The trailer for XXX: The Return of Xander Cage (2017) is pure headache fuel. The trailer for XXX: The Return of Xander Cage (2017) is pure headache fuel.
ugh The trailer for XXX: The Return of Xander Cage (2017) is pure headache fuel.

Here is a trailer for the 2nd sequel to the worst movie ever whose title included “XXX”:

Is Vin Diesel trying to happen again or rather still trying to happen? You decide. To all the people who paid to see Riddick (2013) and made this movie possible: Thank you for nothing!

XXX: The Return of Xander Cage stars Vin Diesel and other people, is directed by someone and will be released somewhen in 2017.

 

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  • didnt know this was going down! and of course its a team movie lmao

  • I_am_better

    *concussion-creating facepalm*

  • I_am_better

    I don’t get it. He already HAS the “Fast”-franchise. So why is he trying to remake the “Fast”-franchise while still making more movies FOR the “Fast”-franchise?
    *head explodes*

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    So, when is your Hannibal the Conqueror movie going to happen, Vin? Bwhahahaha!!!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    If I see another action movie where two people, armed with two guns apiece, stand back-to-back and start firing in a circle and trying to look cool, it’ll be too soon. I blame Michael Bay for starting that nonsense with his wretched Bad Boy movies. Well, it might have been John Woo, but I’ll blame Bay, nonetheless…

  • Toruk_Makto

    I usually support Vin’s projects. ( I actually like The Last Witch Hunter).

    But this looks obnoxious…with obnoxious heroes…uttering obnoxious dialogue…while fighting obnoxious villains.

    Sometimes Vin can be like that annoying toddler who extends the peekaboo game way, way past the point of human tolerance.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Riddick is brilliant. Love it.

  • Sagamanus

    One for the god damn good guys. Yeah!

  • Dee-abolik

    of course Sagamanus upvoted that

  • Zed

    “This January…”

  • CoolHandJuke

    i like ruby rose, but does anyone else think her vag probably smells like nacho cheese?

  • Zed

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.