Spinning the Oscars of 2016 Spinning the Oscars of 2016
Hello. Had to take a little nap after the telecast was over, but here’s the list of last night’s Academy Awards winners. And also... Spinning the Oscars of 2016

Hello.

Had to take a little nap after the telecast was over, but here’s the list of last night’s Academy Awards winners. And also some observations from yours truly:

First, the big winner (in volume) was “Mad Max: Fury Road”. Let that sink in for a while; a “Mad Max”-film – fourth in the franchise – sweeped most of the technical awards, ending up with six. I’d would’ve loved for it to actually sweep ALL the aards it was nominated for, but “The Revenant” was a tough act to compete with.

Second – anyone else think that Louis CK should host next year? His announcement of the Best documentary short was some seriously funny stuff.

Third – lots of politics this year. Some of it  justified – some not. (but isn’t that the case every year, really?)

Fourth; Ennio Morricone’s win put a tear in my eye. That was probably the most emotional moment of the show. Long overdue, that one.

Fifth: the “Best Cinematography” might as well be changed into the “Emmanuel Lubezki-award”. Don’t get me wrong – it was well-deserved, but Roger Deakins must be planning to kidnap Lubezki and keep him hidden in some isolated location for a year so he can’t work right about now.

Sixth: Adam McKay – the Oscar-winner. Show of hands – who would’ve guessed that 10 years ago?

 

The Winners:

Best PictureSpotlight

Actor in a Lead Role: Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant

Actress in a Lead Role: Brie Larson, Room

Directing: Alejandro González Iñárritu, The Revenant

Original Score: Ennio Morricone, The Hateful Eight

Original Song: “Writings on the Wall,” Spectre, Jimmy Napes and Sam Smith

Best Foreign Language Film: Hungary, Son of Saul

Live Action Short FilmStutterer, Benjamin Cleary and Serena Armitage

Documentary FeatureAmy, Asif Kapadia and James Gay-Rees

Documentary Short SubjectA Girl in the River: The Price of Forgiveness, Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

Actor in a Supporting Role: Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies

Animated Feature FilmInside Out, Pete Docter and Jonas Rivera

Animated Short FilmBear Story, Gabriel Osorio and Pato Escala

Visual EffectsEx Machina, Andrew Whitehurst, Paul Norris, Mark Ardington and Sara Bennett

Sound MixingMad Max: Fury Road, Chris Jenkins, Gregg Rudloff and Ben Osmo

Sound EditingMad Max: Fury Road, Mark Mangini and David White

Film EditingMad Max: Fury Road, Margaret Sixel

CinematographyThe Revenant, Emmanuel Lubezki

Makeup and HairstylingMad Max: Fury Road, Lesley Vanderwalt, Elka Wardega and Damian Martin

Production DesignMad Max: Fury Road, Production Design: Colin Gibson; Set Decoration: Lisa Thompson

Costume DesignMad Max: Fury Road, Jenny Beavan

Actress in a Supporting Role: Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl

Best Adapted ScreenplayThe Big Short, Charles Randolph and Adam McKay

Original ScreenplaySpotlight, Josh Singer and Tom McCarthy

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Coming from the frozen wastelands of Finnish tundra. Mr. Better seeks warmth from his television & home theater and all the wonders they provide. He occasionally dabbles in the arts of drawing and photography.

  • I loved that AbramsWars lost in every cathegory it was nominated for. Finally, justice was done by the academy. That Ex Machina won best SFX was so just, so right! It completly deserved it.
    I have to say, though some of my faves didn’t won in some cathegories, i can’t actually complain about any of the winners, except for best song, which was pretty bad. Otherwise, one of the most just oscars since a long time.

  • As for best cinematography, Deakins will lens Blade Runenr 2, and given that EVERY movie made by Denis Villeneuve is stunning to look at, this might be finally it he will go home with the golden baldie.

  • I_am_better

    I dunno what was up with that Best Song-thing. Not only was it the worst song of the nominees, it was one of the worst Bond-songs altogether.

    Ex Machina’s fx-award was a pleasant surprise.

  • Plucky little SF movie won where usually the big boys domain.

  • Ex Machina got lucky, it had the last impressive effects of any movie nominated. Have no clue why it won, it really shouldn’t have. I like the movie, but the effects were nothing special.

  • Are you kidding? The SF of Ex Machina are suberb! Pity you can’t appreciate them. Those as SF clearly made by people who believed the movie and are artists in their own right.
    Ironically, you might just have gave Ex Machina’s SFx it’s highest praise, because they were so seamless you barely noticed them. That is actually a measure of success.

    All other movies had great SF too, with one exception: the movie that had lame SF, especially for not only the budget it had but also the legacy it holds, was NuWars. It was banal beyond description.

  • jim83

    After last night i guess it’s safe to assume that Miller won’t be doing a Mad Max sequel to Fury Road.

  • Your publishing privileges have been revoked!

  • Cared so little this time around that I forgot my annual “Fuck the Oscars!” tweet.

  • Stalkeye

    X)

  • Stalkeye

    After Rock’s interesting Monologue, I fell asleep only for the misses to wake me up when Cadwick Boseman (Black Panther) with Chris Evans (Captain America) both presented some nomination. Civil War FTMFW!

  • Stalkeye

    I only managed to stomach the first 10 minutes of this hyped Movie and called it a night. I probably would like The Machine much better since it caters to my tastes.

  • Both are very good movies about similar subjects, both take approaches that both complement and contrast to one another. It’s truly a case of two rights do not make a wrong, both movies are very good and entertaining, with Ex Machina taking the edge given the script is EXTREMELY intelligent and insightful concerning the emergence of AI. It’s alos one of the most beautiful looking movie made this year, in execlent company of such visual dazzles like Mad Max Fury Road, Sicario and The Revenant.

    Also, i wrote a review of THE MACHINE for this site.

  • Stalkeye

    “Also, i wrote a review of THE MACHINE for this site.”

    You did?? Well point me to it, Man!!!

  • I_am_better

    So, I’ll just scrap my review for the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-sequel then.

  • If anything, it might have incentivated him to one sooner than anticipated.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    Poor JJ. I wonder how he’ll take getting skunked at the awards.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/94EQmVHkveNck/giphy.gif

  • Dee
  • He didnd’t looked very pleased when he was announcing the best director nominees award.

  • Stalkeye

    Excellent work, Asi! You have put so much into this review and its very passionate to say in the least!

  • How about the “Thank you” scroll? I.didn’t watch, but did The Academy *monkey snickers* really demand that award winners refrain from “thank you(s)” and simply scrolled names from a prescreened, individual survey of the nominees??
    Nothing says “Thanks for everything, Mom,” like a 2 second, digitized roll call scroll…
    🐒

  • KilliK

    WHERE IS TFA? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • KilliK

    ASIMOV!!! YOU ARE ALIVE!!

  • Dee

    Ex Machina’s effects went for realism and not flashiness and succeeded. Lots of the effects in Star Wars looked like last-minute jobs and this saga used to be a flagship in that regard. I would not have mind Fury Road as winner either.

  • Dee

    hence his name

  • KilliK

    Finally, Morricone got the golden statue. it was about fucking time.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Hopefully, he’ll be so distressed that he’ll consider retirement.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    If you think Blade Runner 2 will even approach the visual mastery of the original, you need your head examined! Not gonna happen. It’ll be handsome to look at, but that’s all.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Star Wars’s FX were a disgrace and a betrayal of the spirit of the franchise, as Lucas’s sequels would have attempted to push the technology to new heights. I can’t believe people fete the mediocre FX of TFA. They were barely more than adequate.

  • KilliK

    exactly. Nobody can reach Ridley’s visual eye. And after all these years and all this technology, there havent been dystopian cities which look as darkly beautiful as BR’s LA. Even Jim’s Furture Earth was SHITTY.

  • KilliK

    I prefered the Jaws music interruptin three years ago..

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    The cinematography in Dennis Villeneuve’s films is on about the same level as Nolan’s, and I can’t understand why Pfister’s black and blue stylings for the latter are so highly acclaimed, either. They’re both perfectly respectable, but neither of their ouevres are even in the same ballpark as late seventies/ early eighties Ridley Scott on a visual level, and it’s ridiculous to pretend otherwise. In the whole of cinema history, perhaps only Kubrick, Kurosawa and David Lean had a better eye than Ridley during his prime years (77-85).

  • Dee

    What about Fincher?

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Nah, not even close, either. Fincher belongs with Villeneuve and Nolan. The older guys were painterly. The new ones just make good looking, slick films with dark cinematography.

  • Dee

    Wong Kar Wei?

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    I’m not seeing it, personally.

  • Dee

    It’s a different style, but I think Christopher Doyle’s images are very beautiful.

  • KilliK
  • Kylo Ronin

    That Morricone score was well deserved. Not a fan of the movie but the score was great.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are a miserable human being. The effects in TFA were superb, Oscar or not.

  • KilliK

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Sly and Arnold are always backslapping and complimenting each other these days. Funny when you consider that, in the eighties, Arnold repeatedly attacked Sly in interviews, calling him a phony and accusing him of using body doubles in his movies. In turn, Sly was the one who leaked to the tabloid press that Arnold’s father was a Nazi.

    I suppose time and old age heals all wounds. These guys have to stick together now, in order to get roles and compete against the onslaught of young stars and new franchises that threaten to phase out their film careers for good.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Still have not heard a cogent explanation from you as to why Vader doesn’t sense that Leia is his daughter in A New Hope. Or in Empire.

    Come on, Killik/Trevor, defend those glaring plot holes in your favorite films.

  • Yeah, i love this things.
    Thanks.

  • KilliK

    well said, it’s one of life’s great lessons which unfortunatelly many people learn when they get old.
    It’s then that you realize that all this bickering and hating was a worthless waste of time. Everybody needs to live the life to its fullest, make friends, make love, contribute to the society and try to realize your dreams. Leave the hate to the losers.

    ps. didnt know Arnold’s father was Nazi. :/

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    What is it with you? TFA’s effects were superb. Your inexplicable hate for TFA clouds your already questionable judgment. And, you know nothing whatsoever about the people who were part of the effects crew for TFA.

    For example, Roger Guyette, the visual effects supervisor for Episode III, Saving Private Ryan, and a host of other films, was the effects supervisor for TFA. His work is always top notch.

    And, Doug Chiang, who worked for Cameron on T2, Lucas for Episodes I and II, returned to work on TFA.

    Are all these visual artists talentless hacks because they dared to work with a filmmaker for whom you have an inexplicable hatred of?

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Arnold talks about this in his autobiography. His father was a card-carrying Nazi member, but didn’t participate in any atrocities (Arnold had various Jewish bodies look into it). Arnold didn’t know, as his father was a local police chief during Arnold’s youth and never talked about his time in the War. Arnold found out after the revelations were leaked to the press, as Sly had hired a private investigator, in cahoots with a tabloid biographer, to look into his family background.

  • KilliK

    wow, didnt know about all that drama between those two. Sly must really hated Arnold. Lol.

  • KilliK

    btw, the name of his autobiography is Total Recall? this one?

    http://www.amazon.com/Total-Recall-Unbelievably-True-Story/dp/1451662440

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Yep, that’s the one. Many good stories in it. Highly recommended.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Some of the best visual effects artists in the industry worked on TFA. The effects were objectively excellent. You Abrams haters are, in a word, unhinged.

    And, why do you have a link to the NADA on your profile? Are you a used car salesman?

  • KilliK

    thanks, will check it.

  • Dee

    Sly was actively sabotaging him when he was entering the Hollywood stage.

  • KilliK

    he was scared of the competition, it seems.

  • Dee

    Maybe he thought that there was only place for one body builder. Thankfully, the body cult in the 80s turned out to be immense.

  • FACT!!!!!

    Always been a fan of Morricone. Great to see him win.

  • Dee

    Is it wrong to think Stacey Dash looked insanely hot in her short appearance?

  • Kylo Ronin

    Not really.

  • Stalkeye

    Politics aside, she is very attractive but that bit felt thrown in at the last minute.
    Such a wasted effort and Rock is capable of doing better.

  • Stalkeye

    Wow! That’s a surprisingly good speech coming from you, mang. Its as if you found a moment of clarity.:P Agreed 100% BTW

    ps. didnt know Arnold’s father was Nazi. :/”

    Well, that’s old news. Ahnuld even made racist remarks prior to his fame.

    http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2003/09/01/20030901_051604_matt.htm

    Also
    Arnold openly supported Kurt Waldheim, Former UN chief and a former Austrian politician who participated in Nazi atrocities during World War II. Schwarzenegger’s name remained on Waldheim’s campaign posters, even after allegations of Waldheim’s war crimes were brought to light. Waldheim was even invited to Arnold’s wedding.

    His father was a member of the Austrian Nazi Party who volunteered for the infamous SA and became a ranking officer. In the early ’90s, Spy Magazine printed his father’s Nazi Party membership in their magazine.

    After several public claims of racism were made against him that could effect his career and long-term political chances, Schwarzenegger donated substantial sums to the Simon Weisenthal Center in Los Angeles and commissioned an “audit” of his father’s nazi past, essentially buying off potential criticism. He never distanced himself from Kurt Waldheim, however — quite the opposite. He made a statement to friends , saying “My friends don’t want me to mention Kurt’s name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt.”

    Now you know.

  • Dee

    Yes, that joke fell flat.

  • Stalkeye

    To the extent of me cringing but like I said, Stace is hawt!!!
    She’s so naive that I would need to straighten her ass out. *Wink*

  • Dee

    I can heal her with my love.

  • Stalkeye

    Especially while you’re talking dirty to her with that Austrian accent.
    Tee-hee.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Sorry, Stalkeye, but that’s nonsense. It’s archived from The Drudge Report, after all. Everybody was after Arnold’s ass when he entered the political arena – both liberals and the far right (who considered him a pinko in disguise). They were insistent on dredging up things from the past, taking them out of context or making claims that had no proven source. Where is the verified source for this supposed quote he made to “friends”? If there isn’t one, it’s just idle gossip.

    Arnold isn’t a racist. He has said many outrageous things in the past, however, purely to get attention and wind people up. He even supported Richard Nixon.

    http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/1343413358_arnold-1979.jpg

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Arnold did indeed laud Kurt Waldheim:

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/10/arnold-schwarzenegger-on-denial-the-shrivers-and-having-it-all/263067/

    Arnold’s no racist or Nazi sympathizer, but he did toast Waldheim. Then, he made a donation to the Simon Wiesenthal Center purely for political purposes.

  • Bop

    Stacey Dash is still hot. Men dash at her.

  • Bop

    Just talk Italian to her. I know you speak it.

  • Bop

    Morricone is the best. His music is timeless.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Are you braindead? Arnold specifically mentions in that interview that Waldheim was a liar, and explains the situation surrounding his supposed “support” of the man after the allegations came out. Nowhere is it claimed that Arnold continued to support him after it was fully confirmed, dismissing or excusing his Nazi past.

    And, no, Arnold didn’t make donations to the Wiesenthal Center purely for political purposes, although his enemies may have tried to frame it that way. There’s no reason to believe he wasn’t personally distressed at the revelation of his father’s Nazi Party membership. The man is calculating, but he isn’t an unfeeling monster. Arnold has supported that and other Jewish causes for many years, and was personally acquainted and on good terms with Wiesthenthal himself. One of Arnold’s mentors in Austria was a prominent Jew, Alfred Gerstl, who shaped his early political thinking, and with whom he has remained close.

    http://articles.latimes.com/2003/sep/10/local/me-austria10

    You fucked up again, chief. Will you ever break your unlucky streak?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Oh please. How naive are you?

    He donated to the Wiesenthal Center only after the Waldheim issues came to light.

    Wake up.

  • Dee

    Ti amo, bella ragazza!

  • Stalkeye

  • Try “nada” in spanish and portuguese. Remember, the world is not the USA. As for your paragram, that actually makes it worst knowing those pathetic SF were made by talented people. Abrams is a Negative Talent, he can inspire talented people to turn mediocre results.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Do you even know what a paragram is? And, the phrase is “makes it worse,” not worst.

    As for the special effects, they were excellent.

  • They were excellent if you have no standards whatsoever. I really hope you are a payed plant for Bad Robot, i really do, at least you would get payed.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Payed? You main paid.

    The work with BB-8 was seamless. You do know it was controlled by puppeteers, do you not?

  • Sagamanus

    Dude you are seriously annoying with the endless correcting of people, for comments that are written fast and are disposable. Stop embarrassing yourself.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Lousy grammar reveals a lazy mind.

  • Sagamanus

    Correcting people endlessly reveals a petty idiot.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Says the person who is obsessed with cats. You really need to get a life.

  • Sagamanus

    What the hell does this even mean? Jesus, I don’t think you have anything to be honest. Grammar correction on a planetary scale is now the equivalent of posting cat gifs? What?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Posting stupid gifs of cats on an interminable basis is petty and uninteresting.

  • Sagamanus

    You don’t even understand your own words. How the hell is that the same? Mother of god are you an embarrassment. I’m thinking about finding you an Internet page full of mistakes just to keep a busy bee like yourself working. After all the kid needs something to do.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are so dull, paint watches you dry.

  • Sagamanus

    Yes I’m dull. Coming from a guy whose total corpus of comments consist of correcting peoples typos. And you’re widely considered the wild one of your family.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You mean people’s typos, genius.

  • Sagamanus

    Like I said pathetic.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Aren’t you the dimwit who ridiculously claimed that Star Wars is nothing but toys, but yet wants to see a Major Matt Mason movie made? Talk about pathetic.

  • Sagamanus

    Why are you repeating yourself? You said that same thing the last time. And I don’t live in the toy world mutant. You apparently do. Who the hell even associates Matt Mason with toys? That’s a sixties property that is now a concept. Star Wars is just toys on top of more toys. Wow, you never cease to amaze. Are you human?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Yup, you are assuredly a dimwit: You understand nothing about Star Wars.

  • Sagamanus

    I understand that you should stop playing with toys. What are you like 90?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Elderly people like you are obsessed with cats.

  • Sagamanus

    I took in strays moron. Have all my life, and will continue to. And I don’t play with toys, unlike you who never stopped.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I knew you were one of those crazy cat people.

  • Sagamanus

    I knew you were one of those guys perpetually holding on to their youth as they have nothing else.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Look, jackass, I don’t own any Star Wars toys. I own the movies, like millions of other people do.

    I do not, however, own hoard cats like you do.

  • Sagamanus

    Sure you do. I save cats. Your contribution is playing with action dolls while you’re 60.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    60? I’m 43. Idiot.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. The fact that you think you can play with action dolls at that age is funny.

  • Dominique Sings
  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Why do you just make things up? Go play with your feral cats, freak.

  • Sagamanus

    As opposed to you right? I take strays in. You play with toys. Clearly I am insane, and not someone like you who lives in another reality pretending he’s an X-wing before he goes to bed.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Where did I ever write that I play with toys? You take in feral cats because you can’t maintain a relationship with a human being.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah anyone who has a pet clearly is anti-human. While guys like you, 43 years old btw, who play with dolls, I mean ‘Action figures’, occupy the same dimension as I’m in. What SW characters are on your pajamas if you don’t mind me asking?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Where do you come up with this crap? I don’t play with toys. I’ve never written that I do.

    But, you post pictures of numerous cats and think people find it interesting. They don’t. They find it odd.

  • Sagamanus

    I post pics at SN? In a Disqus chat room where I post a ton of other pics. Makes a aircraft sound for a spoon of pablum into little baby Dennis’s mouth. Now go to sleep. Star Wars is on tomorrow…again.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    How old are you? You write like a child.

  • Sagamanus

    Always great to hear from you O’Keefe. I knew another O’Keefe at AICN. Man that guy. He played with Star Wars toys too. Couldn’t let go of the past. Knew he didn’t have much of a future. You guys related?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Couldn’t tell you. But, why do you post pictures of cats having a birthday party with the number 22 on the cakes? Is that your age or is it your IQ?

  • Sagamanus

    To be honest, this is one of your freshest jokes. Circa 400 BC?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    So, you are 22. How’d you get that scar on your forehead? Your mom was a tad off in aiming to abort you.

  • Sagamanus

    You’re quickly becoming a legend in the legend community. Did you know that? Now with that Harry Potter adapted joke, it’s almost secure.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Harry Potter’s birth has nothing to do with abortion, you asshat.

  • Sagamanus

    Your literal interpretation of things reminds me of MRA’s. You must be one. They’re also nutjobs. Which would make sense really.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    What exactly is an MRA?

  • Sagamanus

    I highly doubt you aren’t aware.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I Googled it. You think I’m a mens’ rights activist? Are you insane?

    You’re the misogynistic ass, not me.

  • Sagamanus

    I’m misogynistic? Lol. I’m the one attacking those guys not you. Drop dead.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Please. You’re a consumer of deviant porn, which subjugates and demeans women. You’re a pathetic hypocrite.

  • Sagamanus

    What the hell you babbling about? Stop embarrassing yourself.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You’re denying that you don’t view deviant porn? Liar.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah you lost this argument a long time ago, and now you’re just trying to stuff the stocking. Be my guest. Go stuff your stocking.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You’ve said yourself that you watch porn. You’re always using your own rope to hang yourself, moron.

    Just be careful that you don’t end up like David Carradine.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah you’ve lost it. And if there are any porn consumers here who play with Star Wars toys and oogle kids it’s you.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    The word is ogle, you dumb shit. And, you should know that because you leer at stray pussies all day.

  • Sagamanus

    That would be oogle as in Google moron. But I thought a nutjob like you would have understood that unless you took everything as a literal interpretation. Probably why even your kids hate your guts. What are you on your 5th marriage already?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Now you’re inexplicably talking about my children. When you have a real relationship with a woman, and not some creepy online flirtation with “Jen,” let me know, you fucking illiterate child.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. You’re the only illiterate idiot here. And clearly the more mature of us with the worst trash talk I’ve ever seen. You taking peeks in a forum like some bushpervert? Perhaps you should have consulted some of those porn films you’re always talking about. Maybe it would have saved one of your marriages. And you’d be on speaking terms with your kids today. Who btw hate you!

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Well, it’s patently obvious that you have a terrible relationship with your parents. Who has more than 55,000 posts and plays with cats all day but a pathetic shut in like you?

  • Sagamanus

    Glad to hear from you as always. I know you have a busy life of alienating your family so I wouldn’t want to keep you for too long. Especially from the young O’Keefe’s who hate dear old dad because he hogs the SW toys, since in his mind it’s still 1977 and he just won’t let go. Cats are real. Star Wars ain’t!

  • Sagamanus

    I have a great life. How about you? Oh wait, since the onus is on you claiming superiority what are you doing here again? Oh yeah, defending Star Wars cause his childhood is all he has.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Why do you post pictures of Boba Fett and The Empire Strikes Back if you hate Star Wars so much?

  • Sagamanus

    You as usual do not understand anything. No big surprise there. And I love how you’re going through my comments to try and find a smoking gun. It doesn’t make you look pathetic at all. Really it doesn’t. And that is artwork. Just artwork. Or didn’t you know?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are full of shit, you twerp of a man.

  • Sagamanus

    Didn’t I say that to someone, and now you’re saying it? Lol. This is the tale of a Capt. Jack Sparrow, an Island so great…

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Star Wars is real enough for you that you post pictures of art work about it. You went to see the Force Awakens, didn’t you?

  • Sagamanus

    No I didn’t. And you don’t understand words if you think artwork brings a fantasy idea close to reality.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Right. You are a closeted Star Wars fan.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah like that even makes sense.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Of course it does: of all the art work you could choose from, you chose Star Wars. You even chose one that refers to a fan theory that Boba Fett escaped the Sarlacc pit. Idiot.

  • Sagamanus

    Oh brother get a life. Capt. Jack…giant squid.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You make absolutely no sense, cat freak.

  • Sagamanus

    Tell you what, I’ll go play with my cats and you go play with your Star Wars toys. Which one of us live in a fantasy land again? Cat hater, big surprise.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I don’t have any SW toys, you dumb shit.

  • Sagamanus

    Boo hoo hoo. O’Keefe the thief is angry. Put down the gun dude. And let your 500 children by 40 different wives have a turn with the Boba Fett action dolls.

  • Sagamanus

    Keira Knightly…Capt. Jack!

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Stop sniffing the catnip, you weirdo.

  • Sagamanus

    The legend of cocaine…ok, I’m reloaded.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are a feckless little shit. You condescend to women, blacks, minorities and gays. You know nothing about equality, history, or politics.

    You take in stray cats and act like you’re making a difference. But, you really just want the attention. Freak.

  • Sagamanus

    What? Lol. You just repeated what I accused another MRA of on another site. You’re looking at my comments. You’re embarrassing. Go the hell away and play with your Star Wars toys. You’re the worst troll ever.

    I want attention from stray cats? Haha. Yeah you are running on complete empty now. How someone hasn’t pushed you down a flight of stairs yet, I’ll never know.

    Perhaps you should come into one of those sites or maybe the Shadow Dojo and have your say? I’m sure people would like to hear from you as you repeat everything.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I’m not an MRA, you fraud of a man.

    You hate women, you pretend to support equal rights for minorities and gays, yet you do nothing for them. All you do is play with cats, make idiotic posts, and post clips from B-movies.

    You’re as useless as sunscreen on the sun.

  • Sagamanus

    I hate women and other minorities? Yeah you’re a troll. Say hi to your imaginary Star Wars friends for me.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Of course you do. Read your own hateful comments, you lying fuck.

  • Sagamanus

    Please enlighten me you stupid chimpanzee? A 67 year old man playing with toys gets mad at someone on the net for taking in stray cats. Yeah I’m clearly insane and not you. Typical MRA garbage spewed out of an illiterate idiot’s mouth who repeats everything his opponent says to mock him. Is that supposed to be supreme trolling behavior? Go back to your fantasy world and get the hell lost.

  • Sagamanus
  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are such a sick fuck, you joked about someone violating your mother’s corpse.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are so depraved, you joked about someone engaging in necrophilia with your mother’s corpse.

  • Sagamanus

    Perhaps you. God knows you’re not above it.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Oh fuck off, you depraved douchebag. Only a pig jokes about something so repugnant. You hate your mother. And you hate women, you psychopath.

  • Sagamanus

    Still mad that someone pointed out that you shouldn’t be playing with toys at your age eh?

    You live the dream in that case. God knows what disgusting things your ex-wives could say about you. Oh and please take a pic of proof I hate women you POS as I’m the one always countering what MRA-KKK’s like you have to say. Go ahead let me see the pic.

    Don’t you have a Klan meeting to attend somewhere? Congratulations on becoming Grand Dragon.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Look at you, you’re such a demented fuck that you’re running away from the vile things you wrote about your own mother that you’re inexplicably accusing me of being a racist.

    Remember jackass, the Internet is forever.

  • Sagamanus

    Didn’t think so. And say hello to your kids for me…oh sorry, I forgot they weren’t speaking to you as they hate your guts. Not to mention you’ve assigned them numbers as you can’t remember their names. That happens when you’ve had more wives than hot dinners.

  • Sagamanus
  • Sagamanus

    My mistake I meant Imperial Wizard. You originally thought it was a Lord of The Rings convention. But turns out you stayed for the food…and the ideology.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are dancing away from the rancid hate that you posted about your own mother.

    Is she really dead? Have you shown your father or your siblings what you’ve written about her?

  • Dominique Sings
  • Sagamanus

    Pic please.

    All aboard the train to Happenstance…yes you too O’Creep. This train carries livestock after all.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You’re actually denying that you recommended to another poster that your dead mother fellate him?

  • Sagamanus

    Pic please.

    And if it was to an MRA (like yourself) I could care less. I would never act civilly to them or you. Now PIC!

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I’m not an MRA, you sick fuck.

    Go to alternet and read it yourself, you mendacious mendicant.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    How does your depraved mind even think that about their own mother?

  • Sagamanus

    How could I read a comment from who knows how many years ago? I haven’t posted at Alternet for nearly 5 years. For someone to have even found that, they would have to have gone through tens of thousands of comments actually. Did you do that? I have no doubt a loser pedo like yourself who plays with kids toys all day long would.

  • Sagamanus

    I came across a snake toy on a pic blog. For some reason it occurred to me you’ve probably tried fellating one.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Now you’re calling me a pedo? You are a demented fuck.

    You know you wrote that. You are an embarrassment to your family.

    You are a weak, pasty little shit. Can you even bench press your own body weight, you maggot?

    Use your real name, you coward.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah actually you are. They defend rapists, pedophiles and attack women night and day. They’re old and white and believe as you do on pretty much everything. A rose by any other name.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    How long have you been a virgin?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Link to any post where I’ve made any such comments.

    You lie like you breathe.

  • Sagamanus

    Not sure. Why want to stick your dick in me and say you conquered a mountain?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Wow, you are perverted.

    Is your mother really dead?

  • Sagamanus

    I assure you I could bench quite a bit. Throwing you into traffic might take some work, but since all your neighbors and family members hate your guts I’m sure I could get some help.

  • Sagamanus

    Pic please!

  • Sagamanus

    Would you knock me out if we met in real life?

  • Sagamanus

    Why interested in the body?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Yeah, lifting those 16 oz lite beers off your saggy chest must present quite the challenge for you.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    See? You can’t help yourself.

    And, why would you write that your mother is dead if she isn’t? If she is, why disrespect her and violate her memory?

    You’re in a bind. You’re a loser and a fraud no matter what the answers to those questions are.

  • Sagamanus

    Sorry don’t drink and never have. I highly doubt you could say the same though. The drunk dad look fits you. And yes I did ask your kids.

  • Sagamanus
  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You’ll never know what it’s like to be a father. You’re impotent, and women will have nothing to do with you.

  • Sagamanus

    Typical MRA-KKK doesn’t understand figures of speech. Makes sense from someone who drowns themselves in one fantasy film all day for about 40 years.

  • Sagamanus
  • Sagamanus

    Pic please!

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Writing about your dead mother being sexually violated isn’t a figure of speech; it is depraved.

  • Sagamanus

    Pic please! Yes you are a pedo.

  • Sagamanus

    And you know what it’s like to be a father…many times. With nary a face or a name that you could identify a single child of your loins with.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Any rational person would never write such things about their own mother. That you’re demanding a pic of it conclusively establishes that you’ve peddled your filth across the Internet and cannot remember how vile you truly are.

  • Sagamanus

    Because not only do you not understand context, you are also a liar. Your kids are quite weary of that part. 20 Christmas’s in a row where dad bought all the toys only to keep them, since he wanted to play with them.

  • Sagamanus
  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Stop deflecting, you sick fuck. Go ahead and show your family what you’ve written about your mother.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah I’ll do that once you provide a pic for me.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Sagamanus. Alternet. Mother. It’s all there.

  • Sagamanus

    Like I would care. You phony. Don’t you got a SW convention to go to? Minus kids of course. They hate you after all.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You are a sick fuck. The reason you take in cats is because they will never know your true nature.

  • Sagamanus

    Gives Dennis a wink and a smile. He rubs his hand across my genitalia.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. I just read that. I think you should stop claiming you had a hand in the original Star Wars for one thing, cause you didn’t.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Wow, you really are a pervert. You were on that show “To Catch a Predator.”

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Link to where I wrote such rubbish.

  • Sagamanus

    Your children live with one.

  • Sagamanus

    You actually think as a fan you somehow had a small part in its creation. Hahaha. You are nuts.

  • Sagamanus

    Didn’t you say you were going to knock me out?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    If you want to consent to a fight with me, I’d be happy to knock you on your depraved ass.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Only deluded fans of necrophilia like you would think such a thing.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. What will you tell the police exactly? That this guy made fun of Star Wars so I went to his house and attacked him? Yeah, that’s after you got out of the hospital of course.

  • Sagamanus

    Sorry dude, but you didn’t have any hand in the birth of the series. Many other authors did though and it all congealed in Lucas’s head. You however were not one of them.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Link please.

  • Sagamanus

    I’m not a fan of necro. But I can imagine that you’ve tried everything once. Well except trying to get the respect of your kids.

  • Sagamanus

    Link please!

  • Sagamanus

    Isn’t that what I asked you for earlier? Sorry, but no matter how you spin your nonsense, you going to the theater was not a creative act.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Consent to meet in a public place and fight. You’d be done in a manner of seconds. You can’t fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

    Then, animal cruelty would come and take your cats away. I shudder to think what your fleabag apartment smells like: cat piss and scented cat litter.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Google the following: Sagamanus, mother, alternet. Your fondness for your dead mother fellating some troll is right there.

  • Sagamanus

    Hahaha. Consent to meet and fight? Are you insane you fossil? You are barely even stable. And how would I explain this to people? Some psycho mad that he had his Star Wars figures dumped on decided to cross the border and defend their honor. You’d go to prison on top getting beat down.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You have no family and you are unemployed. The Canadian welfare state is pretty generous, so you’ve likely been on the dole for much of your feckless existence.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    A consented fight is not illegal, you assclown.

    I’d pull you apart like warm bread.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Sure you would. You want me to consent to a fight because I called you some names? Haha. You’re one step away from mass-shooter. And how exactly would you proceed to destroy me? I can’t even take you seriously.

  • Sagamanus

    I guess not having a family is the same as yours hating you, which is the situation at hand. I’m doing the math here and the figures I’m churning out for how much you masturbate seem absurdly high. Yet they don’t lie!

  • Sagamanus

    Like warm bread huh? I guess that would be the first hot meal you’ve ever had.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Based on your pop cultural references, I’d say you’re in your mid 30s. Calling me a fossil is hilarious.

    Just throw on some MMA gear and have at it.

    What are you afraid of? You’d have your cats meowing in your corner.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. You are so ridiculous. A mangrian toad. You think I would come to the US over an Internet fight? Haha. You are not stable. And your kids should be put in a new home, safe, away from you.

    You’re tough over the net.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah I did. Still laughing at that nonsense. Why don’t you go defend that idiot too. He sounds like you in fact.

  • Sagamanus

    I’m doing the math again. And it says you’ve been knocked out innumerable times. Mostly by the people you’ve attacked, over dishonoring your SW figures.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Are you for real? No, I’m betting. You’re barely even human that much is for sure.

  • Sagamanus

    Would you fight Turd and Killik too?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Mangrian is not a word. Moron.

  • Sagamanus

    Yep you’re clearly the creative type. It’s why you love Star Wars so much. Black and White. Subject is a Mangrian baboon. How many others have you threatened on the net Mangrian the Barbarian?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Bristle County, Jr. and Baywatch, right? You watched those “when they were on.” Those are primarily 90s based shows. So, if you were watching them when you were in your early teens, then that makes you around 35.

    Of course, your parents could have been irresponsible assholes and let you watch them when you were a toddler, but I think I’m right.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Says the Philistene who considers Avatar the paragon of cinema.

  • Sagamanus

    He’s a maniac, a maniac on the floor! Oh and mangrian.

  • Sagamanus

    You’re 67.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Don’t deflect. You’re likely in your mid to late 30s.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Flashdance reference. Pegs you as a child of the 80s.

  • Sagamanus

    Philistene. Oh you learned a new word. Usually you just shop around for what others say and then try to throw it back at them. Have you receded from your laughable threats? Would you say that having me, Turd and Killik in the same ring would offer you a chance to beat us all to death at once?

  • Sagamanus

    What age would you say playing with action dolls should be no longer permitted? Pretty sure you overshot that long time ago.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah whatever.

  • Sagamanus

    I don’t consider anything the paragon of anything. You however are a little boy who was forced to grow up. Yep, you’re still mad at god about that.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You fucked up again, shithead. That movie came out in 1983. Your reference to that Michael Sombello song suggests that you’re actually pretty close to my age.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Turd and Killik, insufferable bastards though they are, don’t call people pedophiles like you do.

    Grow up and use your real name when you post. Coward.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah what about it moron? It’s your attitude. The fact you play with dolls at your age. My god are you insane. You’re probing my comment history, trying to decipher my age through songs as if those couldn’t be placed in video games. And you’re threatening me over the net. Hahaha. Holy crap do you need to be put in rubber room. What in the hell is wrong with you? I wholly think you’re serious you’re so damn nuts. Lol. I’m laughing my head off though.

  • Sagamanus

    My real name on the net? Lol. You would come to my house?

  • Sagamanus

    That’s because they don’t know you like I do. And admit it you didn’t write a single line of the original. Just admit it.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    It is so obvious to see through your transparent bullshit.

    You’re likely over 40. You live with stray cats. You have no wife or girlfriend, and you probably bag groceries for a living.

  • Sagamanus

    Haha. You’re just losing it. Lol. I’m genuinely laughing. Holy crap you’re Internet Unstable.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Living with feral cats can cause hysterical bouts of laughter.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah that must be it. Your wife hates you. You steal from your kids and you threaten people on the net. You play with action dolls and you take everything literally. You think you’re above all this and keep coming back. You wish it was 1977 all over again because your life sucks.

    I’m quite well off actually. And cats don’t pay for themselves. Also did I forget to mention you’re a pedo.

  • Sagamanus

    Sure. But it doesn’t turn anyone into a mass shooter. Your situation however does.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    If by well off you mean you mooch off the Canadian welfare state, then of course you are.

    Why no mention of your wife or children? Why’d she leave you?

  • Sagamanus

    Didn’t I just use all those jokes for you? Yeah like I said, takes his opponents words and uses them as if they were his. You’re a terrible troll.

    PS: Someone on welfare here probably does better than your family of 50. Not one of your kids know your face.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Why do you never mention your family? What did you do to them?

  • Sagamanus

    I ate them.

  • Sagamanus

    If I posed that question to you, you would have said “I hate them”.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You either don’t have one or you are ashamed of what you’ve done.

  • Sagamanus

    I stopped taking you seriously when you threatened my life and said you would sodomize me with an 8oz glove.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I did no such thing, you lying sack of shit.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Still telling people to commit suicide?

    You are a pathetic misanthrope. Even your cats hate you.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    So, you make it a practice of telling people to kill themselves and advocating the rape of children.

    You are sick fuck, you weird cat freak.

    http://thehill.com/policy/international/316509-mccain-graham-time-is-quickly-running-out-in-egypt

    Read the comments. It’s all there.

  • Sagamanus

    You’re an idiot. The man I was replying to is a racist. Just like you.

    You’re going through my whole comment history? Lol. That was more than 5 years ago. Dude, are you serious? Haha. Though I’m glad I’ve given somebody who plays with nothing but Star Wars toys something to do.

  • Sagamanus

    I had to reply one more time with a Hahaha. You like defending racist and misogynists? Of course you do. You are one.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    That would be you, you raging hypocrite.

    How much medication are you on?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    It matters how long ago it was why, exactly? How are you even employed?

    You have no girlfriend. No wife. Just you, your cats, and your utter lack of talent.

  • Sagamanus

    I once stared into an elephant’s visage while stroking its trunk. The dream is in the eyes dear sir. The dream is in the eyes! I said.

  • Sagamanus

    I’m a racist and a misogynist? Lol. In your world up is down and ignorance is strength. Go pretend you’re an X-wing on your roof.

  • Sagamanus

    How am I employed? Same I might ask you. Who goes through years worth of comments if they have something better to do? Who I might ask indeed? How’s your 5th marriage coming along anyway? You know Rush Limbaugh was also married 4 times. He’s catching up to you.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I don’t have the time to scroll through 55000 posts. There are far easier ways to find your hateful and intolerant posts.

    Why are you alone?

  • Sagamanus
  • Dennis O’Keefe

    That makes absolutely no sense, which is not a surprise coming from a whack job like you.

  • Sagamanus

    Why am I alone? I can’t be alone with you trying to get pics of me going to the bathroom. For personal use of course.

  • Sagamanus
  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Twirling and spinning and dancing about. Do you have gout?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You’re probably exactly the same age as me, and you’re asking about gout. That’s rich.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Are you always so scatological?

  • Sagamanus

    Wu-Tang !

  • Sagamanus

    Dinosaur Bobby, Rex to and fro. Jambalaya on my plate, Louisiana on my shore.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    And there’s another nonsensical response.

  • Sagamanus

    You a big Ben Hur fan? You like chariots? Do you dream of gladiators and immortality? Do you want a beard with a chipmunk living in it? What kind of bleach do you use in your bathroom? And why tell me?

  • Sagamanus

    Astronauts swear by them.

  • Sagamanus

    If I had a lemon meringue pie resting on my kitchen window sill. Would you steal it?

  • Sagamanus

    You’re the one who said he would stick his finger in my bum.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You don’t even know what scatological means, you feeble minded idiot.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Post a link to where I wrote such nonsense, you lying coward.

  • Sagamanus

    Wu-Tang?

  • Sagamanus

    What is it with you and bowl-cuts anyway?

  • Sagamanus

    So that’s a yes?

  • Sagamanus
  • Dennis O’Keefe

    No. You just make things up, you coward.

  • Sagamanus

    You want to see me nude don’t you?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    There you go again, spewing lies.

  • Sagamanus

    What’s your take on George of The Jungle?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I think you may be insane. What normal person continually posts cat gifs?

  • Sagamanus

    Pretty much everyone at the Shadow Dojo. Plus, who posts posts to a guy who continually posts cat gifs? Oh and who plays with Star Wars toys past 13?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Why are you so obsessed with Star Wars toys? You should know by now that they’re not real. They’re just pieces of plastic.

    You probably subscribe to Cat Fancy, freak.

  • Sagamanus

    Cats are real. Your fantasy world is not.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Have you ever lived with a woman? Well, maybe if she were blind and lacked a sense of smell, you may be able to convince her to come back to your place.

    Too bad for you that Helen Keller isn’t around.

  • Sagamanus

    Francine Waterhouse died because gravy was poured onto her chicken pox at age 14.

  • Sagamanus

    Have you ever lived with a woman who hasn’t left because of fear for her life? I doubt it. But then that’s happened to all the male members of your family.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    It’s patently obvious you’ve never known the touch of a woman. Even your own mother would have nothing to do with you.

    When you were born, your mother screamed “What have you done to its eyes!?!”

    Her name was Rosemary, wasn’t it?

  • Sagamanus

    Would you say I smell worse than you, or you smell worse than me?

  • Sagamanus

    You know what else is patently obvious? Your interest in penetrating me.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Few things smell worse than cat piss, coupled with musty, fetid clothes brought about a complete failure of hygiene. So, you’ve got that contest won.

    You smell worse than that poor bastard chained to the bed in Seven.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Not only are you a virgin that reeks of cat piss, you are a creepy troll that solicits illicit sex from strangers.

    There’s still time to admit to yourself what you really are.

  • Sagamanus

    Is this funny? You the home audience decide!

  • Sagamanus

    Hey remember when our last convo was done and you were gone for like three days? Can you show me that magic trick again?

  • Sagamanus

    Remember when you were going to put on MMA gear and cross the border to beat me to death?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    And yet, you’re talking about me with your best friend Dee.

    Don’t forget to change the dozens of litter boxes. Your neighbors are complaining.

  • Sagamanus

    Don’t forget to tell everyone the incredible vehicle you have parked in your garage. I imagine it’s an Aston Martin.

  • Sagamanus

    Ok I will. Thx for listening. I’ll send you those fecal samples so you can test them.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Death? I never wrote that. Just w simple match. You’re too scared. Obviously.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Yeah I’m scared. That must be it. I mean you’re not some action doll man who dresses up in real life like an X-Wing pilot with MMA gloves and sounds like a wackjob online. Nope not at all.

    What exactly would your justification be in fighting me again?

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Oh god. I can’t even imagine the beatings your kids get from dear ‘ol dad, who can barely stand up half the time he’s so drunk on nostalgia.

  • Sagamanus

    Don’t you ever say anything bad about Dee! YOU GOT IT!

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    He’s as predictable as the sunrise. He’s a part of a small collection of misanthropic trolls who think they’re hip by ragging on studio films. Yawn.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Was your father an alcoholic? Did he love the bottle more than you and your mother?

    Is that why she’s dead? Was it the shame of being unable to handle your father and parent you?

  • Sagamanus

    My mother is not dead. My father was an alcoholic. Probably not as drunk as you though.

  • Sagamanus

    And you have a bum hip.

  • Sagamanus

    I bet you threaten yourself in the mirror everyday.

  • Sagamanus

    Because your taste in film is far more neutral and unbiased. You’re above all this. It consists of Star Wars, that is all.

    Lay off the cocaine smoothies K?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    So, you lied when you wrote that she’s dead.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    He’s obsessed with the movies he’s made in his head. He will forever be consigned to penning poorly written reviews of films. He has no talent, and he will never be published, nor will he ever write, act in, or direct a film.

    Neither will you.

  • Sagamanus

    You are an idiot.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Why do you come to this site anyway? You’ve had about 50 accounts with different names, in actuality all your split personalities that you can’t even manage, and now you’re here to stalk people like a pedo?

  • Sagamanus

    I find the reviews on SN very well done. You’re just Mangry and lashing out like a sentient knife. I’ve read reviews across a multitude of sites and most of them read like a Dennis O’Keefe literary work. Which means close to illiterate. So spare me. I know you’re hurting.

  • Sagamanus

    Never be published? Last time I checked SN was a legitimate site. Why don’t you trot back to AICN where they have paid reviewers that read like they get a nickel per word. Most sites in fact. People here enjoy what they’re doing you don’t have to read it. I don’t understand how you’ve managed to wash up at this site. Banned everywhere else? Or flushed down the toilet?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Never published a legitimate article under a real name.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Really? List those 50 accounts if you’re so confident.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah that’s what I’m going to spend my time doing rather than just point it out. Maybe I should have said 100 accounts. A bridge called, it wants its troll back.

  • Sagamanus

    What does that even mean? You only read the work of paid shills? Are you a tool of some sort?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    He’s a terrible writer. Just like you.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    They’re all anonymous.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Of course you do. You never learned to read.

  • Toruk_Makto

    Nope. She’s a universal cure for impotency.

  • Sagamanus

    Whatever Dennis O’Vinyard. I saw the thread on AICN. And now recalled who the idiot was. God knows how many sites you’re banned from.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Mangrian is mangry. Like you’ve even read anything at SN without Star Wars in the title. Go punt yourself off a high roof.

  • Sagamanus

    Yeah like many on the net who have aliases. Except you of course Dennis O’Vinyard.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Well, this thread does not have Star Wars in the title, you clown.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I’m not Vinyard, you clown.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Mangrian is not a word, you illiterate fuck.

  • Sagamanus

    New words are made up all the time. I just made one. Now deal with Vinyard. Banned from AICN for being a terrible troll. Lol. In a sea of trolls and hate.

  • Sagamanus

    Mangrian maniac Dennis O’Creep aka Dennis O’Vinyard just losing hist shit.

  • Sagamanus

    By the way I added a T to his just so I could give you something to do. Of course when you’re done shining my shoes. Now go get your box.

  • Sagamanus

    You also claim you’re a lawyer in that thread. Now you’ve lost all your cases except the ones where you were prosecuting yourself, amirite? Amirite spelled like this for your puzzle pleasure.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Link please.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You’ve not earned the right to (incorrectly) steal lines from Goodfellas. How old are you again? 45?

  • Sagamanus

    What the hell are you going to do about it Dennis O’Vinyard? Beat me up? Like you could. You terrorize yourself in the mirror everyday. V I N Y A R D!

  • Sagamanus

    Get it your damn self. Didn’t you tell me that, you dumb hillbilly?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I gave you the terms to search for your sullying your dead mother’s memory.

    You are mentally ill.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Of course I could. Then I’d get your identity and broadcast it all over Disqus.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Drug addict Vinny ‘The Vinyard’ O’Creep hangs out at SN because no one, not even his kids want him. It’s pretty convenient you’re a failed lawyer as you need to defend yourself so often. Especially from all the child support payments you owe. Now go get your box boy.

  • Sagamanus

    I’m not the one who restarted this convo after a three day lapse. Much like your anal prolapse.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You really think I’m Vincent Zahedi who writes for AICN?

  • Sagamanus

    And do what exactly? Prove that you’re a pedophile? I already believe it Vinyard.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Why are you so scatological?

    Why did you write about your dead mother fellating a stranger?

  • Sagamanus

    Dennis O’Vinyard, the drunkiest drunk that ever drunked.

  • Sagamanus

    I once seen a fox with dreadlocks. Forty five knocks on a door with socks.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Again, why did you write about your dead mother fellating a stranger?

    See, once I get your identity, I can provide all your sick and depraved posts to your family members, your friends (if you have any), your employer (if you have a job), and to the authorities. Given that you’re not allowed within 1000 yards of any school, the local authorities are doubtless interested in your predilictions.

  • Sagamanus

    You’re the only stalker and pedo here. You need to be put away for a longtime Dennis O’Vinyard. And my family would laugh at you, just like yours does to you as well. Remember when you threatened to kill me in your MMA cosplay suit? Lol.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I never threatened to kill you, you lying coward.

  • Sagamanus

    Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie. You’re the only coward here. You would let your family burn if it meant saving your SW toys from a fire you started. They call you Firestarter Dennis O’Vinyard. Aka Dennis O’Creep driving a broken down jeep. Failed lawyer and banned all throughout the land. A guy with an overdeveloped arm and a giant hand. Masturbation has been good to you.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Nearly every post of yours mentions deviant sex or masturabation. How sexually repressed are you?

  • Sagamanus

    Not. And you really got to tell me where the fountainhead of your material comes from, cause man I want to tap into that. You so fresh!

  • Sagamanus

    This man btw threatened to put on MMA gear and beat me to death.

    Not like he could.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I did not threaten to beat you to death. I simply suggested that you consent to a fight.

    You’re too chickenshit to do so.

  • Sagamanus

    Lol. Yeah I’m going to travel across the border or somewhere to fight a guy on the Internet who I said played with Star Wars toys. Haha. Are you insane? Don’t answer that. You are! You couldn’t last five seconds with me kid, so you would need a gun. Which I’m sure you have for a future suicide adventure.

    Dennis O’Vinyard here has threatened to dox me. Threatened to kill me in MMA gear. As well as take up all my comments with my family (Who would call the police). And is getting more unhinged with every comment. You shouldn’t play with fire too long or you might be banned at the only place that hasn’t got tired of your shit already.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Then ask your invisible friend Dee to ban me.

    I did not threatened to kill you. Consensual fights happen all the time. There is nothing illegal about linking a person to their (terrible and disturbing) writing. Your family would call the police about you, not me.

  • Sagamanus

    You don’t read anything here. You hate everyone here and think they’re stupid. So you’re here for what again? Oh yeah, just like a drug addict hanging around a school yard patrolling for kids. And they’re isn’t anything for the police to get on me, however you are entering dangerous territory Dennis O’Vinyard. Reading your BS in that AICN thread was embarrassing. You’re only viewpoint is that you like the smell of Harry’s washing brush.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    It’s “there” isn’t anything. It’s not “they’re,” you dolt. And, it’s “your” viewpoint, not “you’re.”

    Provide a link to this AICN thread you’re obsessed with.

  • Sagamanus

    WHO CARES LOSER! Get it yourself. I will make more mistakes for you to occupy your empty life with Vinyard.

  • Sagamanus

    Your kids should be taken away from you Vinnie. I fear for their safety.

  • Dee

    What’s up? Do I need to keep track of every conversation going on here?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    No, but you should know that your “contributor” Sagamanus has written of wanting strangers to engage in necrophilia with his dead mother.

    And, he calls people pedophiles, rapists, and demands that people whom he disagrees with commit suicide. You guys sure know how to pick your “contributors.”

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    You have a lazy mind, a creepy fascination with cats, and you want strangers to engage in necrophilia with your dead mother.

    No wonder why women have nothing to do with you. You’re quite the catch, after all.

  • Dee

    I dont know how to get rid of him. It would break his heart.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    He is in dire need of psychiatric care.

  • I_am_better

    Probably the largest number of comments than on any of my other articles. My nipples are exploding with delight.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Why did you post a picture of a man’s passport?

  • With a 200 million dollars budget, they had to get at least something right. Still doesn’t excuse the rest of the sloppy job on that movie.

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    Describe one shot where the visual effects were sloppy.

  • Everyone.