Dead Celebrity Holograms! Racial Profiling! Pokemon Massacre attempt and Deez Nuts!
All in the World that’s coming! A Mad, Mad, Madworld!
Whazzup, Boyos and Lasses! This is your Not so Friendly Neighborhood Social Commentator Ollie here to give you some of the 411 on a World that’s gone Eighty sixed! “Welcome to my Nightmare” called Madworld!! Now before we get this ball rolling, here’s a lil disclaimer.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author “Ollie” do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of The Supernaughts.
Now that we got this Shit outta the way, let’s start the show!
Balls in the Court or the Pavement! Blake be Black n Blue!
Retired Tennis star James Blake tackled by Police
“The NYPD has released a shocking surveillance video showing the moment tennis star James Blake was tackled to the ground and handcuffed outside a Manhattan hotel in a case of mistaken identity.
The 59-second video opens with the 35-year-old athlete, who is black, calmly leaning against a column at the entrance to the Grand Hyatt Hotel Wednesday.
A moment later, a plainclothes officer dressed in jeans and a white T-shirt swoops in, grabs Blake by the neck, pushes him against a glass door and then hurls him to the ground”.
Wow! Not even the “High Yella” Brothas are immune to the “Po-Po’s” Racial profiling Bullshit!
Say it ain’t sooooo! #Sarcasm
Well, with all the incidents that have been going on these days with the police, it seems that the Film “Straight Outta Compton” couldn’t come at a more appropriate time.
Ima pour one for my Dead homies. And when I said “Pour one”, I mean pour a drink for me! (Wha, you thought I would let good whiskey go to waste by leaking it on the pavement? Fuck that, I’m Irish and this Shit is going down my throat.
But to compensate, here’s this..!!
Hollow Woman: Whitney Houston Hologram to Tour World next Year!
“The late Whitney Houston will return to the stage as a hologram next year. The project is being organized by Hologram USA in conjunction with Pat Houston, the singer’s sister and president of her estate.
The virtual recreation of Houston will be a multimedia endeavor. Not only will the hologram premiere at a U.S. venue and tour the world, but the content created by FilmOn Studios will be syndicated across all digital and cable platforms. The show will be interactive and feature the singer’s greatest hits alongside as-yet-unannounced special guests.”
Well, it worked for Michael Jackson but there’s one thing I would like to know. Is it waterproof?
Wha…”Too soon”? Fuck you!
I guess that Cartoon Jem, called it! And speaking of which, for those certain nostalgic peeps, be sure to check out the upcoming live action Jem Movie…..or not.
Kim “the Kow” Davis is no different than an Islamist Extremist, according to Realtime’s Bill Maher
“If you say, as Kim Davis and her ilk, and Ted Cruz and all those people say that actually ‘I can ignore the rule of man because the rule book of God said’ — then you are Iran. Then you are Saudi Arabia. Then you are Sharia law,” Maher explained.
After Davis was freed for denying Gay Couples a License due to her “Christian” beliefs, she received a sizable rally by her fellow whackjobs..er, I meant supporters.
“The Thing with two Heads” Remake coming soon courtesy of Platinum Dunes.
Bill also said this; “I don’t think that’s her intention here, to sort of slowly bring people along to this idea of gay marriage,” he explained. “She comes out of jail. Every Republican is waiting to have his photo taken with her. They have a shout-and-holler Cletus ceremony, everyone is holding up crosses, and Survivor’s ‘Eye of the Tiger‘ is playing… well, I’m glad we’re all coming along very slowly.”
Ollie says: Nevermind the fact that Mrs Davis denied Gay Couples licenses to Wed, what I wanna know is who can be so desperate to sleep with, much less marry that Sow?
And what’s scarier is Kim had more than two affairs while married!! I’ll bet that her past lovers all smelled like Bacon after hitting that.
“Eye of the Tiger”? More like “In a Pig’s Ass”…. Literally!
Pokémon: “Gotta kill ’em all”!
Two men drove from Iowa to Massachusetts with a trunk full of ammo and guns, boasting about ‘killing the competition’ on Facebook.
Oh, I’m sure there’s nothing “unusual” about these fine upstanding Gentlemen, riiiight?
“Boston police arrested James Austin Stumbo and Kevin Norton of Iowa on Saturday “because of threats of violence made over social media.” When police searched Stumbo and Norton’s vehicle parked in a garage several blocks from the Pokemon event, they found a shotgun, an AR-15 assault rifle, a hunting knife, and 250 rounds of ammunition.
Stumbo, 27, and Norton, 18, are charged with unlawful possession of several firearms and unlawful possession of ammunition. Both men are being held without bail pending a dangerousness hearing on September 1.”
Sigh. Is there no end to these senseless acts of gun violence committed by these “Lone Wolves”?
A Pokémon Tournament?!?? Oh wells, There goes my trip to the upcoming NYCCC.
I guess they’ll be playing “Poke-e-Man” after receiving their well deserved sentences. [email protected]!
From Columbine to the Westboro Baptist Church Massacre these disturbing Mass killings have got to stop!
That being said, angry, bitter, disillusioned and disgruntled young white males with guns are a dangerous combination! They are in need of serious intervention before they can hurt another Human being!
Trump the Chump!
Ah, it’s our biggest blowhard jerk since a few of the Douchebags from the now defunct Talkbacker- Donald J. Trump!
Well, if there’s any Mexican he should deport is this disgusting Puta!
Other than that, he should just shut the fuck up and run his fledgling business and not the country.
Oh, and do something with that Bird’s nest you call “Hair”! And speaking of Politics…
Deez nuts for President!
With the Presidential election almost a year from now, many contenders especially from the GOP are coming forward to seek their chance at winning the bid for Commander-and-Chief or “Thief” if you count George W, Bush.
While Democratic favorite Hilary Clinton is losing ground due to the email server scandal and of course many are uncomfortable with a Woman as Prez, (Bernie Sanders is too boring), the outlook for the Democratic Party looks very bleak.
But there’s hope for the hopeless! A new contender is in da house and he’s after the White House!
I would like to introduce you all to Deez Nuts!
- Unlike our sitting president Deez Nuts would never give Iran a Nuclear deal cause Deez Nuts has the “Balls” to the those Terrorist fucks to suck on it!
- Deez Nuts, will Teabag the Unruly masses known as the Tea Party without working up a sweat!
- Deez Nuts is a favorite among the Ladies, thanks to swagger that bounces off their chins and leaves them with a smile in the end. (Yes, THAT end!)
If you’re looking for Hope grab onto Deez Nuts, because we don’t need another Dick in the White House!
Jacking off in the Box: Master bating at Burger King
A Florida man faces indecent exposure charges after allegedly exposing his hot dog at the Home of the Whopper.
“Jefferson King, 33, was arrested Thursday after a customer at a West Palm Beach Burger King reportedly saw him playing with his sex organ at a seat near the restrooms.
The woman told police when she asked King what he was doing, he replied, “What? I’m playing with my penis!” according to WPBF.com.
The woman then complained to a manager, who asked King to leave.
However, King allegedly refused to move from his seat and kept playing with his genitalia, according to Breaking911.com”
Oh my Motherfucking Lawd, just by the look of that Face, he really got to “Have it his way”!
That Shithead gave a whole new meaning to “Hold the Pickles”!
Wtf is there no end to this Asshole’s bravado? Yeah I wish someone would spend their hard earned dollars on a $4000.00 coat. I will rejoice the day when west and the Kardashians are over and done with.
“Kanye West once promised to create a fashion line that everyone could afford — but it’s going to take some big bucks to buy anything with his name.
West told Vogue back in February — after the New York Fashion Week premiere of his “Yeezy Season 1” line — that he was against ridiculously priced threads.
“Because I’m only concerned with making beautiful products available to as many people as possible,” he told the magazine.”
I’m the meantime, I dedicate this handmade video to “Yeezy” himself!
That’s all for now, you Jizzbags! Anyway, why shell out your hard earned dollars on this Narcissistic idiot when for $29.99 You can get this awesome T-Shirt featuring yours truly.
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