A Toxic Review of Damnation Alley (1977)
Damnation Alley (1977) – USA – SciFi Adventure – Rated PG Directed by Jack Smight Stars George Peppard, Jan-Michael Vincent, Dominique Sanda, Paul Winfield, Jackie Earle Haley Two years after global nuclear warfare has left the earth a radioactive wasteland, a group of survivors from a military base in... Read more
A Toxic Review of Night of the Creeps (1986)
No movie has any right being this much fun…but it is! Night of the Creeps (1986) – Horror – USA – Rated R Written and Directed by Fred Dekker Starring Jason Lively, Tom Atkins, Steve Marshall, Jill Whitlow, David Paymer From space slugs and zombies to sorority babes and... Read more
A Toxic Review of Animal (2014)
This movie has bite…literally! Animal (2014) – Horror – USA – NR Directed by Brett Simons Starring Joey Laruen Adams, Elizabeth Gillies, Paul Iacono, Thorsten Kaye, Amaury Nolasco, Keke Palmer, Jeremy Sumpter, Parker Young, Eve (uncredited) There is admittedly a bit of humor to be found in... Read more
A Toxic Review of Arena (2011)
Blood, blades, fighting, gouging, naked babes… …uh…what was I talking about? Arena (2011) – Action – USA – Rated R Directed by Jonah Loop Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Kellan Lutz, Katia Winter, Johnny Messner, James Remar An action movie that rises above it’s oddly negative reviews which provides perverse... Read more
A Toxic Review of Flu Birds (2008)
One flu East, one flu West, one pooped out this big ol’ mess! Flu Birds (2008) – USA – Horror – Rated R (non-TV version) Directed by Leigh Scott Starring Clare Carey, Lance Guest and hopefully nobody we will ever see in another movie ever again! What a fucking... Read more
A Toxic Review of Without Warning (1980)
In the early 1980s, Jack Palance and Martin Landau co-starred together in an excellent horror movie. This is not that movie. Without Warning (1980) – USA – Horror – Rated R Directed by Greydon Clark Starring Jack Palance, Martin Landau, Tarah Nutter, Christopher S. Nelson, Cameron Mitchell, Neville Brand,... Read more
A Toxic Review of Drive Thru (2007)
Your fast food crass commercialism nightmares brought to a screen near you in a movie that dares to ask the question, “What if Ronald McDonald became a slasher?” A question that should never have been asked…or answered. Drive Thru (2007) – USA – Horror – Rated R Directed by... Read more
A Toxic Review of Final Exam (1981)
Final Exam (1981) – USA – Horror – Rated R Directed by Jimmy Huston Starring Cecile Bagdadi, Joel S. Rice, Ralph Brown, DeAnna Robbins, Timothy L. Raynor It’s final exams week at Lanier college. All the boys are studying hard, studying the girls that is. Amid a flurry of... Read more
Toxic Waste: Don’t Go in the Woods (1981)
Don’t Go in the Woods (1981) Directed by James Bryan Starring Jack McClelland, Mary Gail Artz, James P. Hayden and others you’ve likely never heard of…ever. The tagline for this movie reads “Everybody has nightmares about the ugliest way to die”…watching this movie would be one of them. Aside... Read more
A Toxic Review of Hospital Massacre (1981)
Hospital Massacre (1981*) – USA – Horror – Rated R A.K.A. X-Ray Directed by Boaz Davidson Starring Barbie Benton and nobody else you’ve likely ever hear of. The tagline for this wretched movie should have been “please kill me…kill me now!” A young girl receives a Valentine’s Day card... Read more