Spinning Headlines – Week 7: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2, John Wick 2, The Stand, Kingsman 2, San Andreas 2, Blade Runner 2, Astro Boy… Spinning Headlines – Week 7: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2, John Wick 2, The Stand, Kingsman 2, San Andreas 2, Blade Runner 2, Astro Boy…
This week, we've got a big pile of number 2's: "Guardians of the Galaxy 2", "Kingsman 2", "John Wick 2", "San Andreas 2", "Blade... Spinning Headlines – Week 7: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2, John Wick 2, The Stand, Kingsman 2, San Andreas 2, Blade Runner 2, Astro Boy…

Great Cucamonga, is it friday again? Seems so. Time sure flies. Well – as always, keep checking out the Supernaughts “News”-section for daily updates throughout the week. This week we had plenty of stuff out – so much so, that I’m gonna list ’em here in case you’ve missed something:

Whew – now that’s a LOT. Was there anything for me to report? Let’s see:

 

JAMES GUNN TEASES “GUARDIANS Vol.2” WITH A VERY FAMILIAR IMAGE

Writer/director James Gunn sure does speak Film Geek very well. He tweeted the above image as an announcement of the “Guardians”-sequel’s filming start. And if you’re a John Carpenter-fan(like me) – or just a horror-fan, you’ll instantly recognize the reference there:

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In other GotG news, some key pieces of casting for the film were confimed this week. New cast members include Pom Klementieff (“Oldboy”), Elizabeth Debicki (“The Great Gatsby,” “Everest”), Chris Sullivan (“The Knick,” “The Drop”) and Kurt Russell (“The Hateful Eight,” “Furious 7”). Who are they playing, you ask? Well – so far only one character has been made official:

Although Kurt Russell’s character is pretty heavily rumored to be Peter Quill’s father, as even the movies official logline suggests: “Set to the all-new sonic backdrop of Awesome Mixtape #2, “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” continues the team’s adventures as they unravel the mystery of Peter Quill’s true parentage.

 

“KINGSMAN”-SEQUEL CIRCLES JULIANNE MOORE AS VILLAIN

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Well, as the title pretty much says, Moore is “in talks” to play the villain for the upcoming sequel to one of last year’s most entertaining pieces of film, “Kingsman: The Secret Service“. And that’s about it, for now. The only things confirmed about the sequel thus far are that Matthew Vaughn is remaining in the director’s seat and Taron Egerton is back as Eggsy – and I would assume at least Mark Strong is back as Merlin.

It’s the first time Vaughn is doing the sequel to one of his own movies (he stepped off for both “Kick-Ass 2” and “X-Men: Days of Future Past“) so it’ll be interesting to see how he can top himself.

 

“JOHN WICK”-SEQUEL GETS A TITLE & LOCATION

The Tweet kinda says it all. The film is now called “John Wick: Chapter Two” and will at least partially locate in Rome. It’s a big expansion, as the first movie pretty much took place in one city, but hell – it’s cool to see John Wick kick ass anywhere! John Leguizamo, Ian McShane, Bridget Moynahan, and Lance Reddick are expected to reprise their roles from the first film, with Ruby Rose, Laurence Fishburne, Peter Stormare and Common as new additions to the ever-expanding hitman-universe.

 

“THE STAND” AT A STANDSTILL

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As was reported earlier this month, the movie adaptation of Stephen King’s “The Stand” was put on hold, because of some rights-issue which I still am not completely clear on and the director picked for the film, Josh Boone (“The Fault in Our Stars”), was quickly pointed towards another King-adaptation; “Revival“. Producer Roy Lee gave an update on the status of the project now:

Right now it’s just in a holding pattern trying to figure out how to best make the movie because we’ve toyed with breaking it up into multiple movies, making it into one, making it into two. The latest draft, Josh Boone had written it and he was very anxious to make it but since then has written another script, Revival, which he’s gonna do beforehand, so we’re just waiting for that.

Also, they are NOT doing this as a TV project followed by a feature film-finale, as was considered once upon a time – that idea is now abandoned:

There was definitely talk about doing that but the logistics made it very difficult to try to do a worldwide launch of a movie when the TV component would not necessarily be released at the same time worldwide. So it became a logistic nightmare to try to figure that out, so that plan was abandoned.

So “The Stand” is not coming out any time soon – Boone is hard at work on “Revival” now.

 

SPEAKING OF STEPHEN KING-ADAPTATIONS…

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Something weird is up with the “Dark Tower“-movie; Abbey Lee Kershaw (or Abbey Lee, as she now goes by), an Australian model/actress who was last seen in “Mad Max: Fury Road“, has been cast as the female leadin the film. Now – here’s where it gets confusing: she is called a female “lead” – but the character is said to be Tirana, a character who is “she’s sexy and dangerous, she has fake human skin and cold snake-like eyes.” The thing is, while there is a character in the books that matches the name, she’s in book SEVEN – and a supporting character to say the least. The last time I checked, they were adapting book ONE for the first film.

What does this mean? Well – what I think it means is, that the “Dark Tower“-series of books has been completely taken apart and they are just adding characters and scenes from whereever they please, basically trowing the continuity of the books to the winds. In other words: it’s probably gonna be a clusterfuck of epic proportions, as expected.

 

ANOTHER TRAILER FOR “CROUCHING TIGER..”-SEQUEL

Here’s another look at the Netflix-produced, Yen Woo-Ping directed sequel to “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon“. I’ll say it again: I am not sold on this switch to use English as the language in this movie – no doubt a choice made for easier approach for wider audiences. The last time I checked, a lot of people still can read.

 

THE ROCK TO BATTLE MOTHER NATURE AGAIN

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Look, I sort of liked last year’s Dwayne Johnson-led disaster movie “San Andreas” (my review HERE), but I dunno if that one warranted a sequel. That being said, that’s exactly what’s in planning stages now; a sequel. New Line Cinema has already hired writers Neil Widener and Gavin James to write the script for it. Johnson, his co-stars Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario and Paul Giamatti are also expected to return, as is director Brad Peyton. Plot details are said to be focusing on the infamous Ring of Fire. The ring circles the Pacific Ocean with fault lines and volcanoes and, according to scientists, is home to about 90 percent of the world’s earthquakes. So – earthquakes AND volcanoes! I think I just saw that movie last weekend:

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It was definitely one of a kind. Which is good. The “being only one in existence”-part, I mean. Seriously – don’t watch this, people.

 

“AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING” TRAILER

Now, I’m not the expert on the endless “Amityville Horror“-franchise – I’ve only seen the original film and it’s piss-poor Platinum Dunes-produced remake, but…the fact that this is directed by Franck Khalfoun (“MANIAC”, “P2”) has my interest peaked. And the fact that it actually looks quite creepy. Here’s the official press release on the movie:

“AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING, is a revival of the popular franchise and a modern twist on the classic horror film.

In the film, Belle and her family move into a new house, but when strange phenomena begin to occur in the house, Belle begins to suspect her Mother isn’t telling her everything and soon realizes they just moved into the infamous Amityville house.

AMITYVILLE: THE AWAKENING is directed by Franck Khalfoun (MANIAC, P2) and produced by groundbreaking and top horror producer Jason Blum of Blumhouse Productions (THE PURGE, INSIDIOUS, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY). The film stars Oscar Nominee Jennifer Jason Leigh (THE HATEFUL EIGHT, ANAMOLISA, SINGLE WHITE FEMALE), popular young actress Bella Thorne (SCREAM, SHAKE IT UP) and up and comer Cameron Monaghan (SHAMELESS, THE GIVER).”

 

MEANWHILE  – WITH THE WRITERS OF THE FIRST “SAN ANDREAS”…

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Andre Fabrizio and Jeremy Passmore, are working on a script for New Line’s feature film, live action-adaptation of the classic Manga and Anime-character Astro Boy, overseen by Animal Logic Entertainment, Ranger 7 Films and Japanese firm Tezuka Productions.

For those in the clear,  “Astro Boy” was a Japanese manga created in the early 1950s by Osamu Tezuka, who has been described as Japan’s Walt Disney, that ran for decades in comic and newspaper strip form. It was then translated into several anime series that became popular around the world in the 1970s and 1980s. Astro is a robot boy created by a scientist as a replacement for the man’s dead son. After going on a Pinocchio-style adventure, he ends up with a new owner and a new mission: to fight evil using his many superpowers.

 

“BLADE RUNNER”-SEQUEL GETS RELEASE DATE

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And it’s a peculiar one: “Blade Runner 2” (or what ever it’s final title is going to be) is set to open in theaters on Martin Luther King Weekend, January 12, 2018. But then again, I think there have been enough early year-releases in the last couple years that have proven this to not be the “dumping ground” of titles, as it once perhaps was. Hell – just look at the numbers that “Deadpool” pulled off last weekend.

 

“xXx III” – JET LI OUT, DONNIE YEN IN

This actually happened just after last friday’s news column was out – Jet Li, who was originally cast in the movie, left the project (for undisclosed reasons) and was quickly replaced with Donnie Yen. Yen is about to have a pretty big year in Hollywood as it is, as he’s also one of the stars of the “Star Wars”-spinoff “Rogue One“. He’s been made feel pretty much at home on the “xXxIII”-set, as you can see from Tony Jaa’s Facebook-posts above.

 

SPIT-TAKE OF THE WEEK

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Seriously, WTF is this:

Confirmed at #Mattel this morning that this is the main villain in the new #Ghostbusters movie. #ToyFair #TF16 #NYTF

A post shared by "Pixel Dan" Eardley (@pixeldan) on

 

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  • Foster Breadford

    I’m okay with them mixing up the Dark Tower and doing their own thing with it. Could be fun.

  • I_am_better

    I’ll call it “The Mildly-lit Tower” from now on

  • Foster Breadford

    I’m not a huge fan of the series after the first two, so I was kind of hoping more that they’d mess with the journey’s direction more than the beginning.

  • GHOST TURD

  • Dee

    I am actually disappointed by the Amityville trailer. I’d have expected more from Khalfoun.

  • I_am_better

    Well, I don’t know how far you’re in your Amityville-marathon, but surely they can’t get any worse? Right?

  • I_am_better

    There’s a fine line between “slightly meddling with the timeline” and “throwing all the pages in the air and seeing where they land”

  • Stalkeye

    <—-John Carpenter Fan but didn't get the resemblance of Teh Fog until now.

  • I_am_better

    Damn. You’re slipping. Took me about half a second, lol

  • Dee

    No, none of the movies is good but that looks like typical jump scare fodder as well. It should be the Batman Begins of Amityville Horror.

  • I_am_better

    The house goes to Tibet to find it’s self…?

  • Stalkeye

    Astro Boy? Yeah, sure..as if the last film adaptation starring Nic Cage warranted another Movie. I’ll settle for a Mega Man Movie if done right..

  • Stalkeye

    Yes you’re right, I’m turning in my Carp Cred badge…..

    ..on second thought, I was never really into the Fog. Take that! (;’

  • Stalkeye

    Donnie Yen in a SW Movie? I can get with that!

  • I_am_better

    The Asian market is growing, so you can bet your ass the studios are now looking more and more into those properties

  • Dee

    The first one in a long while that makes good use of the material.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Yo Stalks! RE0. Very good. Better than I thought. Now just hurry up with RE2 HD. Cant wait for that bad boy!

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Astroboy always looked creepy as fuck to me. You never know with the Japs.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    I gave up Dark Tower in book 6, which I thought was just too fucking stupid by far. Cant say I have any real interest for this, even though the earlier books had loads of promise in them

  • I_am_better

    It was always gonna be an almost impossible adaptation, and it clearly looks like they have no clue what they’re doing

  • Toruk_Makto

    Yeah, umm….Hollywood you clueless fucks.

    Most of you motherfuckers truly and honestly don’t know shit from Shinola. With the bewildered responses to Deadpool’s success I honestly and truly believe that most of these gits are one feces throw away from taking the short bus to work.

    The Stand…“Uh, we’re not sure how to go about this..”. I believe you..you fuckin really don’t. The Stand isn’t Lord of the fucking rings gents… Mini series…unrated…call it a fucking day.

    Meanwhile you Jabberwocky’s want to play spin-the-bottle with a series that people like me hold in very high regard…The Dark Tower series is my Lord of the Rings…and you want to play mix & match with it?? Ohhhhkay assholes…go right ahead. I’ll put it on my fucked-up-again list.

    Not even Carla’s globes can bring me to watch another lame disaster movie.

    Jesus…what the hell happened to Dean Cain? He looks like he’s been sitting in front of the tv for twenty years.

    Ghostbusters…I don’t even want to know.

  • KilliK

    You must be fucking kidding me…

  • ErnestRister

    We’re talking about corporations who can’t figure out how to adapt The Talisman yet keep farting out Purge sequels. Spielberg at the height of his power couldn’t get The Talisman green lit, couldn’t get a working script, and it’s an A-to-Z “kid goes on epic fantasy journey to save his mother” fantasy. The Stand is a survival epic with biblical overtones. IT is a teen fantasy about kids standing up to a monster (right up until King decided to drop some bizarre sex gangbang thing into the mix). None of these have been adequately adapted.

  • I_am_better

    The theme of the week is: Number Two.

  • Stalkeye

    Col, my meng! I downloaded RE0 the second it was available on XBO.
    Its a huge step up from the GC version and I like some of the character skins especially Billy’s Wolf Force fatigues. RE2 HD might be slated for release next year and hopefully Nemesis will follow.

    When Rise of the Tomb Raider shows up on the PS4, you’re going to be in for a real treat! Best game of 2015!! Bloodborne a close second!

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Im getting bored of waiting for TR lol. Uncharted 4 should be out soon, so that should keep me going for a while too.

  • Stalkeye

    “Julianne Moore”? So will she disrobe in the Kingsman sequel like she has done in numerous Films? She’s doable for a Ginge. (And no, I wont say “Minge” even though it rhymes!)

  • Stalkeye

    I have the Uncharted remasters on my PS4 but never got around to them. Bloodborne and a few other exclusives occupy my time on that console.
    But if Uncharted 4 is actually the last game of the series, count me in!

  • Stalkeye

    After finally watching the Gatchaman Movie that came out 2 Years ago, I have less and less faith with a Japanese adaptation. I did enjoy Attack on Titan and Yamato however.

  • Tarmac492.1

    You fight Mother Nature, you usually lose. Even the Rock.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Would have loved to see Spielberg direct Christine. That seemed right up his alley. Carpenter did a good job, but Spielberg would have nailed the domestic and teenage stuff. I guess the studio bureaucracy is such that you cant make a decision without twelve dozen bean counters, lawyers, producers and marketing gurus having their say. Hey, let the secretary decide, she and her boyfriend like films.

  • Indrid Cold

    She is 74 years old.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Skip the Amityville Horror and go to Toomeys, probably two blocks from the original house. Dive bar right on the canal, a converted house. Maybe me drunk, a hit of E distorting my vision of the world, hitting on some biker’s broad. Now, that is a real Amityviille Horror!!

  • Stalkeye

    55 dude.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Piscopo as Randall Flagg.

  • Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Yeah, I heard its the last as well. I did some game footage from a couple of months ago, and it looked amazing. I always like Uncharted. A very cinematic set of games.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I really feel that the Ghostbusters remake will be as amazing as the Arthur remake.

  • Tarmac492.1

    speaking of which. Time to hit the head.

  • Indrid Cold

    Does Stephen King have no say in casting decisions? I am pretty sure I read an interview where he said that one of his reservations about having The Dark Tower adapted for the screen was he was afraid that large sections of the book were either unfilmable or they would be taken out of context. You mean to tell me he wouldn’t have any reservations about the CASTING of the movie? King had a vision for Roland and company in his mind for seven novels that spanned decades during the writing process. If I was him I would be PISSED.

  • Tarmac492.1

    I guess it would depend on what happens when a studio buys the rights to one of his works? Not sure if they legally would have to ask him anything(see the Lawnmower Man). However, you would think that he may be consulted if they wanted to get it right?

  • Tarmac492.1

    They cant use the term Dark anymore, so you may be on to something.

  • Indrid Cold

    It just seemed that The Dark Tower series was his baby. I can’t imagine why they would make such drastic changes to the characters. You wait THIS long to make it only to royally fuck it up in pre production. If I was King I would pull the plug on the whole mess and find a studio that had a real desire to understand the source material.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    Doable by any standards, I’d say. Gingers can be extremely attractive.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    That boy is about thirteen, so I’m sure Moore is an old woman in his eyes. When he grows up, he’ll learn to appreciate the pleasures of a mature lady.

  • Tarmac492.1

    Is John Wick a sequel or what? Wasnt Bridget Moynihan in the first one for a total of 33.6 seconds on video as she was already dead? She is way fucking hot. And, as a Jets fan, another reason to hate Tom Brady.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    I’m convinced that they’ve replaced Susannah in the Dark Tower movie with this new character – who happens to be a taheen/low man in the book (basically evil humanoid monsters with animal heads, who disguise themselves in human flesh). The antagonism in the movie will now be between a black man and a monster, instead of a white man and a schizophrenic black woman, because the filmmakers are cowardly fucks.

    In the second book, the tension derives from the Jekyll and Hyde persona of Susannah and her attempts to kill Roland and Eddie – the “honky mafahs”, as she deems them. They have to tie her up at points, and eventually she gets free and sets a trap for them. The filmmakers don’t want to deal with that controversial material, so they’ve likely substituted a schizophrenic creature, who wears the disguise of a “white” woman, to fill a similar role in the narrative. She’ll reluctantly join their ka-tet but, as she comes from evil stock (a minion of the Crimson King), will never be entirely trustworthy. Roland and Eddie will be afraid of her “hulking out” and reverting to her evil ways, or back stabbing them or murdering them in their sleep.

    Any way you cut it, this “adaptation” is shaping up to be horrendous.

  • KilliK

    hopefully. btw, I think her hottest was in Cast a Deadly Spell. didnt even realize she was her at first.

  • Toruk_Makto

    Julianne is very, very yummy. Strawberries!

  • Stalkeye

    XD I know, right?

  • Toruk_Makto

    I love Lee Child and Stephen King….but this video made me want to pop them in the nose.

    Lee makes fun of the Tom Cruise casting and goes on and on about how important Reachers size is meanwhile Stephen King makes snarky remarks about the Under the Dome show.

    Umm…are you men or are you mice.? Stop acting like you have no power. They can’t force you to have something adapted if you don’t want it to be. Don’t wait until after it’s done to make your criticisms of these decisions. Make them before it’s too late!

    Grrrrrrr…..still love these guys though.

  • Bop

    Jaa and Yen. Can’t wait to see that.

  • Bop

    Can someone explain to me what the fascination with Amityville is? I don’t get it.

  • Bop

    The only attractive ginger I can think of is Angie Everhart. I am curious which gingers are attractive too.

  • I_am_better

    Dee is in the process of watching them all. Maybe he’ll have some answers.

  • Bop

    Poor Dee.

  • I_am_better

    Ahh, deep down he enjoys it I think

  • Kylo Ronin

    GHOSTBUSTERS 3 FTW I REGRET NOTHING! *gets mobbed by zombielike Morlocks, Supernaughts, and Dojoers only to cut a swath through the unholy horde with crossguard lightsaber*

  • Kylo Ronin

    Also, wondering what kind of villain Moore is going to play in this.

  • CoolHandJuke

    i’m holding out hope for giant marshmallow woman tits which will be this flick’s only saving grace…

  • franks_television

    I don’t even remember a character called Tirana.

  • KilliK

    they wait first for their checks to clear. THEN they make their criticisms. it’s all about the green dollar, mate, nobody, nobody is above it.

  • KilliK

    I think IT is more to Spielberg’s alley. minus the underage gangbang…

  • KilliK

    Spielberg was gonna produce/direct the Talisman. A Spielberg/King collaboration in the 80s would have given us at least something interesting, even if it was a failure.

  • KilliK

    Honestly, I dont think her casting and the FR connection is a coincidence. I am getting the impression that they are trying to shape DK into a scifi/fantasy adventure about a group of misfits on a mission because of a common enemy, and served with a heavy SJW subtext ala Fury Road.

    Here is the tragic beauty with a dark secret who joins the company of the black hero, because they both have suffered from the evil white sorcerer and are after him for their own reasons. Maybe she was forced by Flagg to become his lover and servant, until he cursed her to become a monster as punishment because she didnt want him. She escaped him and now is helping Roland to find Flagg and lift the curse or some shit like this. And since we got this idea from something similar from FR, hey, lets cast one of the brides.

    This adaptation will have nothing in common with the novels, apart from the use of a few plot elements and the names ofc. It will be a more progressive LOTR with the stamp of Stephen King on it instead of Tolkien’s. Expect the worst.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    I think so. When I watched Fury Road, I recognized similarities to the world of the Dark Tower, and I think others did, too. Visually, at least. So it’s not surprising that the DT producers are now trying to copy the success of Mad Max.

    And, yeah, I think that’s exactly what they’re trying to do with the story/characters. They’ll turn it into a generic fantasy series with a SJW subtext, instead of the weird, metafictional Spaghetti Western/horror/sci-fi/ fantasy mash-up that the book series was.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    There are loads of them: Bryce Dallas Howard, Ellie Kemper, Karen Gillan, Amy Yasbeck, Isla Fisher, etc. Then there are the hot, fake redheads like Christina Hendricks.

  • KilliK

    and the ultimate redhead:
    http://i.imgur.com/gt92GPd.jpg

  • Indrid Cold

    you get off on naked 55 year olds? That explains alot. Do you often find yourself at nursing homes begging for a date? Or do you bribe them for sexual favors with Jell-O and Geritol?

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    *Sigh* …if only she was real…

    Didn’t I hear something about Disney trying to faze out Jessica Rabbit merchandise in the last few years because they now consider the character too raunchy for their increasingly international, family friendly image? Sounds like the same stunt they pulled with Slave Leia merchandise and imagery.

  • Indrid Cold

    “*Sigh* …if only she was real…”

    fuckin weirdo..

  • KilliK

    wow, really? it reminds me of what happened to Janine from the Ghostbusters, both the cartoon and the sequel. They changed her more fiery,foxy personality and appearance to a more motherly figure because the producers thought she was looking too “slutty”. fuck. our world is getting more pussified with each passing day.

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    I always figured you were gay; now I know for sure. Nothing wrong with it, but come out of the closet for your own sake. You’ve obviously been sublimating your repressed sexual urges into maniacal fandom for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and I’m sure you’ll be able to find a fellow homosexual TFA fan somewhere out there to partner up with. It might just be the start of a beautiful friendship…

  • Turd Has Escaped The Gravy

    LOL…still covering for your repressed homosexuality, you pathetic asshole? There are tons of fuckable actresses over fifty, and most redblooded MEN (not teens or twentysomething twits) would agree. Monica Belluci, Marisa Tomei, Laura Harring, Diane Lane, Famke Janssen, etc.; all extremely sexy women to this day. And, of course, Julianne.

    If you disagree with that, you’re either a) one of the aforementioned young dummies who think anyone over thirty is “old”, b) a closeted, self-loathing gay trying to pass for straight (as I said, I’m guessing this is the most likely option), or c) a creepy old fart with a predilection for jailbait. So, which category do you belong to?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    I have to agree with Turd regarding the actresses he listed. Women know what they’re doing in bed.

  • Indrid Cold

    “I always figured you were gay; now I know for sure” says the guy who has been finishing KilliK’s sentences for over 5 years. If anyone is gay.. well…. it’s you two. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

  • Indrid Cold

    Or I just don’t like wrinkled puss. Have you considered that? Probably not.. since with every sentence that you type it’s becoming more and more obvious that you are actually a geriatric queen.

  • KilliK

    dont act so manly, you might break a nail.

  • Indrid Cold

    Coming to your boyfriend’s aid… who says chivalry is dead?

  • Dennis O’Keefe

    “Faze out”? It’s “phase out.” Slave Leia action figures and such remain availble. Don’t worry, Turd. You can still fulfill your Carrie Fisher fantasies. Just don’t let pesky things like facts, grammar, and logic stand in your way.