WHY DOES MODERN CINEMA/ENTERTAINMENT SUCK?!?FACT!!!

An opinion piece on why the quality of movies declined in the eyes of the author. Disclaimer: Potentially controversial content, does not necessarily reflect the opinion of all contributors to this site.

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TRUMP IN THE HIGH CASTLE!!!FACT!!!
  We live in extraordinary times.  When I cofounded the Supernaughts 2 years ago,  never did I think a reality show host would become president.  To that end, never did I think we would post a political opinion piece. Creepy Thin Man changed that.  When he talks we should... Read more
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON!!!FACT!!!
Just got home from seeing this and although I absolutely LOVED the first two thirds, the final act more or less completely falls apart. What I loved most about Act One was seeing The Avengers acting as a team and wasting Hydra before being mindfucked by the Scarlett Witch.... Read more
FUCK STEVEN SPIELBERG!!!FACT!!!
My learned colleague here at The Supernaughts, Mathias Folsted, recently posted an article praising Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park (http://thesupernaughts.com/sci-fi/throwback-zone-jurassic-park-1993/) and while I appreciate his enthusiasm for that movie, it got me thinking about America’s most celebrated filmmaker and how that beady eyed cocksucker hasn’t made a truly GREAT movie... Read more
IS CAPTAIN AMERICA A VIRGIN?!? THE GREAT DEBATE OF OUR TIME!!!FACT!!!
By the end of Captain America: The Winter Soldier there was still some question as to whether Steve Rogers was still a virgin, as Black Widow commented negatively about his kissing skills but then she’s a Russian slut, like Mila Kunis. However, I have no doubt that Cap got his dick wet... Read more
DEADPOOL, MARVEL AND R-RATED COMIC BOOK MOVIES!!!FACT!!!
I never paid much attention to Marvel’s Deadpool until last year. I initially thought that he was one of those annoying comic book characters that geekboys latch on to like Lobo or Spawn who you saw EVERYWHERE back in the 80’s and 90’s. It also didn’t help that smarmy... Read more
ANGELINA JOLIE’S BODY PARTS KEEP REJECTING HER!!!FACT!!!
It’s been reported that Angelina Jolie recently had her ovaries removed due to a cancer scare but an investigation has revealed it not to be so. Seems that this overrated skanks ovaries decided they’d had enough and managed to pay off a doctor to convince the dumb bitch that... Read more
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – ROGUE NATION!!!FACT!!!
Once again, the worlds most famous midget is twatting about trying to assert his masculinity in the fifth movie of this franchise. I absolutely adore the first Mission: Impossible as it was a AAA+ production Directed by Brian DePalma who made it into a smart techno thriller that didn’t focus on people... Read more
MIDNIGHT COWBOY (1969)!!!FACT!!!
Released in 1969, Midnight Cowboy, Directed by John Schlesinger and Produced by Jerome Hellman, is one of the best films about friendship, despite the odds, and how the people we forge connections with help to shape our lives. Based upon the novel by James Leo Herlihy, adapted by formerly blacklisted Hollywood... Read more
THE GOLDEN CHICKEN TRILOGY!!!FACT!!!
  It’s strange how things grab your attention at the right time and make an impression. I happened upon The Golden Chicken series purely by accident. My wife speaks Mandarin and I’m always searching for movies that we can watch together and one night, a few weeks ago, I... Read more
CREEPSHOW (1982)!!!FACT!!!
  George A. Romero, Stephen King, Tom Savini. If you don’t know who those three people are then you’ve come to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker! There are only two eras in the history of Horror cinema; Pre-Night of the Living Dead and Post-Night of the Living Dead. Romero’s masterpiece... Read more
THE BENNY HILL SHOW
I grew up in the 80’s watching Benny Hill, usually late at night before I went to bed. My parents are Scottish so I got an infusion of British entertainment aimed in my direction and my life is better for it. To be honest, I haven’t watched BH in... Read more
KUNG FU HUSTLE!!! TENTH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW!!!FACT!!!
LOVE is an elusive concept that can be felt but the word itself can’t even begin to touch upon what it means to you when something or someone touches your soul in a way that you can’t describe. This is how I feel about Kung Fu Hustle, one of... Read more
RAIDERS! THE GREATEST RIPOFF EVER MADE!!!FACT!!!
Back in 1982, a bunch of kids decided to get together and do a shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark. They worked on it for several years until puberty and a desire to fuck the opposite sex (allegedly!) got in the way as they finally went their... Read more
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON – FINAL TRAILER!!!FACT!!!
I’m sick as fuck but that can’t stop me from getting excited about this movie! Trailer one was a good appetizer. Trailer two seems to kill a lot of the early buzz because of its downbeat tone with little in the way of new footage. Trailer three hits the sweet... Read more
BUGSY MALONE (1976)!!!FACT!!!
To wash away the sadness of Leonard Nimoy’s death I was looking for something really fucking stupid to write about and I found a winner. I picked up the Bluray edition of Midnight Express for $5 today, no homo, and decided to peruse Director Alan Parker’s credits. Seems he... Read more
We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead…..LEONARD NIMOY
Leonard Nimoy 1931-2015 I’m not too proud to admit that I cried when I heard the new that Mr. Leonard Nimoy had died today at age 83. He’s been with me for my entire life and always felt like the kind, grandfatherly figure we all wish we had in... Read more
MANUFACTURING OUTRAGE FOR PUBLICITY AND PROFIT!!!
Last weekend saw the release of two movies, 50 Shades of Grey and Kingsman: The Secret Service, which has contributed to a 1000% increase in the amount of hand wringing and pearl clutching from third wave feminazi’s and their white guilt social justice warrior cuckolds and I think it’s... Read more
THE STATE OF INDEPENDENT CINEMA!!!
Jupiter Ascending, which cost 175 MILLION DOLLARS (not including marketing/advertising costs), BOMBED spectacularly this weekend and someone on another forum, that shall not be named, asked this…. “But how much of this is a self fulfilling prophecy by the Studios? If they put the same marketing budget to their... Read more
KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE!!! PREVIEW-REVIEW!!!FACT!!!
I saw Kingsman at an advanced screening in Toronto earlier this month, THAT I PAID TO GET INTO UNLIKE SOME BOUGHT-AND-SOLD-WHORES ON OTHER WEBSITES THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED, and since this is my first preview-review I shall be relatively spoiler free lest I ruin the experience for the... Read more
BATMAN FOREVER 20TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW!!!FACT!!!
Since I’m getting old (turning 37 this year) my mind wanders to the carefree days of my youth before the weight of adulthood and responsibility crushed my spirit. But back in 1995 I was 17 and then lay a world of endless possibilities which was perfectly represented in the... Read more
JOSS WHEDON VS. JJ ABRAMS!!!FACT!!!
Joss Whedon and JJ Abrams are at about the same place, professionally, while one has something the other doesn’t. Whedon has several tv shows under his belt and has built a reputation based upon a certain quality. Now, I’m not always fond of his style. His insistence on peppering EVERYTHING... Read more