Tales of the Abstruse #11 Tales of the Abstruse #11
Tales of the Abstruse #11

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Horace P. Desklamp

  • Your face is too dry!!

  • I_am_better

    XD

  • I_am_better

    The guy is reading the Necronomicon even more than Ash

  • Jacob de Zissou

    Haha

  • Jacob de Zissou

    Cross promotion

  • I_am_better

    I love that cooking pot.

  • Tim R.R. Something

    It’s dry alright.

  • thanks_television

    Stealing some of that sweet vegetable lasagna tag traffic.

  • Ghoul Tower/Maps/TBD

    The pumpkin pie crust is not even hard but I need a food processor. Can I use a blender instead?

  • thanks_television

    You probably don’t want to liquefy it? I really don’t know. Maybe a low setting or something. I just bought some pie crust.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Shrewd move on your part.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I wonder what would happen if you wanted to jerk off to a naked picture of a witch or she demon in the Necronomicon?

  • Tarmac492.1

    Great stuff as usual Franks.

  • thanks_television

    None have lived to tell the tale.

  • Sagamanus

    Zissou got a damn punch in the mouth with this one.

  • Ghoul Tower/Maps/TBD
  • Ghoul Tower/Maps/TBD

    Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. Frozen pie crust.

  • CoolHandJuke

    I was hoping the book would be To Serve Man. Spoiler: it’s a cookbook

  • Stalkeye

    LMAO@”What’s the worst that could happen”?

  • The Willard Awakens

    Splendid.