Ollie: We’re brothers alright. you’re the Loki to my Thor!
Sky: Be that as it may, but let’s cut the chit chat and get on with the recent headlines in Pop Culture, shall we?
RAW DAWG: RAW, A NEW CANNIBALISTIC THRILLER FROM CANNES HAS CRITICS “EATING IT UP”!
Cannibalism at a vegetarian school? That’s rather unique for a horror film.
Sky: Well, if our owners died and there was nothing left to eat in the house, what would you do Ols?
Ollie: Can’t really say. I don’t necessarily see the “Black Irish” served as “Corned beef” and you’re too damn skinny to consume!
Sky: Continuing the trend of Race Swapping Superheroes, there is speculation that Riri Williams, an African-American female may take over the role of Iron Man. Whoa, this sure to cause some controversy between the diehard fanbois and especially the home of Jim Crow and by that, I mean the bloody Red States.
Ollie: It’s either one or two things:
1.Marvel is celebrating diversity by having more Minorities and Women take on Superhero roles usually reserved for their White Male counterparts.
2.Marvel is celebrating diversity by having more Minorities and Women take on Superhero roles usually reserved for their White Male counterparts so that they can make up for their sagging sales via pandering to other demographics. Typical bait and switch.
And speaking of “demographics”, why aren’t Cats being represented? Catwoman doesn’t really count. Sorry guys n gals.
Sky: That’s because we lack the purchasing power when compared to the “Hairless Monkeys”.
Ollie: That’s no excuse and I’m calling bullshit on Marvel’s discriminatory practices! If they can make a talking Raccoon, then why not have a Cat? I’m not only referring to a Raccoon, but a fucking Raccoon in space!! Fuck Marvel! #Cat Lives Matter, bitches!
Sky: Next topic please…
WINTER AIN’T A COMING: Game of Thrones production for season 7 will be delayed.
Sky: So, it seems that the upcoming season of GOT will be delayed due to lack of “Gloomy weather” according to the showrunners; David Benioff and D.B. Weiss who had mentioned on a Podcast that they need to capture the aesthetics of the upcoming season which isn’t looking so “Wintery”.
Ollie: Aw, so sad. But hey, the fans can always re-watch the past seasons thanks to HBO NOW, I’m just skipping to the good parts.
Sky: Are you referring to the best battle scenes or most poignant moments?
Ollie: NO! I’m talking about the nude scenes. Cerci has a cute lil’ ass after all.
Sky: Must you always think with your Dick, you Wanker?
Sky: According to The Hollywood Reporter, the actor and LGBT activist George Takei, says the ‘Star Trek Beyond’ development for his character is out of step with what creator Gene Roddenberry would have wanted. Sulu is going where “no man has gone before” as in Uranus!
Ollie: Takei be like-“Oh why”? Well, I think it was a noble gesture on Actor and Screenwriter Simon Pegg’s part and…oh fuck that! It’s patronizing and like George said, “Honor him and create a new character”. Pegg hasn’t been relevant since Shaun of the Dead. (“Spaced”? What the fuck is that show all about?) and isn’t this the same guy who bitched about how too many Comicbook and Scifi Movies are ruining the industry ? After watching the trailer for “Beyond”, I’m positively certain that it’ll ruin the Star Trek franchise.