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Good Lord, it's been a while! This week, your saviors of the universe say goodbye to legendary entertainer Gene Wilder, as the reaper's rampage continues. Kyle... Jack’s Random Things

Good Lord, it’s been a while!

This week, your saviors of the universe say goodbye to legendary entertainer Gene Wilder, as the reaper’s rampage continues.

Kyle tell us about his love for the fantasy realms of Robin Hobb, talk shit about the Transformers movie series, and we sink our teeth into Netflix’s Stranger Things!

It’s a great show, and it’s great to be back!

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Jack Random

From Detroit, Jack Random is former video game reviewer, current DJ, production assistant, and lifelong nerd with 40 years of comic reading under his belt.

  • Joe Buchalter

    I spent the entire show going “WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?! HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW THERE IS A SMALL GIRL LIVING IN THEIR BASEMENT?!”

  • Jack Randomm

    The parents seemed oblivious to…everything!

  • I_am_better

    “Somebody died…”
    Something of an understatement there. 2016 – the year when EVERYbody died.

  • I_am_better

    Somebody just send a box of Galaxy Note 7’s to the Kardashian House…
    https://media.giphy.com/media/13d2jHlSlxklVe/giphy.gif

  • I_am_better

    There’s also the fact that every time a celeb is trending at twitter, the first assumption is they have died

  • I_am_better

    “It’s september?!!?”
    Hahahah

  • I_am_better

    LMAO. I had no idea what my Transformers-headline would start

  • I_am_better

    “There must be something in the water in Sweden….”
    Yeah, we all think that too

  • Jack Randomm

    I am SO glad you do Spinning Headlines! It’s like a show prep shortcut!

  • I_am_better

    Thanks πŸ™‚
    Was sorry to hear about your accident. Good to hear things are slowly getting back in order

  • JACK IS BACK FOR THE ATTACK!
    I shall download this Poddy sometime today. Right now my job is serving free Sammiches!
    NOM,NOM,NOM!

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    You guys could have at least put a few dust covers down. My seat is filthy.

  • Slate_Fistcrunch

    It only took Jamill 1:50 to threaten someone’s life. He’s feeling it.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Accident?? I have been away for a while. Hope all is good man!! You are the best caster ever. Seriously. I am off and buzzed now but I mean it Jack!!

  • Tarmac492.1

    Greatest month ever.

  • Tarmac492.1

    LCD Soundsystem’s Someone Great has a nice Goblin Dawn of the Dead vibe at the beginning.

  • So Kyle doesnt find Kim attractive?
    Geez kid, u got higher standards!
    As much as i despise her, i wouldnt kick her out of my bed!😜

  • Stan lee IS a Vampire! He sucked the blood, sweat and tears from Jack Kirby!
    I wont miss him when he’s gone.⚰

  • Jack Randomm

    Thank you so much, brother!

  • Jack Randomm

    Mmmm…free…

  • Jack Randomm

    There is that.

  • And here is THIS! “Now accepting all chalengers”!

  • Yes Kyle, Toy manufacturers use animated series, comics and films to promote their products, tis very true. However, exciting franchises such as GIJoe, Transformers, MASK, ROM, etc can easily cross pollenate with other forms of mediums thus establishing them further as legit Intellectual properties without the need to sell toys.
    Just look at Mego’s Micronauts which was originally based on a fantastic toyline to an extent that it was Marvel’s idea to adapt said franchise into a Comic series along the likes of Star Wars. The Comic was so successful that it outlived the freakin’ toys and Mego itself.

    Although, it’s a bit of a gamble, I applaud Hasbro for developing their own Cinema Universe with the aforementioned Toylines including Micronauts.
    It’s a good alternative to seeing the copious amount of “Caped Crusaders on screen.”

  • Daphinelmoore2

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    !mj195d:
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  • Tarmac492.1

    JJ!!!

  • Toruk_Makto

    I’d love to see an example of a hotter chick.
    Kim is a triple-threat physically.

  • Toruk_Makto

    Agreed. I find the notion that just because a thing begins in one form it somehow cannot grow and evolve into something else to be parochial to the extreme.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Triple? Ass, tits…something else? Or are you counting each tit separately?

  • KilliK

    he probably means her face.

  • KilliK

    her instagram photos with her walking on the snow while wearing only a string bikini and white boots, are officially patented fap material.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Before she pumped all that shit into it.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    And her Playboy shoot, wearing the strings of pearls all over her body.

  • KilliK

    ΞΏh, yeah. she wasnt completely nude, but as I have said before, semi-naked women can be insanely hotter than being plain naked, if photographed properly. because of the “leave it to the imagination” psychological effect.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Suggestion is sometimes sexier, yes. Plus, that photoshoot was taken near the beginning of her “career”, when she still looked her best and hadn’t been over-exposed.

    http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/gallery/unreleased-kim-kardashian-playboy/kim-kardashian-playboy-outtakes-11.jpg

    Mmmm, she was one thick, juicy piece of ass.

  • KilliK

    amen. this woman with her delightful thick curves brings balance to the modern ideal of female beauty, which the fashion industry pushes so hard: skinny, anorexic women with no curves and no toned facial characteristics. She is what Luke is to Vader for the female form.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    AMEN!

  • Toruk_Makto

    I haven’t seen any close-ups of her mug in awhile but she used to also be very pretty.

    Damn shame if she screwed that up with surgery.