!

  • Stalkeye

    Too little, too late Brother. )0:

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    YEAH MOTHERFUCKER, THERE YOU ARE!

  • Stalkeye

    I don’t know whether or not you have seen this film Sweetwater, but I would rate this as the best western of 2014. Yeah, it came out last year, but i caught this not too recently on Netflix.

    Ed Harris outshines the entire cast in this one.
    Highly recommended!

  • Stalkeye

    he’s a Scumbag for most of his films, brownosing Stan lee while saying what’s the big deal about jack Kirby.

    Fugg him!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    HAHA. Well now, I didn’t LOVE B&R, but I did enjoy it on a very silly level.

    And to be fair, GOTG only made my “3 Worst” because I didn’t see too many movies this year, so few were what I would consider “bad.” I just did not enjoy it.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    “Creepy eyes” should be a feature on all toys

  • B&R is better film than Amazing Spider-Man 2

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    It’s certainly more coherant.

  • johnary

    Those were the days…

  • Awwwww shit! Need to talk action figures next time he is on!

  • johnary

    My pleasure.

  • Stalks you beautiful sunovabitch, glad to see you here!

  • johnary

    The upcoming “Fire and Ice” remake may do that for him, but I fear that he will simply rely on an all green screen background style similar to the Sin City movies.

  • johnary

    Thanks!

  • Bop

    Now that’s an entrance.

  • Bop

    It should.

  • Yeah, I am afraid so as well.

  • Stalkeye

    MY BROS!
    You knew that I would come tru!
    SUK 4 LYFE!

  • Half way through, lack of comments as I’m working on stuff.

  • Haven’t seen Robocop, GOTG rocks suck it, and Jersey Boys looked like utter shit so I’ll never bother.

  • Stalkeye

    its a toss up, K!
    I loathe them BOTH!!

  • Smell the fart acting is a tried and true method.

  • I’ve only seen GOTG so far lol.

  • lol I watched Tusk just the other night. I liked it.

  • He’s making stupid as fuck B-movies now and I’m OK with that.

  • The Willard

    Cool. I have not seen it, I’ll check it out!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Bippitybop

  • Stalkeye

    Nice Rip on Sony courtesy of Mike Myers!

  • Stalkeye

    Dan called it!
    Robocop was another turd and my Boyos, Sky & Ollie had plenty to say about it.

    http://talkbacker.com/posts/movies/sky-ollie-vs-movies-episode-2/id=36624

  • Stalkeye

    “ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL”!!

  • Stalkeye

    It would have been killer had you guys discussed your favorite action figures since we’re nearing Christmas.
    hence, I’m doing my part with my constant GI Joe Adventure Team Schticks . 2014 marks Joe’s 50th Anniversary so why not give a shout-out? (0:’

  • Stalkeye

    The dance scene during what was supposed to be the final battle against Ronan was recockulous but i guess the writers didn’t want to project the film as too dark especially after the opening scene. here’s the REAL scene in which Ronan responds to Qull’s danceoff!

  • Stalkeye

    So, I hung out with my In laws during the Weekend. (Christmas bash) And my Bro in law Joespeh, who is a true geek, told me that marvel revamped Ironman but after I got wind of the premise one of my favorite Marvel Character’s is now a Fucking drug Dealer! LMAO

    Superior Ironman? What is Marvel snorting??

    http://marvel.wikia.com/Superior_Iron_Man_Vol_1_1

    http://i.sdpnoticias.com/notas/2014/08/31/114106_10644558_599948133451589_8345834855721088517_o1.jpg

    http://www.adventuresinpoortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/superior-iron-man-1-pool.png

    http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/3/40/545d2990340cc/background.jpg

  • Ugh… Can’t even use the Breaking Bad angle, ha.

  • Stalkeye

    LOL Glad you caught that one. (0:’

  • Stalkeye

    I meant :”Thru” LOL

  • Tim something

    Yondu has RJD’s voice.

  • Tim something

    Hasn’t he been brainwashed. Again?

  • Tim something

    Traditionally the Big Bad Wolf is played by a she wolf. For that reason.

  • Tim something

    GOTG was great. Struck the tone just right and you’re a towel.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    You’re a towel.

  • Tim something

    Worst character EVER.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Aw man, I love Towlie.

  • Tim something

    “WTF is with writing these days? ” I’ll second that.

  • Tim something

  • Stalkeye

    OK, I exaggerated a bit with the B&R love but I remember the good ol days when you said “Batman & Robin is too awesome for you”. (0:’

  • Stalkeye

    I dunno.
    Its been awhile since I last read Ironman.
    But this Superior shit reeks of sales desperation

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    Well it is.

  • A Little Too Raph

    New SUK!!!

    fuck yeah!

    My trip into work tomorrow just got a lot better.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Loved the show guys. Couldnt comment as was driving home and listening.

    Totally agreed about The Interview being a potential key comment for cinema chains. I can’t wait for same day VOD releases for big films. We were just talking about it on the Breakfast on Planet X podcast I just recorded *shameless humblebragplug*

  • You found us! I was hoping you’d make the journey over here.

  • Brag away! Can’t wait to hear it.

  • the epic 3 part show that ends with awesome bond talk ?

    im not ashamed to plug it ! next week !

  • i love that film

  • he felt like one of us originally.

    but now he most certainly is not

  • Stalkeye

    Oh, I forgot to add THIS! 😛

    Ho,Ho Fucking Ho!

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    I WANT TO INTERCOURSE.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    WELCOME, FRIEND!

  • Stalkeye

    “I would like to fill her up with Sex”

    -Mr. Nick Nightly, Circa: October 2014

  • Stalkeye

    Nick, hit me up on my Gmail.
    I wanna know what you think of that fwd I sent to Dan.
    That’s some cool shit!

  • Ha, let me forward it to Nick.

  • Tim something

    Somebody here or at Willard’s said that it was yet another brainwash job on the poor guy.

  • There should be a T-shirt line with NichNightlyisms

  • Stalkeye

    That brainwash troupe sounds like another like a Cop out among many within the Marvel U. I assumed that this Marvel Now/Superior line was another universe like the Ultimates. This way Stark could cut loose as the A-certified Asshole that he really is.

  • Stalkeye

    Ooooooooops!

  • Stalkeye

    If I should design a Custom SUK shirt, the Headphones logo would be on the front, and Nickisms on the back. (Would have to shrink the fonts a bit as there are many!!)

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    Once upon a time in mexico.

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    Kingdom if heaven is dull Prometheus is not dumb…quite the contrary.

  • Tim something

    They created a character, they gave him foibles, over years they love the character so much that they “cure” all his ills. Suddenly the character just isn’t interesting anymore.
    Drunk Tony is fun. Sober Tony is…not that interesting.
    Spiderman is great, married Spiderman is boring as shit
    The best thing about Batman is that he never got married, never got cured of his psychotic issues.

  • Stalkeye

    That’s one of the reasons why Guys like Dan and my bro in law love Batman. Aside from the campy TV series, its hard to fuck up his mythos. He’s legendary!!

  • KoH is not dull it’s a ripping yarn, and Prometheus is not just dumb, it’s fucking retard.

  • I can’t disagree with that.

  • listening to this 1 week too late …..

    I gave Sony a pass. It was the movie theatres who refused to play the film. Now of course Sony will let “the brave” show it on christmas day anyway. I won´t watch it.

  • No love for Robocop ?? Huh………

  • I liked Guardians. I had issues with it as a Marvel comics reader. There were a few things i disliked .

  • Nick is gonna love Jurassic Pratt

  • Never even heard of Jersey Boys. American Sniper looks good. Also, I think Eastwood makes movies for pennies, and makes bank !

  • Eva Greens tits are overused ……. I never finished 300 ( 2 )

  • aaahh Sin City. Another Eva Green tits overload

  • oohhh Transcendence was boring. Johnny Depp has made so many stinkers the last ten + years. I never saw The Lone Ranger

  • Never saw The Art of the Steal

  • Never saw the Nutjob

  • ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sexy lady !!!

  • I never saw Tusk.

  • Quentin Tarantino will give Parks another memorable role before he dies. I hope..

  • Part 1 just sort of ended—

  • Like most of those 2 part finale movies…

  • But you’re in luck, part 2 is up today. So waiting was a good idea.

  • Tim something

    Ary Potter and the Shut Up Kids

  • Merry Christmas ,

  • Merry Christmas

  • Merry fin Christmas

  • The_Troll_King

    Was the whole Amy Pascal thing covered last week with the leaked emails?

  • The_Troll_King

    The biggest irony on all of this, is that is they just released it as originally planned it most likely would have bombed anyhow. Check out Seth Rogen’s latest interview on this turkey. He was as nervous as Al Sharpton taking a time traveling machine to a klan rally during the 1920’s.

  • The_Troll_King

    That hurts man. That really hurts. Not that I’m offended, but the pain comes through your accurate description. Not only of Kevin Smith, but of Tarantino as well. It’s truly hard to believe these two were responsible for so much great stuff 20 years ago.

  • The_Troll_King
  • Part 2 almost made my worst 3, yeah. Part 1, I liked.

  • Nah. Ppl get old. Ppl.change.

  • The_Troll_King

    Complacent? I suppose when someone gets rich enough, acquires the success and wealthy they’ve always dreamed of, perhaps they lose the spark that led them to that spot in the first place. After all, if you can afford a steady diet of cocaine and high end escorts as a distraction, then your focus steadily degrades until you end up with well…this.

  • I’m not hating on qt. He just doesn’t make movies that interest me. And hasn’t for a long time. He is the metallica of directors

  • The_Troll_King

    Ouch. That hurts too. I used to love Metallica back in the day. 🙁

  • RevengeofZodLovesMaude

    neighbors is the worst film of the year!

  • CurseofZodLovesMaude

    Nope… dumb is not always bad, but it’s neither dumb nor bad…. its excellent actually.