“Star Wars: The Force Awakens”-poster & last trailer relase date “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”-poster & last trailer relase date
The Force Awakens gets it's poster released “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”-poster & last trailer relase date

Courtesy of the “Star Wars” Facebook-page, we get the upcoming film’s poster, and some additional info:

Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things. But we do! The Force Awakens theatrical poster is here, you can watch the final trailer on 20.10.15 and get your tickets tomorrow!

And here’s the poster:

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One thing that caught my eye: even if Mark Hamill is second billed castmember, there’s no sign of him on the poster. Is this just secrecy over his look in the film, or does this put more fuel to the rumors that Luke will only have a very brief appearance in the film?

 

Oh – and I guess there’s a Death Star.

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Coming from the frozen wastelands of Finnish tundra. Mr. Better seeks warmth from his television & home theater and all the wonders they provide. He occasionally dabbles in the arts of drawing and photography.

  • KilliK

    yep, it’s going to be SW: Best Hits. exactly as some of us knew was going to be and had warned about. enjoy your post-Lucas SW era, kids, you are gonna love it.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Death Star 3, complete with another trench run. Sigh…

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Where’s the floating hand? I want to see that.

  • They should really fire that Architect.

  • CreepyThinMan

    So, I’m looking at this and it confirms my greatest suspicions and fears!!!

    Jar Jar Abrams is more-or-less remaking A New Hope but with gender/race reversal. That butch dyke = Luke; the Cro-Magnon throwback = Han. Once again there’s a planet sized weapon and I’m not talking about Carrie Fishers ASS! There’s a Sith wearing an all black costume/face mask, mainly so that people don’t start projectile vomiting at the thought of seeing Adam Drivers rat like face in IMAX 3D!!! Han and Leia are present but Luke is no where to be seen which makes me think that he’s going to snuff it. And I’m still hearing rumors that Daisy Ridley’s character is a lesbian which is Abrams’ ploy to get people into the theater, thinking that they’re getting a WHITE GUILT SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR interracial relationship, only to pull the rug out from under them and by doing so he side-steps any charges of RACISM that the black guy doesn’t get the white women because she’s gay.

    THEY SHOULD RE-TITLE THIS FUCKING SHIT STAR WARS EPISODE 7 – NO FUCKING HOPE!!!FACT!!!

  • CreepyThinMan

    OH AND WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!? STAR WARS APPLES?!? REALLY?!? FUCKING REALLY?!?!?!?! WE’VE GOT TO TAKE SOMETHING PROVIDED BY NATURE AND SLAP STAR WARS PACKAGING ON IT BECAUSE WE’VE GOT TO MARKET FUCKING APPLES BETTER!!! I’D LIKE TO GET AHOLD OF WHATEVER FUCKING CUNT THOUGHT OF THIS AND SHOVE THAT ENTIRE BAG UP HIS FUCKING ASSHOLE AND KICK HIM SOO FUCKING HARD THAT HE STARTS SHITTING OUT APPLE SAUCE, PUT IN IN A JAR, PUT A STAR WARS STICKER ON IT AND THEN SMASH IT INTO HIS FUCKING FACE AND SUFFOCATING HIM WITH THE BAG!!!FACT!!!
    https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8636/16478043639_8a702f3736_b.jpg

  • CreepyThinMan

    OH AND HERE’S A FUCKING TEASER OF TOMORROWS TRAILER!!!FACT!!!
    https://youtu.be/VNl0TzHAor8

  • Goddamn Apple corp.
    They just gotta have their paws in everything…

  • CreepyThinMan

    JAR JAR ABRAMS – “NO, NO, NO, it’s not a another Death Star, it’s a DEATH PLANET!!! I’M SO FUCKING ORIGINAL!!! I’M THE NEW LUCAS, THE NEW SPEILBERG, THE NEW NICHOLAS MEYERS, THE NEW NOLAN, THE NEW CINEMATIC MESSIAH!!! SUCKLE AT MY CIRCUMSIZED COCK FOR I AM THE LIGHT FROM WHICH ALL ORIGINALITY ORIGINATES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”!!!FACT!!!

  • CreepyThinMan

    ANOTHER TEASER AND SHE STILL SAYS NOTHING!!! LET’S GUESS WHAT THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HER CLAM LAPPER WILL BE?!? I’M BETTING IT’S “I LICK CUNT!!!”!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/ZL-bOeCdVvM

  • CreepyThinMan

    HOLY FUCK, ANOTHER TRAILER TEASER!!! WHY NOT JUST SHOW THE FUCKING TRAILER ALREADY!!! STILL NO DIALOGUE AND NOW I SUSPECT THAT POE AND FINN ARE GAY AS WELL!!! THE SENSUAL WAY THAT POE CARESSED FINN’S SHOULDER AS THE TWO LOCKED EYES AND COULD BARELY CONCEAL THEIR DESIRE TO SUCK EACH OTHERS COCKS!!!FACT!!! https://youtu.be/r1_nQrM1g9I

  • KilliK

    JESUS, it’s even worse that we think. have a look at this:

    http://www.starwars.com/databank/starkiller-base

    it seems DS3 is not a new space station, but the new Hoth look alike planet. It’s the stronghold of the new baddies, where they keep the weapon which can destroy whole star systems. The final battle will happen there which involves a trench run. which might explain the scene where the x-wing fly over the water.

    what is the most worrying thing about this revelation, is that this confirms the rumor which came out when they started filming the movie. if this rumor turned out to be true, what is the chance that some other rumors are true as well, like the 10m cameo of Luke and his sacrifice/turning into Vader, the floating hand, Kylo Ren exterminating the ewoks village and so on.

    what is the chance that JJ didnt even make the slightest effort to give us at least some new interesting ideas, and instead he is shamelessly recycling everything from the previous movies and EU with some retarded twist in them, completely confirming what I,you and some others have been calling him out for all this time.

    is this what is going to happen, is that hack so fucking predictable? is SW7 and the rest of the trilogy already fucked? I wanted to give him a bit benefit of the doubt, but the DS3 as a new ice planet rumour being verified, doesnt leave much hope that something at least decent will come out of this, does it?

  • CreepyThinMan

    So you’re starting to dislodge your head out of your ASSHOLE and see that Abrams is a FUCKING HACK?!? I was worrying about you, seeing you suck his cock repeatedly over at AICN!!!FACT!!!

  • KilliK

    come on, man, i was trolling the morons here. You and Turd know me all these years, how did you fall for that? 😛

  • CreepyThinMan

    “Trolling” suuuuuuuuuuuure……
    🙂
    Yeah, I got the feeling that you were pulling their legs like you pull cock with your mouth at your job working the GLORY HOLE!!!FACT!!!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Luke turns into Vader? WTF? I haven’t been following most of these rumors.

    This movie is fucked. Biggest fanboy upset of all time, a worse disappointment than Phantom Menace.

  • CreepyThinMan

    Luke turning into a bad guy doesn’t surprise me. All Abrams has are twists, mystery boxes and cheap gimmicks!!!FACT!!!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    I thought you’d read a trailer description and had had a road to Damascus conversion.

  • KilliK

    hehe, btw mate, I followed you in your twitter today. and what did you say about Traci Lords in your twitter, someone in the supernaughts mentioned it but i cant find your tweet.

  • KilliK

    the slightest anticipation I had for the movie, just vaporized after the DS3/ice planet reveal. Now I am preparing myself for the worst. jesus.

  • If that’s really some kind of Death Star, then it’s worse than my already low expectations. What’s up with Leia’s hair?

  • Dr. Geiszler, Kaijuologist

    Now that’s a poster. It’s all I’m saying and with that I leave this comments section unscathed.

  • CreepyThinMan

    It was probably deleted. Dan and Abe did that interview with Lords and I guess they didn’t want me offending the DESPICABLE CUNT!!!FACT!!!

  • Her hair is up

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Okay. I suppose after Asimov’s strange behavioral changes in recent years, I considered the possibility that the same thing had happened to you.

  • I think I’ll turn up in the morning to count the bodies, lol.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Poor show, if true. I thought this place was censorship-free.

  • CreepyThinMan

    That notion went out the window with my FUCK STEVEN SPIELBERG article. Oh and I was looking for Willards site and it seems to have been shut down!?! Anyone seen him lately?!? Rose hasn’t been around at all either…. 🙁 !!!FACT!!!

  • KilliK

    what did you say?

  • Willard quit. Disqus and all. Rose also deleted her Disqus account.

  • CreepyThinMan

    I called her a DESPICABLE CUNT who was lucky that the people she burned didn’t kill her!!!FACT!!!

  • Abe
  • Abe

    Still doing that huh?

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Let me guess: Episode IX will feature yet another super-weapon, this one even more powerful than before and capable of destroying not just a planet or a star system, but an entire galaxy?

  • No, he said it on Twitter, not here, as far as I know.

  • that happened on twitter. and the comment by creepy is still there, if you click the link

  • Check the fucking tweet yourself before you falsely accuse us again of censorship or some bullshit. Or better yet, get a bar stool, turn it over, and sit on each leg while rotating and maybe it will knock some sense into you. Stop being a dick.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Then what’s the old rascal complaining about? :p

  • KilliK

    the rumor is that either Luke sacrifices himself or turns evil. of course, maybe this is bullshit and we get to have him as good Luke for the rest of the trilogy. but right now all the bets are off.

  • LOL GOLD

  • CreepyThinMan

    I stand corrected then. Did you ask her about how she conned people into thinking she was of legal age to do porn, dropped the dime on herself and almost got people thrown into prison because she’s a sociopathic little cunt who cried that the big bad porn industry made her rich and famous?!? Any hard hitting questions like that?!?FACT!!!

  • I dunno

  • Stop fucking whining you fucking bitch. Nothing got censored. You’re a little victim and need to get a fucking life.

  • Low expectations lowered. I certainly don’t need anymore Death Star bullshit, fuck even the prequels knew better than that.

    Yeah yeah yeah, I’ll still be there opening night. Whatever.

  • CreepyThinMan

    You know, you’re absolutely right. Why waste my time at a Talkbacker knock off when the people I like chatting to are on twitter or can visit my blog. I think I’ll go to the gym and then have a nice bike ride with my wife before having dinner and then cuddling together to watch the Food Network. I think that would be a more worthwhile use of my time than wasting it here.

  • CreepyThinMan

    Oh and while writing your long ass response, which I wont bother reading or responding to, Traci Lords got busted and did only one more porn, after she became infamous and turned 18, which was produced through her company and because her status as a minor rendered all of her other movies as contraband, she raked in a fortune and then used her notoriety to raise her profile and get mainstream work, all the while using her porn name. Good thing she used a government issued piece of I.D., that she acquired under false pretenses, as proof of age, otherwise a lot of people would have spent years doing hard time in prison. That’s why she’s a despicable cunt and you lower yourselves by interviewing that piece of shit. Who’s next on your interview agenda, Victor Salva?!?

  • Actually, looks like I might not even be there opening night if this 3D only bullshit is true. God damnit fuck you Cineplex.

  • Way to run when proven wrong instead of manning up and apologizing for false accusations of censorship. Love how you can talk shit but can’t be brave enough to say you were wrong and never censored.

  • CreepyThinMan

    I did and said that I was corrected.

  • Talking about your Spielberg article you fucktard. Never edited, never censored and yet still you whine about it. Explain just how you were censored.

  • Already interviewed you so we’ve gone as far down the food chain as possible.

  • KilliK

    where did you read that? is this going to be shown only in 3D cinemas?

  • KilliK

    it’s even worse than that. Looks like that the new Death Star is not a space station but a planet or at least the superweapon is on a planet, a Hoth looking planet that is:

    http://www.starwars.com/databank/starkiller-base

    my speculation?

    the whole planet or part of it, turns into that huge laser cannon we see on the poster, and a battle ensues on its surface with the X-Wings attempting to destroy the cannon and the whole planet with it, before it fires at a star. This time the trench is a series of canyons with laser turrets surrounding the cannon’s muzzle and they need to bombard it before it fires. One of the heroes will manage to throw the bomb inside the cannon and boom.

    that also explains the teaser scene with the X-Wings flying over water.

    zero originality, zero imagination, zero chance this movie wont be a disappointment.

  • They really went there. I would not have expected that, to be honest. Remember how much flack ROTJ got for using a 2nd death star?

  • KilliK

    yep, the complaint had started during its production.

    if I am not mistaken, didnt Lucas want the Death Star to be introduced for the first time in ROTJ, but he changed his mind while making SW? that’s why he reused it again in ROTJ?

  • That’s what I heard too. There have been also been plans to have two death stars and whatnot.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Yes.

  • CreepyThinMan

    So I guess that applies to Scott Colbert and Rare English Rose as well? Nice to know that you aspire to interview Z-list cocksuckers like Lords and hold them in such high regard. I suppose it will help one day when you publish your autobiography “Giving Head to get Ahead; SUCKcess At Any Cost, Even My Soul” by Dan Milcz.

    AICN, CHUD, Talkbacker, Supernaughts… it’s all the same; claw your way to notoriety, sell out, profit oh and the CENSORSHIP you keep asking to me point out was the fact that my Spielberg article was removed from the front page and shit on for being in poor taste by this sites owners. I get it, you don’t want to offend anyone because you’re hoping to score those BIG interviews, suck up, make money, etc…. I’ve seen it all before and you’re no different.

    I troll for fun and have no delusions that this means anything other than some lulz but you get SOO OFFENDED when I suggest that your intentions are less than honorable. I find that funny because you interview internet trolls and porn sluts. That says everything the world needs to know about you!!!FACT!!!

  • No, definitely doesn’t apply to Rose or Scott. Just you since you’ve proven what scum you are since we had you on.

  • Moving a post from a front page is not censorship asshole. And I shit on your terrible article and I am not not ever was a site owner. Get your FACTS! straight. Was your article edited without your consent? Nope. Was it removed from the site? Nope. It was moved off the front page because you refused to email Abe back about other articles he had written you about.

  • CoolHandJuke

    Leia be all like, “Han, let’s go to the Falcon bedroom” and Han be like “yo bitch, i gotta shoot some nameless bad guy” …

  • Zed
  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    No doubt voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch in JJ’s version.

  • Zed

    December 18, 2015 — a date which will live in infamy.

  • Zed

    I doubt it’s true. There are some things even Disney won’t do.

  • Nothing to do with Disney, just my local theater.

  • No, but my local theater, run by Cineplex, has pretty much only ran the 3D versions of films during opening week for awhile now. It pisses me off so much and prevented me from seeing a few films at all this year (Avengers 2, Jurassic World to name two, which by the time they did start screening them in non-3D I’d said fuck it).

    With Mad Max they had 1 screen each day for non-3D, at 6:45pm or some shit, that was it. I highly suspect they’ll do the same with Star Wars and that means every opening night screen will be 3D for maximum profits. Fuck these monopoly cunts (no other theater option here, both run by Cineplex).

  • Episode X = Force destruction machine, wiping out existence.

  • Someone actually took the time to do this. Shameful.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRosvExUkAArMrp.jpg

  • Zed

    Yes, but possibly appropriate.

  • Coupon: The Movie

    Holy shit. I knew about this but it’s still amazing to see that they actually went through with it. There are almost no new elements in that poster. I just don’t feel any palpable excitement in the air for these movies. No one’s talking about it. When you mention it to people they just kind of shrug. We’re a long way from The Phantom Menace and in a whole different reality from the excitement of the originals. It’s all so manufactured. Nothing feels organic about this at all.

  • Sagamanus

    I’m not a super huge Star Wars fan. Or not at all. But I’ll watch them. In any case. We don’t need another hero, we don’t need another way home. All we…I mean no more death stars please.

  • southafricanguy

    I saw that and I thought “seriously?”….another fucking death star?….that’s the best you can come up with?

  • southafricanguy

    if that is true….I would not be surprised. JJ has not exactly shown himself to be an ace at original ideas. He is pretty much the master of recycling stuff from other better films (MI3/True Lies, STID/WOK). I hope this is not accurate and that it’s something more interesting and not just a variation on what has been done before.

  • southafricanguy

    yeah…..this is the vibe Im starting to get….a best of hits style vibe to the whole thing. Which lets be honest is the exact safe route they would go to protect their investment

  • southafricanguy

    It seems like there are not that many people around on this site anymore…or is it just me?

  • Agree to all of that but a third death star is something I would not think JJ would dare to include..

  • Captain Genius

    love it

  • KilliK

    not only that, but they didnt even wait to introduce it in the 3rd part of the trilogy, which dramatically makes more sense. no, lets just bring back the DS right after ROTJ ended and we will think of some other superweapon when it’s time to end this new trilogy.

    and JJ already used again a DS-like weapon in his NuTrek/SW remake. the hackery of this man is unbelievable.

  • southafricanguy

    I hope we are wrong…..honestly…there is just no way that another death star wont seem unimaginative

  • Captain Genius

    yeah, but it’s a death star for a new generation. we had our death star and now it’s time for a new generation of kids to get to experience the thrill of a trench run for themselves

  • Toruk_Makto

    Oh Great. now I have to go watch this again. As if 894 times isn’t enough.

  • jim83

    I like the poster but a little too crowded,they should have focused more on the core group of characters.The color palette is nice too.

  • ErnestRister

    No idea if any of this is true…but a few weeks ago, a fellow claimed to have information from the galleys of the novelization, and he dropped some info which makes the poster make sense.

    *alleged bullshit internet rumors begin, don’t read unless you want to, none of it probably true, or maybe it is*

    The story does not begin with a severed hand floating in space clutching a lightsaber which then is pulled down onto the war-ravaged planet of Jaaku (sorry, don’t know the spelling). The story begins with resistance pilot Poe Dameron on a mission to retrieve something from a village on Jaaku. That turns out to be Anakin’s lightsaber. Then the village is attacked by the First Order. The big baddie in the First Order claims he is or is thought to be Luke Skywalker gone bad. Is he or isn’t he is the big question of the first act. That’s why Luke isn’t on the poster. It would answer the question. Poe places the lightsaber into little droid BB8, who goes rolling for his life looking for Rey.

    Much, much later, Luke himself shows up after Han Solo is hurt and Finn and Rey have their ass handed to them in the snowy woods of that weapon base. Han is not killed. He’s just seriously injured. Kylo Ren’s identity is revealed after Luke kicks his ass, and Kylo is forced to flee.

    Film ends with an echo of Empire Strikes Back…wounded Han holding Leia, Luke’s granddaughter flying off to join Luke for training.

    That’s what the guy said, believe or don’t, it’s the internet, folks. But the “Is Kylo really Luke?” question would explain why we don’t see Luke in the poster, and also explain early rumors that “Luke turns evil and kills Han Solo”.

    Personally, if Luke really does turn evil, to quote Bobcat, “I’m gonna burn down Disneyland!” 😉

  • Interesting….
    Thanks for this, Ernest – be it true or not.

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    WTF! Turn my back for a sec, and you Kids are going at it..*Sigh*

    http://media.giphy.com/media/13r36l3Z7YCZDG/giphy.gif

  • Stalkeye

    It’s fucked up to see two guys that I respect go at it with each other. But either you both hug it out or just agree to disagree. Lawd knows that i had my share of playing dirty in the Sandbox.

  • Stalkeye

  • southafricanguy

    so….is it a movie?… or a marketing vehicle that is designed to check a list of boxes to ensure that it does for kids what the original did in a calculated way (basically the complete opposite of how the OT was designed) by using the same ideas and scenes?

    I am sure that kids can watch A new hope to get experience that particular thrill. Why can’t they do something fresh and new to replicate that thrill?….oh wait…i know. that would require risk, and imagination….two things they are not going to do when they have a 4 billion dollar investment to protect. Much safer to trot out a greatest hits package.

  • Stalkeye

    LOL Right about now, that Douchebag Dio is using this as more material for his upcoming worstseller; “Fall of Talkbacker” Book. XD

    As for our Favorite English Lass, fare thee well. *Blows a Kiss*

  • Stalkeye

    Who were you talking to?

  • Stalkeye

    I need to do a re-review of this, since the 30th anniversary is fast approaching.
    Love TTM!! That hack, Micheal Bay should’ve used this film as a reference just to show how it’s done!

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO

  • Stalkeye

    Do you hear that sound?

  • KilliK

    Creepy.

  • Toruk_Makto

    Bay with all his money and effects still never came close to touching this 1986 classic.

  • Captain Genius

    it’s a damn shame they didn’t gave a jar jar eye to that unicron wanna be motherfucker

  • Captain Genius

    i hate that fucking movie

  • Captain Genius

    with it’s awesome animation and kickass soundtrack. fuck that movie right in it’s little black heart

  • Toruk_Makto

    Given JJ’s resume can you honestly be surprised?

    He has done absolutely nothing to support the notion he would/could create an inspired piece of work. Nothing.

    When people first learned about this movie and who was directing it and actually became excited it completely blew me away with disbelief.

    It was like some collective form of amnesia regarding the past.

  • Stalkeye

    Transformers the Animated Movie???

  • Stalkeye

    Fuck no! That Bitch is sooo overrated and that’s because of The Rock which was his only decent picture.

  • Stalkeye

    Oh, dammnnnnn…!

  • Stalkeye

    Awesome and kickass it is!

  • KilliK

    yeah. there was an ugly incident between Creepy and one of the mods here, yesterday. I dont think we ll hear from Creepy again. anyway.

  • Captain Genius

    yup. they kill all the old guys to bring in shitty new ones.

    they don’t just kill them, they kill the fuck out of them. fuck that movie. hey kids look at this cool new guy Hot Rod, isn’t he neat? Don’t you want his toy. FUCK YOU! I want you to not have killed the fuck out of Ironhide and Prowl you heartless fucks! And then try to sell me a new toy. eat my cock forever in hell hasbro

  • Captain Genius

    yeah, but are their guns gonna shoot bullets of fire?

  • Captain Genius

    holy, what did i miss with dio?

  • Stalkeye

    Loooonnnnggggg story, Cap.
    So long, I could write a tell all Book about….

    Oh, wait!

  • Stalkeye

    LMMFAO you got me there as far as killing off Ironhide and the old schoolers, but the way it went down to the tune of “Instruments of destruction” and the fact that these were beloved characters as in no one is safe, meant-Shit just got real!!!
    But Hot Rod was an asshole and they used the same redemption theme for GIJoe the Movie as in Duke getting “killed” because of Falcon’s Fuckups.

  • Captain Genius

    i wasn’t ready for shit to get real at age 13. that cunt prime also killed a few insectacons. i loved those guys. prime was the only death i didn’t give 2 fucks about.

  • Captain Genius

    oh no

  • Booger T

    i thought struzan was gonna do it

  • Stalkeye

    Which Mod? I know of Dan but who else, Abe?

  • Captain Genius

    haiku that shit

  • Stalkeye

    Shit, even as a Teen, I found myself choked up with prime’s death scene.
    Fucking heartbreak, yo!
    But later on, I laughed my ass off with “Dukes gone into a Coma”. WTF You got stabbed through the chest only to awaken from a “Coma”. God bless the Japanese version for having the balls to kill him off, as it was originally intended until Hasbro suffered backlash from OP’s Death and Punked out.

  • Booger T

    assuming theres a core group of characters to focus on

  • Stalkeye
  • Captain Genius

    i was never a duke fan, i was into the comics first, because they came before the show, so hawk was my guy

  • Captain Genius

    or gimmie the back of the book selling points, i liked dio

  • Captain Genius

    no shit, as did i

  • Stalkeye

    一言で言えば、彼はあまりにも多くの橋を燃やしました。ちょうど私が予見しているように。

  • Captain Genius

    아, 그게 안됐다.

  • Stalkeye

    저크 는 , 내가 너무 오래 전에 발견 으로 세 직면 했다 . 또한 음모 는 음부 를 받지 않고 채찍질

  • Captain Genius

    wtf? hahahaha Jerk, I faced three found before too long. In addition, pussy whipping without a conspiracy

  • Stalkeye

    I have no respect for anyone who would wish Cancer on someone they didn’t like. I wouldn’t wish that Shit on my worse enemy. A serious beatdown-yes, but Cancer is some fucked up Shit that can happen to ANYONE.

  • Captain Genius

    it doth sucketh

  • southafricanguy

    yeah….

  • Stalkeye

    Hawk was da Man! I should’ve ask Larry (Hama) about his thoughts on Duke when I ran into him 2 Weeks ago. Very nice guy as well.

  • Stalkeye

    I know. Personally, I know. )0=

  • Stalkeye

    XD

  • Captain Genius

    yeah, he was guest of honor at joe con 2 years ago and then like 2 months later he’s back in town for another con, and he’s just sitting there by himself in this weird non aisle. i should have said more to him.

    i mean, damn, that dude’s work was a massive part of my childhood.

  • Mr Nick Nightly

    あなたの紳士のいずれかがハッピーエンドの世話をしませんか?

  • Captain Genius

    繁華街と同じ50ドル、

  • Stalkeye

    いいえ私はちょうど猫を好みます。 (0=

  • Stalkeye

    It was nice of Mike Golden to have Larry sign my Joe prints that he drew .
    Not to mention, a photo op with both of them. Hama didn’t respond to my comments about the live action GIJoe Movies. he prolly thought they both sucked. XD XD XD

  • Captain Genius

    これはあなたの最初の応答をされている必要があり、あなたのオヴァルティンを飲むことを覚えています

  • KilliK

    it makes sense and fits with the scenes,info and other rumours we have so far. yeah, I believe this is 100% accurate, which means TFA is a remake of SW with a bit of ESB thrown in. Han will return and ofc JJ is using his mystery box marketing ploy again. just as we had predicted.

    fuck this shit, I am going to attend the movie just for laughs and the trolling. fucking JJ and fucking Disney. american entertainment cinema is dead for good.

  • Yeah, me too. I guess he just did that teaser poster

  • KilliK

    Abe

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    There were never that many visitors to this site to begin with. You must be thinking of the old Talkbacker one. There’s a small core of regulars here, which keeps things pleasant and stable, with no trolls to disturb the peace.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    He’ll be back. He’s pulled the same thing many times before. We’ve not seen the last of Creep. As I enjoy his hilarious posts, I’m glad.

  • Stalkeye
  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    What happened to Dio? I remember him being alright. Did he turn into a dick? Rose revealed herself to be a censorious and insidious individual and was partly responsible for the fall of Talkbacker (where Creepy’s posts really were censored, in the name of “public interest” and at her behest), so I’m not at all bothered to see her go.

    A lot of drama queens around lately, it seems!

  • KilliK

    as my folks here say: ” a bad dog cant die”

  • ErnestRister

    Fits with with what I told you guys in my Talkbacker article from well over a year ago…that there is no freaking way LucasFilm would turn a branded character and hero to generations into a Dark Side villain who kills Han Solo…and that this film is the cornerstone that has to carry the weight and support all that is coming after. This film HAS TO BE a massive crowd-pleaser, they cannot — just CANNOT — end this film with an evil Luke. People would attack the screens and shred them like the virulent zombies in World War Z.

  • Captain Genius

    bullshit. we still got comic book movies. ain’t nuffin dead

  • jim83

    Yeah,that too.I just hope we’ll get to see the old cast have a lot of screen time because so far all the new characters are a little meh to me.

  • Captain Genius

    whaaaaaa?

  • Unimpressive. Most unimpressive.

  • Captain Genius

    then i will be the closest thing to a troll ya’ll got

  • But is that a good or a bad thing?

  • So.. it’s very bland movie then.

  • Maybe there is no core group… or maybe the core group is THAT crowded!

  • There are a lot of Jar Jars in that poster… and one behind the camera in the director’s chair.

  • They forgot to include the Jar Jar that is in the director’s chair.

  • ErnestRister

    Action-packed munch-the-popcorn movie setting up the board for the chess match to follow. Future films will center on the new characters, this is a “baton-passing” crowd-pleaser which keeps moving from set piece to set piece.

  • Like as if Bay can even understand the concept of what is a good movie.

  • Stalkeye

    Aside from him coming off like a Diva, being a two faced social climbing opportunist with issues of codependency and not to mention, his pathetic attempts to sabotage the site? I can’t think of anything else, he’s a Jolly good fellow.

    I cant really say whether or not Rose censored creepy’s post or removed my Rumpshake Video from an R-Rated thread (Shut kids Podcast.) which Finn told me it was him and I believe it was him because he wanted SUK to tone it down a bit.

    I wish Rose the best, really i do. But her Friend Dildo Dio has a Fist with his name on it should he trespass around my parts.

  • You always want a week. By then all the fanbois zombies have already watched the movie and the theater room air will be cleaner and more breathable.

  • You find that an unlikely outcome for JJ’s movie? I would be surprised if there wasn’t a Death Star equivalent.

  • It’s not a bad poster but it’s a bit of a pastiche. Even as an hommage it lacks a certain spark.

  • Captain Genius

    like Generations. ugh. I wonder if Cameron from Ferris Buehller will be in it.

  • JJ suffers from the same problem all super-fans of a given movie like SW do: tey can’t imagine anything past the thing they love so much.

    In a way i’s inevitable, and this would be why i would be the wrong guy for making a sequel to a Blade Runner, i would be just too slavish. JJ is just like that, only he lacks the self-awareness and as such sees nothing wrong in repeating what went before. He probably mistakes that with genuine creativity.

  • Captain Genius

    it will be that red shit he stole from Giant Robo and used in his first Trek film.

  • That’s exactly thething that i believe JJ would do, matter of fact. He is a fanboy without any self.awareness or self-criticism.

  • ErnestRister

    Naah, too much riding on that script. Alan Horn was adamant that the film have a script worthy of the franchise before they moved forward. It’s going to be a crowd-pleasing mass-market action film, guys.

  • But the previous generation had TWO death stars… so are you implying we will get another Death Star after the JJ movie?

  • Re-do the poster like the Jar Jar one but use your Pickles character instead. =)

  • Some of those who were excited were the same easy to please people who loved what JJ did to Star Trek. That explains a lot!

  • No, it’s not you.

  • Captain Genius

    oh, just you wait

  • If the whole point of this film is to regurgitate from A New Hope, then what was the point of hiring a genuinely talented writer like Lawrence Kasdan? JJ could do that all of his own without help!

  • No, it is not you.

  • ErnestRister

    Kasdan can write dialog.

  • Or maybe pistols at dawn?

  • Booger T

    i guess im a little bit impressed that the cross saber is gonna be upstaged in stupidity by whatever the fuck that other thing is

  • Booger T

    oh wait thats just a staff. bad composition made me think it had a saber element to it

  • KilliK

    it’s the fake Asimov.

  • Stalkeye

    Too old skool. (;’

  • Hum… engineer. Architects create buildings, engineers create machinery, bridges and dams.

  • But admit it, that type of old school is badass!!

  • FINISH HIM!!!!

  • Can a bad story have good dialogue?

  • Ah, the magical Red Matter that could do anything the plot demanded. Those Bad Robot guys sure love their magical fluids.

  • So, just like the first Abrams Trek then. Or the second, for that matter.

  • But then the issue is the quality control, then.

  • I though the same thing too when i first saw the poster. It is indeed poor composition.
    They could had Daisy and the Darth Whatever be composed on a crossed composition, which would visually imply being of opposite sides and all that, like them crossing swords, you know what i mean?

  • ErnestRister

    Sure. Writers have to try and compensate for imposed producer badness all the time. It’s the reason some writers get hired in the first place, to make something out of nothing.

  • But i can’t think of a single example where a bad story ad great dialogue. I think the former hurts the later as a viewer.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Of course he could, but they needed to hire Lawrence Kasdan as a puppet writer to placate the fanboys. It’s just a cynical PR move on behalf of Bad Robot.

  • Fake as gold.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Is he a fake? Too bad; I thought Asi’d decided to mend fences with us and start engaging us like a respectful person again.

  • So Kasdan gets a easy paycheck and they can convince the fans they are trying to capture old SW? Something like that?

  • Fake as gold.
    Nah, it’s me for real.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    That’s about the size of it, yup. There’s no shame in JJ’s game.

  • I kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda like Phantom Menace. Well, anything that doesn’t have JarJar Abrams, i mean, Jar Jar Binks. But that’s like 75% of the movie! But i do quite like the other prequels.
    But on the other hand, i’m not much of a SW fanboy, am I? That counts.

  • He can’t be the type of salesman he is if he has any pangs of shame, can he?

  • ErnestRister

    It ain’t gonna be Blade Runner. Hopefully not as stupid as certain story elements in Jurassic World (poor Vincent D’onofrio trying to sell that moronic subplot).

  • Doesn’t Max Von Sydow plays the old mysterious figure that is Rey’s guardian at the desert planet? I had this pet theory that character is Darth Vader who somehow survived his death on ROTJ, thanks to what i read in a very reliable script description posted online months ago.

  • Well, D’Onoffio has his excellent work in DAREDEVIL to regain his creed to fall back to.

    Couldn’t be bothered with Jurassic World. Fucking Pratt The Twat in it made sure i couldn’t be arsed to watch that movie.

    The last thing that can convince me to the qualities of a movie script is the opinion of a studio executive, if you know what i mean.

  • Stalkeye

    Yanno, I never bothered to have watch that Movie. /:

  • KilliK

    you are not alone, i mistook it for a lasersword too. the artist of this poster should be kicked in his nuts.

  • KilliK

    shut the fuck up fake Asimov.

  • Ah.. err… OK.
    But really, it’s me. Yup.

  • Stalkeye

    BOTH.

  • Booger T

    i find ep 1 very interesting as a testament to how accidental the first trilogy was and that lucas was just a flash gordon fan who was making do and when he could finally cut loose we got that. I enjoy watching it under these terms

  • The stormtroopers in the poster look like they are in a chorus line.

  • How compromising.

  • Booger T

    that same ridiculous “all the left handers on this side all the right handers on that side” shit from that newest hunger games commercial. i mean, i like symmetry but come on.

  • KilliK

    wait, I rechecked his account and it has 41k posts. and it’s private. he just told me in another post that he is the real one. so it must be him. or someone who hacked his account. what the hell is going on here? i am confused. :/

  • KilliK

    hmmmmmmm…. either you are telling the truth, or someone hacked your account. I dont know what to believe right now. that was a bit unexpected.

  • KilliK

    and mostly because of the actors.

  • Booger T

    assuming they put this much thought into it (and that may be rash) here’s my metaphorical reading of it. The top left/red area is the threat. obvious, but we’ve got girl hero butting up against it which puts her as the luke character, with dude in the supportive “girl clinging to leg” position, as his visual element is angled up and towards her. This means to me that she’s the luke which means both that she’s the main protagonist and that she’s the one on the fence being tempted by both dark and light sides of force. The fact that she aint got a saber puts this into question, but i still think its evident. besides everyone knows jj likes his girl heroes. I’m also going to go ahead and jump to the conclusion that the crosssaber vaderette is going to be her brother (sister? them skinny ass girl arms tho) or something because fuck originality.
    Maaayyybe if we’re actually feeling like theyre doing their job here, that death star III could be a good guy base, as it falls in the blue/good area, where the x wings on the left could be evil rebels? These assholes love to pull switcheroos and i agree that disney probably doesnt have the balls to make luke bad, so maybe the rebellion itself (or new republic whatever theyre calling it) is going corrupt somehow.

  • It’s me, truly.

  • I hear you. I feel the same. It seems the poster was made under rule of cool but without any true thought or aestetic point to it.

  • I think it’s quite obvious that the girl Rey is the protagonist of the movie. I got that idea since very on since the first trailers.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    LOL. Coming hard on the heels of your “In JJ We Trust” spree over at AICN, I don’t know what to believe anymore! 😉

    Can anyone be trusted? Can one ever truly know another’s heart?

  • Captain Genius
  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Didn’t know any of that. That’s shocking. Okay, fuck ‘im.

  • By a given definition of decent, and by that i mean, a piece of shit.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Beats me.

  • Is this real, or is this fantasy? Solypsism abounds.

  • Hum, i like that.
    I do think Lucas got more of that Flash Gordon thing from the other prequels movies, not the first. The first in some ways feels a bit of a rehash of A New Hope with all that having to fight a space battle to kill the big dpace battle thing that controls the planet below, etc. It sems he felt more free with Attack Of The Clones and The Revenge Of The Shit (not a typo)

  • KilliK
  • You are missing out on a TRUE MASTERPIECE. That’s no overstatement. That movie is absolutely phenomenal. It’s one of the most beautiful movie ever made and no other movie ever made makes you feel you are in the era it depicts. It defies description. And the music, man!

  • A balrog of morgoth!!

  • Booger T

    ..

  • It sure worked well for Star Trek (In Name Only).

  • My race issue with SW is that there is a lack of representation of wookies in the movies.

  • This poster is 100% Luke Skywalker free.

    Everybody knows that Luke is in the movie, so why even put him out of the poster? They want to keep his looks a secret? We all know he has a beard, c’mon!

  • KilliK

    did you get laid, mate? 😛

  • Something tells me that watching the reactions for the movie will be more fun than the movie proper.

  • Booger T

    im honestly torn over whether to see it or not if i do itll be solely for talking shit online after

  • How does one goes from one to the other? I fail to see the correlation.

  • Well, that can be fun.

    There Will Be Flame Wars!!

  • I find the presence of another Death Star disturbing.

  • I hate to state the obvious (no, not really) but…

    … i have a bad feeling about this!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    The prospect of collectively tearing JJ’s Star Wars movie a new asshole convinced him to lay down arms and join the fun.

  • KilliK

    just a joke, mate. your behaviour today was surprising and dare to say unusual.
    that’s all.

  • KilliK

    hehe, the more people troll JJ, his movie and the fanboys, the more the fun. I hope he keeps it like this and today was not only an exception.

  • KilliK

    just as we had suspected. JJ strikes again.

  • that shouldn’t be unusual for me. expect the unexpected.

  • KilliK

    yeah, I remember hearing this before. When JJ was making NuTrek. and then STID came out.

  • fangs_television

    Han and Leia are tiny.

  • KilliK

    it seems you’re really you. most excellent happening today. nice.

  • KilliK

    but what if they turn Luke evil in one of the other films. Remember, they do want to bring Vader back, even Iger alluded to that.

  • It’s a good day.

  • We can always count on him. As predictable as gravity, that man is.

  • KilliK

    well said, south. you hit the nail on the head. this movie is nothing else than a very carefully calculated and realized producing aiming for maximum profit from the masses.
    no imagination, no originality, just the same old dish served to those who want relive their childhood. fuck this shit.

  • Bop

    Tell us how how you really feel.

  • Bop

    There is a Japanese Gi Joe?

  • No,they are just very far away.

  • Bop

    Well, as much as I liked the first movie, the Hama stuff blows it away.

  • Stalkeye

    GI Joe is universal like Star Wars. And like SW, its your classic tale of good vs evil as my former pen pal Christy Marx (Creator of Jem) said in an interview.

  • DAWN OF THE DEAD 1978

    This × infinity.
    Only thing good about it is the soundtrack.

  • Harrison Ford broke his leg for our sins!

  • DAWN OF THE DEAD 1978

    Oh this is about Star Wars? I came for the slap fight.

  • Phillyflopper

    I can’t help but think of that old judge from Nothing But Trouble here.

  • Booger T

    well imgur didnt think it was funny but maybe you guys will
    http://imgur.com/gallery/YpoyG72

  • ErnestRister

    Fandango has crashed

  • southafricanguy

    As do I

  • southafricanguy

    Yeah…I 100% agree. And yeah…you are right I must have been thinking about talkbacker

  • southafricanguy

    If you never saw Jurrasic World then you didnt miss much

  • Zed

    Will there be another thread for the trailer? Beer is chilling and microwave popcorn has been unwrapped.

  • Zed

    ..

  • Abe

    Dio and Rose were going to do a Game of Thrones podcast, but Dio had no ability to record or edit such a show. The site was going to go forward with a different show. An email went out to everyone to even announce such a show. 5 days later, Dio started freaking out about it. I asked him time and again how he was going to actually create a show on his own. There was no plan. He just wanted to do a show without having to do a show, if that makes any sense.

    So, there were no Game of Thrones podcasts. Rose was pissed at the site, Dio was pissed at the site and for a while it seemed like Dio would be able to continue hanging out here and doing his thing on the Debate Show.

    Until I got wind of Dio trying to woo people on the site to leave and go with him elsewhere. Immediately, I blocked his ability to post on the site (not like he could anyway). And I shot him an email saying thanks for all the good times, but this site wasn’t for him.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Yeah, I am astounded (and disgusted) that that generic POS came so close to Titanic’s unadjusted domestic box office gross.

    If something has to pass one of Cameron’s movies on that list, let it at least be a true event film like Infinity War, Justice League or (hope not, but you never know) The Force Awakens, not that tired, forgettable bullshit.

  • Zed

    Holy socks. It’s exactly the same as the Trek 09 trailer, only Daisy Ridley isn’t riding a motorcycle. Maybe it got stuck in the sand.

    Congrats, Disney. You have been JJ’ed.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    OH MY GOD, JJ!!!

    GO JJ, YOU’RE MY HERO!!!

    IN JJ WE TRUST!!

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    The trailer is awful, apart from Han Solo and his references to…shit we’ve seen before. The new elements to the mythos looks abysmal. There was even a dude screaming, just like Shatner in WOK.

    http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130729015900/uncyclopedia/images/d/d7/William-shatner-khan-scream-quote-star-trek-wrath-of-khan-500×375.jpg

    “Jaaaaayyyyyyy Jaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!”

  • Done.

  • Interesting….

  • southafricanguy

    good point.

  • southafricanguy

    true….its exactly what he did with Trek

  • southafricanguy

    great points

  • Stalkeye
  • Yeah, no – That was Finn who did the deleting at TB

  • ErnestRister

    If you saw Jurassic Park and Jaws 3, you already saw Jurassic World.

  • Tarmac492.1

    well the impregnable battle station was blown to atoms twice. I guess the Empire could invest all that time and money??? into it again. Third time is the charm.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Its like overweight and over the hill rockers waddling out to play watered down versions of their hits. Yeah, I am there.

  • Tarmac492.1

    The Pernicious Moon

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Yet another Death Star?

  • Tim R.R. Something

    Even in Star Wars, expensive, useless military boondoggles never get cancelled.

  • They could had build 1000 Super-Destroyers with all those recourses and amplify their presence in the galaxy instead. Just saying.

  • Well, the fanboys asked for it, they got it. JJ is only half to blame.

  • I figured as much just from looking at the trailer.

  • I admit not even I would had guessed JJ would be this repetitive.
    I wonder if the guys who gave him the Visionary award want it back now.

  • It’s as if the Empire Remnant is governed by the Reagan administration.

  • Daisy did ride that USB pen looking flying bike in the first teaser, remember?

  • Man, this movie!!

  • Stalkeye

    You should have told that Fat Fucker “No more Cheetos for you”.
    XD XD XD
    Sorry, I can’t “help who I hate”. (;’

  • Stalkeye
  • Stalkeye

    huuuuuuh?

  • Captain Genius
  • Stalkeye

    I may be forced to throw in a few dollars.

  • the comments are comedy in itself

  • Stalkeye
  • southafricanguy

    that’s also very true. Fanboys do love getting cinematic handjobs…..So if a director like JJ is going to pander to them then they will lap it up

  • My hope is that some of those who did asked for the pandering will not lke it see realised and see the error of their ways.

  • KilliK

    what a pretentious douchebag. he just screams: “punch me in the face because I am an asshole” I would love to see his fucking SW to underperform, but that unfortunately wont happen. But someday, karma will pay him a visit, someday.

  • Perhaps when he makes a reboot of Indiana Jones. I’m sure he is alread slated by Disney to do that.

  • KilliK

    oh yes, I am expecting the announcement of a new IJ directed by JarJar, immediately after SW7 comes out and destroys the BO. He is gonna become Disney’s golden boy. But I doubt it will bomb, people will want to see Ford as Jones, after they got their Solo dose.

  • I fear we will get fucking Chris “Twat” Pratt as Indy. Mark my words.